#and this feels coercive and like something that is so easy to take advatage of
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babblingeccentric · 1 year ago
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Law x reader with sex pollen/fuck or die and he's soooooo embarrassed about it like he looks up your symptoms thinking "oh that sounds like sex pollen please do not be sex pollen please do not be sex pollen" and then it's sex pollen and he goes "eurrrrrrrgghhh" not because he thinks sex is gross or wouldn't fuck you if you asked him to but because he does not want to have to explain the diagnosis to you.
He just flips the diagnostic manual around so you can read it and he's pulling his hat down low to disguise that he's BRIGHT red and you read it and go "what?" because it's a fucking medical text it's all medical jargon and he just points to the "other names" section where it reads "also called fuck-or-die, sex pollen, etc etc etc" and now you're both embarrassed except now you're also actually scared because is it really fuck-or-DIE???
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