#and theyre like yah sure boss

[fatcatlittlebox]

Ha. Gal rejected Sauron’s proposal and immediately started dressing up in her Middle Earth bridal collection for the next 3628 years.

[mariesocuniverse]

Relationships: WayV

MaeKun

if it werent for the the laws of ncity he wouldve asked her to join wayv and stay in their dorms

Since they don’t live together or are part of the same unit they don’t really spend a lot of time together but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t want to be with Mae

Large parent/protective older brother energy

not as protective as 127 hyungs but you know

Yeah she’s a menace when she teams up with other WayV members but she doesn’t clown him as much as they do it’s cause she saves that energy for doyoung lmao

mae claims she visits the wayv dorm for him but he’s 50% sure she’s just there for the animals

the other 50% is because she wants him to cook for her which he does even if she doesnt ask

hes like those parents who insist on giving you leftovers to bring home to your family

he taught her to do magic tricks bc she was insistent on wanting to learn at least one

okay but honestly she thinks he really cool despite all the clowning she does to him

like singing? dancing? cooking? visual? magic? and he can fly a plane????

one of the reasons she has high standards ngl

MaeTen

ten has unofficially adopted her whether people like it or not

he has fought with taeyong and doyoung about it she is his baby

if mark and johnny are his brothers, mae is basically his younger sister

if you look at his photo gallery he has a folder dedicated to mae and mae only

any photo or video of them together is basically ten clinging to her like a koala

he looks at her like she put all the stars in the sky but the same goes for mae

she has admitted in an interview that ten is one of her role models because of his talent and work ethic

whenever she needs help with dancing he’s one of the first people she asks

xiaojun once asked him who’s his favorite between yangyang and mae and you could see him malfunction for like six seconds before jokingly scolding him

“yah how could you ask me that type of question?”

fun fact! ten was the person she asked to go with her when she got her first tattoo!

he arranged the appointment at the place where he got his and held her hand when she was getting it

Lowkey considered getting matching tattoos but never really took the time to think of what tattoos they’d get

MaeWin

another top ship among czennies

these two are so soft for each other omg

just one glance at the two and you’re already melting

You can see Yuta screaming about MaeWin whenever the group is together and they’re interacting

And if you can’t see it you’ll probably hear it

MaeWin: casually talking

Yuta: is this what heaven looks like

MaeWinMark is just yuta’s weakness and he doesn’t even bother to hide it

Okay back to MaeWin before I get ahead of myself and make an entire post about Yuta and MaeWinMark

If they’re gathered in a large group their interactions aren’t really noticeable unless you’re actively looking for it

While the others are talking you can just see Mae playing with his hands or winwin giving her a soft smile while patting her head

They talk more when they’re either in a small group or just the two of them

MaeWin shippers were devastated when they got separated so when nct 2020 happened they went feral

Every once in a while they go out for hotpot and talk about what has been going on

LuMae

this man right here

they first met when she was visiting NCT U dance practice for BOSS with food and she heard him from the hallway

its one of the reasons why she wasn’t intimidated by him even though hes a giant

she was excited to see what kind of energy and personality he would bring to nct

and she was not disappointed at all

personal hype man

whenever they’re on a variety show together and mae is asked to do something he just yells “FIGHT HAEYADWAE”

of course the same goes for mae but less loud bc last time she kept yelling she lost her voice and couldnt talk for the rest of the show

He just has this energy where if he’s hyped up about something she feels energized to be hyped up well so you just hear the both of them cheering loudly

its always interesting to see because you just see a gentle giant cheering loudly with this smol girl next to him trying to match his energy

he always makes sure she’s comfortable when they’re at a schedule

like we know how he’s really silly on camera but he’s also very observant and caring

one time mae complained about how her feet hurt from the heels she was wearing so he just picked her up bridal style and walked to the van without a word

XiaoMae

They’ve heard abt each other from Kun and ten and greeted each other when they passed by each other in the halls but they never really had a chance to grow close until nct 2020 happened

Mae wasn’t in the Make a Wish unit so there weren’t a lot of chances to get to know each other while promoting either but it doesn’t mean they’re not friends

ten also hogs her attention when she visits the wayv dorms but we dont talk about that

these two arent as close as the others but not to the point where they actively avoid each other

whenever they’re together they just vibe

theres no awkward silence or small talk they just talk about random stuff

“no lucas, i dont hate xiaojun hyung we just dont hang out as often as we do”

“yes hendery we do have each other’s numbers we just don’t talk often”

WayV is lowkey tempted to lock the two of them in a practice room together and do a vlive to see what’ll happen

prime candidates for “It’s Awkward but It’s Okay”

their dynamic is kinda DoRen where they pretend to be awkward around each other as a joke

like they went out together once and everyone as excited bc omg they were interacting

XiaoMae shippers are starved for content and will accept any crumbs that come their way

HenMae

the duo people didnt know they needed until they met

its not like people didnt want them to become friends its just that theyre energies match well

these two are such a vibe

you know how there are ppl who don’t see for long periods of times but you still want tackle them in a hug whenever you meet? yeah its like that

kun sometimes wants to separate the two bc of how much chaos they cause together

they’re the duo where they think something is a good idea at the time but ends up as something bad at the end

kun has banned the two from the kitchen bc of a fire they started

HenMae shippers are thriving because of all the stories of the dumb shit they’ve done

lowkey considered doing a series together on nct daily but then the channel stopped uploading vids so it was never mentioned again

one time he was on call with his sister when she walked in and accidentally mistook her as his gf and now they jokingly have each other as bf and gf in their phone contacts

ten nearly had a heart attack when he saw the contact name pop up and mae picked up the call

 yangyang has the whole thing recorded on his phone and refuses to delete it

MaeYang

(A/N everytime i see this gif i need a moment to pause and try and remember my ideas cause my head goes empty when it comes to yangyang)

okay if HenMae are chaotic, MaeYang are worse

kun doesnt need to dye his hair gray bc of all the stress these two cause him

czennies thought they didnt interact much bc of different schedules and groups but once nct world happened they changed their minds

MaeYang slowly climbing up the ranks of nct ships

during one of his lives yangyang mentioned how he spoke a lot with mae and that she wanted to add him to the 00liner gc

czennies lost it that day bc 1) holy shit theres a 00liners gc and 2) why tf hasnt yangyang been added into it yet

insists that she calls him oppa/hyung even though theres only a one month difference between them

Mae and Yangyang: whispering in the corner of the room

kun: theyre either talking shit about someone or world domination and i cant tell whats worse

he tried teaching her some german once and she now knows like three sentences

“Hallo, Ich bin Mae. Was geht ab? Mir geht’s gut.” (A/N this is the outcome of my three years of german lessons everyone)

and basically all the swear words but we dont need to talk about that

haechan jokes that he’s stealing mae away from the dreamies so he wont be the maknae in wayv 

[theskyexists]

the amazing she-ra 5

i am LOVING this first episode. they’re TRULY the underdogs now. people are hiding with magic. they live in tents. they’ve lost their edge. they’re actually leaning into the horrors of war now

Shadowweaver says OOC stupid things but it doesn’t matter because the princesses shut it down satisfactorily. Adora is weighed down by responsibility in a cool way.

Catra is staking out the enemy and weaseling her way in. (yessss)

‘You don’t need to say it! I know. I made that choice. I’m living with the consequences.’ I LOVE THIS ADORA

I LOVE THIS WRITING. Catra and Glimmer are THE greatest pair ever. Glimmer is smart enough to poke right through Catra’s defenses - and NOW they’re in the same situation - Glimmer says so - and immediately the prison wall fades away - and they’re both invited for dinner. THAT DELICIOUS WRITING

i do love how shadowweaver has been this snarky aunt for two seasons now.

Hord Prime shows us Adora in danger and Catra is like; FUCK YOU ADORA’S MINE (TO DESTROY) !!!!

I love Hord Prime’s wonderfully manipulative dinner. And I love glimmer quietly crying and I love Catra being like HRMMMM I DONT LIKE THIS. the subtle animations are so great - the close-ups

the way Catra speaks to Hord Prime - the way she’s really fuckin scared and the way Hord Prime says ‘little sister’. The way they make him seem unbeatable. I LVOE IT.

AND I LOVE THESE VISIONS FOR ADORA

jezus but how few people really live in etheria ?

the propaganda and the tech to boost prime’s image everywhere....ugh it’s delicious. im also happy Entrapta is back and on the good side instead of helping Catra be a bitch to Adora. and im glad the princesses are wary of her.

hahahaah awww Bo came to give adora breakfast and then he panics when she’s lying on the floor. I ALSO LOVE BO AND ADORA TOGETHER BEST

goddamnit Bo YAH! finally somebody who effectively protects someone from the masses. fuck off micah!

Love the princesses acting on their own - love Scorpia mediating, love mermista stepping up, love Entrapta using her .....intelligence

I love how Hord Prime manipulating Glimmer is used to show us more about his empire.

‘i only want to bring peace’ - but also i destroyed all these worlds. how is that...how is that even surface compatible?? like no attempt is made to align those two things.

wait....the heart of etheria will destroy the universe? why??? why is that the assumption. and why...does Hord Prime want that? i....

the comedy of the princesses doing a mission alone is GREAT

IM SO HAPPY THE PRINCESSES GOT TO HIT ENTRAPTA WHERE IT HURTS. now THIS is the right level of comedy versus hurt

the way scorpia rolled to cover frosta in her bulk!

i love how adora is like - HAH sleep is great actually! wow!!

because of the underlying grievances that we EXPERIENCED as audience, this friendship moment actually LANDS

I REINSTATE MY HOORAY!!! (hahahaha god i love scorpia). oh my god Micah saying he trusts glimmer’s friends to save her - fuckin hell - heart squeeze

LOOK AT THAT SHIT. LOOK AT IT!!! Glimmer being angry at Catra - but then recanting and showing vulnerability. Catra showing vulnerability by acquiescing. GOD!!!

‘why did you do it?’ OH GOD ARRGHGHHG THATS SO FUCKING PAINFUL. why does Catra scratch Adora? Because she doesn’t understand - seems to not make the effort to understand!! because she’s never understood that everybody always hurt her - she never fucking saw when it was right in front of her. THat’s even worse in a way than being hurt.

god the fuckin scale. the planet getting bombarded from space....jezus christ.

theres a hallway with light and dark at the end - its implied she goes into the dark - BECAUSE SHE INTENDS TO HIDE FROM WHO FOLLOWS HER

wow she instantly realises he’s hordak. ha!

Catra is being so open with Glimmer. She’s REALLY REALLY! off balance

they have a talking ritual!!!! THEYRE BONDING ABOUT ADORA BEING A DORK!!!!

Catra realises that nothing she was doing on Etheria had any value to her!!!! I LOVE THIS SEASON SO MUCH

I love how Adora gets to be such a badass dork this season!!!! Bo and Adora + Glimmer and Catra are the BEST COMBINATION

godDAMN they made these clones creepy. damn i LOVE Hord Prime!!!

catra/glimmer......tho.....

she pushes her onto the bed and kneels before her, holding her hands. DUDES. MY DUDES!!!! catra is they gayest cat in existence

‘do one good thing in your life!’ - oh OUCH god, you can feel the whole weight of all the hurt and injustice she’s experienced in ‘dont talk to me like you know me!’

HAHAHAHAHAHAH BO losing his mind and Adora being a hilarious himbo is SO GOOD

I LOVE CATRA’S ABSOLUTELY HEARTBREAKING ADORABLE MEMORY AND HALLUCINATIONS

‘im alway going to be your friend’  - ‘i’ll never say sorry to anybody’ GODDD

‘all i do is hurt people, there’s no one left in the entire universe who cares about me’ - a reasonable assumption based on your behaviour except for the fact that Adora has been trying to reach you for 4 FUCKING seasons with hand outstretched

THAT WAS SO FUCKING DRAMATIC I AM IN LOVE !! IN LOVE WITH THEM!!!!

are you fucking SERIOUS - ENTRAPTA MADE AN AB WINDOW IN BO’S SPACE SUIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

the animation in this goddamn season is CRAZY and INCREDIBLE

I ADORE Catra the self Martyr i ADORE that she’s going to go through the wringer still in Hord Prime’s hands.

THIS SEASON IS WORTH ALL THE REST

are YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME- i HATE THAT SHIT WHY MUST YOU MAR THIS SEASON WITH AN INTERRUPTION OF AN APOLOGY. STOP IT!!! IT’S NOT FUN IT’S NOT SATISFYING IT RUINS THE MOMENT IT WEAKENS THE EMOTION BY DRAGGING IT OUT FUCK!!!!

well i guess that was pretty good with Adora. wish they had made that a little bit longer

i love entrapta. she’s such a perfect element to throw into the mix. and her connections with AI’s are great

that scorpia and swift wind talk is so beautiful. they are also the PERFECT pair. ‘gosh have you ever noticed how many moons we have here? it’s weird.’ HAHAHAHA

they’re visiting a planet that’s been conquered by Prime...

I love how they made Entrapta flirty with her tech ahahahaha

i love how Adora is like: oh??? you’re coming to me??? for emotional advice??? uhhhhhh ok haha nice

I LOVE ADORA

i love swift wind’s drunk history retelling of what’s going on on Etheria - especially his impression of shadowweaver and his batman micah

Bo sure is very bad at forgiveness himself lol

‘well im NOT! running awayy that is. i AM smart’ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! i love you adora

Adora spewing all her bullshit about Catra to total strangers ahahaha

this was SUCH amazing teamwork!!!

AND THAT MOMENT OF SHE-RA BEING BACK!!!!

GLIMMER ACKNOWLEDGING SHE MADE A MISTAKE AND THAT BO DESERVES TO BE MAD AND MAYBE THINGS WON’T BE THE SAME AGAIN BUT SHE WON’T STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT BETTER AND SHE’LL BE THERE IF HE’S EVER READY

FUCKING TEARS BABEY

jezus christ !! that was good!!! i take it back - it was a stupid interruption (they could have just had Bo respond ‘eh’ at an attempt at apology from glimmer....maybe) but they made the final apology INCREDIBLE

‘i can’t just leave her...’ the voice acting in this is sO GOOD

Catra made her whole plan to keep Adora away from Prime based on the assumption that if Glimmer was in Prime’s hands, then Adora would come to rescue her no matter the danger. So she saved Glimmer. But SHE FAILED TO REALISE THAT ADORA WOULD DO THE SAME FOR HER AHAHAHAHAHAHAA

the amazing thing about these highly tech advanced societies is that none of them have invented security cameras

glimmer getting some ptsd flashes

I KNEW that the heart of etheria was built by the First Ones to fight Hordak. Makes Mara’s decision a bit more ---- hMMMM not as great. Because Hordak has killed countless worlds since!

the hive mind lol. jezus Prime is so terrible.

oh my god the very concepts of Prime when behind a fictional buffer are so archtypically delicious. Catra’s glowy green eyes and full bow. hohhohhohho. that uniform also looks great

so Prime could do this to everyone but he chose to surround himself with clones. goddamn.

oh damn that lean-in, those hands on her neck. hmmmhm. gay

she FLINCHES when Prime lays a hand on her shoulder. DAMN. love it

‘you will give me she-ra’ ---- isn’t that what she’s been offering all along? lol

AND THEN HE LEAVES ADORA WITH A BRAINWASHED CONTROLLED PUPPET CATRA WHO ATTACKS HER

OH ITS SO DELICIOUS

brainwashed Catra is really sexy and disturbing hahahahahaha

this fight is so well choreographed. Catra letting herself almost fall, Adora gathering her into her arms, the scratch across the back, the damn knee into the midriff (OUCH), the dangling her in turn.

‘i always hated that guy in particular - and also all the other guys i hit on the way in.’ LOLOLOLOL

THE CHEEK TOUCH - THE TEARS AND SMILE - THE GREEN EYES AND THE BACKHAND AFJLDJFDSJFLKDSJSDFKSDFJ

‘you’re such an idiot!’

‘yeah! i know!’

I LOVE THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO TRUE AHAHAHAHAHAHAI LOVE THEM

‘im going to take you home’

‘promise?’

NOELLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME

Adora watches Catra probably die and fall off into a endless pit. JUMPS IN AFTER HER ONE SECOND LATER

Prime really did miscalculate lol - his ship’s been destroyed by one stab at a server.

CATRA ALMOST DYING AND ADORA TRANSFORMING WITH GLOWY EYES GODDAMN!!!! HOLDING CATRA INTO HER ARMS BRIDAL STYLE. NEW OUTFIT!! WALKING INTO THE SHIP LIKE A BOSS. AND HEALS HER. HEY ADORA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE FUCKING

PURRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all the fucking crying is so good

‘I kNOW YOU ALL HATE ME!” ‘I NEVER HATED YOU’ ‘Then you’re dumber than I thought’ HAHAHAHAHA i love how Catra cannot accept Adora’s friendship because she cannot forgive herself. but Adora never fucking gets it because she has the emotional intelligence of a crab!!!! the problem is that Adora is the exact shape of Catra’s heart - which is one big open wound. And if she presses - all she does is cause hurt

Catra is so adorable looking god.....

SPINERELLA AND NETOSSA KISSED!!!!!!!! awwwwwww they’ve been so cute for so long and they only got more and more screentime and Awwwww

Not-Hordak and ‘dehydrated protein slaw’ AhAHAHAHA

how did they find us? UHHH THERES A CHIP IN CATRA’S SPINE????

ADORA TELLING CATRA WHAT’S UP!! YES! Catra in a corner. Catra on her damn KNEES. ADORA BLUSHING AT HOLDING HER HAND

their first impulse is to hold each other at the ship shaking.

CATRA IS BLUSHING LOOKING AT ADORA TRANSFORM

SHE-RA CAN LITERALLY FLY THROUGH SPACE - well. make matter from light, breathe in a vacuum, jumpt from one asteroid to another....

I AM GLIMMER IN THIS: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Catra is very lucky that her biggest likely hater is already on her side: glimmer

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SPINERELLAAAA. what a fuckin bait and punch goddamn! making them so cute and then foreshadowing it perfectly and then BAM

CATRA IS CONFIDENT ENOUGH TO MESS WITH ADORA BY LITERALLY JUMPING INTO ADORA’S LAP

fjadslkfasdjflkadjfsja

CATRA IS

PURRING

catra is so effortlessly cool sitting in the window sill

i am actually loving that they have a not-Hordak with them. it humanises those clones a lot

this prince has farsight but they NEVER thought to recruit him BEFORE???

FUCKIN - I LOVE how spinerella and netossa have gotten so much more screentime - relevant to the plot and also revealing their characters. i wish we’d got this from the start!

well now i ship perfuma and scorpia lolololol

HAHAHAHAHA i LOVE this Seahawk and Mermista hiding behind a bar because of ex victims skjsfajfklds

Prince Peekabloo has an AMAZING design, but also he must be a fake. IT MUST BE DOUBLE TROUBLE. double trouble has TASTE

MERMISTA LOOKS SO COOL IN THAT OUTFIT - but also especially chipped and in shadows. they do love chipping people’s love interests

SCORPIA SACRIFICING HERSELF TO SAVE PERFUMA. jezus christ so much love interest drama suddenly wow

‘happy anniversary’ that is HEARTBREAKING

what a great ending to a very silly episode. that’s the balance. a last message from the last soldier standing...

‘WHY DOES SPACE HATE ME SO MUCH!?!?!’ hahahahaah

Catra’s fingers shake......

‘take it from somebody who’s defeated you guys, like, a lot’ AAHAHAHA

FINALLY CATRA IS ON THEIR SIDE TO BE THE SMARTS IN TEH ROOM

ADORA LOOKS SO BADASS IN THAT SPACESHIP CHAIR

chipping everyboddy so they’re like zombies was a great story idea.

catra upset at her signs of upset. CUTE

why the FUCK is Adora’s hair out of her spacesuit ahahahahahahaha. IM SO GLAD THAT BO AGREES WITH ME ON THE ADORABLENESS OF CATRAS HELMET HAHAHAHAHAA

catra is happy to see adora laugh again.... : ‘)

CATRA JUST CLAWED THROUGH FIVE CENTIMETERS OF STEEL????!?!?!?!

ADORA IS BLUSHING AAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

I LOVE how Catra is like, WHAT THE FUCK at having lost to these people

Entrapta trying to deal with Wrong-Hordak in existential crisis is a hilarious premise

THE ANGRIER YOU GET THE CUTER YOU ARE!!! I LOVE BO

oh wow! a first ones colony! very cool! this whole planet works against intruders and plays tricks on them. i do like how first ones are definitely like, still imperial shitlords like subtly. i love how Wrong-Hordak has a realisation arc in the background.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS CREEPY

CATRA DISARMED THIS CAT CREATURE WITH HER CUTE SNEEZE AHAHAHAHA

CATRA IS PETTING A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHA EVERY SINGLE THING WE COULD HAVE EVER WANTED IS COMING TRUE

catra is working on not lashing out :’) <= literally adora and also me

Melog is so ADORABLE and imprinted on Catra and LOVES ADORA and AGHGHGHG

I love how Adora can make her eyes glow on command

Castaspella was blushing at Shadowweaver being so close lolololol. wow this is the first time Castaspella has been interesting. ‘and stop me, if i take the power for myself’ i love aunty shadowweaver.

AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH WHAT HAHAAHHAAAAHA Catra notices she’s holding Adora’s hand and goes ARGGH and doesn’t just take her hand back but throws it away ahhaahaha. Adora doesn’t even respond. that was so hilarious for some reason.

GLIMMER KISSING CATRA’S CHEEK HELLO??? HELLO?????????

‘is what i would have said before i joined you. go team’ hahahaa

‘you’re wearing hooded cloaks. that’s highly suspicious’ AHAHAHAHAHA fucking meta

I LOVE HOW ADORA IS THE ‘oh god my fuckin friends blowing our cover great’ person here

MELOG IS ALREADY STEALING MUSHROOMS FOR CATRA TO EAT AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THEM

Spinerella and Netossa are so BADASS and i love their fight. it’s so deliciously painful and cool hehehehehe

so the only person im fighting here is!.....my own wife...

I LOVE THEM

spinerella is so op lololol - why did she barely do anything for them when they were still fighting hordak

wrong hordak is so fucking cute ahahahahaha

goddamn that reunion was touching and funny at the same time. and i can actually believe that Prime is having trouble with this slippery team of magic users

I love Netossa’s analysis of the princesses weaknesses. Adora: can’t act to save her life. also extreme hair envy with she-ra

BUT GLIMMER: crippling self-doubt mixed with overwhelming hubris AHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD SHE SPRITZED CATRA WITH WATER JFDKLDFWDSFKSDFKJLDSJFJDSFKDSLKFSDLFJLKFLKDJFLKS AHAAHAHAAHA

PERFUMA DON”T BE A BITCH TO CATRA. (even though yeah Catra did treat Scorpia bad) she’s right you need to fuckin go for the neck (this episode is gonna show us that you need to damage the chip AND get through to scorpia and it’s going to take catra and perfuma ofc)

awwwww glimmer and bo.... bo is really worried about his dad :’( . this is the first time ive found myself shipping bo and glimmer.....the way he sighs into her arms, turns his face into her neck. Yes....

AWWW CATRA AND ADORA CHALLENGING EACH OTHER AGAIN AWWWW

BO’S DADS LEFT HIM A CLUE IN A FUCKING DAD JOKE ahahaahahahahaah

perfuma is really getting on my nerves here. ‘we dont throw tanks at our friends’ uhhhh shes trying to kill you. just let perfuma get electrocuted adora

AH THEY FINALLY GIVE AN ORIGIN STORY FOR ‘GRAYSKULL’! ha! i do love how they keep elaborating on the First Ones as tyrants as well

hmm perfuma was right i guess. i didnt really like that development. urgh god perfuma is so grating lol..

i wonder how shadowweaver and catra are gonna....deal with each other....

hah. shadowweaver tries to weasel in with Adora again. but Adora won’t stand for it again....

Melog literally acts out Catra’s emotions and jumps adora playfully. hehehehe

shadowweaver is such a fucking bitch. i wonder if we’ll ever get her to admit guilt or apologise

no adora. you have to fucking defend catra to shadowweaver. THAT is what you have to do now that you can!

SHE JUST JUMPED INTO FIRE FOR ADORA

shadowweaver preying on Adora and Catra again goddddd. let this be an episode in which they finally shuck her off. Adora fucking THINK, the only reason you could transform in the first place was BECAUSE of Catra.

YEAHHHHH CATRA!!!!!!!! GETTING ALL THE INFO BEFORE ADORA GETS MANIPULATED INTO SOMETHING SHE DIDN’T CHOOSE. naturally she still chooses to do it.

Melog lies half on top of Adora while Catra watches her.... god fuckin hell Melog being an extension of Catra’s feelings is so fucking AMAZING

holy FUCK that confrontation. (i love how every confrontation between adora and catra starts in roughhousing - their language is extremely physical). this is the softer version of catra’s and adora’s dynamic. Catra loves Adora and she wants Adora to choose HER, LIFE WITH HER. ‘what do you want?’ (WHAT ABOUT ME??) But Adora always chooses some higher hero purpose over her. and she doesn’t want to watch Adora die....

‘i dont have to watch it happen...’

god fuckin hell this season.

shadowweaver BELIEVES that she did the right things - of course. and that’s fascinating. and I love that Adora finally totally truly was like: YOU RUIN PEOPLE AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU. fuck yeah!

so when was the moment that Adora couldn’t become she-ra anymore? think it’s when she lost track of Catra....

I love Melog - I love how Catra cannot hide from her feelings anymore - at all.

the way glimmer asks adora ‘are you scared?’ ugh MY HEART

i love martyrs. i fucking LOVE martyrs.

oh my god hallucination Catra touching foreheads with Adora.....

EVERYTIME Glimmer just straight up shows Catra affection? that’s some good shit. i thought we were gonna have Glimmer going after Catra for her mother’s death at one point but no....not at all. and i dont mind it

GLIMMER SAID I LOVE YOU TWICE TO BO AND THEN BO SAID IT BACK AND KISSED HER DSFKSDLBJDS FOREHEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE MARA!!!

the fights this season have been SO! GOOD!

i love how they’ve set up that Glimmer is a fucking POWERHOUSE. she can turn the tide of battle in a blink!

naturally they pit Micah against Glimmer. jfc this poor family....

there is something important about Prime not remembering Mara....

SHE BEAT MICAH SHE BEAT HIM!!!! WALKING RIGHT THROUGH HIS STORM OF DARK MAGIC.

SCORPIA CRADLED BO LIKE A BABY

SHADOWWEAVER SAVING CATRA? FOR ONCE???? FOR ONCE CHOOSING CATRA OVER POWER????? FUCK THAT’S CATHARTIC EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY TO GET ADORA TO THE HEART

catra has such a soft heart really. she still, after everything, loves shadowweaver. god....

SHE SAID SHE WAS PROUD OF CATRA. SHE --- SHE - SHE SACRIFICED HERSELF. GOD THE VOICEACTING FOR CATRA WHEN SHE - ADORA FALLING TO HER KNEES. THEIR PSEUDO MOTHER... AGHLDJDWFJJDSLF

FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

EVERY SINGLE LINE IS SO GOOD, so well-acted. the ‘im ready’ the way she says ‘catra’ like she can’t take anything anymore

i couldn’t write anything for the whole rest of that i was just covering my mouth with my hands

The fuckiN KISS! the look of PURE LOVE on ADoRA”S FACE

which in the back of my head - they cannot actually cut that in any way - it’s impossible to cut

adora with those blue eyes in the blaze, the magic is beautiful adora excising prime from hordak’s mind (WOW), adora and catra touching foreheads and the slight PURR you can hear, adult bo and glimmer (lookin so nice), adult catra (LOOKING SO HANDSOME in her prom-y outfit,) Glimmer chasing Catra, just, GOD, THE UTENA FUCKING REFERENCE, the way they say they love each other, my GOD, Scorpia being like woah perfuma you look nice, MY GOD MY GOD MY GOD THEM GOING TO SPREAD MAGIC TO THE UNIVERSE GOD!!!!!!

every single thing in this season was worth 4 seasons of enjoyable, entertaining, interesting, frustrating and meh. WOAH! WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kaironlokethor]

One-Shot Wonders

We did a one-shot with my Tiefling Sorcerer (Luadagi Loffen) and a Dwarf Cleric (Arvil Ironfist). This was a one-shot out DM was working on, we started at level 15. The premise of the one-shot is that we are demon hunters who are sent to investigate a weird temple that appeared and flattened a few towns. Our characters meet each other half way there. 

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DM: So, what characters did you make? Arvil OOC: I have a dwarf named Arvil DM: Omfg again? (he has the same character in a different campaign the DM runs) Luadagi OOC: So I have a tiefling DM: Omfg why? Luadagi OOC: And my highest stat is Charisma (My character for our main campaign is Kairon, Tiefling, highest stat charisma, and I have another Tiefling character, Damaris, prepared for another campaign) DM: You two really need to branch out!  

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DM: Okay, so you two are traveling towards the huge temple Luadagi: We don’t know each other, right? DM: Nope Luadagi: So, Arvil, is it true that in Vorbore (where he is from, a dwarvish city that is in the side of a mountain in the far south) there re giant bats that fly out of the top of the mountain every day to get clouds and bring them back so you never have to go to the surface? Arvil OOC: Uhhhhh...DM????? DM: Lu, what are you on about? Luadagi OOC: Well, she’s never actually been out of the north, all she knows is from traveling merchants and couriers. The only thing she really knows anything about is snow to be honest. DM: SO! Arvil, you think that this is just a misunderstanding. The Aarakocra of the floating mountains DO occasionally visit Varbore, you have very great political relations with the Floating Mountains. The residents of The Floating Mountains often dress in clothing which might look like clouds to those who are not used to it Arvil: Yeah, you’re 100% right. Giant bats harvest clouds for us daily Luadagi: Oh wow. That’s neat Arvil: You could come visit some time and see Luadagi: Oh, no, it’s too warm there for me.

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-we’re in initiative with some flesh golumns- DM: Okay, Lu, your turn Luadagi OOC: Oh shit Arvil: What? Is everything okay? DM: Lu has never played a real caster before. Kairon has spells but they’re all from magic items and one use per long rest Luadagi OOC: I am so overwhelmed (I have 6 cantrips and 14 spells ranging up to level 8) Arvil: Just pick one! Luadagi: These are all area of effect! I don’t want to hurt you too! Not to mention spell slots. Ohhhhh shit -I ended up using shocking grasp and accidentally healing the golumn by nearly 20 points due to lightening damage healing it. It was not a good fight for me-

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-we win the fight and go inside the temple. There are a few doors. We investigate some of them and end up opening one- DM: You look inside. It is pitch black. You cannot see anything Luadagi: After you, Arvil Arvil: Nah, you can go first Luadagi: Ladies first Arvil: Then...shouldn’t you go first? Luadagi: Ladies first to SURVIVE Arvil: I’m a gentleman, so, I’ll hold the door. You can go first Luadagi: I insist, you go first Arvil: Yes, but you are fire resistant. If it swings with fire you’re more likely to survive Luadagi: Yes, but you’re shorter and hardier. It will be harder to hit you and if they do they have less chance of killing you Arvil: But you have more spells to help you DM: SO WITH THAT THE FLOOR FALLS FROM BENEATH YOU! It turns into a slide and you are both whisked down into the room. The door behind you slams shut Luadagi: Well, shit. We took too long, huh? DM: Yah! Arvil: Can we see anything? DM: It is pitch black. You cannot see anything except a glowing strand at the other end of the room Arvil: We can’t see each other? DM: No Arvil: Well, i’m going to touch myself and-- Luadagi: NO!

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-we end up fighting a Balor and win. We get a magic spyglass from it and use it to open a door that we thought was covered with shriek venom spikes, but there was a handle that had the illusion of spikes on it-  Luadagi: I’ll reach in and open the door DM: So, Arvil, All you see is Lu put her hand in the spikes that poisoned you earlier and she is unharmed Arvil: Whatever I’ll go with it -We go in the room and there is water on either side of the room. We walk in about half way when a Chuul comes up and grabs Arvil- DM: So I need you to roll a constitution saving throw Arvil: For what? DM: The tentacles Luadagi OOC: Does he also have to roll a charisma saving throw? LOL Arvil: Ooh kinky tentacle monster -He wins the saving throw- DM: So you manage to shake off the tentacles Luadagi OOC: And the raging boner Arvil: Only a little

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DM: When you enter the room, you see 5 rocks sitting on the ground in a pentagram. They are red, dark blue, light translucent blue, green, and black. Luadagi: After you, Arvil! Arvil: I insist, after you Luadagi: I am nothing if not polite, you first! Arvil: You know, it’s easier to just go DM: As you get closer you notice the red one is emitting a slight heat Arvil: Go for it, Lu! Luadagi: Why me? Arvil: You’re a tiefling, so you’re fire resistant! Luadagi: Arvil. That is a rock, not fire. Arvil: Eh, that’s true. I pick up the red one Luadagi: I grab the dark blue one Arvil: I grab the light blue one Luadagi: I take the black one Arvil: I’ll take the green one DM: Okay, so you have all the stones Luadagi: I am going to try looking through the stones like a spyglass DM: They’re opaque Arvil: I’ll hold mine up so she can look through them Luadagi: I look through DM: They are also opaque. Except the light blue one you can kind of see through Luadagi: Is it magic? DM: No, just like a clear quartz Arvil: I’ll hand you the light blue one. I just want the red and green ones Luadagi: I am going to smell the dark blue stone DM: It smells like salt water Arvil: I am going to smell the green one DM: It smells like grass, and flowers, and a slight scent of cow manure Luadagi: I am going  to smell my other two  DM: The light blue one smells like a gentle summer breeze, and the black one has no smell Arvil: I smell my red one DM: It smells like fire, like something burning Luadagi: OH! I know! I’ll lick the black one! DM: Really? Uhh, okay. It makes your tongue go numb Luadagi: Ew, I don’t like this one Arvil: Let me taste DM: Your tongue goes numb, too Luadagi: Do they all do that? Arvil: I lick the green one DM: Yeah, it tastes like cow shit Arvil: Nope, just the black one Luadagi: I am going to lick my other two DM: The dark blue tastes like salt water and makes you really thirsty, the light blue one has no taste Arvil: I lick the red one DM: It tastes like coal. Luadagi: I am going to listen to my three. Hold them right up to my ear and listen to them DM: The two blue ones make no noise but the black one is whispering to you quietly.  Arvil: I hold my two out for her Luadagi: I listen to his two as well DM: They also make no noise Luadagi: I listen to the black one again DM: You can kind of make out the whispering “The ward!”  Luadagi: It says the ward Arvil: What ward? Luadagi: I ask the stone what ward? DM: It just repeats THE WARD! Luadagi: Just “The Ward” DM: So! Now that you’re done smelling, and listening to, and looking through, and feeling, and licking the rocks, CAN WE MOVE ON?

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-in the end we got to the top of the temple and there were 2 nalfeshnee we had to fight One started doing a summoning ritual- DM: Okay, so it’s Lu’s turn. What do you want to do? Luadagi: I want to cast Banishment on them both at 5th level Roll con saving. DM: They got 16 and 11 Luadagi: They’re both banished! DM: Okay.... for how long? Luadagi: One minute unless I lose concentration. If this is not their home plane they won’t return  DM: So you need to keep concentration for 10 rounds. You cannot cast another concentration spell, and every time you get hit you risk losing concentration Luadagi: Got it -Arvil goes, and then some Vrocks come and surround me- DM: Lu, your turn Luadagi: Shit, shit shit.... Arvil: Banish them! At level 8 you have enough to banish them all! Luadagi: But then the nalfeshnee come back.... Arvil: Run? Luadagi OOC: I need to look through my spells, hold on... DM: Remember, nothing concentration Luadagi: BLINK! I am going to blink! DM: Uhh...okay, sure. Roll Luadagi: 17, I am safe in another plane of existance. Does that break my concentration? DM: I’m gonna say no. The nalfeshnee are still banished for now -I went through the entire fight blinking every turn. Arvil died, but I managed to kill every Vrock with a cone of ice, and blink in and out until the nalfeshnee were permanently banished.- DM: Wow. I am really going to have to rework that boss so you can’t just banish them and blink your way out.... Luadagi: Weren’t expecting a sorcerer, were you? DM: No, I thought more Clerics, or Paladins since it is a religious module.....huh....

[turtles-go-quack]

1-100

1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? - Nah

2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? - I want to but they’re not making it very easy 

3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” - wonder how the neighbors cat keeps getting into my house 

4: What’s something you really want right now? - mini eggs 

5: Are you afraid of falling in love? - fuck yeah 

6: Do you like the beach? - bar the sand and the sea water its great

7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? - yeah 

8: What’s the background on your cell? - a cute lil bunny with a cute lil elephant 

9: Name the last four beds you were sat on? - mine, my parents, theres a bed at the gym and my friends 

10: Do you like your phone? - sure?

11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned?- fuck no

12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? - umm the parent of a child im tutoring 

13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? rottweiler, poodles scare me 

14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? dude the both suck

15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? zoo

16: Are you tired? always 

17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? idk like 9/ 10 years?

18: Are they a relative? nah pretty sure I had a phone before my parents did 

19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? - no

20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? yesterday

21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? well i thought I had the right person, that failed so no probably not

22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no

23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? none

24: Is there a certain quote you live by? “ just be a decent fucking human” 

25: What’s on your mind? I have to go to work 

26: Do you have any tattoos? a turtle with a wizard hat, hes called squirtle and I love him

27: What is your favorite color? purple

28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? fucked if i know

29: Who are you texting? no one right now

30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? yeah???

31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? always 

32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? yup

33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? pfft 

34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? yeah a few people actually, I think its just because theyre blue

35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? I’d be heart broken. I mean I know they are kissing other people but still 

36: Were you single on Valentines Day? yes 

37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? trying to be 

38: What do your friends call you? Lochhead usually 

39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? yeah 

40: Have you ever cried over a text? of course, I cry when I spill my cereal what do you think

41: Where’s your last bruise located? leg

42: What is it from? rough weight at the gym

43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? I cant wait to leave this place 

44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? my boss

45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? nah

46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? yeah

47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? idk im pretty much bald as is 

48: Do you make supper for your family? sometimes if they dont mind getting food poisoning 

49: Does your bedroom have a door? yah 

50: Top 3 web-pages? my university website, emails and google search 

51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? me

52: Does anything on your body hurt? my body is broken it always bloody hurts

53: Are goodbyes hard for you? unbelievably so 

54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? wine

55: How is your hair? good????

56: What do you usually do first in the morning? go back to sleep 

57: Do you think two people can last forever? god i hope so 

58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? fucking probably 

59: Green or purple grapes? green 

60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? idfk

61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? yup 

62: When will be the next time you text someone? idk i will see where the day takes me 

63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? work

64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. sleeping 

65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? yes 

66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? yes 

67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? no

68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? fuck it who cares 

69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? my life tho

70: How many windows are open on your computer? three 

71: How many fingers do you have? 10

72: What is your ringtone? idk the automated one the phone gives you im too lazy to change it 

73: How old will you be in 5 months? 19, just about to turn 20 

74: Where is your Mum right now? downstairs 

75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? bc life

76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? dont think so 

77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? yeah and i love them dearly 

78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? idk what year 7 is so no 

79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? I know a Michael?

80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? yeha

81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? 1 persono 

82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? not that im aware 

83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? no

84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? friends I hope

85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? nah as long as theyre safe 

86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? Is spilled my popcorn 3

87: Who was your last received call from? mr car guy asking me about my new car

88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? fuck no

89: What is something you wish you had more of? motivation

90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? you are looking at the king of oversharing 

91: Do you sleep with your window open? im not a savage i dont want my toes to fall off from the cold tyvm 

92: Do you get along with girls? kinda 

93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? nah i hate secrets 

94: Does sex mean love? no

95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? i would hope not

96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? i dont think so 

97: Did you sleep alone this week? yea

98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? i have my friends 

99: Do you believe in love at first sight? i believe in lust at first sight but not love 

100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? My mumma