#and theyre gonna bake me a cake later!

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Anyway it my BIRBDAY

[ajdrawshq]

🏡 🗡️ for Vanitas and/or Repliku :?

I FORGOT ABT THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME IM SO SORRY,, but thank u for enabling me with my faves <3

i also regrettably have like. No badass headcanons at all so im gonna do extra long dometic ones to try to make up for it

🏡  - Domestic Headcanon (gonna be honest i have No idea what counts as domestic so im just gonna go for it)

Given that Repliku lives or is somehow resurrected, id like to think they visit Riku's house with him at some point and become more or less adopted by his mom/parents (ive personally always headcanoned him with a single mom), after a short and vague explanation of How This Happened. They later end up learning abt Riku's embarrassing childhood stories (Riku never hears the end of it) and stealing from his wardrobe (he doesnt hear the end of this either bc his fashion sense is near nonexistent). In all seriousness tho, the whole family thing is a big change from what Repliku's dealt with for the past year or so n takes getting used to.. any memory they Mightve had of what Riku's life was like before shit hit the fan is long gone, so they dont even have a reference on what its supposed to be like - at least, when ur not preparing to (or just did) fight, since that scenario takes up literally every Riku n Repliku interaction. It feels weird to not have to be on guard all the time, to not have to be Doing Something. And it feels weird to be accepted and loved unconditionally, even though theyre not Him. Again, it takes getting used to, but.. they have plenty of time for it.

And for the Bastard of Darkness himself, also given that he lives past kh3 - Vanitas inherited some of Ven's sweet tooth and frequently steals from the leftovers of Aqua's baking (and sometimes just the wayfinder's food in general). While hes not shy about how much he takes, he Does make sure no one sees him with food at any time - not because he cares about them knowing hes taking their stuff, he really doesnt, and he Will take more of the stuff Ven likes out of spite (well, mostly spite), but its more like he doesnt want them to know that he eats? (its like a vulnerability thing) They notice whats happening anyway and often leave leftovers on purpose or prepare extra amounts to make sure he has enough. Hes basically a half feral cat at this point. Vanitas also becomes aware that they do it specifically for him, which kind of pisses him off and feels Strange, and tempts him to just not take any, but yknow. Gotta eat to live, gotta live to cause problems on purpose (and to steal more of Ven's favorite cake.)

[snowdrcps-a]

@tiltedsun sent 💘 for damian and sunny uwu

send me 💘 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

where they first met and how

they’ve been friends for a while !! i think we said they were childhood friends but i can’t remember gbdfjkgd they’re definitely close already long before they start dating, maybe drift apart for a little bit but still get along great once they get back together. 

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

maybe there were always some lil feelings involved uwu there was some playful back and forth flirting for a while before they decide to go for it and try something more, a little difficult to say exactly when feelings get involved since they’ve cared abt each for so long to begin with.

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

hmmm maybe damian?? I can see them having a lil crush at first or just picking up on their feelings a little quicker than sunny mightve, but he’s also a little more careful abt the kinda thing to begin with

where their first date was and what it was like

ohhh something lowkey, maybe they go on a lil nighttime picnic somewhere not too crowded, spend the day putting all the food together so they can just relax with each other :((

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

mm I don’t know if one of them asks the other “ first ” or anything, but maybe they have a lil talk abt feelings and stuff and decide maybe it's all worth a shot to try something more, even if it might be a lil complicated at first

who proposes first

OOOH…… maybe sunny, but he sits on the idea for a While before going through with it, and i’m not sure how good he is at keeping it hidden bc he’d be so nervous gbdfkgdf

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

WELL….. definitely kept secret for a while to have some privacy from damian’s fame, which goes on for a good part of their relationship, I think. 

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

theyre a subtle couple for the most part, i dont think itd be anything elaborately public, but it’d be so sentimental for sure, like a day long kind of thing, maybe looking back to important spots in their relationship and then at the end of the night ba m

if they adopt any pets together

they woul d i can see them getting a lil dog or something once they move in together

who’s more dominant

sunny i think ?? just bc he leans more towards that side, but even then it’s not something super noticeable 

where their first kiss was and what it was like

either... when they decide to start dating…. or during their first date, just as the conversation kinda lulls to a stop and everything else kinda slows around them uwu

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

YEAH they’d have a lot of little things i think. they have those little matching necklaces which im sure they wear as often as they can, probably have some other little accessories or things around the house

how into pda they are

they don’t get to indulge in it very often at the beginning of their relationship due to keeping things under wraps, but it’s not something either of them dislike. there’s a lot of hand holding and quick kisses once they do go more public, making up for any lost time and just so much more comfortable too

who holds the umbrella when it rains

sunnyyy, he likes doing lil things for damian and it’s also just easier to have him do it

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

they’re used to having pretty lowkey dates from early on and I think they might try to avoid frequent the same spots too often, really spend the most time at each other’s places

who’s more protective

on first glance, I think sunny comes off as more protective, just very quick to call out anything // anyone that might mean any ill towards damian, but damian’s also fairly protective, wanting to keep things private partly to just keep sunny from any scrutiny. 

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

i dont think it takes too long for them to share space together, they’d spend the night with each often if damian’s home and sunny isn’t working a late shift. sleeping together…… i do kinda like the idea of it happening not long before damian’s first time leaving after they start dating, 

if they argue about anything

I don’t think they have like big arguments about it, but they likely have issues at the beginning establishing boundaries and stuff regarding things in public, though it could snowball into something bigger later on? they communicate pretty well though, i dont think they’re too scared of letting each other know how they feel or what they think, and maybe it helps that damian can kinda read how sunny feels anyway bgdfkg

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

hmm sunny kinda likes leaving marks and stuff but i think he’d be cautious of doing so anywhere visible on damian, just in case, but damian’s more than welcome to leave them wherever he wants on him <33

who steals whose clothes and how often

damian definitely steals sunny’s clothes, which sunny can’t really do with theirs bc Big gbkdfjg but maybe they like, steal some of his stuff to take back with them when they know they’re gonna be away for a while :(( 

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

they like to face each other i think, any opportunity to keep seeing each other gdkg but like settle against the others neck or chest, very closely

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

domestic shit….. they like to indulge in just normal, mundane shit when they get the chance to have that time together 

how long they stay mad at each other

not too long… again, i think they’d be good abt communicating with each other. sunny doesn’t really hesitate to point out when something bothers him, and also doesn’t like to hold on to any resentment and definitely doesn’t want damian to be upset with him either

what their usual coffee / tea orders are

sunny loves iced coffee, usually not too sweet but also not like black. not 100% sure abt damian but sunny absolutely insists on making all and any of it for them

if they ever have any children together

mmmaybe !! sunny def isnt opposed to the idea, but i think it’d take some time to come to any sort of agreement on that, but theyd be good parents :((

if they have any special pet names for each other

mm sunny’s not very big on using pet names for other people, probably sticks to calling them dami or any other lil variation of their name, indulges in the occasional sweetheart and babe,  i think damian might be more keen on them

if they ever split up and / or get back together

hmm i don’t think they would, might take a little break maybe, but i think they’d get back together pretty quickly

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

mostly neat !! like a lived in kinda messy, but definitely try to keep things together. mm they’d have a few plants around maybe, a good amount of photos, little personalized shit

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

cute, homey, fun :(( they’re really excited to spend the time together and exchange presents and stuff in this new kinda way, would probably spend the day together? sunny doesn’t usually do much for the holidays to begin with, and i think he’d be excited to start something new

what their names are in each other’s phones

mm damians saved as either ‘ dami ❤️ ’  or ‘ sweetheart 💕 ’ ‘ and i think sunny likewise would be saved in as ‘ sunny 💖 ‘or ‘ baby 💖 ‘ ??

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

they try to make dinner together every friday night o r go out for it if they can, still always go on little date nights anyway, feel like they might get a new little matching thing like the necklaces every year or something, but on a smaller scale 

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

mmm sunnys used to waking up early and doesn’t tend to stay up too late unless he’s working, so he probably falls asleep first and wakes up first gbkdf

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

sunny big spoon….. damian lil spoon <3

who hogs the bathroom

sunny can take Ages in the shower just bc he finds it relaxing in there, but doesnt take too long actually getting ready, damian might take more time in that aspect ??

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

bfkgdf i feel like they might both be take-outside people

[shiro-0197]

AJDajdjshsj so you know what I look likeeee 😭🤚 but yeah, my board was just annoying the hell out of me so I snapped. Thankfully they bucked up afterwards so it wasn't for vain. 😃🔫 And I'm much less stressed because my best friend Abigail kidnapped me in the morning. It was unexpected but going out with her really helped clear my mind and I'm feeling much more cheerful and positive!!

Yes it's both a blessing and a curse. A blessing because most stuff turn out great, but a curse because of all the stress behind each perfected task 😣 go off topic anytime, and I really won't mind :) I love reading anything you write

omg yes you should watch it. 😣😣😭Best wholesome LGBT romance I've ever watched. It's unlike anything I've ever watched :') I'm sure you'd be great with volleyball tho!! My sibling-ish friend (I told you about him I think) plays for his college team, and eventho he sucked so much at first, he's now the captain because of all the endless practice, so I'm proud of him ^^

I'm one of those sassy rebels the misogynistic male discipline teachers hate :D 😔 tho I hope it's a nice concept. I usually stand up for what I think is right, and most male teachers here don't like that, but I mean... :]

STOP THATS SO CUTE IM GONNA MELT SKDJSKJSK HOW SWEET :(((( 💖💖💖💖 and just imagining that filled me with so much serotonin?? I hope he someday reconnects with you, because you guys seemed to have such a special bond.

That dog was just so cute??? I'm melting noooo 😣😣😣💖💖💖 precious! DON'T CRY I WILL WIPE YOUR TEARS AND GIVE YOU HUGS.

I'm gonna go to my Abigail's house to bake Christmas cakes in a bit (she's my neighbor so I just have to walk a few blocks) :D maybe I'll send you a picture if it turns good 🤷 if it turns bad, we shall not talk of it😃🔫

LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

—Ari

Ohh I actually hadn't thought about checking your account out~ I just did though, and you're really pretty🥺 and your voice is really nice!!

Omg that's awesome😍😍 I'm really glad!! It's good to hear that you're feeling better❤❤❤❤

True true, wish I was one~ I usually just leave stuff as it is if it doesnt work out. I'm trying to change, though, so I hope I will XD also, I'll keep that in mind, it's still embarrassing though^^"

Holy shit, that's amazing??? It's really cool!! Tbh, people like that sound like a fictional thing, because every single person I know here will just give up a month later or so, me included. But I'm really proud of him as well, even though I've no idea who he is🥺💖

Those are actually my favorite, tbh XD We only have 5 or 4 male teachers, so idk if ours are like that (our biology teacher is a fungi [see what I did there?? I'm hilarious😝], that's all I know). But people like that are always cool to hang with, I've spoken to like 4 or 5 of them, but each time they were amazing:D

Me tooo, he was fun to hang around with. Fun fact, he was the popular guy and was adored by everyone XD I hope he's alright:^

Ikr!! I'd name him Honey if he was mine XDD AND ID LOVE TO HAVE YOUR HANDS ON MY FACE AND YOUR HUGS🥺🥺🥺💖💞💘💓💖 I BET THEYRE REALLY SOFT😭

Ohh, that sounds fun!!!! I hope they turn out good, I wanna see XD I'm sure they will~ even if not, tbh I'd still eat them :D Good luck, I LOVE YOU TOO!!!♡♡

[gargoylepastures]

so get this: URBAN WITCHCRAFT DATING SIM

-you’re a human who stumbles into this neighborhood of just a bunch of witches/wizards/magicky peoples

-as you play through the different witches teach you their magic types

-tarot witch teaches you how to read cards, queue in cute reading options including lovers cards, and something about fate, if you choose this route then you start collecting cards on your dates that represent how well they went       - the reading on the final date is like destiny for them to be together       - that entire story line would be called “signs point to yes” or something  -the cooking witch who you totally try to bake a love cake for and he’s just like honey no. this is how its done.        - owns either a bakery or no kidding a five star restaurant/ is a cook somewhere really cool        -FOODTRUCK COOKING WITCH BABE -Green witch who’s a florist, teaches you flower meanings, if you do really well on some of the dates, will send you different flowers, last date you arrange a bouquet for them <3 -chakra witch massage therapist. really cheesy scenes. just imagine it. “you look like you’ve had a bad day, I can fix that if you’d like. you hold a lot of tension in your vishuddha.” meditating while holding hands “you balance me.” -Potions witch owns a bar, really chill. offers you different drinks for different moods.  teaches you some ultimate mixing techniques, you go on an errand to get some obscure ingredients and then give her them and shes just head over heels “i was totally joking oh my gosh how did you find this!??”  -Inscriptions Witch three words: MAGICAL LOVE LETTERS. also librarian or an editor or an AUTHOR     -A POET -Lunar Witch moonlit walks through the central parks. “excuse me are you insinuating that i dance naked in moonlight?”      “would it be awkward if i said yes??”       “I mean, you wouldn’t be wrong.” -Water witch  LIFEGUARD, professional swimmer, etc. HAS MERMAID FRIENDS. CUTE SWIMMING STUFF. A DATE TO THE BEACH. SWIMMING POOL AFTER HOURS -Necromancer COLLECTS DEAD THINGS. finds like roadkill and has a whole bunch of undead cats and trash cats running around her apartment. really doesnt like seeing anything die. total sweetheart, spends all her money on food for animals shes resurrected. -Psychic KNOWS YOU’RE GONNA TALK TO THEM BEFORE YOU DO. You get to try to be unexpected when you ask them out and they just think youre the cutest the more you try.and then you catch them off guard and its super super super sweet cause they freak out and start blushing from head to toe      -shows up at your door with your favorite snacks when you have a bad day         -or to pick you up for lunch when you finally decide to ask them out -Pyro Witch  who owns WAY too many candles, and somehow has them all lit, all the time and hasnt burned anything down in a while. SUPER WARM. ALL THE TIME= great cuddles on a date that gets unexpectedly cold and no one has a sweater and shes just like ive goT THIS.       -serious tobacco aficionado, 3edgy5me smokes like shes on fire       -ORANGE HAIR. that lights on fire when shes mad, smokes when shes embarrassed, sizzles etc.       - FIRE FIGHTER BABE -Fauna Witch co-owns an antique store with a, secretly keeps a pet dragon in there who poses as a statues when there are unfriendly guests. the backroom is a portal to a fucKIN ZOO no its actually just her house. she has 300 acres and enough animals to fit there.      -takes care of chimaeras and wounded magical animals with some help from white witches and the brothers at the apothecary.      -imagine a date to find nessie.     -literally camping trips to meet big foot because she’s a huge fan of his work.        -RIDING A PEGASUS INTO THE SUNSET -Crystal witch GEOLOGIST SWEETHEART. sneaks crystals home from dig sites if she determines theyre not necessary to the find. one time convinced her superiors to let her bring home a dino bone.      -she keeps it above her mantle,       -somehow crystals are growing all over her apartment in unexplained places.          - *pours milk for tea* “oh dear would you look at that, it’s crystallized again.” “again??? what do you mean again?” “it just sort of happens sometimes.” -Apothecary Witch BROTHERS  you can literally date either of them.  own an apothecary, they’re twins, they pose as each other and run errands around town and play pranks, constantly blaming it on the other.       -totally gonna be a sick treating boi trope.        -ironic nurse outfit for halloween. -White Witch actually a neurosurgeon/ medschool student trying to get her doctorate. NEEVER SLEEPS but doesnt need to because shes really good at enchanting health shakes and a balanced diet so she has energy for DAYS. (great friends with the crystal witch and potions witch- they have a coupon club for the reagent stores.) (i’m prolly gonna try to make this my thesis project.) ((add to this if you like if you have ideas?!?!, I’ll update this later too <3 <3))

[cottonsecurityblanket]

So Im Still Watching Citrus ⚠Spoiler Warning⚠

Guess who’s back on their bullshit!

Mei is. Damn Ahaira back at it again with the cold shoulder and not communicating properly. Love it. Good quality character Mei.

Note: Im tired. Episodes 9-11.

You know what…I really wanna quit. But Im not. Im too deep in to quit now. Welcome to the third anime review of Citrus where Im currently watching episode 11 and writing this in a tizzy because I just wanna take a moment to discuss this FROM MY OPINION and talk about Mei and how she doesn’t know how to relationship.

How old are these kids? Im gonna assume their all between older than 16 but no older than 18. In episode 8 we were left with Matsuri plotting something.

In the beginning of episode 9 we see Mei at school late at night and Matsuri rolls up and starts to grope her from behind. Then gives her a phone with contact of her “friends”. Friends meaning the people she sends her nudes too. Well not hers but ya know what I mean. She threatens to send the pic to gramps but jokes on her cuz he already caught the two doing stuff but whatever. So Mei takes the phone and when Mei and Yuzu are back home Mei tells Yuzu “That girl needs you.” and tells Yuzu to go on the date with Matsuri.

Somebody said in the manga Matsuri becomes a likeable character but I dont know. I JUST forgave Mei for her behavior. I doubt im going to forgive matsuri for this bullshit.

So it’s Christmas (who goes to school on Christmas) and Matsuri and Yuzu are on the doubt. They talk about when they were kids and Yuzu would invite Matsuri over for Christmas dinner with them because Matsuri’s parents fucked off somewhere. Well then the conversation takes a turn and Matsuri tells Yuzu what she did with Mei and Yuzu gets pissed and looks for Mei.

So get this right. Matsuri’s ‘friends’ are older guys who want some young girl cheeks and Mei acts all nonchalant like it was nothing. Then when Yuzu VERY MUCH WORRIED asks what would you do. Mei says she was prepared for it. Mei listen you can be #edgy all you want but please fuck off with that. No you weren’t.

So the three of them are on the train and Mei and Matsuri are having conversation about some shit. I forget and then Matsuri deletes the pic of them kissing and everythings chill. This chick says “when you two get comfortable let’s have a threesome.” Triffling. Triffling. They head home and Mei eats the cake that Yuzu baked for her. Mei doesn’t even tell her if it’s good or not. I hate her. So Mei and Yuzu have a moment and Mei starts stripping ready to give Yuzu the goodness of honey nut cheerios and says “there are things inside my mind that would scare you.” Mei shut the fuck up. You are codependent, have abandonment issues, and anxiety. If you dont sit down with your edgy emo middle schooler personality.

Mei Im afraid to break it to you but you are NOT the ideal big tiddied goth girlfriend.

So Mei is ready to have sex but Yuzu is not and says they can’t. Well she can’t. Mei gets mad and leaves Yuzu there. Mei how dare you get mad at somebody who isn’t ready for sex with you?

Mei you have bigger issues than this right now.

Episode 10 is this school trip. Mei is back on her bullshit and literally leaved Yuzu behind. Later in the episode Mei explains she didn’t wanna bother her but we all know better. In this episode we finally meet the pale blue haired girls named Sara and Nina. Nina being the taller sister with huge tits and long hair and Sara being the shorter one and no tits whatsoever. Oh by the way theyre twins and Sara is older. Sara is all about fate and believes things that happen are meant to be. Decent mentality I can understand. Nina has a childish personality and thinks just because she towers over most she can do fuck all. Not in big mommas house.

Good news for you all though I don’t find these characters as problematic as everyone else minus Harumin. Harumin is best girl. I refuse to believe otherwise. So Sara gets left behind so she can get something for her sister and Yuzu is late because Mei was being petty. So Sara and Yuzu join forces and travel on the train together and they openly talk about sexuality and how liking someone doesnt change based on gender and things which I applaud. Good thing to discuss and be positive towards. Plus 2 style points.

So later in the episode when Yuzu tries to tell Mei her feelings Mei says forget it happened. So were back to square fucking one. Good job Mei. Thank you for hurting Yuzu yet again and setting her into turmoil when all you are doin is fueling her Naruto complex. 👏👏👏 good job.

Theres a scene in episode 10 or 11 where Yuzu goes to a steam room or something late and Mei gets on her about it but Yuzu is pissed and says “Ill be in and out!” and slams the door on her. Then Mei is shocked like omg.

You did this. Everything that’s happening is your fault Mei. Throughout episode 11 Yuzu is having a coniption and they all go to a relationship shrine. Some folks are like why there but they all fall for it. My boyfriend and I did the same damn thing. All good fun. When we first meet Sara she talks about how she met someone and she knows they’re fated to be together. In the same episode I think we find out that Mei is the woman Sara met but we learn that from Nina. In episode 11 Sara is just giving Yuzu so much very helpful advice on how to confess and stuff. Sara is best wingman. Episode 11 ends with Sara asking to kiss Mei.

At this point…Yuzu just be with Harumin. She’s the only one who’s been real with you. Please. Mei…what Mei needs isnt a good girlfriend who she can fuck anytime. What she needs is to understand to be independent and not have anyone “need” her to be happy. She wants to be needed. She wants to be important in someone’s life to ensure they’ll never leave her. She needs to trust that nothing can hurt her.

It really seems like she’s a child trying to…SHE IS A CHILD TRYING TO BE AN ADULT!!! THAT’S THE PROBLEM WITH MEI SHES JUST A KID TRYING TO BE AN ADULT!!

Mystery solved. Case solved. Ryan and Shane wish they could. Done. Show over.

And she can’t do feelings with people because nobody really showed her feelings and how things go. Yes. Mei doesn’t need love she needs guidance and a family that will be better to her.

Going to 5.4 outta 10 for this anime. We have two episodes left in the season. I figured out everything. Im aware of the chapter with Yuzu crying at the wedding so im ready for whatever.

Listen I know I said I was gonna do a Black Clover anime review but it can’t survive past episode 3. It’s going to be late because Im watching the dub. The sub is just…too much screaming.

Oh and nother thing I don’t hate the theme song for Citrus. Compared to everything else it’s just not something that grabs me. However the piano they play when they have fluffy moments sounds similar to the same piano they used in My Little Monster. It’s just different by a few extra notes.

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - Oct 3/17 - Episode 381

Alright kiddos, I’m so not looking forward to today’s episode so I’m not sure how long this post will be but lets see 

Here we go

Starting off with Shivaay and Om hugging

now hes hugging everyone in the fam

IS HE GONNA HUG PINKY 

he didn’t go to hug her

lmao further proof hes faking LOL

He’s still so mad at her that even faking the memory loss, he wont talk to her

Dadi is like where the hell have you been

Hes spotted Annika

LOL I STILL CANT GET OVER HOW MUCH TANYA LOOKS LIKE JANKEE LMAO (Jankee is Nakuul’s wife)

ITS THE SAME FACE LMAO

Hes telling Annika to leave

everyone is like ???

Shes like Im Annika

this bitchass is like Annika who

Annika and dadi ask who this woman is

hes like Tanya my wife

ugh i hate this shit so much

OHMYGOD THE MEDIA SHOWS UP

WAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

HES LIKE SHE SAVED MY LIFE AND TOOK CARE OF ME

WE FELL IN LOVE AD NOW WE’RE MARRIED

SHIVAAY SHIT DOESNT WORK LIKE THIS

WHY ISNT THE MEDIA ASKING HOW HE MARRIED SOMEONE ELSE WHEN HES ALREADY MARRIED

The whole family is like what the fuck

Where are Gauri and Bhavya when you need them

ANNIKA FIGURES OUT SHIVAAY IS PROBS DOING THIS BECAUSE HES BEING BLACKMAILED

YES THE WHOLE FAM WILL BAND TOGETHER YES

LOL JHANVI’S LIKE WHAT IF ITS MAHI

Suddenly we all remember Mahi

I HATE THIS SHIT

Annika shows up in their room

guys this episode is so hard to watch my anger is just getting worse

shes wtf is she doing here this is our room

and hes like bitch wah

I hate this guys omg

Annika knows how to handle her man

LOL shes like what is all this tadi

hes using all her words

michmichii - tadibaaaz - kanji aankein

im gonna parallel this when he was trying to bring back her memory

hes like dont say shit to my wife

and shes like the who the hell am i

LOL SHES LIKE CHINTA MATHH KARO JO BHI TUMHARA NAAM HAI

She is roasting Shivaay to Tanya 

amazing

LOL SHES LIKE AM I TALKING TO YOU IM TALKING TO HER

Annika is acting like shes a saheli

shes like dont look at him, look at me

hes tells her to stop talking

shes like im talking to your friend

hes like DOST NAHI WIFE

wow im legit ready to beat Shivaay

THROW PAANI BABY DO IT I KNOW ITS COMING

YEAAAHAHHHHHHHHH FUCK HIM UP BABY

Hes like what the fuck lmao

He tells her that he doesnt know her and tells her to leave

shes like bitch im your wife and i have every right to be here

shes like this is my house im staying here

Om and Annika talking things about and they know something is up

See, this is my problem with this track, this has happened so many times that they already know something is up with Shivaay

Theyre gonna call a doctor

Abhay here to take care of the business..

OH BETE KI 

HES GONNA BE FUCKING EVIL

ABHAY AND TANYA ARE GONNA BE IN ON IT TOGETHER I BET MY BOTTOM DOLLAR

What the fuck the doctor didnt even examine Shivaay and hes diagnosing him with selective amnesia LOL

He forgot everything that happened for the past year

WHY IS IT ALWAYS ANNIKA SUFFERING THIS ISNT COOL

Annika wants to talk to Shivaay but Om doesnt want her to

Annika knows Shivaay better than he knows himself

MY BABY KNOWS HIM

SHIVAAY HEARD EVERYTHING

I KNEW THIS BITCHASS WAS FAKING 

YAS BITCH

He wants to convince Annika he isnt faking what the fuck Shivaay remember when you told Annika you wouldnt hide things from her AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO KEEP PROMISES YOU CANT KEEP

Now hes talking to Tanya and hes like i did everything you asked and now i need the proof

shes getting instructions from someone else *cough*Abhay*cough*

ANNIKA COVERED THE HALLWAY WITH PHOTOS OF THEM BYE

also who took these intimate photos LOL

WAIT

WHY DID THEY USE THIS ONE

WHY DIDNT THEY USE A PHOTO FROM THE WEDDING THEY WERE HAPPY IN LMAO WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THIS STUFF

They need to have an obsessed fan on set to pick things like this for them because they suck

he sensed her coming

aw hes gonna rip them off

HE DID THIS IS SO MEAN

shes like WHAT ARE YOU DOING

my heart hurts this sucks

befazool ke photos

shes like if you dont know me then how do i have these photos

hes like theyre photoshopped

SHES LIKE STOP THIS

He wont even look her in the eye

shes crying

HE TOLD HER TO STOP CRYING

IM HURTING SO MUCH MY DIL

omg farak parta hai phir se? BAS HO GAYA

He turns to leave and his button caught on her mangalsutra

shes so happy she knows hes lying

hes leaving and shes going after him

shes telling him to stop doing this now

hes like dont call me bye these names

Shes like if you’re Shivaay Singh Oberoi, then im ANNIKA

YES BABY FUCK HIM UP

ALSO WHERE IS GAURI WHEN YOU NEED HER BABY COME BACK

Pinky is so happy about this

LOL LITTLE DOES SHE KNOW THIS BITCH IS LYING

omg if she does more things and says shit about Annika to Shivaay oh man the roast that will follow when they find out hes faking

now thats what I wanna see come out of this track LOL

Abhay tryna be the new Shivaay

answering a phone call from Baby

IM TELLING YOU ITS TANYA

THIS IS ALL THEIR PLAN

I dont trust knew characters

BHAVYA BABY IS BACK

BABE THEY NEED YOUR COP EXPERTISE 

What the hell is she wearing

I dont think she married Manav

she got a phone call and they arent replying to her

LOL Her phone bg is Mansi’s photo with Leenesh ahah

Chubby is watching her and she seems him

Omg he thinks Manav is kissing her

CHUBBY WHY ARE U TAKING A PHOTO

aw hes really just blowing into her eye

Manav is marrying someone else?? ITS ONLY BEEN 15 DAYS THOUGH?

Who the hell does Abhay think he IS

man im salty

i was hoping he was a good noodle

Abhay is dealing with some work matter lol i dont care about this

oh shit forwarded too much

HOLY SHIT HE JUST BLEW IT UP

WHAT

Omkara and his exhibition people

theyre mad because he hasnt been painting

hes like how am i supposed to bring you so many paintings

the dude is like we need the paintings or we’ll take legal action 

WHY ARE WE WASTING TIME ON THIS WHERE IS GAURI

omg theyre gonna sue Om

Abhay is listening in

WHY IS HE TRYING TO BE THE NEW SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI GO AWAY

hes like you are like my brothers

bitch i dont buy this shit

Pinky is so happy

LMAO IS PINKY OK

WHY IS SHE GONNA TELL SHAKTI SHE’S HAPPY SHIVAAY DOESNT REMEMBER ANNIKA

Shakti is like what the fuck ahahhaha

YES

YES TEJ SINGH OBEROI 

ROAST HER YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

IM SO UPSET WE DIDNT GET THIS LAST TIME BUT LETS GET IT NOW

Shes like lol you’re saying this?

and hes like yeah because ive learned from my mistakes

I guess thats the difference eh?

Omg this is a ROAST fest

YES SHAKTI TELL HER TO SHUT UP YES

Im so happy that Shivaay is faking and will see all this first hand

Pinky is looking in her cupboad and her suit is burned

I CANT READY HINDI SOMEONE HELP ME

I ONLY CAUGHT THE ENGLISH PART “Be there...it’s payback time for your old crimes”

WHO IS THIS SECRET PERSON CAN I BAKE THEM A CAKE

oh

another raaz?

STOP I DONT NEED ANYMORE

Tanya getting water

and Abhay here

IM TELLING YOU THEYRE IN ON IT

TEJ SEES

YES TEJ YES

Oh snap hes asking what he was saying to Tanya

THIS BITCHASS IS LYING AND SAYS HE TOLD HER THAT ITS NOT GONNA WORK OUT FOR HER HERE

LYING TRASH CAN

Precap:

Om and Shivaay are talking

Om all moody and shit and Shivaay’s like are you okay

and Om is like we’ll talk about it later

THIS BITCHASS SHIVAAY IS LIKE “Gauri se jhagada hua?” 

OM IS LIKE OH

YOU REMEMBER GAURI

BUT YOU DONT REMEMBER ANNIKA

AND SHIVAAY IS LIKE

He sees Annika’s reflection in the pool and Tanya’s reflection behind her

what a damn ass MESS

[marlaluster]

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Prompt 5? scenario??

I feel like in so many fics, stories, novels etc theres rarely ever a representation of bigger ppl, like theres rarely a romance story where the character is like overweight, theyre usually hot characters and as someone who has little to no self confidence myself lool itd be nice to read a fic where the mc is stuggling with their physical appearance and they slowly overcome this inner struggle with the help of their partner, yes maybe by losing weight and stuff cuz thats being healthy, but NOT like the character lost all their weight and became sexy and “worth loving” or shit, like itd be nice to just read a fic where its genuinely focused on the way their body is now and how they learn to love themselves and understand that they are just as worthy for love as anyone else So i was thinking of this au where you are an overweight person maybe lets say 75 to 80 kg or more watever u choose and have struggled with it all ur life

Uve always been the chubby one in ur family and it kind of stayed like that progressing as u got older and shit

And ur family has always picked fun at u about it not in like a spiteful way kind of like in the way where theyre teasing u but theres a hint of truth behind it And u try to not let it bother u but it does anyway and ur self esteem and confidence isnt exactly up there

And ur one of those romantic saps and just rlly want someone to love u and u imagine all the different things u cud do with ur boyfriend but u dnt think ull ever hav that becuz of ur weight and self confidence issues

Anyways so i imagine u to be in ur like 20s maybe mid 20s idk basically an age where ur living by urself in a small apartment and hav a job etc So one day ur walking home alright, cuz u missed the bus home and u were like okay ill start walking for now and maybe another bus will come as im walking to the next stop And so ur walking with ur earbuds in, listening to music wen all of a sudden someone running bumps into u harshy from behind and u lose ur balance starting to fall, completely startled And the guy who bumped into u stops in his tracks with his wide eyes and comes rushing bak to help u up and ur like mad pissed cuz like fuck that hurt and wtf watch where ur going  

But hes apologizing and is like im so sorry im just in a rlly big rush and i didnt rlly see u there and i rlly hav to go now cuz im running late

And ur trying to keep up with wat hes saying cuz everything is just happening so fast and ur still dazed with ur palms stinging from scraping the ground

And then hes leaving screaming over his shoulder saying im rlly srry! My names taehyung (i imagine him as taehyung but anyone who wants to write this can use whomever) and i wrk over at that bakery down the street, come down there and i promise to giv a free treat as an apology and then just like that hes gone and ur still like wtf just happened

And u continue on with ur day, kind of annoyed, but u get home and just relax and get some food and watch some tv

so a few days pass and everythings normal and fine, until one day ur running late and so u hav no time to make breakfast before u leave to work and then u remember that a new bakery opened up near ur workplace and so ull just buy something from there and so u get ready and rush out the door

and then u get to the area and enter the bakery and its all cute with a pink theme and little cupcake and cake and brownie decorations and its all sweet and ur just admiring the place untill u remember fuck im running late

and so u quickly go to the counter and u greet the cashier with a smile and ur like hi can i just get a quick muffin, im running late and need to hurry and the cashier with a nametag saying jimin is all smiles too and is like of course! wat wud u like

and u look over at the display and see these amazing delicious looking muffins and a bunch of other goodies and u see a big double chocolate muffin that looks mouth watering anf u rlly want it but then u get self conscious and start thinking that shit if i order that hes probably gonna think of course the fat one wud order the fat filled treat and so u kind of show a small smile and order the banana and nut muffin instead wen all of a sudden u hear someone call out

and u look behind jimin and see the guy who had bumped into u the other day and ur like oh…

and taehyung rushes up to u and is like hi! i was wondering wen u were gonna come in for ur treat! im rlly rlly srry about the other day, i was running late and my boss seokjin wud murder me if i came in late one more time and he smiles his rectangular smile at u

and u giv him a wary smile and reply a bit confused cuz u hav no idea wat he means by treat and then jimin comes bak with ur muffin and is like here u go! and ur like thanks! and startt giving him ur money wen tae reaches out and is like watre u doing! i said u get a free treat!

and ur like huh? and then he looks at ur order and hes like a banana muffin?! why dnt u try one that i made?

and he ignores jimin whos looking at tae with exasperation and reaches out with the littl tongs and gets that chocolate muffin u were eyeing before and plops that into ur mufin bag as well and at this point ur sort of overwhelmed and u try to refuse cuz ur thinking that u rlly dnt need those extra calories

ut tae refuses and is like its on me, i rlly owe u, and at this point ur srsly running late and so u giv him a smile and say thank u so much and quickly leave the bakery with a bye and ur food and quickly make ur way to ur workplace

and then wen u finally sit down at ur seat and try to regulate ur breathing, u take out ur food to stop the growling from ur stomach and take a bite out of the chocolate muffin and u moan cuz fuck that shits rlly fricking good and probably the best muffin uve ever had and proceed to devour it (and u tell urself that thats already a lot of calories and so i cant eat the banana muffin too, but end up eating it later on not able to resist it)

and u knew that u were definitely gonna go to the bakery more often cuz that place makes heavenly food

and so a few days pass and one day on a day off u go out with ur friend and her boyfriend and u loved spending time with them but seeing all their cute interactions set this longing feeling deep in ur gut and u get sad becuz u rlly wished u had someone like that but u cant help but feel thats never gonna happen

and so to try and make urself feel better u decide to go to the bakery again and get something to lift ur mood

and so u enter the bakery and breathe in the wonderful yummy smell and wait in line to order something wen u hear a familiar voice calling out hey

and u look towards the voice and see taehyung next to a tall broad shouldered man behind the counters looking like they were baking something and hes waving at u wen the man beside him slaps him upside the head and tell him to continue wrking as tae pouts and u cant help but let out a little laugh at that becuz its funny and cute

and then u get to the counter and its jimin again and he givs u a big smile and greets u and asks wat ull hav today and u look to the side to see the differnt assortments they have wen taehyung calls out again saying

try the strawberry shortcake! i made it this mrning!

and then proceeds to earn another glare from the man beside him

and jimin lets out an exasperated laugh and is like srry, ignore tae u can get watever u want of course and ur amused and ur like its fine, i dnt mind i like strawberry and so u decide to go with the recommendation and order the shortcake along with a small hot chocolate with little marshmallows while taehyung beams at u which u return with a chuckle

and then u take ur food and sit at a little booth on the side next to the window and take a bite out of the cake and u cant help but moan at the flavours becuz holy crap how can something be so good

and so u enjoy ur treat and then drink ur hot choclate wen tae comes up to u with a smile

and he sits across u at the table and ur looking at him confused cuz ummm….

and hes like soooooo howd u like the cake? and the muffin i made the other day? its good huh?

and u laugh and ur like i loved them both and u compliment him saying hes an amazing baker and u introduce urself and u guys make small talk and u learn that being a full time baker and opening his own bakery is his dream and the first step to that is becoming an apprentice for his boss seokjin whos also an amazing cook

and u listen to him ramble, honestly surprised at how open hes being with u since u guys are technically strangers

and then he gets called bak by jimin saying his break is over

and its safe to say that ur mood definitely changed for the better and u smile to urself even after he leaves cuz tht was nice

and uk thts how i imagine u guys start to get knowing eachother, u visit the bakery often and talk to tae often and u guys become closer and rlly good friends and its already been a few months since u got to know him and the others at the bakery

and i imagine tae to be a lil shit sometimes constantly winking at u and flirting and tbh u dnt rlly realize it at first becuz flirting? with u? pshh

and then one day u go to ur parents place where ur family was meeting up for a bbq and u were having a good time cuz u missed ur fam

but then ur mom takes u aside and starts talking about ur weight and shes saying how shes wrried about ur weight and about how shes wrried that ull hav trouble finding a life long partner wen ur not healthy and uk shes just concerned for u but it leaves u feeling rlly depressed and u try ur best to hold in ur tears for the rest of the day

and then u finally leave and ur making ur way home, ur head down, chanting in ur head to hold in the tears ur almost home, just hold it in, just hold it in when all of a sudden u hear a familiar voice calling out to u

and he runs up to u and hes like hi! howre u doing?!

and u rlly try to hold it in bcuz taes so sweet and u think that he doesnt need to hear about ur problems but hes smiling so warmly at u and u cudnt hold in ur tears anymore

and taes shocked like hey wats wrong? and he hold onto ur shoulders and u cover ur face cuz fucking great just cry and make urself look like an ugly fat slob with snot everywhere and u feel this hate for urself and taehyung slowly pulls u into a hug and hes trying to soothe u saying its okay its okay

and he ends up bringing u home and u try to tell him ur fine and that he doesnt need to come with u but he refuses to leave u

and then u enter ur place and he sits on the couch with u and hes like im here to listen if u want

and taehyungs such a sweetie and even tho u havnt known him for long, hes become one of ur closest friends and so u spill and tell him wat happened at ur family bbq and u tell him that uk ur fat and unattractive to which he immediately stops u and is like stop no

and he tells u ur beautiful regardless of ur weight and he tells u that honestly he personally thinks its wonderful that u enjoy food and as a baker himself nothing makes him happier than seeing someone enjoy food (especially wen its his) and he tells u that theres someone out there for u becuz ur wonderful and amazing and any guy wud be lucky to hav u as a partner and then he pinches ur cheek and says besides uk how adorable u look? ur cheeks are so cute and he grabs both ur cheeks and pinches

and ur heart is so fond and warm and ur so grateful for having someone like tae in ur life and ur cheeks are red (both from wat tae said and his pinches lool) and u playfully grab his hands and try to pull them off whine at him to stop

and so i can imagine u guy contining to get closer and ur crush on him develops and tae continues to bake things always trying new things and feeding them to u first

and as time passes u like him more and more and the rest of the guys at the bakery smirk at u and tae cuz they know wats going on ;) and they try to convince tae behind the scenes to finally ask u out and tae gets red in the face and stutters and they do the same to u and u turn rlly red and ur like wat? tae wudnt like me tho, to which the other boys groan at cuz like woman how can u be blind to taes constant flirting?

and then he finally does ask u out at one point and ur so fucking happy and u think its a dream

and he helps u gain confidence always murmuring sweet things into ur ears and ughhhlsbfalusid its so cuteeewbuebwujd;

and so yea lmao god this turned out more as a mini scenario than a prompt lmao, well anyone can rewrite this!!! add their own twists to it or watever just remmeber to add credits if u do haha!

well i hope u enjoyed!! byeeee <3 <3

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A Definitive Ranking Of Girl Scout Cookies By Betchiness

About this time every year the entire country (or maybe the whole world, IDK) freaks the fuck out over Girl Scout cookies. Weird kids who like camping and being nice come to your door in creepy-ass uniforms and the mom posse at work sends mass emails about ordering on time. And then a passive-aggressive fight breaks out over whose kid you’re going to order from, and then Debbie stops getting invited to the after-work happy hours and you all have to pretend it’s not weird, and … wait, where was I? Oh yeah. While normally all that pestering would annoy the shit out of me, when it comes to Thin Mints and Tagalongs you can spam my inbox all fucking day. So to get you ready for cookie season (which cruelly comes right before beach season, WHY), were ranking all of the treats by betchiness so you know which ones to buy and which ones are total social suicide.

12. Do-si-dos/Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Look, its a Girl Scout cookie so its not like its bad or anything, its just not great. First, let’s talk about these names. On the one hand, you’ve got Do-si-do, which makes me feel like I’m at a square dance. Also, I’m not sure what hoe-downs have to do with peanut butter and oatmeal. Speaking of, your alternative name is “Peanut Butter Sandwich”real inventive. Then you get to the cookie, which is just two (chocolate chip-less) oatmeal cookies with peanut butter in the middle. Whatever you call these, theyre fat and lumpy and ugly. Kinda like you will be after you eat a whole box of ’em.

11. Trios

Another oatmeal cookie. Bleh. The Trio has chocolate chips in it, though, so it beats out the Do-si-do. But really, if you’re going to spend $6or whatever ungodly amount they’re charging these dayson some fucking oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, it’s time to look at your life, look at your choices.

10. Smores

“Crunchy graham sandwich cookies with creamy chocolate and marshmallowy filling” sounds pretty good and all, but we fail to see how these differ from Oreo S’mores, which you can literally buy for half the price at Target. you say. Ok. Fine. On a less cheap note, these things are the newest to the cookie roster and youve gotta pay your dues before you get to sit with the plastics classics.

9. S’mores

That’s not a typo; there are two s’mores flavored cookies that are both creatively named “Girl Scout S’mores”. Like, what? You mean to tell me Tagalongs have two different names depending on what region of the country you’re in, but you couldn’t come up with a separate name for a whole other cookie? Normally I’d admire that type of commitment to not doing work, but that shit is just laziness. Do better, Girl Scouts. Anyway, this shit is essentially a graham cracker that’s dipped in “crme icing” aka fake marshmallow shit and then covered in chocolate. Anything that’s covered in chocolate is a definite yes in my book (future lovers, take note), but Girl Scouts really shot itself in the foot with the description on this one. “WHOA!”? Really? Does this really warrant an all-caps WHOA? The person who wrote this description is the type of person who talks about how “naughty” they’re being when they order fries at a restaurant instead of a side salad. I cannot, in good conscience, award this cookie any higher of a place on the betch scale.

8. Trefoils/Shortbreads

Trefoils are kind of like that teacher at your high school who only does the bare minimum and you wonder how they’re still there when you go back to visit for your 10th year reunion. The answer, for both the teacher and this cookie, is tenure. Trefoils are a pretty good option when you want to eat dessert but also partake in some cognitive dissonance, i.e. False. It can be that bad, because I’m sure these things are straight butter. Look, there’s even a sugar cube next to it in the picture! So anyway, while I’m sure we’ll have to pry these cookies from Juliette Gordon Low’s dead hands, Trefoils are actually pretty basic and not that great.Plus, the Girl Scouts have gone fucking ham with flavored shortbread cookie options lately (well get to those later) so you might as well branch out and not be a dud.

7. Toffee-tastics

There’s not much else to say about Toffee-tastics. I’ve never heard of them in my life, and they’re a regular-ass shortbread cookie with some toffee thrown in for a little excitement. They’re kinda like, the Danielle M. of Girl Scout cookies. Bonus betch points awarded for being gluten free, though.

6. Lemonades

Meet the lemon version of a Trefoil. Its not gluten free so youre probably wondering why its higher up than Toffee-tastic, and thats because unlike the Grammys we here at Betches appreciate Beyonc and the creative genius that is and want to show it some love. Beyhive for life (please don’t come after us).

5. Thanks-A-Lots

Finally the last shortbread. Someone in the kitchen is the fucking Gretchen Weiners of shortbread, and Girl Scouts really needs to get out more and come up with some new ideas. Shortbread? For cookies? Groundbreaking. Anyway, this one is at the top of its friend group because its dipped in chocolate (see my previous note). But it’s not higher up on the list in general because it’s called a Thanks-A-Lot. Like bitch, what are you thanking me for? You’re thanking me for eating you? That’s like your friend Karen who catches her boyfriend cheating, only to end up apologizing for “not appreciating him enough.” We don’t like Delusional Daters or delusional cookies, so the best these are gonna get is the middle of the pack.

4. Savannah Smiles

Is this what that girl from was talking about when she said she wanted to bake a cake of rainbows and smiles?? Whoa. I think I’m onto something here. Savannah Smiles are cute little tea cookies dusted in powdered sugar, and they look like something you snacked on at cotillion class before your Deb Ball. V betchy. Theyre also not going to make you (as) fat because there are only 140 calories in five cookies. And if youre eating more than five in one session, you need therapy. Or Jesus.

3. Tagalongs/Peanut Butter Patties

First things first, wtf is a Peanut Butter Patty? Just no. I am ride or die for Team Tagalong. You can put that on my gravestone. If I had to guess, TAGALONGS are like 50% of the populations fave, and it’s easy to see why. Its peanut butter on top of a cookie and then the whole thing is covered in chocolate and sprinkled with hopes and dreams. It only loses points for being one of the unhealthiest cookies, but fuck it. I said I was ride or die, and I choose death by Tagalong.

2. Samoas/Caramel deLites

God these are so fucking good. Theyre covered in caramel and dark chocolate and coconut, so its safe to say theyre the most sophisticated of all the cookies. Samoas are def the most inventive in terms of shape, texture, and flavor combination. Also, they have a hole in the middle which allows us to pretend they’re less calories than the other fully circular cookies. The only reason Samoas aren’t number 1 is because we’re not sure if the name is vaguely racist or not. Are you still allowed to say Samoa?

1. Thin Mints

Fucking duh. The day they get rid of Thin Mints will be the day hell freezes over. Actually, given that our country is run by a moldy fascist clementine and New York City’s weather forecast is a page out of the screenplay, that’s probably not such a good metaphor. But you get my point: Thin Mints are amazing. You can eat them plain. You can freeze them and crumble them on ice cream. You can make alcoholic Thin Mint milkshakes. The limit on your fatness truly does not exist when Thin Mints are involved. And in case their versatility wasnt enough, theyre veganbut we bet you didn’t even know that because they’re not constantly broadcasting it. All hail Thin Mints.

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