#and they’ll be so cocky too thinking that they’re hot shit because they snort pre-workout
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i wish men on dating apps knew that it doesn’t matter if you have abs or a jawline, if your face card declines it’s all over NEXT!!
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and they’ll be so cocky too thinking that they’re hot shit because they snort pre-workout. like it doesn’t matter how ripped your arms are Brock you look like the fucking Geico lizard. “6’0 cause apparently it matters” how about 15’15 as in 15 minutes could save you 15 percent on car insurance
i wish men on dating apps knew that it doesn’t matter if you have abs or a jawline, if your face card declines it’s all over NEXT!!
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