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The Switch 2 is going to suck because nintendo sucks. Its an upgrade in hardware that theyre going to use to split their already unified and extremely expensive market with because not everyone will be able to afford or even want a switch 2 over the one they already have. A Switch 2 lite is inevitable, so is a switch 2 OLED if it doesnt already have an OLED screen, but an asking price of 400-450 is fucking STEEP for something thats going to replace the thing they made their entire brand. They killed off any chance of another DS family system, and now its just gonna be switches forever. The switch 2 is gonna suck because its just the switch again, but now you have to pay almost 500$ to play anything new. Its going to have the same eshop full of dogshit AI generated hentai games, the same 3rd party support that has to downgrade games to put them on there (of which 10% will be done competently), and its gonna have the same overpriced online model with features gradually stripped away and paywalled behind the more expensive premium tier.
What WILL be new is an all new switch tax! Nintendo for sure is most likely to follow suit with the "new industry standard" of charging 70$ for games, prices which will never go down. And on top of that 3rd party devs and publishers are STILL going to charge 5-10$ more per game for switch versions. This console is fucking nothing. It wishes it had half the staying power the wii and the 3DS had. It does nothing new except expenses. Nintendo has finally joined the console race against themselves and have chosen to just go the way of every other "triple A" console manufacturer and do the same thing with some new guff inside.
Trash.
#not that nintendo didnt already suck#their exclusives are all that sell their shit now#and they no it#its why they charge you for fucking everything#they got their hands on the concept of DLC and immediately started nickle and diming every sucker they could#switch online is a bad deal#mario kart passes are a bad deal#smash bros fighter passes are a bad deal#fucking garbage.#everyone happy?#I made a post about whats AKTCHUALLY wrong with the switch 2#now every splatoon nerd with an attitude can fuck right off
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