#and they have been trying to pawn the cheese off on literally anybody who will take it and we're obvious candidates because we have

[stepfordgoth]

Idk if you can tell but I'm literally eating cheese right now. Specifically that hay cheese I posted about a couple posts ago. It's actually so fucking good

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 10x06: “Ask Jeeves”

I remember the intro recap to this episode setting up a kind of “Clue”/murder mystery kind of vibe. I really enjoyed it.

New Canaan, Connecticut.

Colette and Olivia.

“Colette. To the master closet. I’d like you to select Mrs. LaCroix’s wardrobe for the burial. Olivia. Please make sure all the lavatories are spotless.”

“Why do I have to?”

“Now, now. You’re still the new hire. Colette has seniority.”

Oof. Knowing that this butler knows everything, I know he’s just keeping up the act.

I wish I had a closet like that.

Welp, there went the pearl necklace.

RIP Colette. Fell to her death.

I think I heard the slight, quiet sound of a shapeshifter changing it’s appearance! Very subtle.

Shut up, Dean.

“It’s, uh, glazed donut.” I love that Sam chose that one special for Dean.

“Apparently Bobby’s been named a beneficiary in Bunny LaCroix’s will.” Bobby’s getting an inheritance!

“Bobby had secrets, man. Like loving on Tori Spelling.” Not so much a secret now.

“Wow. Think we’re a little underdressed? I mean the Fed threads are in the trunk.”

“You kidding me? For once, we don’t have to wear suits.”

Aww.

A Fur Elise doorbell! Awesome.

“I’m Sam Winchester. This is Dean Winchester. We’re here on behalf of Bobby Singer.”

“Mr. Singer won’t be coming?”

“No, he passed away.”

“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that.”

“Uh, condolences for your loss too.”

All three of them have lost both parents.

The LaCroix family.

As uncomfortable as that is, I agree.

Heddy, Beverly, Stanton (Stan for short) and his wife Amber, and Dash.

“surrogate dad” *cries*

Oh! Okay.

“Where’s Colette?”

“She quit. Poor dear was so distraught over Mrs. LaCroix’s passing. Went off to find herself.”

“Ashram in India?”

“Uh, clown college in Sarasota.”  

Why that excuse??? Just say “college”, oh my lord.

“What are these people?”

“I think they’re called W.A.S.P.S.”  

Sam’s correct.

“As you know, Mrs. LaCroix bequeathed something to your Mister Singer. But the reading of the will isn’t until tomorrow and I would hate for you to have to stick around and be forced to – well mingle with the family.” The butler’s a real one.

Don’t be a douche, Dean.

“Oh Mr. Winchester, if you’re implying that I don’t think you’re good enough, it’s quite the contrary. You’re far too good. The LaCroix family is… How shall I say this politely?” Annoying?

“…money grubbing leaches.” Pfft.

“Do you have any idea how Bunny and Bobby knew each other?” Just as Olivia walks in.

A jewel necklace.

Pawn shop?

“What do you mean it’s not real? The old bag was rolling in it.” lmao Dean.

The surprises never cease.

“A key to what?”

“There’s one way to find out – Ask Jeeves.”

aayyoo.

“My sister was nothing but a two-bit hooker in Chanel!” That’s what lands him dead.

RIP Stanton LaCroix. Decapitated.

“I presume you gentlemen left something behind. I’ll check the front closet for burlap.”

“I got news for you Mr. Belvedere the jacket’s canvas.”

lmao Dean, chill out.

Detective Howard.

“Congratulations boys, you’re now officially murder suspects.” Ayyy.

“Oh, everyone knows that Amber was sleeping around. She wanted to leave Stan but her prenup was ironclad. So she killed him.” I’d believe it...ish.

“Looks like we might have a case here. Vengeful spirit?”

“Yeah. Think we can get to the car, get the EMF?”

“Not with uh Detective Friendly. Not a chance. Guess we’re gonna have to go old school.”

Woo hoo!

“Then again, what family does?” Uh...most? 

“Trust me, it’s a miracle we’ve been under the same roof for 24 hours and haven’t – Oops…my bad.” A little too soon for that.

I love that the disembodied head also got it’s own tape outline.

Ooh, secret rooms!

The exchanged look between Dash and Amber...

Olivia playing the victim...

“I saw him roll Colette’s body in a rug.”

“Clown college Colette?”

lmao.

“You seen the butler?”

“No. Why?”

“Cause if anybody has answers it’s him.”

That’s true, but not the answers they think.

“The key is to a hidden attic.”

“Why would Bunny want Bobby to have a key to her attic?”

“I don’t know. It gets weirder. I found Olivia and Colette locked inside.”

“Clown college Colette?”

pfft.

“Well, well, well. What do we have here? Whatcha doing snooping around these halls, hmmm?”

Sam’s so cute!! 

“Up to no good? Why don’t we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age. Like a fine wine or – or cheese.”

“Uh, I – I uh – I’m lactose intolerant, so...”  

HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE.

Sam literally ran away, lmao.

The music in this episode is so exceptional.

Not the real Phillip...

RIP Phillip the Butler. Stabbed.

I love shapeshifter episodes. 

“We need to find some silver.” Olivia conveniently walking in...

Rich people tinder, lol.

“I’ve resorted to fishing online because the live ones won’t bite.”

“You mean back there? I - I was just playing hard to get.”

“Well, then…you’re a very convincing actor.”

Yes. Extremely convincing.

“Come on in, darling. Water’s warm.” I can’t stop giggling.

I would most definitely compare my hands with Sam’s.

RIP Detective Howard. Drowned in a toilet.

“Drowned in a toilet? How filthy.” Yeah, not a very dignified death.

“We have four corpses now.”

“Four corpses?”

“Yes. You can add Phillip and Colette to the list.”

“Clown college Colette?”

That gets funnier every time.

“We don’t even know you. Look buddy, I’m trying to be objective here, but we’ve had countless family functions before, and even though we wanted to kill one another, we never did.”

“Dash is right. Our get-togethers never end in murder. The only thing different this time around is you.”

I guess that makes sense.

“Don’t even think about it. I….hunt pheasant.”  Ok, buddy.

Him and Amelia should start a “Flannel Sucks” club.

The silverware isn’t silver. Back to Square 1.

“First cubic zirconium and now this. No wonder the rich stay rich.” Y E P. No one’s cheaper than rich people.

STOP WAVING THE GUN AROUND, DUDE.

Oh yeah, say the women who were all over them.

“You idiots couldn’t be more wrong…about everything. Don’t you know, if it’s not the butler, it’s the maid?” dun dun dun!!

“Both doors are reinforced.” Damn. 

“I’m not the maid.”

“Well, that explains the dust.”

lol

“I’m Bunny’s daughter.” Plot twist!

“Where have you been hiding all these years?”

“The attic.”

“Like in the movie.”

Amber, stay quiet, hon.

“No wonder you were locked away. You’re a monster!”

“Oh, you have no idea.”

Welp.

Final standoff.

“Olivia…you don’t have to do this. Being a monster is a choice.” Aww.

RIP Olivia. Killed by Dean

“I owe you two an apology.”

“Don’t sweat it. I mean, you were just protecting your family and…there’s nothing wrong with that.”

No no no, let him apologize anyways.

“So I spoke to Aunt Bunny’s attorney. He said outside from the pendant, everything was left to Olivia.” Wow. Where does it go now?

“How can we repay you?” Aww. 

That sync up in closing the Impala’s door...awesome.

“Dean, what was that all about back there?”

“What are you talking about?”

“I mean….all those extra shots after the shifter was already dead. What was that?”

“I don’t know. Target practice?”

Stop blowing it off, Dean.

“Oh my God, Sam. It was my first kill since I’ve been back. You know, I got a little anxious. I wanted to make sure it was done right – plain and simple. Its… Why am I even explaining this to you?” Because he’s concerned as hell.

“Traveling Man” by Bob Seger