#and therefore ends up stringing the detective along in a situationship that nobody enjoys
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americankimchi · 1 year ago
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ALSO, when will twc let me kabedon adam du mortain. gestures furiously at the "bold/shy" dichotomy in the stats page that, along with the other stats, seems to be ignored. if adam doesn't want to instigate shit at least let my detective do it. give me the option to throw the ball in his court and taunt his ass into action. i've had enough of the 15 consecutive weepy confession scenes on adam's side. im sick of reading them. we KNOW you love the detective adam. the detective knows. unit bravo knows. THE DETECTIVE'S MOM KNOWS. the only thing stopping you is YOU.
"but adam is traumatized </33" AND SO AM I AFTER SUFFERING THROUGH THIS MAN'S INDECISION FOR THREE CONSECUTIVE BOOKS. he's a grown ass man with the emotional stability of a middle school student. learn to communicate and set/respect some goddamn boundaries. let the DETECTIVE set some boundaries. if adam needs space then TAKE YOUR SPACE. the route should've been adam learning how to be friends with the detective first before any romance happens because this pacing is, much like the rest of book 3, absolutely incoherent. how is he simultaneously confessing his love and trying to understand what these mysterious feelings are. what the fuck is happening here.
the A route is supposed to be "slowburn" and what i'm getting instead is a frozen microwave meal that's just sitting there because adam can't decide whether or not to actually fucking heat it up. HIT START OR PUT IT BACK IN THE FREEZER BUT MAKE A DAMN CHOICE AND STICK TO IT.
live footage of the A route in twc, colorized:
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