#and there are SOO many pathfinder classes
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protagonistscum · 6 months ago
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dnd is SO funny
so our group split into two
this led to the druid, the bard, and the paladin to get into a fight with the cult leader. as they all had decided to go down a well and found that there was a secret room.
the fighter/cleric and rogue were in a locked storeroom, OBLIVIOUS until they heard screaming through the walls. as none of us can pass a perception check to realize there's a secret door. (none of them noticed the stairs into the storeroom. they deadass just jumped into it.)
for several combat rounds, the cleric couldn't get a high enough strength check to kick down the door. the rogue couldn't get a high enough dex check to pick lock the door. the paladin couldnt roll high enough to pass the wis saving throw for hold person. leaving the bard and druid to fight the cult leader.
#PLEASE I LOVE DND ITS SO FUNNY#deadass in the previous session. we did not realize that the dm was trying to knock us out so we could get kidnapped by the cult#it was just the cleric the bard and the paladin fighting. three healers. so when someone got KO'd just cast healing word.#and bam they're back up against to cast healing word on someone else.#3 vs 8 where we cant roll above a 10 to hit. we were fighting by TOOTH AND NAIL IN THAT FIGHT#did not realize the goal was to knock us out.#i love my fighter cleric. she follows the will of her god and fuck anyone else who gets pissed off about that#i wouldnt call her a murder hobo but if you fuck around she will make sure you find out what happens#classic i may be a healer but.... pulls out warhammer#if the bard cant save the situation with words. she will fix with situation with violence#aka she didnt start this fight but she WILL end it.#also big sister. she finds poor paladins and go WOW you stupid kid. someone needs to watch your back.#also guys. i love pathfinder. please try out pathfinder. there is a free character builder that is SOOO much better than anything dnd beyon#offers. deadass. i have so many characters made bc i just love making them even if i dont use them#and there are SOO many pathfinder classes#god i love pathfinder rogue#bitches have SUCH a high AC + NIMBLE DODGE?#AT LEVEL 3 AND AC of 22!!!!!!!#also love my human magus with the bastard sword!! turned her into a tank.#our goblin rogue going YEAHH I CAUGHT THESE HUMANS FOR YOU GUYS when we trying to sneak into a goblin camp#cut to the buffest monk and magus youve ever seen. and they still have their weapons. they arent even tied up correctly. they are allowed i#that group had no healers so she also had several feats in alchemical crafting to make healing potions#anyways these games of pretend are SO fun and i SO recommend#okay needed to get that out of my system. back to work
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