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beguilingcorpse · 2 years ago

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ok so we all know g1deon was buff as hell. but we also know that he was the necromancer of the pair, and adepts are FAMOUSLY beanpoles. just scrawny little guys. so like... when pyrrha had consciousness did she make his body do pushups?? did she (as nav did later) look at her necro's body and think fuck's sake, do some chinups AT LEAST???? did she perhaps have weights stashed aboard the mithraeum

#this is legit the only answer my brain will come up with #funnier too when you remember that gideon wasnt aware that pyrrha was still around and would just black out for extended periods #imagine being g1 and having your arms be intermittently sore for MONTHS #and then you're like holy shit. i'm swole now. when the fuck did THAT happen #gideon the first #pyrrha dve #the locked tomb #tlt #htn spoilers #nat og

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