#and then told pyre I was going to blow up both north and south America
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I know that I am on a watch list because when I'm inconvenienced I start threatening what is essentially Hollywood's view of terrorism
#shut up az#my boss screwed me over so I said 'I'm going to carpet bomb the Lincoln memorial' outloud#and then told pyre I was going to blow up both north and south America#I am doing so well on my anger issues in therapy you should absolutely trust me with the nuclear launch codes#I am so normal and have no deep seated emotional regulatory issues#I will forget I was ever angry in like. five minutes#I am essentially 9 years old
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