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My sister, who is reading mistborn for the first time, texted me "Lord Elend Venture. If you were interested in men, he sounds perfect for you." and on the one hand I am so happy that she is very aware of my aroace-ness that she said "if you were interested in men" but on the other I am now compelled to correct her with "actually I'm greyromantic, and kind of interested in men." (I mean I've only got like one data point) "if you were interested in men" I am so happy to hear that opening to a sentence.

#I spent a while after that text trying to decide if I felt any attraction to elend like ever #there were particular character moments of his i'd like to study under a microscope #me texting my sister back like “I regret to inform you that I am rarely/ a little romantically attracted to men. sometimes.”#again only like one data point #although I suppose my absence of data points also count as different data points #there's also the fun and confusing combination of platonic and aesthetic attraction that happens on occasion. what's up with that?#and that's with anyone of like any gender #and then there was that 5'10“ buff lady from Michigan who called everyone ”friend!“ with purple underlights in her hair #that was a very very confusing combo of squish and aesthetic attraction like nothing I have felt sense. possibly also romantic attraction.#the world will never know #she had a 6 pack. a 6 pack. I blue-screened. it might have actually been an 8 pack.

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