#and then the professor (NOT my fave he was an asshole. but he loved meeee)
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was the RPF good? should i do the arduous work of copying and pasting to find out myself?
IT WAS IMPECCABLE but don't take my word for it, go read!!
#hewwo#asks#anonymous#i always knew zheng he had it in him#I JUST WANNA SAY. I WAS THERE FIRST#one time in college we were talking about uhhhh how basically the world has always been interconnected#blablabla asian trade routes ygm#and then the professor (NOT my fave he was an asshole. but he loved meeee)#brought up zheng he#and i BOLTED UP FROM MY SEAT#(THIS IS COLLEGE MIND YOU)#yelling ''AYE THATS MY BOY''#professor is a Very strict serious man. he looked at me and was like ''oh? tell the class more about him''#SWEETEST INFODUMP OF MY FUCKING LIFE UGH#and then he asked me ''why was it important he was a eunuch''#me: ''HE WON'T BETRAY THE EMPEROR BECAUSE HE HAS NO HEIRS TO SPLIT HIS LOYALTY'' (<- holding back the rpf in me)#oh reader it was better than a pulitzer. the bus could've clapped#......sigh. i was a vision in my youth (<- voice of the fagged-out socialite)
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