#and then someone in a piece of media Doesnt Have A Class Assignment Done On Time and i'm like.

[headless-horsepossum]

one thing that becomes clearer the older i get is that of the many bad things of varying degrees that have happened to me, both internally and externally, nothing has had as profound and persistent a traumatic effect as *checks notes* Going To School In America

[norted4fun]

Random Bakugou HC’s That no one asked for.

Warnings: swearing, fem reader, pot/beer, first HC, RANDOM, horny bakubabe, pre-dating

*sees you walking ahead of him in the halls with your head phones in, ignoring everyone like you intended whilst wearing your world muters.

*pulls one of them out to put into his own ear and you try not to look agitated, yet his brazenness is kinda sexy.

*nope, it’s REALLY sexy.

*”oi, who the hell listens to this crap”

*and right when you thought you both were having a moment.

*well it was fun...while it lasted

*being one of your favorite songs you attempt to pull the wire from his ear and he dodges you slightly

*”chill”

*EL OH EL. You? He was telling YOU to chill?

*at least he wasn’t calling you an asshat or idiot.

*he catches you hiding earphones beneath your hair during class. Knowing you space out with music, and it flusters him low key.

*nope, high key

*wants to know what you’re thinking about as you twirl the pieces of your hair through your fingers or flick your pencil in between your fin

*”hey space face, what the hell were you thinking about.” Asks anyways

*he can’t show how shaken he is when you both make eye contact, so insults it is.

*his name calling becomes more lame then usual when it comes to you, he doesn’t want to be mean to you.

*he’s so full of it, he CAN’T be mean

*kirishima calls him out on it seeing as he’s clearly full of it. “Bro, your sprung for y/n huh?” Sitting in the locker room changing after the last practice of the day finished.

*bakubabe doesn’t take well to being teased on it, worse that it’s visible to others how whipped he is for you.

*”shut your face, shitty hair” pulling his black tee over his head and dipping ASAP

*he thinks so much, all the time in fact. Goes to bed an hour early every night just so he can focus on the events of the day.

*typically it leads to him thinking of you.

*ends up scrolling through his phone on your social media profiles starring at your selfies with dumb captions...

*but that ass tho

*He’s stuck on you, about everything. It’s almost as if you were made with him in mind.

*so help him if he sees you struggling with something, friends, work, practice. He’s there with his bandwagon of comments but more importantly his help.

*it takes you a second to see through the jabs and actually notice the helpful advice that actually might work.

*bakugou is brilliant, like straight A student, but never brags about it or participates in classes or join discussions, unless he’s feeling extra spicy.

*”what THE FUCK are you talking about you damn extra’s? Of course that’s not the answer, it’s B.”

*bakugou suffers when it comes to group projects, if he was doing it himself it would have been done already. Tips back in his chair balancing himself.

*you were assigned to his group coming in late. And you wave causing his chair to slam back on all fours.

*you were a diligent student but it didn’t come naturally unfortunately, you put in a lot more time studying than you wished to. Your grades are great but math, that shit had you STUMBLING.

*the way you chewed your lip, he notices that, low key has a bite kink.

*who’s great idea was it to involve the alphabet with numbers anyways?

*probably a sadist

*speaking of sadist’s... you feel eyes on you

*you turn to your side during the pop quiz, and there he was. Staring at you with hands resting on his head, one of the first to have his test finished of course.

*he doesn’t even look flustered when you catch him.

*bakugou refuses to blush, he’d rather be forced to work with deku and icy hot bastard rather then show that he’s a smitten little fucker.

*and if he does blush... don’t tease our best boy. He’s never been this messed up over someone before, you’re doing a fine number on shaking him UP.

*doesnt enjoy smoking pot and/or drinking too much but sometimes he’ll join sero and kiri for a IPA and joint.

*weed calms bakugou...a little, his vulgar vocab is there but minus the screaming.

*”damn did you see the girls today doing the stretch test? Thought mineta was going to pop a grape and rocket to the moon” Kirishima says passing the joint to sero

*”hahahaha, we all saw, but bro no one beats (y/n), dude she’s so hot and flexible, imagine...

*before he can even finish bakugou can’t help but get defensive, you were his crush, HIS ALONE.

*the only thing explosion murder king shared was air...and that’s because he had to.

*kiri saw the face Katsuki made and attempted to change the subject before he had to clean up sero’s bodily fluids (aka blood) off of his dorm floor.

*”you better not finish that sentence you second rate adhesive or I’ll kill you.”

*sero throws his hands up in a calming effect

*”bakugou you can’t deny (y/n) is one of the prettiest girls in this school, she’s just... different”

*”I have eyes dumbass, and if anyone makes a pass at her I’m going to light their asses up, have em’ breathing fire for a week.” Calm but deadly.

*NUMBER ONE VIBE KILLER: KATSUKI BAKUGOU

*the three leave kiri’s dorm to go get some food, into the elevator they go

*”Oops I hit down instead of up, hahaha” kiri says and sero laughs as bakugou just stares angrily

*”...idiots”

*buzzed,sexually frustrated and pissed off wasn’t the best combo for poor explosion boy.

*the B lights up on the elevator and doors open

*’great the gym, where sweaty ass extras...’

*you walk into the elevator and smile at the boys and greet them.

*skin glistening, hair pulled back, sports bra, tight spandex...

*bakugou does not compute, I repeat bakugou CAN NOT COMPUTE.

*you stare at him and start to laugh.

*”oi” bakugou comes back to earth

*You giggle and ask again” I asked if you could hit 7 for me”

*bakugou stumbles mentally,’ who’s 7? I won’t just hit em, I’ll roast em alive...’

*kirishima and sero look concerned but kiri is the ultimate wing man and hits the 7 button as the doors close and they ascend. except for poor boom boom, he’s ascending in a whole other manor.

*he’s currently screaming in his head so loud.

*bakugou silently vows to never smoke weed again.

*everyone making light conversation as bakugou struggles to overcome... himself

*”oh bakugou I got my schedule changed, I’m in studies 101 for first course, aren’t you in that class too? Maybe we can walk together tomorrow?”

*maybe it was the fantastic workout but you’re a bold babe, what can he say besides yes?

*”whatever, Just text me..” just text me? #bakugouinternalfacepalm

*you smile and tell him okay, the door opens and before you step out you reach into your bag and pull out your spray bottle and give 3 spritzs in the elevator not directly hitting the guys.

*”sorry you guys Wreak” You say with a wave and walk out

*mmmmm watching you walk away was nice

*bakugou smelt like you and it made him melt.

*not only was he impossibly teased the entire time the guys were out.

*a cellphone pinged and all boys checked theirs, bakugou’s being the one who’s phone had lit up.

*“Text from (y/n) -Hey! Meet me down in the lobby tomorrow let’s say 7? Sorry, it’s early but I’m going to need some coffee before school =p”

*and just like that, he had a chance to grab coffee with you tomorrow.

*Bakugou wore his trademark ‘Eat Shit’ Grin and felt his confidence spike.