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ratatatastic · 1 day ago

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roddy finally his achieving his ultimate honourary finn dream is not something i expected to walk into today but there have been stranger things

utter pure unbridled delight versus the ever dawning horror that he is in fact the father of that weird child and he doesnt know if he should be flattered or run for the hills patent pending give him a few seconds to catch up

#hes buffering hes still processing it #IM CRYING THE FUCKING PAUSEEEEEE #THE FUCKING SECOND IT HIT HIM HE STARTED NERVOUSLY LAUGHING #MIKKSY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A SMALL BRUNETTE ATTACHES TO YOU. IT HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIMEEEEEE DONT YOU SEEEE #tall cyptid who just wants to hide in the forest is a weird girl magnet. which tracks extensively of what my friend group was and IS like #unfortunate pattern that is hard to break out of #LUOSTY AND LUNDY SO TERRIBLY AMUSED AT THE HAPPENINGS HELP MEEEE #finland trip after this GOES SO CRAZYYYY #saw their love child and went on a honeymoon... i see...#mikksy already starting his nervous habit of touching his face #OH I KNOW THOSE EARS ARE HOTTER THAN RADIATORS RIGHT NOW #im sorry if my workplace made a fanon love child of me and the coworker i have a dubious relationship with and showed it to everyone #and then proceeded to film my reaction id just quit on the spot and just walk into the swamp never to be seen again #LIKE NOOOOO YOU ARE NOT DOING THAT #weird humiliation pr tactic id cry #everyday i dont write that mikksyroddy idea i mused about is another day roddy is my personal hatman i see in the night #i think i might be assassinated soon #oh well

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