#and then met my bf smfh

[bi-culture-is]

Bi culture is feeling like a fake because you never actually dated anyone 😭

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[archifists]

do it for raminn, you horrible goblin

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1. Who's the one who's reckless and always getting into trouble while the other gotta pull em out: why does ramona get into so many fights. why is she so fight-y. dewey can’t fight. dewey is afraid.

2. Who's the one to send the other "I love my gf/bf" memes: they both do, but dewey might do it more often.

3. Who's the one who listens to a music genre the other doesn't like and how does the other react: ramona is into like? k-pop and stuff like that. dewey is into one (1) genre and it is Not That, but he deals with it. even listens to it on his own accord sometimes, too ( but don’t tell ramona that ).

4. Which one spoils the other more and do they ever get competitive to show the other more love: dewey tries to spoil her sometimes, because now he has the money to be able to. it gets a little competitive but nothing too extreme.

5. How many years did it take to get married or was it just not for them: they were engaged a year or two after they started dating. the actual wedding came about a year or so later.

6. What was their wedding like: very pink and flowery ( which dewey found way too hilarious ). he let ramona really plan the whole thing, so.

7. Is their friends/family supportive: ramona’s friends are pretty supportive ( even wallace --- shocking, i know ). the schneebly family is also supportive, mostly because dewey is actually leaving them alone now.

8. How does one comfort the other when the other is in distress/having a panic attack/crying: dewey doesn’t really have panic attacks or anything like that, and he has absolutely no idea how to help ramona with stuff like that.

9. Which one dissociates: it’s ramona. dewey is pretty neurotypical.

10. Which one stares at the other's booty like "damn" and how does the other react when catching them: they both do this and they both know.

11. When they live together what kinda place do they live in? What does their home look like?: they live in a decent-sized apartment at first, but probably move into a bigger place later on in life. their place is always very messy, instruments and records and clothes everywhere.

12. What do their dates look like: they’re pretty chill? sometimes it’s dinner, sometimes it’s a movie date, etc.

13. How does each act when getting drunk: dewey gets loud(er) and obnoxious, and I’m not really sure for ramona.

14. Which one rolls over in the morning to wake up the other one just to give kiss them: they would both do this, but ramona would probably do it a bit more often ( only because dewey doesn’t wanna wake her, she’s so cute when she’s sleeping ).

15. Have they saved each other's lives before: if you wanna get deep, they probably saved each other when they met. if you don’t wanna get deep, then nope, they have not.

16. Does one have an interest the other think is weird but wants to listen to it regardless: dewey has this insane fascination with all things classic rock, I think ramona just deals with it at this point.

17. Which one uses cropped hentai as reaction images: ramona does and dewey is always confused.

18. Does one of them kinkshame the other: not really? if anyone is being kinkshamed, dewey is doing it to ramona.

19. Is one of them self conscious about their body? If so how does the other comfort them: ehhh, they’re both pretty okay with their appearances? dewey isn’t sure how to even comfort ramona if she wasn’t tbqh.

20. Say they were cuddling on the bed while listening to record player playing the background. Which song is playing?: mmmm your guess is as good as mine ( some kinda classic rock shit, but Who Knows really ).

21. What is their song? Like the song that gives them overwhelming feelings?: they don’t really have a song, but I would say it’s jackie & wilson by hozier.

22. What song do they listen to while going on a joyride: again, any classic rock would do.

23. What kinda joyrides do they go on? Relaxing ones or wild ones?: can it be called ‘wild’ if it’s just dewey being a reckless driver, because...

24. Where would they vacation for a honeymoon: ramona would probably choose japan, and dewey would be fine with that.

25. Do people ever get annoyed of their pda: probably, they’re pretty obnoxious with it.

26. Would they live in the city or the country: dewey is a city boy, I think anything else would drive him crazy tbh.

27. Which ones the red which ones the blue: ramona is probably blue, dewey is a dirty red.

28. Are either of them mentally ill, if so how do they help one another cope: ramona has some Issues (tm) and let me reiterate, dewey has absolutely no idea how to help. with anything, ever. 

29. Does one have a spot on them where they would melt when the other kisses them there: don’t tell ramona, but dewey is a Soft Boy who would melt with like, forehead kisses.

30. Do they dance together: yes but they are Not Good at it.

31. Do they sing together: all the time. dewey is actually a pretty decent singer, though, so there’s that.

32. Which one is better at cooking than the other and makes most the dinners: dewey doesn’t cook. his diet consists of takeout, pizza, and fast food exclusively unless ramona cooks for him.

34. Are they a reckless couple or safe: dewey, again, is a Soft Boy, who tries his best to Stay Safe.

35. What be they kinks and do they try each other's kinks: dewey is pretty vanilla in every aspect of his life, so if anyone is kinky here it’s ramona ( but he will absolutely try anything for her, smfh ).

36. What would their valentines gifts be to each other: probably something sweet for ramona, like jewelry or something. she gets dew like, records or something.

37. Do they get into fights often? If so what do they fight over and how do they make up?: they never get into physical fights. they might argue, but it’s never over anything too big --- they’re pretty good about communication, so they have civil ‘arguments’ a lot.

38. Which ones top, bottom, verse: ramona is a scary lady and dewey will let her take charge of anything ever ( unless she wants him to, which is still fine with him ).

39. What kinda sex they be having (gentle rough whatever): they don’t have rough sex because it would probably freak dewey out. it’s usually very soft and gentle.

40. Who would fight in honor for the other if someone would insult them: ramona flowers would kill for dewey finn. dewey...can’t fight but he will try if he really has to.

41. Which one has a favorite movie that they have the other watch with them again and again: I could go meta here and say ‘ha dewey loves school of rock’ or ‘ha ramona loves scott pilgrim’ but y’know, I won’t. dew doesn’t really have a Favorite movie, ramona’s would probably be some disney movie or something.

42. How would one react if the other was to die: they would both be devastated, it’d be bad.

43. Who dies first: probably ramona. I don’t know why, but probably her.

44. Do they want kids: they do. they’re probably going to adopt later on in life, since ramona can’t have kids of her own.

45. How would they spend their last moments together: crying, probably.

[lifegodherself-blog]

B&BIGFATZ

So im at a 12 body count and proud . im 21 & cute AF so it could be worse lol.anyyyyway i met a guy on instagram like a month ago tht actually feels like 2 weeks ago tbh. but we were talking everyday and then shit got fucked up. first of all this nigga only wanted to fck the shit out of my face and thts a hugeeee problem for me. i mean dont get me wrong i enjoyed pleasuring him but i needed more than a few strokes and finger action . his dick was little and off bucks i thought i had this one in the bag because his dick is so little idk where tf these lil dick niggas get off thinking they have the equal rights as big dick niggas do......smfh the reason why im so upset is because i actually feel in love with the "idea" of he and i becoming an us,Ive been a sex symbol my wholelife and i wanna be taken a bit more seriously i ultimatly have no one to blame but my gotdamn self so thts wht im doin right now i dont regret meeting him i jus regret actually liking him cus i cant stop thinking about him and checkin my phone to see if "my instagram bf" textd me bck yet.but anywho.....im off my period and wanna chill with this guy named b tht ive had a crush on since i was a little girl he dont really fuck with me but he fuck wit me its weird i think with niggas its like they dont wanna disrespect me because im too humble and nobody can live with tht on their conscience and then im pretty with a pussy so its like they dont wanna pass me by but i be playin for keeps and all the ones ive met dont kno wht to do with tht