#and then megatron amd aziraphale sneak out to go for energon and sushi respectively

[rhianwen24601]

Good Omens AU where everything else is the same, but the Metatron is now played by a 35 ft robot who sometimes turns into a gun.

Aziraphale: Oh, my! Aren't you tall! Listen, have you seen the Metatron?

Megatron, cackling evilly: Briefly. *lifts his foot to reveal a smear of Metatron* I have defeated the old man fairly--

Soundwave: Accidentally.

Megatron: --and now all of your Energon is mine for the taking!

Aziraphale: Ah. Well, you see, I'm not entirely certain what...Energon? Am I saying that correctly? Now, I'm not entirely sure what Energon is, exactly, but I am quite certain that we don't have any up here.

Megatron: ....................I have regrets.

Aziraphale: *tries to pat Megatron sympathetically on the shoulder, ends up sort of awkwardly tapping his shin* Yes, well, don't we all?

Starscream (who is also there for some reason): I think I should be the voice of God!

(I forgot to mention before, Aziraphale 1000% refers to them as Mr. Tron, Mr. Wave, and Mr. Scream.)