#and then liiiiike~ everyone in the film just Ignores She’s Engaged because Chemistry~ TM | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

void-tiger · 2 years ago

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Soo The Christmas Diary or whatever it’s called kiinda sucked. Y’know all the posts about Halmark Movies TM? Yeah. Kinda that. Only thing missing was Fiance is actually really nice, Romo Lead isn’t a lumberjack, and instead of Smalltownsville it’s Reunion Roadtrips.

BLEH.

#and he knew she was engaged!! from the start!!#he still went to try and kiss her. his DOG interrupted that one Before chasing a rabbit #and then liiiiike~ everyone in the film just Ignores She’s Engaged because Chemistry~ TM #like. Only One Bed? buddy you should’ve slept on the floor #vs continuing to press her boundaries when she’s Sexually Attracted BUT In A Commited Relationship #buuuut no. they fucking cheat.#she leaves before he wakes. and never meets her birthmom #y’know. the whole reason they’re even on Road Trip. HE does.#and then proceeds to blow up her phone then Stalks Her To Her Family Home On Christmas #and…this is supposed to be Rrrromantic?? because…he’s attractive and a best selling novelist??#and… ‘ohh he fiiiinallyyy got over his intimacy issues For Her Only!’#fuuuck that. he needs therapy.#so does she #god that poor fiance #like yeah the compatibility issues and her using him being Dull as a security blanket were obvious #but like…don’t fucking cheat?!?#cheating and not respecting boundaries is honestly? FUCK y’all and FUCK your mutual pining #GROW UP.

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