#and then it gets silly bc oro can't stop poking fun at jiraiya for repeatedly guessing wrong about which student would change the world

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love it! in my initial final boss konan concept, she made use of the infinite tsukuyomi to force the five great nations to experience what they put ame and the other smaller nations through (since surely Everybody Dreams Nice Forever can't be the only use for it?? since the regular tsukuyomi is used for. uh. torture????) but i actually think yours is better since mine is much more vengeful than practical

OH BUT IDEA

instead of naruto talk no jutsu-ing her, it's sasuke! it's not even on purpose, it's bc she's basically the first person to say "wow konoha did what? yeah that's fucked good luck killing those fuckers lmk if u need a hand" without any interest in manipulating him, so he's suddenly much more ok with hearing her side of things.

meanwhile sakura is also hearing this for the first time (since. nobody in canon ever bothered to let her in on it), and instead of naruto and sasuke duking it out unnecessarily it's naruto and sakura (kurama is either no longer in naruto or straight-up refuses to get involved in this nonsense) bc as much as they care about each other they both have a lot of unresolved bs to deal with and they just whale on each other until either sai or someone makes them stop or them both are just crying too much to keep going

the student of jiraiya who brought great change isn't naruto or nagato but konan, and while jiraiya's teachings did indeed influence that, it was ultimately someone almost completely unconnected to jiraiya at all who became the true catalyst (orochimaru finds this hilarious btw)

she has no canon height so i've decided that kaguya is seven feet tall minimum. will not be listening to objections on this