#and then imma be done🙏🙏🎉

[lovelyfaustus]

here's some more hcs about claude (my babygirl)

claude faustus x modern! reader hcs (platonic)

basically the setting is u somehow ending up at alois' place n chillin like a villain named dylan and also befriending claude 🎉 imma sneak in some alois hcs as well🙏

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🕷️when you first showed up, claude honestly had no real opinion of you, just that you looked odd and very out of place (who are you???? what??)

🕷️after alois let you reside with them, claude's interest in you would only grow

-who are you? where did you come from? why are you here? what even.....???

🕷️claude would lie and say alois ordered him to come find you and ask some questions, such as your name, your age, why you look so....weird (fashion and perhaps makeup-wise), and how you ended up at the trancy estate

- alois asked you all that shiz when you first pulled up, claude will just say alois forgot or something

🕷️eventually you would end up saying you were from the 21st century, and he would look at you and think.."what"

-i mean if you got hoodies and sweatpants and sneakers, it wouldn't be hard to believe that you were not from the 19th century.

🕷️fast forward some few months after getting to know you a little more, you would find some way of getting your phone to work in alois' mansion

🕷️if you played some music out loud, claude would be curious, asking you what the song is about or how humanity has crashed so hard that it considered "that" music (only bc it's significantly different than the Victorian era)

🕷️claude would like hozier, dodie, some pierce the veil and get scared

🕷️he won't really like taylor swift much, but he can admit he may slightly enjoy some of her songs, especially the lyricism, but only a little 😉

🦋alois would absolutely fucking LOVE upbeat, 21st century music. like the kinda stuff that trends on tiktok these days

🦋he would also wanna play dress up with some of your clothes, because in his eyes, they are bizarre costumes (they look weird as hell to him)

🦋you would invite him to some karaoke type stuff and he would go all out, especially on songs that are suggestive (claude would sigh, what have you done to alois)

🕷️claude would consider you tolerable, but actually he does enjoy your company; it's new and it brings some sort of excitement to his long, boring life

🦋alois prolly forgot all about claude besides demanding him to do things or bring things for both of you. you're his best friend now, good luck🙏

[death-in-a-handbasket]

*confetti canon* YEAH ITS DADDYS BIRTHDAY WAHOOO!!!! 🎉🎉🎊🎊

Man time to celebrate this man's birthday the right way, he's gonna get his glizzy goobered on frfr I'll give him the birthday head he deserves 💯 😤 👌

Aight, for such an important occasion, imma drop a lil headcanon I thought of at work. I'd like to imagine this mf never once cared nor celebrated his birthday. To him, it's another day of the year, and why would he celebrate another year of being on this planet with the common folks who lack intelligence? He just never cared... until let's say you came around and started celebrating it. You celebrate his birthday by spoiling him and worshipping him just because it's his birthday, he may learn to enjoy it. All your attention is on him and your priority is to make him happy, i feel like he's not gonna give that up or tell you no. I mean, how could he say no to his favorite doll wanting to treat him? You give him your absolute attention all day? You make plans just for him? You gift him things and arrange things specifically for him? You dress up to his liking just to see him get worked up? You just make a whole day literally dedicated to his exact existence and put him on a pedestal of importance that no one else has ever done? Dude will have the absolute ego trip of his life, no shame at all because bitch, it's his birthday. Will sit back with his hands behind his head like "aight shawty, do your thing." And he'd absolutely be smug about it too.

And, of course, I must mention the birthday sexy fun times. Birthday smash? Just because it's his birthday? Hot dog! Sign him the fuck up. He can't say no to coochie being thrown at his feet just because it's his birthday. Even better if you completely submit to his wants and needs simply because, once again, its his birthday. And that's just it. Give this man the best day ever and he might actually start to look forward to this one day of the year (not to mention its close to Christmas, so double celebration wahoo lucky bastard ngl)

So to sum up this paper. I think he'd never care for his birthday until you give him a reason to care for his birthday. Getting him a birthday tiara and his birthday spanks ready. Cheers mate 👍 🍻 (Let's show up outside his door dressed as a mariachi band)

YOOOO FUCK YEAH ACTUALLY

I bet his birthday was never celebrated growing up nor would he want to celebrate himself, but HOOOO the minute he gets some cutie crawling into his lap in a skimpy dress just because it’s his birthday???? oh dude it’ll only get better from there, not only just the rad sex but also someone remembers him? remembers his interests?? wants to buy things for him that he’ll like and treat him like he’s human???? oh my GOD it’s a game changer dude

I bet he fucks extra good that day too once it gets associated with something good for once, it’s a treat for him but holy shit are you getting the railing of your life amen amen 🙏 fantastic takes as always from you broski

anyways happy birf to this fucker I am gift wrapping myself and placing myself under the tree for him

[mlynnuwu]

It's my first time writing in Tumblr so excuse me😼😼😼

Surprise guest from another another world Σ(゜゜)

"Ugh..." The raven haired female groan as her eyes adjust to the wooden wall in front of her, "do you mind not moving too much? There's not really much room here y'know🙄🙄".

"Mornin to you too rose" M said as rose giggled.

"Anyway did we get buried alive or sumn? Cause I'm pretty sure we in a coffin rn" rose said as she trace her finger along the coffin.

"I hope not, I'm feeling a little claustrophobic"

"Ho ho ho"

"ÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃ-"

Both of the girls laughed but soon stopped when they heard a noise outside the coffin.

"AAAA! You ain't supposed to be awake!" A certain annoying voice said.

"A talking...weasel?!" A disoriented voice said.

M realized instantly who those voice belongs to "god god please tell me that we got transported into twst, I'm begging you 😭😭🙏🙏 don't let this be a dream" M said as she started praying.

"OW!" M rubbed her cheek that's been pinch by the pink head "YES WE ARE IN TWISTED WONDERLAND!!" rose cheered 🎉🎉🎉.

Soon they heard footsteps running out of the room "this is the part where the mc ran outside, let's follow em" M said.

"Hmm why tho?" Rose said, "eh I just think it'll be kinda awkward when we meet the dorm leaders, and also I wanna try to stay close to the main story as possible..." M paused for a minute "and you can meet crow bitch early 🥰🥰"

"Say less ✋" rose instantly replied.

"Imma kick this door 😼😼" M said as she prepared to make the most amazing and spectacular door coffin kicking there is.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*.・゜゜・⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚　˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

"Ok so we boutta go out there, act confused, and ask where we are, y'know what just follow my lead because I've been prepared for this😎😎" M said to rose as they hid behind the bookshelf to keep them from being seen by the Almighty twst MC, Yuu.

"Wow ur such in need of grass you even already imagine what you would do if we somehow got teleported here🤡🤡"

"🥲🥲"

"Uh...hey! Excuse me over there!" M said as she and rose came out of their hiding place, yuu turned around and their...well...uh face..? Made M and rose stopped their tracks for a second.

For explanation, I have drawn it

Basically yuu is just a blur to M and rose.

Hair, nose, ears, body, face, is all a blur except for their eyebrows and mouth.

While their voice is so disoriented, like the overblot but less scary and more combo of different human voices.

"Oh! uh me? Yes?" Yuu said as they point to themselves, "well you see we kinda don't know where we are and we're hoping YOU do?" M said with a lil innocent smile.

Then blah blah blah yuu also didn't know.

Grim showed up and "gimmie ur uniform u lil poopie human"

Crowley showed up.

Rose dies of hotness or sumn.

M is so done (lies).

And yuu is confused.

And they got dragged into the orientation.

Yuu is dormless (HA LOSER)

M in scarabia despite being magicless (which Crowley was like 😱😱😱😱 and kalim was like 😳😀😃)

Rose in octavinelle despite also being magicless ( Rose: AAAAAAAAAAAA. Octotrio: wtf-)

And everyone found out they're and girl or sumn and everyone was like ÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃÃ

Then fire.

THE BEAUTIFUL START OF AN AMAZING JOURNEY YEYY 🎉🎉🎉

And here's what M and Rose looks like if u didn't know 😼😼😼😼

[mo2k]

😊: You’re sweet. You’ve made me smile before. 🔪: I’d hate to get on your bad side. 🌄: GO TO BED. 💉: Talking to you or seeing you on my dash makes me feel better. 👒: You come off as very friendly! 🌃: I’d like to spend more time talking to you. 😇: Every single interaction we’ve had so far has been positive. 🐱: You’re cute‼︎ 🌱: I’d love to get to know you better. 😃: I love seeing you in my notifications! 😆: You’ve made me laugh out loud before. 😀: I would consider us friends. 🍳: This is an egg in a frying pan! 🎉: I get really happy when I see positive personal posts from you, even when I don’t fully understand the context! 😂: I’m comfortable around you. 🌙: You’re beautiful. 🍓: You remind me of someone… (PAIMON) 🍉: I wish we lived closer to each other. 💕: I love you‼︎ 🌄: GO TO BED.

I hope I ain't too late sissy 💖

i literally almost squeak when i see ur ask- OMG SIS ILY!!!! <3333

1 : aww sis please you're just as sweet! + i swear you make me smile almost every time i see u 🥺💕

2 : you better be... /jk 🤡😂

3 : *pouts* b-but nooooooooo-

4 : same here mwah 😘

5 : ty! u too sis! <3

6 : i'll be sure to drop in ur inbox soon 🤧💕 (prolly continue our convo, yes it's not done yet mwah ha ha ha- sorry pls just ignore-)

7 & 8 : ur so sweet sis imma cry 😭🙏✨

9 & 10 : me too!

11 : i have? oh well it's such an honour- same here actually!

12 : yessssss (and also another of my gossip buddies whoops shhhh 😗🤫)

13 : aha... ya want some fried eggs? 🧐

14 : bahahaha this one cracks me up, thx sis 'm glad 🤣🤣🤣

15 & 16 : likewise 🥺♥️

17 : ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) uhm excuse me? i don't wanna be an emergency food spare me pls? /just kidding LMAO XDDD

18 : ikr? like pls- me too 😭💗

19 : awww ily more <3333

20 : not the double asdfghjkl- my mum just commented how i sleep extra late lately, and in consequence i woke up late, too 😅😀 so gotta speed the bedtime up- it turned back to normal now, otherwise i'd missed my class- but i still wanna go back to sleep tho 🥱😴

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