#and then im just gonna fuckin reload AGAIN do mythal again and never fucking do anything else

[forthegamesmyguy]

oh my GOD. I just did the thing I absolutely never wanted to do and I said I'd fight Solas and THATS THE WAY THAT ENDS??????? ARE YOU JOKING

bro, whose ENTIRE kit that you've seen thus far has been ICE based spells, and who has otherwise HIGHLY favoured the tactic of, ya know, PETRIFYING people............. ......... ......... just stands there. he says to rook "you can't beat me alone lol" and it's like he HAS EYES he can SEE the fucking two people that are right here with me! and he earlier was gassing us up going on and on like oh *I* could never do this !!! I don't have a team, but YOU guys are sooo amazing and cool and badass bc you're together!!! you can win!! .... .... .... .... ......... ........ ........... ................ like blood magic on rook or not, we have seen him fucking petrify people in every instance he shows up!!! EXCEPT this one LOL. bc then he can't go "you can't beat me alone lol" and then instead get his ass beat by all the stupid little Found Family Friends that jump him that he for some reason is completely now not aware of.......right.

not to mention, he's alone bc the writing demanded it. agents of Fen'Harel whomst, idk her. elves on his side, nah. spirits, never. nobody like this fuckin guy, nobody would ever fight alongside or for him!!!! definitely not the people we already said were doing that lol

and you honestly. you literally. I mean you for real have his final words be fuck mortals they're stupid and "I am a god" . . . but again, any people who may have ACTUALLY seen him that way, bc girl idk how to tell you this but no he doesn't feel that way about himself even if he's the last evanuris, and one might expect to idk faithfully dutifully and even blindly follow him into whatever plans he has...yeah those people dont exist. so he's just some arrogant asshole that apparently you were totally right about !!! yeah! he fuckin sucks totally and completely and all he ever cared about was being right and being worshipped for it !!!!! also he's the most careless and stupid Trickster God you've ever seen and he is easily fooled and also he is simultaneously too moral and good to execute any of your crew that might interfere with his plans that he is so evil and conniving about even though they are right there and interfering with his big bad evil guy plans but he is still pure evil and must die. you know him so well