#and then i’m going to follow it up with ‘btw yall still naruto run and do bottle flipping right?’

[world-class-curiosity]

ok so usually i’m not like the biggest fan of thanksgiving. like hooray food and stuff but it’s just never been my favorite holiday (also there’s the. Questionable. origins of it but perhaps i am just the friend who’s too woke). however, this year, we are going to a family friend’s house and i am very excited for one very specific reason. our family friend’s daughter has recently taken to calling all people older than her “cringe.”

and i cannot wait to prove her right. i am going to be the cringiest person at that dinner. the minute she calls me cringe, i am going to say “i am cringe, but i am free” and then tell her “skibidi omega rizz” and watch her reality shatter in front of her. as someone who had to deal with the mortifying experience of their mother dabbing in 2016, i know exactly the emotions she will feel and i cannot wait.