#and then i went home
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athousandsuns2010 · 5 months ago
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me and my manager are the exact same personality type. lets hope that works for us rather than against us 🤞
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swamp-chicken · 1 year ago
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me at the park: hmmm i wonder why its so dark outside doesnt the sun set much later? my phone: severe thunderstorm warning (6). lightning strike near you. lightning strike near you. you are going to die
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cetoddle-archive · 2 years ago
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girl it’s storming !!
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cartoonsinthemorning · 7 months ago
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
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idoodlestuffsometimes · 6 months ago
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
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soulswordlesbian · 23 days ago
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that david shrigley lino print made me feeel things
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hansoeii · 1 year ago
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we go just right.
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a-luran · 9 months ago
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When Sam Fender said ‘I was far to scared to hit him, but I would hit him in a heartbeat now’ I felt that
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dcxdpdabbles · 1 month ago
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Teacher: Class, we have a new student joining us today. Danny, could you tell us a little about yourself? Danny, standing up: Ugh, okay. My name is Danny Fenton. I'm from Amity Park, Illinois. I moved to Gotham with my siblings. Teacher: That's lovely, Danny. Do you have any hobbies? Danny: I like to stargaze, but it's tricky here in Gotham to see them. Teacher waiting for more: *Stare* Classroom: *stare* Danny panics as the class stares at him. I also really liked helping Dan with his experiments. Teacher: Who's Dan? Danny: He's my eldest brother. He got a job at Wayne Labs three months ago, so we moved. Classmate: What kind of experiments do you guys do? Danny: Dan's a chemist. He likes to create antidotes to various poisons or toxic substances. Last month, he made the new Anti-Fear Gass Antidote! Classmate: *scoff* Yeah, right, and I'm the tooth fairy Classroom: *laughs* Teacher: Alright, everyone, settle down. Danny, welcome to Gotham, but you should be careful with your fibs. They can be dangerous in this city. Danny: I'm not lying. Teacher: Of course not. Everyone turn to pages three and twelve in your math textbooks- Danny, please sit down. Danny: *sits* It wasn't a lie Damian: I believe you. Danny: Really? Damian: Yes, my Father signs Dan Fenton's paychecks. Danny: Oh, does he work at Wayne Labs, too? Damian: .....In a way. Would you happen to know who I am? Danny: Damian Al Ghul. I heard you tell the teacher you prefer that name. Damian: .....Yes. Your pronunciation of my last is perfect. Most people claim it's too hard. Danny shrugs: If I can learn to pronounce Obi-Wan Kenobi, I can learn how to say your last name. Most people are just rude. Damian, under his breath: Is this the rush Mother felt when she found her Beloved? Danny: What? I'm sorry I didn't catch that Damian: Do not worry about it. Merely know that you belong to me now Danny: Like a friend? Damian:.....In a way. Danny: Cool :D
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burnt-breadtoast · 1 month ago
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The drive home
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nouverx · 9 months ago
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*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*
Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)
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sleepysebris · 1 year ago
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:) 🖤
@mlsecretsanta gift for @thequeenofspace! happy belated holidays and apologies for the delay, had a serious family emergency followed by sickness! I had so much fun making this though, was so excited to finally draw these two 🖤 hope you enjoy!!!
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ginumo · 7 months ago
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OKAY FINE THEY GOT ME TOO.
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consistencyofgogurt · 1 year ago
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me, walking into work today: rumors of my death via mushroom have been greatly exaggerated
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illusioncanthurtme--art · 1 month ago
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burquillos · 3 months ago
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Day 7: Biggest Fans!
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