#and then i remembered u DIDNT write smut and then went WAIT 😀 SEX 😀

[hyuckworld]

hi manc

OKAY SO FSCREAMMM i’m stupid i thought this was a teaser for the longest time so i just waited for it to be published and then i was like wow manxs teaser has a lot of notes haha wow manx got all the warnings ready haha wow wait haha wow it’s the whole fic nvm but yayy 😄👏 wait this makes sm more sense bc your asks ok , maybe i’m just stupid

btw i write these out as i read so if u see my thought process going like 10 different directions at once it’s bc im saying smthn and then realizing smthn and then reading and then having an epiphany and it’s just a mental breakdown ok ok anyways r

but yayyy thank u for satiating my thirst for more svt fics 😀😀 and loser!sol who can’t fight!! WOO 🥳

omg had a whole moment of dissociating from reality when mc got punched bc it reminded me of when that homeless man punched me in the face out of nowhere 💔

also maynx why are you so good at describing action scenes 🤚 i shouldn’t be surprised because rush and super exist BUT LIKE 😡 it feels so Real and just like the perfect words were just strung together to describe it so clearly yk that Perfect feeling like when ur mom asks u to turn on the lights and u turn on the right one btw my mom just told me to turn on the light and i got the wrong one but this made me feel like i didn’t get the wrong one Ha a ahagaha a a ha

also sol is such a sweetheart for returning the wallet even tho she decked him publicly LMAO my heart was screaming return it return it but my intrusive thoughts were telling sol to steal her credit card and run 🏃‍♂️

also GOD i love fics from the males pov idk why i just love seeing men be vulnerable ha ha men suffering 😹😹 AND SCREAMM HOW WILL SOL RECOVER FROM THIS ONE 🙏 it’s okay sol you will get your crumbs of pussy SOON

UHHNG GG T H ILL CRY MMMHMMM

H 💧💧💧💧💧 maayaaybrb of i learned d kickbbaozing then dsol will pnch me and fill knock him out and then we’llhave SEX

UGHG H GJ G H H H H H E WWA DHG

COULDNT EVEN PICK A PARAGRAPH IT WAS JUST K.O AAFTER K.O

AMNZ X MANXX D C IM BLOCKING YOU.

mannnnnn the cockblock right after 💀💀🤚 can’t blame her it’s the currymuncher commitment/trust issue package deal flaring up AND the daddy issues kicking in 😍 but why was sols response to that so cute w hello:((((4))4 f

manx stop writing scenes that make me dissociate and remember parts of my life that i try to forget bc this drunk scene is hitting too close to home ALSO THE SEXUAL TENSION AND ALMOST KISSES R KILLING ME PLEAS E E MY FACE IS LITERALLY GOING 😃😃😃😆😆😆😃😃😃😃😃😃😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

OHH H H HEYY 😀😀😀 I GET IT

i’m so smart i have the mind of a mastermind

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SCREAMM ITS OVER T I JUST READ THE SEX SCEEENE LIKE 😃😃😃😃💧💧💧💧 MAYNX THAT WAS GOO D SMUT 😁🙏 BUT W OWOWOW THAT WAS SO GOOD IM JUST SO ENAMORED BY THEIR DYNAMIC AND THEIR RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT LIKE TBH I DONT READ MUCH STRANGERS TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS THAT FLOW THAT GREAT BUT THIS WAS SO WELL PACED AND YUIGT YAYYYY 👏 your writing is always a lot in a little If That Makes Sense but <33 e e e sol and mc’s relationship wa s so cute even tho sol is still a loser who sucks at bar fights i’m still so )39(82&(!3’ euueueuuueueuu i’m upset t that was so cute and HOT like PHEW E THR FIGHTING SCENES AND WHEN SHE TAUGHT HIM TO FIGBT T 💔💧💧💧💧 #girlboss #ThankYouManx #FlyHighJaeminizm

by hook or by cross.

pairing — vernon x fem!reader

word count — 12.4k

genres — meet-ugly au inspired by #15 on this prompt list, kickboxing au (???), strangers to lovers, slowburn, fluff & angst, smut

warnings — blood and injury, some instances of swearing, explicit sexual content (feel free to skip), mentions of food, sour family relationships, also vernon is a major flirt so this is not for the faint-hearted

smut warnings — fingering, dirty talk, orgasm denial, protected sex (don’t be silly, wrap up ur willy), the works. look i’m trying ok

summary — so you punched a guy, and now he wants you to teach him how to fight, because clearly, you know how to do it better. well, fine, you say. as long as he keeps his distance. (spoiler alert: he doesn’t.)

note — happy birthday to the absolute love of my life, because it’s still the 18th here and yes this was written especially in honor of vernon day. i came up with this haphazard plot last-minute, but grew attached to these characters in record time. also this is my first time writing smut (technically second but we don’t speak of the first one) so please go easy on me! and enjoy the product of my blood, sweat and tears :D

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Picture this.

It’s a chilly Sunday night, and you’re free for the first time in the entire week. But instead of being allowed to catch up on your favorite show in the warm comfort of your home, you’ve been dragged out to a hole-in-the-wall bar with drinks strong enough to knock you out with a single glass, and you’ve been forced into the role of designated driver.

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