#and then i had a post migraine burrito

[miyku]

[burned-out-baddie]

100 Days of Productivity: Day 16/100

I’ve been getting migraines so I got this cooling mask and they work like magic.

Productive:

Attended Chemistry lecture

Attended Chemistry lab

Worked on pre-lab and post-lab for Chemistry

Attended Pre-Calculus lecture

Re wrote last classes Chemistry notes

Took a Biology quiz

Organized my notebooks

Self Care:

got a burrito the size of my forearm :0

had a bath

song of the day: Graceland Too - Phoebe Bridgers

[bardic-inspo]

Medical CW

(Sorry for so much personal posting lately, it has been cathartic for me. Please feel free to scroll on by 💜)

Good news: The N.P. was great and all my worrying about not being taken seriously enough/ being brushed off/having to advocate hard for myself was for not. She listened, she sympathized, she understood very keenly where I'm at. We're pursuing multiple options at once and she's very available for any questions.

Not as good news: Endometriosis is now definitely the primary suspect and also can be incredibly hard to diagnose. I have a surgery consult scheduled for 4/16. I'm supposed to go to Japan near the end of May, so I'm a little nervous about how actual surgery (exploratory laparoscopy) is going to have to land timing wise. We're gonna try a progesterone-only BC pill in the meantime. I can't take anything with estrogen (I have migraines with auras) so that does limit the available options. And some folks with endo have multiple surgeries before they find it. If they do find and treat it, it can (and likely will) still reoccur at some point.

And the fertility implications are weighing real heavy on my mind. This is ultimately the result I wanted from the appointment today. I just wish I had a different body. And I've just been making sloppy, little mistakes at work because my mind is just elsewhere and I wanna blanket burrito until life just. Works itself out. 😶

[imtrashraccoon]

Edit: I wrote this on January 8, but kept it my drafts to avoid spoilers for Have Some Empathy, Dear.

Got my first migraine of the year recently and it gave me the idea to write some headcanons down for the boys that I have written for and plan on posting/have posted for. Some of these are more specific than others and generally take place in their respective stories if that makes sense.

The Ones You've Met

My UF!Papyrus aka Edge:

He got home to find you sitting at the kitchen table with your head in your hands. He realizes there's something wrong immediately and when you tell him you're suffering from a migraine, he wants to help.

Only problem is he isn't sure what to do exactly. He knows how bad migraines can be as he's both experienced them and helped his brother deal with them firsthand. He just doesn't know where to start to help you, especially if you're a human as your anatomy is far different from his own.

Fortunately for you, he knows healing magic and is quite talented. You're in good hands with him, literally. (He might even be mildly amused if you point that out.) Depending on the severity of your migraine, his magic may not be able to fully make the pain go away, but it's enough of a relief to make a difference.

He'll offer whatever else he can afterwards like pain meds, tea, a hot bean bag or an ice pack if you prefer, but most importantly, he'll offer cuddles. He doesn't get a ton of down time in general but he's quite happy to just lay on the couch or in bed and hold you close until you do feel better.

My Horror Sans aka Baston:

Your seasonal allergies were acting up and in combination with probably smacking your head recently, you ended up with a migraine. Baston only needed to take a look at you to determine that you were in pain and he was by your side instantly.

He knows loads of homemade pain relief treatments from personal experience and what his brother, Hemlock, has studied. He'll get you situated with a mug of some strong but surprisingly not awful tasting herbal tea in no time. He'll probably even let you lay down in his own bed for a while if you're over at his place.

If you fall asleep, you'll probably wake up to him sitting next to you, gently playing with your hair. If you're still not feeling 100%, he'll try something else but if he isn't needed elsewhere, he'll be staying nearby for a while, just in case.

My Post-Echotale G!Sans aka G:

He travels a lot so it was likely sheer coincidence that he found you while you were suffering from a migraine. Maybe he had to actually go to your house as you weren't at any of your other meeting spots. He's quick to grow serious when he sees how bad you feel too.

While he's often a bit standoffish or casually flirty, G is also surprisingly tender when he wants to be. He'll check if you've already taken pain meds yet and help with that if you want to. Beyond that, he isn't sure what else he can do for you.

Unless you give him ideas, he'll probably just resort to trying to make you comfortable and relaxed. You are getting wrapped up in a blanket burrito and he will hold you as close as you want for however long it takes for your migraine to go away. He'll even lightly massage your head and gently play with your hair until you fall asleep.

He'll likely still be there when you eventually wake up too. You might even catch him in a contemplative mood before he realizes you woke up. He spends a good deal of time thinking about the past and the future which can put him in slightly negative moods, but he's quick to hide this around others. He's willing to talk if you're feeling up to it at least, although you'll have to convince him that you're feeling fine again first.

Lord Nightmare:

He knew something was bothering you from across the castle as he could feel your negative emotions brought on by the intense pain. He found you tossing and turning in your bed as you couldn't find a comfortable position with how bad your migraine was.

He doesn't have a lot of experience actually caring for people but he cares a lot for you and hates seeing you in pain like this. He always spares no expense when you're sick or injured and now is no different. He'll personally go get medication to relieve your pain and tell the boys to leave you alone for the rest of the day.

He'll stay by your side while you take your medication and if you don't mind, he'll gladly siphon off the negative emotions you're experiencing and calm you down with his magic. He'll cuddle you even if you aren't really in the mood as he just wants you to feel better and can't do much more in the moment. The plus side is that his tentacles are soft and cool to the touch which is rather soothing for your poor head.

You aren't leaving your room until he's positive (heh) you're feeling better. Even if you insist otherwise, he'll keep snuggling you just to make sure you'll be okay. He means well of course, but he's also rather possessive of you and since the boys can't bother you right now, he might as well give you as much affection as he can. (The boys will likely be desperate to find out if you're alright once you are released so you're going to be doted on for a while afterwards.)

Note from Trash: I see Lord Nightmare as very similar to the Nightmare I wrote for "Have Some Empathy, Dear" so they'd likely act the same or similarly.

Horror Sans aka Axe:

You'd gotten home from work late as you'd had to stay until you'd finished up one final report that couldn't possibly wait until Monday. Axe had been incredibly worried something happened to you and was just about to go look for you himself when you returned. He knows you're not doing well before you even tell him and practically goes into mother hen mode.

If you can stomach food, he's making you something easy to consume that's so packed with healing magic, you'll almost be swimming in it. He'll also make you a tea and all but insist you go relax while waiting. He can't use much magic anymore but he can make great food at least so that's what he'll do.

He's had quite a bit of experience dealing with pain as he deals with it on a near daily basis. It especially hurts to see someone he counts as a friend, let alone you, in pain. He keeps a level head though and will do anything to help ease your pain.

He'll stay with you as long as physically possible just so that he can reassure you, and himself, that you'll be okay. He likes touching your hair and skin, although he is a bit worried he'll hurt you worse so he won't be giving you a massage. He will play with your hair though and stroke your scalp if you're okay with that.

Murder Sans aka Dust:

He was probably already dealing with a headache today (literal or metaphorical in the form of Killer lol) before he teleported to your place for a break. He can sympathize with your pain but he's not great at the whole caring thing.

You'll probably have to be Pain Pals together for a while, which isn't so bad actually once you get some medication or get comfy. Dust is a great cuddler although he isn't always in the mood. Lucky for you, he happens to like it when you touch him on his bad days.

He'll stay overnight if you let him and may even be there the next morning when you have to leave for work. You'll probably have to untangle yourself from his koala hug though, which could take awhile. Interestingly, he's even more mellow than usual in times like these, although he won't admit that your gentleness and affection are almost like drugs to him.

Killer Sans aka Killer:

He's also very bad at the whole empathy thing. He showed up and made loud noises while doing so until you angrily told him to shut up. He doesn't take your pain seriously at first and very likely finds it hilarious, as pain often is for him (usually other's pain though).

Once he realizes you aren't any fun in this state, he grows deathly serious though. He'll bring the entire contents of your medicine cabinet to you and steal all the blankets in your home just so he can build a blanket fort around your couch. He says little while setting everything up which is a little scary until he flashes you his trademark smile and forces you onto the couch if you aren't there already.

Unfortunately, he isn't going to leave you alone. Expect to be spooned and whispered to incessantly until you tell him to shut up again. He will, for a solid thirty seconds, when he can't handle not saying something stupid anymore. You either have two migraines to deal with now or a buddy who's doing his best to help distract you from it.

The Ones You Haven't Met, Yet...

Fractured Souls - My other Underfell AU:

My Other UF!Sans aka Crimson:

He hates ever seeing you in pain, whether it be emotionally or, as is the case this time, physically. He's a tough guy that had to grow up quickly in a rough world so he isn't the greatest at helping at first. He has the head knowledge on what to do but struggles with figuring out what order to do it in.

If you can stomach food, you are either getting some awesome leftovers of whatever Scar made recently or Crimson will make you something simple himself. If you're okay with taking pain meds, he'll make sure you take the correct amount and make you a golden flower tea as well.

He doesn't know what else he can do for you but will sit and give you all the cuddles you could ask for, if you're comfortable with that anyways. He's a big guy, so he gives great cuddles. You won't want for anything and all you have to do is ask if you do.

If your migraine goes away soon, he'll probably continue to dote on you for the rest of the day. You aren't doing any chores or even lifting a finger on his watch. He will call you out if you force yourself to do anything strenuous too.

My Other UF!Papyrus aka Scar:

Unfortunately for you, he doesn't notice you're in serious pain until he actually stops whatever he was doing and takes a good look at you. When he realizes how awful you're doing though, he's dropping everything to take care of you and if you feel guilty for bothering him, he'll insist your health is more important. You're weaker and more prone to sicknesses than he is afterall. He doesn't mean to be harsh or anything, that's just how he is.

He will make you some soup or a golden flower tea if you'd rather that. Otherwise, you are getting sent to your room and under strict bed rest for the rest of the day. None of his other brothers are permitted to disturb you either. Scar will make sure you have anything you need throughout the day like medications or a hot or cold pack for your head.

He checks in on you every few hours but carries on with his responsibilities otherwise. If you're doing especially bad or if you ask him to, he will concede and stay with you for a while. He has a real soft spot for you afterall and he hates seeing you sad.

It'll be back to business as usual the next day though. So good luck getting out of any chores because he'll send you right back to bed if he thinks you still have a migraine. He's a bit cold that way but he means well.

My Other UF!Gaster aka Vermillion:

He takes an even more clinical approach than Scar would and let's be honest, you only came to him for help because his younger brothers were too busy. He cares a lot about you, maybe not as much as Crimson does, but he does in his own way.

Vermilion knows many ways to make you feel better and will suggest multiple options for you to choose from. He'll make sure you get the exact dosage of medication and give it to you at the correct times if you need more. He'll make sure his brothers are quiet when they do find out about your migraine, but won't interfere if they also want to help.

You'll probably wake up to find him sitting next to your bed watching you fondly or holding your hand in his much larger one. You're such a small human compared to him and his brothers and he finds you absolutely fascinating. Fine, he was also watching you to make sure you would be okay while you slept. No, it's not strange, it's called putting you on Observation... Yes, he is aware that you know that's not what that means.

The Caged Canary - My attempt to rewrite my first Classic fic ever:

My UT!Sans aka Classic:

He could tell something was wrong the moment you didn't at least give him a pity laugh at any of his awful jokes. He's quick to grow serious and he'll try to get you to tell him what's wrong. To his relief, you've only got a migraine and aren't being harassed by your awful family or something.

Classic is great at taking care of you as he took care of Vanilla for many years when they were younger. He'll make sure you drink plenty of water or tea, get pain killers for you if you can take them, and even taking you home if you're out somewhere together.

You're in great hands with him (quite literally he'll be quick to point out). If you have energy, he'll attempt to cheer you up with humour or just pleasant conversation as charisma is one of his strong suits. You'll probably learn something new about him for once and maybe end up revealing some of your own secrets in the process.

He may or not be there in the morning if you fell asleep, depends how comfortable you are around him. He'll check in on you later though and try some more jokes just to make sure you're back to normal.

My UT!Papyrus aka Vanilla:

He's much more observant than you thought and he surprised you by asking if you're doing okay. You tried to play it off and claimed your head just hurt a little, but he easily saw through your lie. For crying out loud, he lives with his brother, the master of deflection and distraction, you are an amateur in comparison.

He's very kind and tries to gently get you to let him help. He'll take you somewhere quieter and make sure you aren't dehydrated or hungry before anything. If you'll let him, he'll also offer to use healing magic to cure your migraine. Otherwise, he'll offer to make you some food with healing magic. (He's gotten really good at cooking now!)

Vanilla won't leave you alone until he knows you'll be okay and he'll go out of his way to make sure you're okay before even dreaming of leaving you. Would a hug from the Great Papyrus help? Of course it would! He is the best at giving hugs! That's what friends are for afterall - making sure you're okay.

He's one step away from acting like a mother hen and will check in for a little while afterwards just to make sure your migraine is completely gone. Maybe he'll ask to come over to hang out just to make sure, but he also wants to spend quality time together don't get him wrong!

[purplesurveys]

1779

What was the last upsetting thing that happened to you? I got sick, again...that's two very high fevers in the short and sweet span of 1.5 months and I can almost certainly tell you it's because of work. Bright side is it's putting everything in a much clearer perspective and it'll probably be the first thing I'll raise to Trina the next time she has a check-in with me.

What was the last thing you ordered from Starbucks? I think it was their iced brown sugar blahblah espresso (why does it have to be such a mouthful?) and my favorite off their menu, the chicken barbecue sandwich.

Do you trust your doctor? I just have natural trust for all doctors in general because they're supposed to be experts at their field. It's just a matter of whether they're an asshole/condescending or not.

Do you ever question if your mother loves you? Sometimes. Last week she and dad got into an argument but made sure the rest of the household was put through hell in the most childish way you can imagine a 50 year old throwing a fit. I will never understand that about her.

Do you ever feel scared or unsafe around your dad? Not at all.

Do you have a pastor you can trust and talk to whenever you need to? Nope.

Do you have a best friend who always has your back? Yes. Just last Wednesday I had a bit of a scare because my car wouldn't start while I was stranded in the middle of BGC, and the first two people I called were Angela and Hans because I knew they'd have my back in an instant and would know how to help me. :(

What is missing in your life? Career fulfillment. I'm making good money but ugh am I miserable and getting more and more physically unwell. Two fevers in less than two months is ridiculous and I know damn well this has little to do with the flu bug that's been going around.

What color shirt are you wearing? It's white with some pink accents.

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? The delivery rider assigned to me for a work-related booking.

Who is your least favorite doctor you’ve been to? I'm not even sure if they were a doctor but it was that psychologist(?) or therapist(?) or whatever the hell she was who was doing a mental health check on me as part of my college admissions. She was just very rude and seemed very judgmental from the get-go, so I said nothing about my depression because I knew she was 100% going to make it worse and more embarrassing.

Who is your least favorite nurse? I don't think I've had encounters with bad nurses.

What is your favorite type of Lunchables? Idk what those are. I mean I have a vague idea of them, but I didn't grow up with them.

What gives you migraines? My job, and every itty bitty thing about my job.

What is the worst medication side effect you’ve ever had? Not a medication, but I've always gotten horrible fevers from all my Covid vaccines and boosters.

When was the last time you remember your life being good? My horrible day-to-day at my job notwithstanding, my life is pretty fuckin sweet right now given that CM Punk has returned to WWE. Anyone here know me since 2013/14? HAHAHAHA THAT ROBYN IS BACK AND HOPEFULLY SHE'S HERE TO STAY FOR A WHILE

What makes you forgetful? Stress or trauma, I would say.

Do you block stupid, ignorant people on Facebook? I'll sometimes block actual profiles, but most of the time if I see something I don't like I either just pettily report the thing or have the post hidden from my feed.

What is your favorite magazine to read? I have not read one in yearsss, and the only exception is if a magazine covers BTS or one of the BTS members and does a profile feature on them. Sometimes the stories come out great and sometimes they are ass.

What is your favorite thing to order at Taco Bell? I just get the first burrito I see on the menu. I've never been familiar with their items. I'm not a Taco Bell regular because there's only like 3 of them here and all of them are too far and I'd never go out of the way just for some foreign fast food hahaha.

What was the first color you dyed your hair? Ash brown. I wanted to go all-in off the bat and tried to ask for green, but the salon was super protective of my soon-to-be-bleached virgin hair hahaha and insisted I go a mild shade first, so ash brown it was. I never did get around to dyeing my hair green.

Do you trust your parents completely? No.

Do you have someone you feel completely safe around? Sure.

What church do you go to? My family attends Sunday mass at our local parish.

Have you made a lot of mistakes? Is there anyone who would actually say no to this?

Do you take risks often? Eh, not really. I don't have a lot of safety nets in the first place, so it's smarter for me to play it safe for the most part.

Who was the last person you called on the phone? The aforementioned delivery rider.

What color is your favorite whiteboard marker? I don't use markers much.

[glitterstarfleet]

Headcanons- various Pedro Pascal characters taking care of a (gender neutral) reader with bad headaches or migraines :(

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Sorta kinda request from discord lol but !! 

How various characters Pedro Pascal plays would react to a reader with chronic headaches/migraines 

(Also uh sorry for not posting for literally like 3 years um ANYWAY- ((if you have notifs on for me I literally offer you my first born holy shit)))

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Warnings: nonnneee I think

Rating: PG13

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Max Lord

-He….you have to straight up tell him that you can barely move

-But once you do, he finds some painkillers as fast as he can and brings you them and some water

-When you thank him and he notices how the light makes you squint, he turns off most of them

-He grabs you a pillow or two, asking a few more times if you need anything and if the answer is yes, hops up and gets it

-He’ll sit next to you while you rest and play with your hair, quietly talking if you feel like it and not if you don’t

- If he has to do something urgently, he does it quietly

-He makes absolutely certain no one else can bother you and keeps checking on you routinely until you feel better

Din Djarin

-He...sometimes forgets how to take care of people other than himself

-So he has to relearn how to do it, though the child has helped him 

-That said, he’s a little oblivious to external signs of an oncoming headache

-It’s not really until he asks you to do something on the ship and you visibly slow, squint and seem overall..weaker, that he gets what's up

-”Oh I-...nevermind, I’ll get it.”

-So he does, and in the process turns down lights and all the sound he can, keeping his movement as quiet as he would when on the tail of a target 

-He rummages through one of the bigger medpacks he has and grabs a blanket from it, quietly offering it to you

-It’s unusually direct for him but after throwing you off just a tad bit, it makes you smile weakly and mutter a little thanks as you take the blanket and wrap up in it

-Even more surprising, he moves some things around as quietly as he can in a dark, quiet corner of the ship for you 

-He’s had his fair share of headaches and migraines and gets it

-Looking through a mostly digital display and having sounds echo around in his helmet got to be a bit much sometimes, even after all his time wearing it

- He gently discourages the kid from poking and prodding you and explaining your situation to him

-So he leaves you alone after glancing over to make sure you were settled and lets you rest as long as you need

Agent Whiskey

-He notices how in pain u seem and kinda :(

-He’s very sweet about it and if it's gotten to the point it makes you dizzy, he’ll carry you to the nearest quiet room he can find with something comfortable to lay on 

-If you’re not dizzy, he does it anyway

-Many kisses, lots

-A lot on the head

-He finds you a blanket...or two..or three if its cold

-It makes both of you smile when you mention how he’s turning you into an immoble burrito

-He’ll turn off the light and cuddle around you, either a big spoon or pulling your head to his chest to hopefully muffle more sound

-He’d gently kiss you wherever he could reach without moving too much and would quietly talk to you and try to make you laugh before you eventually fall asleep

-He stays for as long as he possibly can and if he has to leave before you wake up, makes sure you’re as comfortable as you can possibly be 

Oberyn Martell

-He can tell when your first dull headaches start to come on by how you slow and groan almost too quiet to hear, rubbing your head

-He asks if you’re okay and even if you try and insist you are, he’ll gently stop you from moving around and insist you sit, persuading with some kisses and a hug from behind if necessary

-Doing his best to offer you comfort, he tucks you into his bed in a nest of pillows

-It makes him smile when you chuckle, claiming he’ll spoil you 

-”If anyone deserves it, it’s you.”

-When the pain starts to set in worse, he mutters his sympathy and gives you more small kisses, planting one between your eyes

-He’ll sit behind you, reading quietly and rubbing your back

-He’ll absolutely read to you if you request it 

-But otherwise the quiet doesn’t bother him

-He sits with you and only slowly gets up to tell his guards to not let anyone in unless it's an absolute emergency and in that case, to call him outside his room

Javier Peña 

-Chances are, he’d be at work when it starts up and you’d have to find the painkillers and make yourself comfy ;(

-But once he comes back and calls your name a little too loud, which he only discovers when he gets a groan in response, he shuts himself up and comes to find you wherever you retired

-He can guess what’s wrong because of previous times this had happened and kneels down next to you

-He quietly and gently checks on you, asking if you need anything and brushes his fingers over your cheek

-He asks what you need but when only receiving a few muffled sounds in response, he kisses your forehead and promises he’ll be back momentarily 

-After he (quickly) gets his boots and other hard things off, changing clothes and cuddling up with you, he’ll make himself the big spoon

-He nuzzles into your hair and a few kisses later, you're asleep 

-He curses his job silently for taking up almost all his time so he’s not able to be there when you need someone 

-But he takes a moment and sighs, thankful that at the very least he is still there to take care of you after his day was over

-He silently promises to you that he’ll make it up to you with a nice bath later

-He stays awake as long as he can, rubbing your side with one hand and wrapping the other under you, cuddled up as close as he can get and thankful the comfort you offer each other is mutual

[moist-astronaut]

things my friends and I have said over the last year

“I’m verbally illiterate” “Isn’t that called dyslexia”

“I’m going to chemistry and I’m gonna light myself on fire” “No” “Damnit let me burn like the witch I am!”

“Don’t worry it’s not anti-Christ it’s just anti-government”

“I’ve been getting migraines everyday and I’m considering chopping my head off” “But that would kill you” “Two birds one stone!!”

“I swear to god I will hug you” “My house is 5 miles away and my doors are locked” “Your locks are FEABLE”

*writing an email* “Bitch comma”

“Ok but I could be a top” *laughing* “What I totally could be!” *laughing and crying for literally 6 minutes straight*

*on a group call, friends cat misha walks into the room* “Tell misha I would live and die for her, whichever she prefers” “She says thank you” *cat noises*

*joins discord vioce chat at 11:26 pm* “You guys are gae but I love you” “Thank you saeren very cool” “Goodnight” *leaves chat at 11:28pm*

“Jake jake jake jjjake -j-jaaake hey jake” “W H A T” “Can I eat your pens” “I literally have a restraining order against you”

“I’m educatn’t”

“Me calling you to dumb to be a slytherin is payback for you leaving multiple handprint bruises on my legs” “It’s not my fault your skin is weak”

“He’s rolling so that we can walk” *rolling in the grass and collecting leaves on his jacket* “I’m rolling for your sins”

“There are 7 of us so we can each be a deadly sin” “I wanna be Ross” “You mean wrath?” “No that dude from Friends”

“Ok but other than his strict attraction to women, his multiple wives, his hatred of gay people, and the fact that he is dead, what is standing between me and Joseph Smith the All American Hottie from being happy together”

“Consider: Mullet” “No”

“I do my homework while loudly eating a pop tart asmr”

“No no listen, he’s my brother, he’s a bastard of my dynasty…I might just ransom him off”

“These Norwegian bastards indroduced a fucking PLUAGE to my COUNTRY”

“Ooooo meth”

“Half of my life is me resisting the urge to sing the zaboomafoo themesong, the other half is me actually singing the zaboomafoo themesong. So either way my entire life revolves around zaboomafoo.”

“I just don’t think I would hire a gay man-wait no I’m not homophobic”

*chucks half a gallon of milk in a gas station* “-ah- got milk?”

“Gimme your sternum boy”

“Nooooooo he stole my sternum!!!” (Side note these were two separate occasions)

*being force fed milk duds* “No!! This is the worst way to die!!”

“Hey babe come over I have a hammock and a heated blanket”

“Be afraid, be prepared- IN THE WORDS OF SCAR”

“Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies Stress eating stress gummies stress eating-”

“I thought to myself ‘Y’know if I die today this is how I want to be remembered- a leather skirt and leg warmers’”

“I think I’m telling you to go to sleep” “You’re gonna have make me” “I can’t tell if this is cry for help or flirting” “Yes”

“This is at best cannibalism and at worst being straight”

“Oh look Percy Jackson’s here now, ooh they replaced every character’s face with Mr. Bean. I hate it”

“You can’t be mean to me! I’m gay AND a woman! That’s a hate crime!” “Yeah well I’m brown and Muslim! Square the fuck up bitch!”

“Babe it’s not very metal to be afraid of your hair dresser” “It’s not very metal to have a hair dresser and yet here we are” “It’s fine you’re into glam metal”

“Hey augie, got any grrrrrrapes?” “I’m doing IXL :(“

“Can I come?” “No” “What if I bring watermelon?” “You can come, leave the watermelon, then leave” “:(“

“What in the jersey shore”

“Rad’nt”

“Ok but consider: Mullet-hawk” “I can and will divorce you”

“Dee-vorce 👏 Just to 👏 re-vorce 👏 👏 “

“Ah yes, that’s why I’m fat…for combat reasons…”

“You fool I consent!”

“My Boston fern is being a bitch but that’s because it’s winter and that’s BITCH season”

“You walk through the rest of the house and it’s like ‘ooo witchy and aesthetic’ then they’ll get to the guest room and it’ll just be a tacky twink Fever dream”

“Who needs a scalp”

“HeHe, sexing”

“Council has decided, your vibes are rancid (and not the band)”

“You’re never to young to hate women”

“Look at me I did the dishes I’m a 1950s housewife with a strangely new jersey accent and affinity for lesbianism”

“Well look who has the table now”

"contrary to popular belief, fuck you"

"There's nothing here that requires whisking, i'm just problematic"

"If you could go anywhere in the world with two people, who would you choose?" “New Orleans!”

"So he proceeded to bite me on the butt...like, really, really hard."

“I don’t cheat, I win. It’s not cheating if it’s consensual.”

“My mouth, my choice”

“Do you like my ombré of a tan"

“Who’s the cutest in the chat right now then?” “It’s Paige!” “No, it’s obviously Augie.” (paige's boyfriend)-said by a straight man

“Francis is just a one and done.”

“Would you ever have a threesome?” “...yes...” *To Francis* “Sure!”

“How do you feel about anal sex?”

“Of the people in this room, who would you most want to make out with?” “Augie” “The answer is yes, but only if it’s 6 feet apart.”

“Square, flat, and overcooked.”

“The virus would be over if everyone would breathe underwater for 5 minutes.”

“I have daddy issues, but not with my father.”

“You’re a ladies man but you have two boyfriends.”

“That means lesbian in sign language” “No, that means fuck boy in American”

“I’m like a parasite, you can’t get rid of me. I’m here forever.”

“You’re like my long term hit man”

“Is it Jake?” “No, why would the evil Russian man be Jake?” “Because he would never hire a gay man and you don’t look like a gay man”

“Jake is homophonic, Augie is racist, and Francis is a woman hater!”

"Grew a korean radish, 1 star"

"I've got more cause i'm a rich boy, and by that i mean my father sometimes buys avocados. And that's on what? Upper middle class"

"Tell your good for nothing boyfriend to stay away from my mom"

"It's not inciting violence it's just ~inspiring it~ "

"Listen bitch just because you have avacados and a roomba doesn't make you better then me"

"i would totally let narthex ruin my life. and that's on what? daddy issues and bisexuality"

"who is titty"

"how is he racist" "he hates the french and russians right?" "don't forget italians" "that's just self loathing"

"This is the last time i wear a thong- it's for educational purposes"

"babe come over i'm a burrito"

"he put bread with milk. luckily he passed away"

"you touched my wiener!" "you offered it!"

"foot'nt"

"i took a shower and realized the floor doesn't bounce"

"i love ass whoooaaaaaa i meant cassie"

"Rosalie you're the deciding vote. Be decisive." "Dude i'm bisexual and a gemini. what're you talking about?"

"Okay so to recap: jake is homophobic, augie is racist, francis is a woman hater, and now paige is a bunny abuser?"

"Just bring a watermelon keychain and it'll be fine" "Whooaaaa i'm gonna need a big key then"

"If you were blind what would you even see"

Post Traumatic Youth, plus D for danny's disorder"

"i think she's past the phase where she likes people just because they're russian"

"francine is a lesbian, but only during quarantine"

"don't be a home wrecker!" "i can't help it!"

"we are not doing coed tents" "i wanted to go purple-ing though"

"if it's not perfect i'm gonna through hands" "with who" "i don't know, the CEO of stupid"

"don't make me feel guilty for bullying you"

"it doesn't look very cash money cool but okay"

"slinky cat" (ferret)

"The pond behind my house didn't freeze all the way through this winter, so i couldn't go ice skating" "okay, so i have an idea. we can go to walmart and get-" "ANTI FREEZE!" "well, yes- wait, no. No, the more i think about that definitely no."

"The amish will win, the amish will prevail" "the amish will conquer us all!"

"He do be kinda mafia doh"

"i'm being sneaky sneak. stairs go creaky creak. and i need. DRUGZ"

"brain on shutdown, power saving mode"

"Somebody go tip her, she's dancing like a stripper" "thatd be nice- oh wait no!"

"fellas, is it gay to lick your homies eyeball?"

"it's not racist if you're only targeting one group of people" "that literally racism" "but what if they're french"

"i'm not racist yet but the option is available, and it's good to have options"

"they don't call me Mr. Steal Yo Boy for nothing!" -a straight man who has a girlfriend

"i think he has a bad habit of not dating girls"

"kinda hot tho 🥵 in a Santa Claus kinda way...hoe hoe hoe"

"i'll be your hot jacuzzi bubble dealer"

"when deceit and doubt fills you up, you cleanse your mind through creative activities, such as making organic soap"

"friendly reminder #4: you're never to old to eat a freezie-pop"

"sorry i'm just nervous" Chinese Teacher: (Waving her hand in front of her face) “Just pretend I’m cabbage.”

"me when my dads name is publicly broadcasted on the radio for his 14 felonies and assorted war crimes"

"<@!523669420435046401> I sentence you to a solid nine by the banhammer. For your crimes against Humanity, God, Satan, and Matt Frank. See you in hell."

"Danny, just because you're playing *Just Cause* doesn't mean you need to Just Cause our friendship!"

"Silly Matt! You fell for the ole’ Heimlich maneuver!”

"i got a bunch of new shirts over quarantine" "you would"

"Ok, there's a 32 year old doctor in new Jersey dying right now" "Yeah, but to be fair everyone in new jersey has a pre-existing condition"

“This is the longest period of time we’ve had without a Nintendo direct” “Maybe they’re gonna make a Nintendo indirect?”

"you’re looking extra white today.” "thanks i've been practicing"

"do you have any batteries" *looks inside shirt* "not yet"

"let's go colonize the middle school!" "yyayayyayayay!!!" " wait I gotta ask my mom first" What happened next is know called the *Juniors burden*

"oh so you're a DOWNSTAIRS milk kinda guy"

"you are literally the human embodiment of crumbs in a bed"

"The Berk-ey Creamery isn’t a place, it’s a people!”

 "He shoved a floating joy-con straight up his flux-capacitor.” "great! now it's paired"

"No, that isnt armor, the real armor are the friends you made along the way"

"This one goes out to all my lady friends out there *proceeds to kill himself in game*

"i'm a coward" "that's what a coward would say!"

"rest is for cowards and fools"

"every time you speak you take years off my life"

"Shark dick hoo ha ha"

"Me and the boys brushing our teeth at 3 AM"

"remember if you kill yourself the fascists win"

"The Beatles aren’t real. Have you ever seen a beatle? No? Exactly." "Babe” "Shut up I’m right."

*reading over these quotes* "god i hate that" "you said that!"

[etherian-affairs]

The Lord and Lady of Dryl - Chapter 6.5

So quick note. This was my original writing of chapter 7, first draft of it. I scrapped when I realized this was superfluous and would make things drag a tad too much. 

I’m posting here though because... well it does take place between chapter 6 and what became chapter 7, doesn’t contradict much of what was done with chapter 7m and people sounded interested in some of the scrapped stuff I have. 

Since it’s the first draft and I have a migraine tonight expect it to be rough around the edges and on the shorter end but hey its some fluff. 

Ficlet below the readmore. 

"You always impress, My Beloved." It was true. Lady Entrapta never failed to impress Hordak in whatever ventures she pursued. As the Lord of Dryl looks down at his old heavily damaged armor he feels that flame of pride and affection within him yet again.

"Thank you!" She moves quickly around the lab, gathering tools.

It had come to Lady Entrapta as she made her way back to the Alliance war room. She and Hordak had been aware for some time that his old armor remained in Bright Moon, it had been taken off of him shortly after his body had been brought to the castle. For the past few months Bow and the other more technical minded Alliance specialists had poked at it. It was easily the most advanced piece of technology the Horde had possession of in its time. The Alliance had much to learn from it.

So the idea of giving it over to Entrapta, of even letting her have access to it, was controversial to say the least. Yet the current Fright Zone crisis presented the perfect opportunity. Lady Entrapta made her request, her demand really, and backed it up with argument. This crisis was important enough that she may have been able to get the armor with desire alone, but to back it with logic and reasoning would make it assured. Her arguments were quick, almost slapdash, but sound to the untrained ear.

The Armor held access keys for the Fright Zone stored within and only Entrapta had the technology needed to retrieve them. Of course she left out that she already had all of the keys to that castle. She could use material from the armor to make her own shielded suit for the coming mission. Ignoring the fact that she could construct such a thing without Hordak's armor just fine. If the generators are too dangerous she could use it as the basis for a bot specifically for the task of disabling them from within. Of course any of her Horde derived bots could also perform this task with modification and a healthy dose of expendability.

It had worked though. The princesses had yielded and now Hordak looked down at the mangled form of his old armor. The final battle had taken a heavy toll on it, and the prodding of Bright Moons brightest had not helped. It was here though, and they had a plan for it.

First however was the crisis that bought them this item. "I began modification of some of the robots right after our initial discussion ended." Hordak notes, suddenly shifting back to business. Lady Entrapta has just returned from Bright Moon and there is much to do. "Shielding taken from some of the mining equipment does seem sufficient, they will be slowed but for this task it is not an issue."

"Good!" Entrapta is already looking over the deactivated bots in the lab. All standard tripedal spherebots in various stages of up-armoring. "I can finish this up fast. Can you get to work on a suit for me? We can base it off my Horde Uniform! You had that already pretty sealed and armored when you made it for me!"

Hordak blinks. "You still have that?" He had not even thought about Entrapta's old Horde Uniform since Awakening in Dryl. It was not even really a uniform per say, rather it was a completely custom outfit designed only with the Lady of the Horde in mind.

It had been beautiful in its practical industrial way. A black and red and iron grey number to match Hordak's own clothing. It was based upon what Hordak had come to call Entrapta's 'default outfit' but enhanced, made more useful and defensive. A protective black body glove formed the base, the horde insignia emblazoned on it's back. Everything above that was to Entrapta's own desires. Practical and easy. Insulated work pants, a tight but flexible similarly insulated jacket. Heavy gloves and armored boots. Layered and flexible armored plate and pieces of tech strapped on to her torso, arms, shoulders, all as needed for whatever job she was working on. The Horde Insignia always finding a place to be prominently displayed no matter the configuration.

It was all so familiar, yet so different. as Entrapta informed Hordak, the first time the Princesses saw her in it they were shocked and very nearly appalled. It had been rather amusing for them.

Now Lady Entrapta smiles "Of course! I'd still be wearing it if it didn't make people so uncomfortable! It was very useful!" She sighs a little as her mask comes down and she continues Hordak's own work on the bots. "It's in storage over there! I took everything with me when I left the Horde so we should be able to make a configuration for this!"

Lord Hordak nods. "I will handle it." He says as he moves to the storage lockers in the back corner of their lab.

It is easy to imagine that when the Lord and Lady work they work in focused comfortable silence, you would be wrong. Lady Entrapta has always been a talker, especially while working in fact, and over their time together that habit has in some ways rubbed off on Hordak. Though not to nearly Entrapta's extent. Rather it is just enough to create comfortable discussion. Telling each other about what they are currently doing, talking about theory behind their project. If they are working on the same project a perfect flow of communication to help the work. If they are working separately it is simply loving informative talk on their respective projects.

So this is how the work goes. Together, towards a known practical goal. Eventually exhaustion begins to overtake Entrapta, after far more than twenty-four hours awake. It is now that Hordak finds himself slowing in his modification of Entrapta's suit. Largely because Entrapta has moved to Hordak's side to rest against him. She comments quietly. "You're modifying the insignia?"

Hordak nods as he carefully modifies the insignia on the armored plate he's added to Entrapta's uniform. "The old Horde Crest will cause problems." It's a simple replacement. Hordak's wings for the cog and compass rose of Dryl. "I considered combining Dryl's crest with the Horde's admittedly."

Lady Entrapta smiles, imagining the cog flanked by Hordak's wings. "That would be aesthetically pleasing. Perhaps later we could change Dryl's official crest to that."

"The Alliance would take issue, our cover might even be completely blown." Of course Hordak would actually quite like to see such a crest taken as Dryl's. It would be personal, and meaningful, and in a way boastful.

"Likely." Entrapta admits. "Oh. We can put that on your armor when we repair it." She grins

"That is not a bad idea." Hordak finally shifts and sits back, putting an arm carefully around Entrapta. She does not show any sign of discomfort, so he holds her in that light way. "It should be me going on this mission. My body is hardier than yours."

"We don't have a suit for you. It is not feasible." Entrapta is right, but that does not change Hordak's opinion on the matter. "I also am better at data collection which is something I am quite excited for."

"That is among your specialties." He admits.

Still Hordak cannot help but have that twinge of concern. Yes the plan is to survey with bots first and only send Entrapta in if it is deemed safe enough, but there is a part of Hordak that feels there will be nothing he feels is safe enough. At least from a subjective standpoint.

Eventually the Lord of Dryl feels his Lady's breath equalize and her body go limp with sleep. Good, she needs the rest. The evil overlord shifts once again and gently lifts Entrapta up in a bridal carry. Slowly and evenly he carries her to their chambers. It rouses her just enough for her to help Hordak undress her and lay her in bed. The Lady murmurs something unintelligible as she burritos herself in blankets and hair.

How long has Hordak been awake? He looks over his recent memories. Just about four days. The Somnic Node implanted in his brain is currently asking permission to do another partial sleep. That is acceptable. Hordak can keep going, he does not need all brain functions to continue the work currently underway.

So Lord Hordak returns to the lab, finishing the careful work on Entrapta's armored suit for this task. It must be as close to perfect as he can make it, risk must be minimized. When Entrapta awakens the bots will be sent into the Fright Zone, and more than likely Entrapta will follow them in soon after. He glances at his damaged armor on a workbench nearby. If only that final fight had not gone so brutally, the armor could have been repaired and enhanced for this task.

He will have to take the next dangerous mission instead.

[santiagostyle]

hi this is me sending u every single emoji from the ask meme bc im too lazy to type out just the ones i want to ask

dammit jo why u gotta do this to me (jk I’m excited) (also I deleted some questions bc I’m stupid and idk what half of them mean or how to answer them COOL)

Send me emojis!

(hella long post sorry in advance)

☝ - How tall are you?

5′6″ I’m pretty sure

✔ - Sexual Orientation

Lmao good question

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

I mean ??? No but I’ve tried it does that count

🍷 - Do you Drink?

On occasion yes

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

Negative

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

TBH either 15 or 25 there is no in between

💉 - Have Tattoos?

Nope

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

Maybe?? Most likely a Florence lyric (”I’m gonna be free and I’m gonna be fine”) but I have no idea where I would get it

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

I have three piercings in each earlobe

✌ - Want any piercings?

Maybe a cartilage piercing or something idk

👌 - Best friend?

I have several and their names are Sandra, Temiqua, Macy, Layne, Megan, and there’s more ok I’m stressed I can’t list them all I’ll be here all day

♥ - Do you like anyone?

Unfortunately yes I think so but I’m pretty sure I’m getting over it

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

Florence + The Machine, The Fray, Daughter, Prince (and the Revolution/and the N.P.G), The Cranberries

Special mention to: Marina & The Diamonds, Lana Del Rey (I know she’s a singer not a band but I love her don’t @ me)

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

Sucker - Peaches

Salvation - The Cranberries

Lying - Amy Meredith

Caught - Florence + The Machine

America - XYLØ

Special mention to: 

Raspberry Beret - Prince (for sentimental reasons)

Shut Up and Dance - Walk The Moon (also sentimental reasons)

Wake Me Up - Avicii (you guessed it)

Regular Touch - Vera Blue

Little Numbers - BOY

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

People who take advantage of the fact that you love them

📝 - Story from your childhood.

I don’t really have any interesting stories from my childhood but I have one super embarrassing one… when I was little I used to get really really bad migraines pretty often and one time when I was in 1st grade I got super sick super fast and I went outside to get a drink of water and I ended up throwing up on (in? idk) somebody’s backpack and wow it was horrible and I don’t know why I’m sharing this 

💬 - I wish…

I wish I didn’t get distracted/frustrated so easily bc I have so many ideas and I don’t have the focus or patience to follow through with a lot of them

‼️ - Something you’ll change?

I mean hopefully I’ll stop procrastinating at some point but that’s unlikely

💦 - What makes you horny?

JFC going to church and hearing the word of the Lord!!!!! anyway this is an inaPPROPRIATE QUESTION (I’m kidding there’s a similar question further down I might be more serious there)

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

Well if I put it here it won’t come true now will it

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

I like green curry from the Chinese restaurant my family always orders from

👃 You hate the smell of ….

Fish ugh

👊 - Something you hate?

Discrimination in any way shape or form ugh

🚶 - Are you single?

Yes

💭 - Favorite foods?

I really love Nutella and burritos (not together)

☀ - Story about your day.

I had an 8:30am lecture so that was fun (sarcasm, people) and then a seminar right afterwards, then grabbed lunch with some pals from uni then came home and read fan fiction tbh my life is wild 

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

Melissa Fumero, Stephanie Beatriz, Andy Samberg, Robert Downey Jr, James Marsters circa 1999-2000

Special mention to: Ian Harding, Jude Law, Camilla Belle, Eliza Dushku, Keira Knightley, Karla Souza, Katie McGrath, Sarah Michelle Gellar circa 2001 jfc I love a lot of people

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

Celeste & Jesse Forever: this movie ruined my life but I love it so much and also refuse to watch it ever again

Last Night: I was so angry at the end of this movie my best friend had to stop me from throwing her computer across the room but GOD it’s so so good 

Cruel Intentions: look I was like 15 when I first watched this movie and I was in no way prepared and tbh I am still #shook by how much people got away with in the 90s (and also… SMG with dark hair amirite)

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: idk I like mystery movies and Robert Downey Jr and this is such a guilty pleasure movie I watch it all the time

The Emperor’s New Groove: I will fight anyone who thinks this is not the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created okay I’ve loved it since I first watched it when I was like 2 years old and I still love it just as much now

Special mentions:

Stoker: I studied this movie in school and good GOD I will never understand why the Board of Studies thought it was appropriate to show Year 11 students but it’s so beautifully shot and it’s so weird and bizarre and unsettling and I love it 

The Road to El Dorado: a childhood favourite and a comedic masterpiece and I literally forced all my friends to watch it with me on my 18th birthday it was wonderful

Bridesmaids: just bloody hilarious and I remember the first time my mum and I watched it together we were literally in tears by the end of it bc we were laughing so hard

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

Brooklyn 99: (duh) I don’t even need to explain this one

Utopia: I always describe this show as “the Australian version of The Office” even though I’ve never actually watched The Office but it’s just such wonderful Australian humour and I love it

Summer Heights High: another Aussie classic and good lord it’s so politically incorrect and full of horrible jokes but it’s basically an Australian rite of passage and as such I love it

How to Get Away With Murder: I love trying to solve everything and it’s funny and thrilling and also the cast is so beautiful

Thank God You’re Here: this show isn’t on anymore but I love improv so much and I love all the people who starred on it and god it was hilarious

Special mentions:

Have You Been Paying Attention?, Jane the Virgin, Gilmore Girls

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

I skipped Kindergarten??

✈️ - Where are you from?

Sydney, Australia

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

Europe. Just,,, everywhere

😍 - Do you have a crush?

I think so ??? I know I used to but idk if I’m over it yet

😷 - Something you hate eating?

Tomato

🙈 - What makes you shy?

MAKING PHONE CALLS

💃 - Can you dance?

I’m a dancer so I certainly hope so

💏 - Do you love anyone?

I love a lot of people but not romantically if that’s what this question means

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

Idk I have this one pair of boots I wear pretty much every day

🌴 - A island you would visit?

I really want to go to Cuba

🌎 - A country you would visit?

Spain

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

Thunderstorms, if I’m inside

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

Yes

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

iPhone SE

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

Christmas

📚 - Career goal you want?

Anything in the arts - acting, taking photos, writing, cinematography, dancing, producing, directing, stage handing, screenwriting, literally anything I’ll take it

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

TBH I love lollipops, specifically Chupa Chups 

(story time: one of my Year 12 teachers made a habit of bringing a whole packet of Chupa Chups to class every lesson because our class just would not shut up otherwise)

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

Strawberries, peaches, blackberries

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

I don’t really have one but I used to really want a Mercedes

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

Negative

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

No but I’ve had to call one

🎫 - Do you have a license?

I have my learner’s but can’t drive by myself yet lol I’m working on it

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

I don’t have any and I don’t know if I want any

🔞 - Are you under 18?

Negative I’m 19

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

No :( 

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

The fact that there are so many people struggling (particularly with mental illness) and feeling hopeless/like they don’t have a support system

😡 - What pisses you off?

Literally just discrimination of any kind but also people who are arrogant and condescending and passive aggressive

😏 - What turns you on?

I mean idk I don’t really have a whole lot of anecdotal evidence ya know but generally I’m a pretty tactile person so physical contact is usually a good time I guess 

😈 - Are you a freak?

Idk probably

💪 - Do you work out?

I dance and do yoga every week, does that count?

[luma-lee]

You don't really post/share a lot about Luma Lee so only having followed you on Tumblr I don't know anything about him to know what I would like :(

Say no more Anon! It has been sometime since I posted something about Luma Lee aside from asks and screenshots, so hows about I bombard this little post with some muse facts and small tidbits of his lore, aye?

(Planning on typing out quite a bit, so enjoy the read perhaps? Also tagging those who may be interested, as well as frands. Sorry if I miss some names, I’ve been all over the place lately.)

Tagging: @haila-wetyios @khunbish-adarkim @kiralashine @zephyrusmontenbelt @fishtailsushi @fhey-moon @smokespun @smol-moon-catte @captain-rez @nekunura @kulain 

(First off, lets start with this Character Aesthetic meme a friend of mine had done in the past, felt like it would be an alright beginner to know some basic pointers for Luma)

[ COLOR ]  red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte.  royal blue. royal purple. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. currant purple. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. magenta. pastels. bubblegum pink. blood red. ivory. sky blue.

[ ELEMENTAL ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. day. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops. clouds. light. smoke. umbra. penumbra. char. darkness. ash.

[ BODY ]  claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. stripes. markings. fur. ears. wounds. burns. spikes. sweat. tears. feline. permanent wounds. chubby. curvy. short. tall. height. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. muscular. slender. trained. piercings. tattoo. rune. strong. weak. birdlike. shapeshifting. junoesque. svelte. long hair. short hair. dark circles. big. voluptuous. small. prosthetic. experimented. cyborg. halos. horns. wolfish. effeminate. frightening. ethereal. angelic. demonic. metallic. angular. scales. barbs. vertebrae. barbs. tendrils. tentacles. sharp. soft. unusual. shapely. unnatural. disproportionate. spindly. monstrous.  

[ WEAPONRY ]  fists. swords. daggers. spear. scythe. bow and arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. power loader. flamethrower. metal rods. shotguns. needles. prowess. ability. instinct. bloodthirst. supernatural. inhuman. talons. speed. agility. cunning. reflexes. talons. biomech tendrils.

[ MATERIALS ]  gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. amber. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. copper. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt.mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics. yarn. slime. ivory. aether. crystal. dark matter. lapis lazuli. emerald. adamantite. wootz. brass. lamé. guipé. bone. moonstone. metalloids. alloys. ceramic. alabaster. marble. aluminum. bismuth. bronze. polonium. chrome. osmium. sand. feather.

[ NATURE/EVINRONMENT ]  grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. holly. lavender. lilies. petals. thorns. sunflowers. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. snow. ice. roots. flowers. ocean. river. lake. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. swamp. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. stars. clouds. mountains. fungi. cliffs. sunlight. moonlight. darkness. wasteland. ruins. void.

[ ANIMALS/CREATURES ] lions. wolves. black panther. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. roaches. tarantulas. scarabs. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantis. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. frogs. bears. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dinosaurs. dragons. felines. foxes. centaurs. antelope. chimeras. demons. angels. parakeets. harpy eagles. seagulls. warblers. birds of paradise. parrots. toucans. orioles. cobras. black mambas. peacocks.

[ FOOD/DRINK ] sugar. salt. water. candy. bubblegum. wine. milk. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies.desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. steak. burgers. burritos. pizza. vanilla. cookies. chocolate. tiramisu. cheesecake. sushi. tempura. pasta. garlic. bread. noodles.

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. piercing. watercolors. gardening. knitting. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. murder. fighting. fencing. riding. writing. composing. cooking. baking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. story telling. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. tinkering. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. poetry. philosophy. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. organ. violin. cello. guitar. electronic guitar.  bass guitar. harmonica. synthesizers. harp. woodwinds. brass. trumpet. flute. drums. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. tree climbing. running. vivisection. reading. learning. lecturing. teaching. murder. torment. tracking. hunting.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armor. cape. dress. robes. suit. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. shorts. jewelry. earring. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. neck tie. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks.masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. pantyhose. stockings. thigh highs. sleeveless. eyepatch. collar. bangle. torque. gorget. bracers. cuffs. body jewelry. crop tops.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. landscape. diligence. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photosmirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. realism. misanthropy. loneliness. anger. family. synthetic. friends. assistants. co-workers. plushies. enemies. lovers. loyalty. smoking. alcohol. drugs. kindness. love. embracing. magitek. futuristic. ancient. science. voidsent. cruelty. trust. mistrust. strength. doubt. reverence. ferocity. danger. automatons. metallic. allure. value. intelligent. revolutionary. defiant. advanced. engines. naïve. temporary. changing. split personality. paradigm shift. freedom. belief.

Rules: BOLD what applies to your muse.

( This prompt of: “You’ve been through a lot, haven’t you?” is to write a situation with my muse that changed his life. I figured I’d use this as the basis of writing his story out, so it may be jumbled up here and there, so there will be more to come in the future!~ )

“If I were to recall, it would have been back as a child, around my… 15th or 16th cycle.” Luma thought, scribbling into the journal near his bed as he contemplated the beginnings along with the important bits of his life. “I hadn’t recalled their names for the longest time… after that incident, I tried to forget. To no use– no avail, as the memories come and go in quick bursts that brought the brunt of my migraines. Now, all has subsided but there is still more to be discovered of that past.” His quill raised from the paper for sometime, shaking his head as he was getting off track. “The calamity, destruction and mayhem. Most were not spared, some made it out damaged, scarred, or both. For myself, for the little hyur, it was tough. A fire spread, destroying my home and consuming the loving and lively essence of my mother. It wouldn’t have been until recently that I remembered her name, Margaret. She was a kind soul, and made the best darn sweet rolls that mine could never compare to… but when I think of her, I think of what I lost.” The quill fell onto the paper for a moment as he stood up, wanting to walk away and rid himself of having to think of the past, yet his feet wouldn’t budge. Tears in his eyes, he brought the quill to the pages once more after a rough dab into the bottle of ink. “The sound of her voice still echoes in my ears at night, the faint calling of my name and begging pleas to run– to escape, to flee. My father was nowhere in sight, fleeing the scene in fear as a coward at the time. Hibald Lee, former soldier and tactician… now back from the dead, or from hiding, after meeting up with him within Ishgard and an ungrateful meeting with books and dates. The life of Luma Lee has reached its prime, but more of these logs will come… and more stories would be told.” He finished writing for the time, some droplets hitting the pages of the journal as he slowly and reluctantly closed the book on the quill, sighing some. Another tale, for another time.- Luma Lee

[lilacdarkcircles]

tw: s*icide, s*lf h*rm, dr*ugs

for the first time in since i was two years old i met my birth mother. i wasn’t adopted, just abandoned. i flew out to texas to meet her. she showed up late, brought no money, and left early because she had a “migraine”. she asked me no questions except a few about my dad. she chain smoked cigarettes with her best friend inside of the zoo we met at (her best friend she never mentioned before and never told me she was coming, who also had no money so i had to pay for both of them). who the fuck smokes in a zoo??? she asked if we could grab burritos afterwards, in which she sat at a different table because she “i really like having leg room”. then she had the fucking audacity to post on facebook that it was the best day of her life. she wore very very low rise jeans w the sparkles and beads on the waist line and back and a necklace with the outline of the state of texas. she was shaking when she left saying her “migraines” were getting bad. i googled her name and her mugshots were the first thing i could find. she brought drugs (meth and crack) into school property. so obviously this woman is not okay so why did i fucking relapse with attempted suicide because she didn’t even try?????????????

[freshcycletimetravel-blog]

Rule # 25: Do not fuck with a co-worker.

ALICIA The smile on my lips, I kneel in front of my Romeo. Failing scale, I already see a bar that distorts the thick canvas of his black jeans. Damn yes, he wants me. Very envious, even! After looking at him, I unfasten his heavy leather belt before tackling his fly and giggling. He takes off his pelvis obligingly to allow me to slide the pants on his muscular thighs. I stop for a moment contemplating his manhood compressed in a red boxer. I frown, uncertain. It is true that he looks well mounted, this con! Unconsciously, I spend my tongue on my lips while lowering with both hands the last obstacle. His dick leaps forward and hits my nose. I utter a sharp scream as I leave behind and pity myself miserably; my neck bangs violently against a foot of my desk. Stunned, a little groggy, I find myself mysteriously sitting in my chair, a cold compress on the skull. Rory pats his back with my right hand while murmuring words of appeasement. - What happened ? My voice is quavering, even to my ears. - You fell and you hit yourself. Nothing serious ; you just need a dozen stitches ... - What? It's not possible ! I get insulted and start climbing the towers, but Rory interrupts me: - I laugh. You just have a small cut to the scalp. It's already over, you do not bleed anymore.- Ah! I'm sorry. I ... you ... we do not have any idea to have a dick too, too ... yeah, you see, what. I think I'll love it. - Do you have aspirin somewhere? You looked shaken. He is right, I am. Despite my migraine, I only think of the anaconda that attacked me a little earlier. Damn, it's the weapon of mass destruction, forbidden by the Geneva convention, this thing! And again, I barely caught a glimpse of it. It must be said that he nearly stuns me in addition to farting my nose. With all these impure thoughts, my panties are good for spinning at 1800 rpm. And Rory who is watching me with a look of spaniel while I take the hair of the beast ... A strategic glance allows me to see that, if he covered his virtue, an important erection continues to inflate his jeans . A horny spaniel, yeah! And even Tex Avery's wolf, with languid glances and lingering tongue. amateur sex I carefully remove the wet linen that crowns my head; a miserable tiny pink stain decorates it. My hairstyle is fucking, pitiful. I must look like a survivor of the Titanic; where is Leonardo? No need, I have a super male in store. "Are you still beating me?" "Yes, you've made me pretty excited, so here you are. It will go with a good shower.- I have an idea to make me forgive: a good pipe, does that tell you? Shit, but why am I talking with my ovaries instead of my brain? I turn to red peony again. Me and my big mouth ... But I'm going to need it now. RORY Once again, she surprised me. The moment before, she was almost dead, peeing blood through a gaping hole in her shattered skull, dying on the floor, and now she offers to relieve me by cutting a pipe! And the worst part is that I do not know how to say no. I do not want to. But I'm going to die at the moment when his delicate lips are going to encircle my tail. Quick, an objection ... - Are you sure ? You do not know me: I could carry a disease, AIDS or any STD.- You would tell me? - Yes, of course ... I did blood tests three months ago, I think. - And you did not ... - No, I do not have. Unlike some, I do not jump on everything that moves. Shit, why did I say that? She takes it for her, it's obvious ... Here I've messed up; I understand it when I see it close like an oyster. - OK I understand. You can go to the bathroom, it's in the hallway on the left. I'm sorry, Alicia. I was referring to my cousin Noel, a womanizer who is also my roommate, for my greatest misfortune. Oh, ok ... Well, I have work; we have work. DiNozzo has mumps, he can not accompany the team to Charlotte. We do it - OK, I plug my computer on this post, I understand ...

We worked in near-silence until past noon. Alicia has a good feeling and sense of dialogue; I think that at the end of the day we will have an acceptable first draft. Her stomach gurgles distinctly, and she finally turns to me, a little embarrassed. She has avoided me since our incident, throwing me a few surreptitious glances. - I'm hungry, it looks like. What do you say, a salad burrito? It is a Tex-Mex restaurant two steps away; my canteen, actually.- No problem if you can walk there. ALICIA Sitting at my usual table, at the bottom of the little restaurant, we sip a margarita in silence. Rory does not seem in a hurry to restart the conversation and examines the premises with an approving eye. Pablo, the boss, and Frida his wife decorated the room twenty years ago; it's loud, in the yellow and red, but finally warm. My neighbor reads his messages on his smartphone and closes it quickly. He is cute in taciturn mode. Earlier, I took the wrong note: I thought he was calling me bitch-jump. Well, I had to give him that impression, anyway: want to carve a pipe after half an hour, it's nympho in need of fuck. But it's not my fault if I love it! My second boyfriend taught me everything and helped me develop a flawless technique, which has allowed me to impress all my lovers since. Wait, I do not say that I've had lots, I'm not like that. But ... let's see ... Three ... four ... Yes, I had five lovers in all, at twenty-four; it's not a male hunter's behavior, right? I blush while ironing the film of my not so many sexual experiences, and I hope that the dim light masks my emotion; but lost, Rory stares at me, a shark smile uncovers his teeth. - What are you thinking of? You just stole a make-up, it seems.- You think? I ... I was thinking of picking up where we left off.- NCIS? "" No, when I nearly fellatio. I had not planned to say that, but the margarita is packed and I'm pissed. I'm saved by Pablo bringing a small bottle filled with a green liquid that Rory asked him. Finally, I believe, because this traitor speaks Spanish like a real chicano and joked with the boss at length on his arrival. Cuidado, seH or, está muy callente! No hay problema, Pablo. Estoy acostumbrado. And here I am, sidelined! Rory sprinkles copiously with his red kidney beans, carefully mixes, tastes under Pablo's wary eye, and raises a thumb. Frowning, I retrieve the vial and examine it before watering my chili copiously. In front of the anxious mines of the two men, I sneer. - Yes, guys. I am of age and vaccinated: I have the same rights as men in this beautiful country of freedom that is America. There, I nailed them to these two macho! I fill a good spoonful of beans and swallow it directly, and ... and ... Fire! This fucking thing is fire! I let go of the spoon, get up while engulfing a glass of ice water, fanning myself, yelping and choking. I go to the bathroom and plunge my head into the bowl, forcing me to vomit all that contains my stomach back. I'm on my knees in front of the faience spotted, hiccupping and drooling. A compassionate hand puts a wet cloth on my forehead. Definitely, it's the second time of the day! I look up and see Rory as a spaniel. Congratulations the table! In fact a femme fatale, I ask myself a little there, stained and stinking of the beak. If I escape, I throw myself off a bridge. From the Golden Gate, just 350 miles ... He helps me up. As my legs wobble, he supports me to the sink against which I rely. My reflection in the mirror in front of me is pitiless: bloodshot eyes, cheeks red and glistening with tears, drooling threads on the chin, flickering lips. She is beautiful, the screenwriter! - I'm sorry, Rory. I did not know ... - Shhh. It's my fault, I should have warned you; but as you said you came often, I thought you knew jalapeños mashed potatoes; Pedro's is particularly strong. When I came out of the bathroom, I took a human face again. Still shaken, I just accept a coffee lying down before returning to the office. The afternoon is studious; Gibbs and his team solve the investigation with mastery, DiNozzo heals without sequelae, and McGee does not win the lottery, in the end. And I do not cut a pipe to my colleague. Even if I sometimes eye on the suspicious bump at the proper place. But I was shaken at lunch: no question of splurge on my body. Yet, by dint of spying Rory discreetly, the bottom of my panties should look like a mop.I must be less discreet than I thought, because the bad boy throws me: - I hope you like it, what you see ... - Me? What are you talking about ? "I feel as if I'm naked because your eyes are undressing me." Hey, you're dreaming, man! I'm looking at you because ... because ... Shit! Because you have a nice mouth, a nice ass, a nice cock, and ... Well, better that I shut up. Not able to hide his desires for sex, the same Alicia. At least, if I had his big cock deep in my throat, I would shut up. Damn, think of something else! -