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lanternmice · 2 years ago

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they call me the guy that leaves strange and somewhat endearing tags on people's rain world ocs, probably on account of my (looks at recent followers) good god you people shouldn't be here

#Observing me..#every time somebody follows me it feels like i'm being moved from a glass jar to a terrarium and then into a hamster cage #and then i get upgraded to a glass aquarium approximately 32 gallons and then after that i become a danger to the owner #so they move me to a wildlife rehabilitation center but they say i'm too weird and offputting so then they send me to the zoo #but all the kids think i have rabies so they send me to the circus where i live out the rest of my days acting like a clown for you all #oh my god i'm so sick #what a 102° fever 4 hours of sleep and a heart full of love for ocs does to a mf #sorry. Sincerely #hope you enjoy my weird girl swag. it will never end

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