#and then he immediately rolled 6 perfect farkles in a row and left with the deed to the bar

[gavamont]

Sometimes you just can’t have a nice thing. Playing a classic game of Wizard Dice and this fucking barbarian comes over, plays one round and claims I’m cheating just because I won every set.

News flash asshole: Wizard Dice is about cheating! The game of Wizard Dice starts when you get dressed to appear to not be a wizard, and then you make the game seem like it’s fair until a mutually reached tipping point. And then you and the other wizard have a near unobservable wizard battle within the dice cup to transform the dice and telekinetically move the dice and destroy and summon the dice. The sport of it is trying to out maneuver and out bamboozle your fellow wizard.

I thought he was doing the classic “Barbarian Bate” technique, but no, he was an actual barbarian who did not clock that myself and my opponent were both wizards. Got pretty messy, I think I’m not allowed back at that Fantasy Chili’s Express again, but that’s just how the game goes.