#and then date goes 'you look cute like that' guys there are more important things going on right now!!!!

[kastillia]

[callsign-rogueone]

Going off your wingleader!Liam idea… Liam and reader are third-years and total couple goals. A first year comes in and starts flirting with reader every time he sees her. He doesn’t know she’s dating his wingleader. She’s polite but doesn’t mention Liam.

One day during training the new guy is watching reader and running his mouth about how hot she is, nudging other guys in his squad and making all kinds of remarks, even going so far as to make a comment to Liam. Liam just smirks, showing off those cute little dimples, as reader walks over and kisses him in front of everyone. New guy just stares in absolute shock (and horror when he realizes the woman he’s been objectifying is his wingleader’s girl.) Need a fic like this immediately 😭

I love this so much. I don't have the bandwidth to write this into a whole chapter but I DO have ideas. so here they are. (future Liz here… I got very carried away. but it’s Liam, so it’s fine.)

this guy clearly thinks he's hot shit. not even bonded yet, but his ego is bigger than Tairn's. so of course he goes after you, a third year with a leadership position at the top of your class. (because Liam's girl is as perfect as him.)

at this point you're used to these boys coming in and trying to flex on everyone. so you know how to brush it off. it's so routine that you don't even mention it to Liam, because you've got more important things to do / discuss.

anyway.

a couple weeks go by of the same thing, until one day, mister confidence is just in the wrong place at the wrong time. running his mouth without realizing who's around him, watching you demonstrate something and making comments to his friends instead of paying attention. Liam's about to elbow him and tell him to shut up, and then he realizes that they're talking about you.

immediately, he's upset — he's just itching to tell this guy off, both for talking when he's supposed to be listening to directions that could save his life, and also for saying those things about you, making comments on your body and how much he wants to... you know what I’m getting at here. anyway.

you can see Liam standing at the back of the gym, can see the visible frustration on his face and the way his jaw is clenched, his shoulders tight and tense... and you know it's hard to upset our sunshine boy, so something bad must have happened.

you wrap up the demonstration, get the youngins paired up to work, and then you slip away to Liam and give him a little kiss, because that’s your default greeting, that’s just automatic at this point when you see him, and take his hand and ask what’s wrong.

and then all the stress and tension just fades out of him, and he gives you a genuine smile, pulls you closer and holds you in a way that makes it clear that you’re a couple.

normally he isn’t one for PDA, so you’re a little surprised, but you don’t question it at all, just happy to cuddle up with him, resting your head on his shoulder and taking a moment to relax — his presence is always so soothing, and you don’t get moments like this very often in your very busy days as a wingleader and a section leader.

you don’t even notice the boy’s slack-jawed look as he realizes that you have a boyfriend. you’re too busy appreciating the moment you get to spend with Liam — but over your shoulder, he’s definitely smirking at the kid, like… get fucked, she’s mine. not that our boy would ever say that. he’s just thinking it really hard.

he gets a little pouty once you're behind closed doors, though, and tells you about it.

you laugh, and remind him that the first year boys can look all they want, but he's the only one who can touch, and if they do, they're going to get their nose broken. and that he's the only one who can set foot in your room, because you absolutely warded them like Xaden and Violet's.

that pacifies him, but he’s still thinking about it for the rest of the day.

he doesn’t consider himself particularly possessive, but he realizes that he just wants people to know that you’re his — or more so that you’re together and in love, and you’re it for each other.

the pair of you have always been focused on the present, the incredibly stressful lives that you lead here at this death trap of a school. but now he starts really thinking about the future.

you’ll be graduating soon, a pair of lieutenants headed off… somewhere. he hasn’t decided yet. he’ll get his choice, being a wingleader. but what about you? section leaders aren’t promised anything. there’s only one other way to guarantee that you’ll stay together… and damn, does he like the idea of you having matching name patches on your flight jackets.

but you deserve a real proposal, a romantic one, not something rushed, decided out of practicality. and when is too soon in your relationship to talk about that? you’ve been together since your threshing, but it feels like a lot longer than that — everything you’ve endured has brought you closer, he supposes.

you curl further into his side with a sleepy hum. ��what’s on your mind?”

he’s about to tell you it’s nothing, but you know him better than that. “you have that look on your face,” you mumble, your eyes still closed. “know you’re thinkin' about something.”

“about you," he answers honestly, lifting the arm you have slung around his waist and finding your hand, taking it in his. it fits perfectly, your skin smooth against the callouses and scars decorating his hands from years of making his carvings. a dangerous hobby, you’d joked. you have a point. he’s amassed more tiny injuries from his own knives than from anything Basgiath has put him through. “about us.”

“yeah?”

“yeah,” he answers, his thumb brushing over your ring finger, where a wedding band would go. “about the future.”

“two kids and a cat,” you murmur. “and trips to Morraine in the summer. rent a little house on the lake for a week or two, and just lay around.”

“sounds perfect.”

you just hum in reply, too tired to keep talking. Liam presses a kiss to your forehead, pulling the covers a little higher. “I love you.”

“Love y’too.”

[floueris]

College boyfriend! riki

College boyfriend! Riki x stem gf

genre : crack, fluff

summary : Riki as your college boyfriend

College boyfriend! riki who is a history major

College boyfriend! riki who was so excited to finally be able to join his hyungs in uni

College boyfriend! riki who you met in high school (self promo but classmate! riki fic is here)

College boyfriend! riki who is smitten with you his stem major gf!

College boyfriend! riki who always makes it a point to try to have breakfast together before either of y’all’s first class (GUYS ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS OKAY, I’m screaming bye, me when)

College boyfriend! riki who tries to have at least lunch, dinner or supper with you if he isn’t able to meet you for breakfast that day

College boyfriend! riki who if he isn’t able meet you that day would always try to leave things in your bag the previous day for a little surprise as he says

College boyfriend! riki whose favourite thing to leave in your bag is a cute love notes telling you how pretty you are or how smart you are and it’s because you always gets extra affectionate after you find them

College boyfriend! riki who is in the dance and baseball team (i KNOWWWW so many people would say basketball but like have u seen that vlog with him and jake, bro has a mean pitch)

College boyfriend! riki who gets extra clingy when tired he is tired (he thinks you are his battery pack, being clingy with you only recharges his energy)

College boyfriend! riki who is a very hardworking person and juggles his time well

College boyfriend! riki who loves to go on study dates with you after school (only because you make studying less tiring when you are there with him)

College boyfriend! riki who enjoys the peace and comfortable silence during these dates (also because he thinks you are really hot like REALLLY HOTTTT when you are focusing on something)

College boyfriend! riki who is elated when he found out that you want to minor in history

College boyfriend! riki who basically becomes your tutor the moment you have a history related module

College boyfriend! riki who is such a good tutor, only because of the rewards that he gets after you do well on a test (his reward being kisses LOL)

College boyfriend! riki who sits beside you during these tutoring sessions

College boyfriend! riki who has an arm around your chair

College boyfriend! riki who feels that you are too far and grabs the base of your chair to pull you closer to him (PLEASEEEEE I NEED HIM SO SO SO BAD, honestly if someone did this to me I would fold SOOO BAD)

College boyfriend! riki who gets a little all up in your face when he is trying to explain an important concept

College boyfriend! riki who does it on purpose because he wanted to see your flushed ears

College boyfriend! riki who then tucks your hair behind your ear and gives you a loud smooch on your cheek

College boyfriend! riki who can’t help but giggle when you smack his sturdy chest in shock and embarrassment

College boyfriend! riki who can’t help but look at you with a love struck expression as you clear your throat and compose yourself

College boyfriend! riki who thinks your the cutest, kindest, most gorgeous, most perfect person he’s ever met

College boyfriend! riki who just can’t help loving you more and more as the days goes by

College boyfriend! riki who always get a warm feeling, like how a hot drink feels on a freezing day every time he sees you

College boyfriend! riki who is so utterly and helpless in love with you even though you guys have been together for a while

A/n : someone save me please , I’m TEWWWWWWW DOWN BAD FOR RIKI OMFGGGG, I literally need to start dating him or else I’m going to start crying ( guys in all seriousness this is a joke🙏 para-social relationships aren’t healthy 🙏🤫) also self projecting a little because STEM IS CRAZY

[jujutsukaisenwriting]

JJK Characters Realizing They Start Falling for You [Pt.1]

Yuji Itadori:

He always saw you as a bro but suddenly, your jokes and your laugh started being cute instead of the usual funny

He wants you to always see him at his best and he now starts paying double attention to everything he does in front of you

Blushes intensely and avoids direct eye contact, dying of both embarrassment and desire to stare in your eyes forever

Starts being super attentive to small things, like always making sure you are comfortable

Touched your hand “on accident” but immediately admits he kinda likes it

Smiles widely at you letting him keep your hand and brushes your knuckles with his thumb gently

Feels like the luckiest guy in the world (and texts Fushiguro about it almost immediately)

Megumi Fushiguro:

Starts missing you when you are not around

Everything seems…less annoying to him, even the stupid jokes that Yuji makes

Catches himself contemplating whether he should just hit you with a casual “hi” text (and tries to find reasoning for that)

Wants to share every movie and song with you

At one point, just starts randomly carrying your stuff, walking you home and etc

During one of such walks, asks if you might be interested in going on a date?

Smiles confidently and a bit shyly upon hearing you say yes

Gojo Satoru:

If you think he was clingy before, think again

He will just be... everywhere you go, popping out of thin air with his signature grin.

He will never admit it but he simply misses you dearly and wants to be by your side.

Also, trust issues: he is scared that once out of your field of view, he'll be... forgotten.

Saves the last sweet for you and puts his jacket on your shoulder when walking you home in the evening

Accidentally tilts his head to breathe in your scent and looks away, smiling

His whole world just concentrates in you, all of a sudden, but he doesn't mind at all

Nanami Kento:

He didn't plan any romance while working as a sorcerer but lately, he's been paying more attention to your presence. In fact, he starts looking forward to you being near him and it causes his mild annoyance.

He hates to admit the fact that you have become something much more meaningful and important than a colleague.

Starts smiling more around you and overall feels more relaxed. His small smile goes amazingly well with his sharp features.

His love language is acts of service so he starts bringing you sweets and pastry, takes some of your tasks and fills in paperwork for you.

Offers you a ride home one day and on the way, suddenly suggests to have dinner together.

"It's just a meal"

At one point during this dinner, just takes your hand and doesn't let go ever since.

Sukuna:

His jokes and wits become less cruel and more... gentle? If he knows what this word even means

He has always been in search of something his whole life, killing people and curses and gaining more and more power. With you around, he just wants peace.

Starts accidentally seeking touch with you: like touching your hand, playing with your hair, wrapping his arm around your waist.

Also, starts making these jokes that you two are together. Their amount intensifies when other men approach you.

One day, just states that you and him are spending the evening together. Doesn't tell you the details though and feels a tingle of unknown excitement.

"Of course it's a date, silly. I want you to be mine and I won't take no for answer"

[leashybebes]

queer feelings - 7

one | two | three | four | five | six

Buck is aware that he is…not giving the best account of himself, but he can't seem to get a handle on it. Alannah's gorgeous, and funny, and interesting. And she's bisexual. She's bisexual like him, and he apparently can't be normal about it.

He's talking too much about being bi, and he's distantly aware that he probably sounds like a sheltered kid on his first day at the LGBTQIA+ society in college. Not that he'd know, really. But it's how he imagines that would feel.

"Like I went on a date with this girl," Buck says, "And I mentioned that my ex was a guy and she got - really weird about it."

"Oof," she says, taking another sip of her drink. "Yeah, been there."

"Yeah?"

"Mm-hm. I mostly date other bi or pan people now."

"Oh?" Buck's not sure what to make of that. She seems really nice, and he wouldn't be sitting here with her if he'd only checked the box for interested in women. Like, they have this thing in common, which is nice, but it's also…a prerequisite?

"I've met way too many straight guys who are a little too into it, and a decent number of lesbians who are just straight up weird about it," Alannah's saying, so casual and unbothered, and Buck wants to listen to her talk about it for hours.

He feels a familiar wave of outrage on her behalf, but it's tempered by the knowledge that - that that's him too, now. He gets to be annoyed about that for himself, too. 

"That really sucks," he says.

She shrugs, casual and elegant - she really is pretty, and Buck's interested in her, but he doesn't know if that's because he's interested-interested, or just because she's the first person he's really met who uses the word bisexual like it's simultaneously not a big deal, and also like it's kind of the bedrock of who she is as a person.

"Biphobic assholes are always gonna be out there. Too gay for the straights, too straight for the gays. But that's not all people. It's not even most people if you don't surround yourself with assholes."

It feels like getting hit in the back of the head. Too straight for the gays. Huh. 

"It doesn't matter," she goes on. "But it is important. You get me?"

"Uh. Not really," he admits, and she smiles.

"Okay. Like - was the fact that you fucked women the most interesting thing about you before you came out?"

Buck almost chokes on his beer. Alannah rolls her eyes and smirks at him.

"Guess not," he admits.

She shrugs. "But it was an important part of how you saw the world, right? Like I said. Doesn't matter. Is important."

"I get it," he says. And he does. It doesn't matter. But it's important. God, it's really important.

She nabs the last fry from the basket between them and looks at him, considering. "I mean this in a nice way," she prefaces.

"Uh-oh," Buck jokes, and she smiles at him, leaning forward a little.

"You don't have a ton of queer people in your life, right?"

"Um." Well, there's Hen and Karen. There's Josh. There was Tommy. That's not a lot of people. But as like, a proportion of the people he does have in his life, it's not small. That's a depressing thought, all of a sudden. Not the relative queerness, but the size of his network. "I guess," he admits.

She smiles at him again, realer this time, a little lopsided. She's so cute.

"You might wanna work on that," she advises, and Buck thinks he will.

They move onto other topics - the things about themselves that are more interesting - but that thing she said about too straight for the gays keeps ticking around in his head. Is that what it was? Was that part of it?

"Can I see you again?" he asks at the end of the night.

She hesitates. "You're a good guy, Buck. But I don't think you're for me."

"Oh. Oh, sure," Buck says. "Friends?"

"I'd like that," she says, and she seems sincere. "You know, I actually have a friend that's gonna adore you."

It's the nicest brush-off he's ever gotten. The best failed first date he's ever had.

[bluetimeombre]

ׂ╰┈➤ She’s like a shot of Espresso

You work in a coffee shop and suddenly Jacob is a coffee enthusiast

This man has been appearing in my dreams, he’s just begging for my attention. Btw I totally don’t work in a coffee shop…

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Teenpopbuzz: we've found jacbobelordi favourite coffee spot! the actor has been seen visiting there on three separate occasions

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Jacob was not a nervous person. He never got nervous and never felt awkward. But this was a trip to the coffee shop he'd frequented and he'd slowly started to get the shakes before every time. What the hell was wrong with him?

He knew what was wrong with him, his friends knew what was wrong with him. He had a crush. A crush on the pretty barista who served him every time.

The cafe had only been opened an hour but he was there and so were you. He realised you were there most days, with a smile and style.

The bell over the door dinged as he walked in and as you finished serving your customer. It was all quiet inside as he strode to the counter.

'Hi,' you smiled as the other customer walked away.

'How you doing?' he asked politely.

'I'm good, your usual?'

He grinned. 'You know it already.'

'Of course. Any plans today?' he knew you were probably just making conversation, but it still felt nice to talk to you.

'Nothing much, just got this book I want to finish.'

'Oh yea? What you reading?'

'Grapes of Wrath,' he said. He moved along the counter with you, keeping conversation.

'You know if you like Steinbeck you should try East of Eden, it's my favourite book.'

'Really?'

You went into describing the book and he listened intently, smiling at you as you got excited over the book. He came in with his own prompts too.

‘Sorry, im keeping up,’ You apologized, sliding his coffee over.

‘No please, I love to hear it. I’ve got nothing much on.’

‘Finishing a Book, very important business,’ You tell him.

When another customer walked in, it was his cue to leave, slowly and looking back at you like one hundred times.

Jacob opened the door, calling to you one more time, completely ignoring the customer that was there. ‘I’ll see you soon!’

You smile and blush.

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Jacobelordi: I’ve heard East of Eden is a good read

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Jacobelordi: 📚

Jacobelordi: oh no, I accidentally tripped and dropped all my classics full of my annotations with all my interesting ideas and thoughts

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Jacob had a mission.

Your cafe was busier by the time he got in around lunch. It had been a busy week and beside talking to you through instagram, there hasn’t been much chance of a chance to see you.

So boy was he gonna see you today. And he had a plan.

He walked in and couldn’t immediately see you but saw your co-workers, another guy and another girl at the counter. He lingered around. What if you weren’t working today? But he was sure you were, you were always in on this day.

He caught sight of you, talking to a couple out for lunch and he smiled, tapping the book in his pocket.

After you left them to eat their lunch, you strode over. He noticed the blush on your cheeks, he’s hoped you’d be just as nervous.

‘Hey,’ he smiled as you slid behind the counter.

Your co-workers wondered away, clearly trying to make it look as if they weren’t listening.

‘I actually brought something for you,’ he said, suddenly wanting to hide behind his cap.

‘For me?’

With a grin, he slid over Grapes of Wrath. ‘It’s my copy, annotated and that. I just thought you might like to read it.’

‘Oh my god, thank you!’ You practically caressed the book. ‘It’s so funny cause I actually have something for you-‘ then, you pulled out east of Eden. ‘My copy. Not quite annotated but there’s a line or two underlined.’

‘Oh woah,’ the two of you laugh about it, thumbing though the pages.

Finally, Jacob knew he had to ask. He couldn’t not. ‘Maybe, if you’re free- and if you’re up to it, we could meet up and chat about it- and other things of course.’

You watch, blushing.

‘A date!’ He suddenly announced. ‘I’m asking you out on a date.’

You nod. ‘I would love to go on a date with you, just let me know when, you have my number.’

Confused, his brows furrowed until you helped him. You flicked open the cover and on the first page of the book, your number was scribbled.

And he knew, he was in bad.

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Teenpopbuzz: new couple alert?! Jacobelordi has been spotted out and about with a mystery girl a few times now, could this be his new lucky woman?!

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[henrioo]

°•*⁀➷ ORANGE THEORY: TRIO MONSTER

꒰ SYNOPSIS ꒱ : "It seems that if your lover peel an orange for you without you asking him first, then that means they really love you, since they can do things for you without you even asking they for that."

꒰ WARNINGS ꒱ : Male! Reader (can be trans or cis), MLM, homo relationship, man x man relationship, Sanji and Zoro bickering in their scenarios, it's mentioned that the reader likes orange and likes food in general, gay being used in a way to make the other embarrassed (not using for you), term men-kisser, Sanji is a little pervert about your male body (nothing too weird), a lot of terms and nicknames for male people

꒰ WC ꒱ : 1,6 in all, 300 for Luffy, 772 for Sanji and 576 for Zoro

꒰ NOTES ꒱ : So lol I wanted to do this one because I saw a lot of those one week, then I though was fair for boys having that too. I planned to post this some week ago, but I passed through a lot of things so I got a little unmotivated, but now since I have 700 followers from the night to the day I think I have to give everyone more content, so hm here it is, for all those people... Jesus this is scary, I'm still gonna make an official post for celebrating the followers, but I'm planning a thing for that so maybe it will take a while, but it's coming and with some present for you guys. Enjoy!

➤ Luffy

Naive of you to think that you would need to go to Luffy, the moment you appear on the deck with an orange for your snack, your boyfriend is already on top of you with his arms wrapped around your waist and drooling all over the fruit.

“Hey (y/n), did you get it for me?” He would ask laughing as you huffed at his insatiable hunger.

“No, for me, why would I get it for you?” You said feigning anger with a pout on your lips.

“Because…” Luffy made a hurt face, with big puppy dog eyes and a truly hurt pout. “Because you are my boyfriend and your duty is to feed me!” He said irritated and rocking you in his arms.

You just laughed, Luffy almost never called you his boyfriend, only at appropriate times for him, like now. The boy might have an airhead, but he knew that using titles like that would make you melt and fulfill his every desire.

“That goes for you too” you snorted, offering him the orange “You’re also my boyfriend so you should feed me too” you said laughing at his logic, but still finding it cute.

Luffy just let you go and took the orange in his hands, you were distracted to answer something to Usopp and took your eyes off the boy. Soon you felt him poking you and when you turned around you found Luffy offering you half of the peeled orange.

"Here! Now we’re even, you fed me and I fed you!” He said laughing as he stuffed half of the orange into his mouth and ran off to do something else.

Simply leaving you there with half an orange in your hand, red cheeks and a racing heart. Besides, of course, the obvious certainty that you loved Luffy.

➤ Sanji

It's impossible for Sanji to leave you hungry, he has a biological clock that works solely to always give you treats and small snacks between important meals. It's easier for you to get tired from eating so much than to actually get hungry around this man, especially when you're his boyfriend, and therefore his number one priority.

You had just helped Nami and received one of her precious oranges as a reward, so you decided it was a good snack until lunch time that was approaching. You entered the kitchen and sat at the counter, placing your orange there so you could eat.

“Do you need anything my beloved (y/n)-kun?” Sanji asked, looking at you over his shoulder as he continued preparing for lunch.

“No, I just wanted to stay here with you for a while” you answered him with a smile, Sanji didn't usually let you help him with most of the main meals, he said that the pressure of having to finish the meal on time for everyone was bad for your skin. He would prefer that you could cook calmly and calmly, making meals without a delivery date. That's why you usually only watched him cook the main meals, already knowing that he would refuse your help.

“You are so lovely Mon ange, I am so lucky to have you” he said, sighing dramatically with heart eyes as he turned to you with a lovestruck face, he quickly noticed your orange with curious eyes. "An orange?"

“Huh? Oh yes, I was helping Nami and she gave me one” you explained to him, knowing that he would be curious that you had a snack that he didn't give you.

Before any other movement was made, you heard Nami calling you on the main deck urgently. You huffed angrily and got up, telling Sanji that you would be right back while he opened the kitchen door to resolve whatever situation they needed from you.

When you came back a few minutes later, sitting at the counter again, you noticed that your orange was gone. You looked around looking for the fruit, it wasn't anywhere else on the counter, nor on the table, nor had it fallen on the floor or anywhere nearby.

“Sanji? Have you seen my orange?” You asked, not remembering taking the fruit with you.

“Just a moment my dear” Sanji said, still fiddling with something with his back to you. Confused, you followed his order and waited in silence.

Then your blonde boyfriend turned around and handed you a plate with your orange, but very different from the orange you had initially left. Now it was completely cut and all the pieces separated, that white part that you always complained about was gone and the slices were positioned to form a heart, in addition to, of course, a toothpick stuck into them with a heart design on top.

“You already work so much with those idiots, you shouldn't tire your beautiful male hands…” Sanji said and quickly fell silent, you felt like he was going to say a perverted sentence but he held himself back to keep the moment cute.

“Ah, Sanji, this is so cute” you said, observing the dish that was so well crafted, you hadn't even asked him and yet he did everything as if it were his duty. “Thank you for that love,” you said smiling at him.

Sanji stared at you in silence for a few minutes with flushed cheeks and a shy smile... and then he lost control.

“Ah, my dear (y/n)-kun! Please don't waste your compliments on me! Oh, you are such a kind man! A true gentleman! I could do anything you want my beloved prince! I will serve you all the days of my life and protect your beautiful strong manly body! Oh you are so sexy my dear (y/n)-kun! You are the most handsome man on the entire planet, I am so lucky to be your boyfriend! Please marry me and be my husband!”

You didn't even need to react as Zoro entered the kitchen yawning. “Can you stop being gay, cook? There are people wanting to have lunch”

“Who are you calling gay you little shit?!” Sanji shouted angrily.

“You, man-kisser,” Zoro shot back angrily.

“Listen here, the only man I kiss is my beloved (y/n)-kun and I would rather die than kiss anyone other than him!”

“Still a man-kisser” You decided to ignore them fighting while you ate your oranges… Sanji might be a bit exaggerated but you knew he loved you and you loved him even more.

➤ Zoro

You plopped down next to your boyfriend, sitting next to him against the ship. He complained with a huff about you disturbing him in his nap, since you were practically lying on top of him. So he decided to open his eyes to see what you were doing.

There you were smiling as you held an orange in your lap, you looked beaming as you shouted something to Luffy and Chopper in the distance on the other side of the ship.

"What is that?" Zoro asked about his fruit.

“Hmm? Snack” you said smiling childishly “Sanji gave it to me when I said I was hungry, cool right?” You said excitedly, when it came to eating you were always happy.

But the mention of the cook made Zoro lose all the excitement he gained seeing his cuteness, what was that stupid cook thinking? Sure, Sanji practically hated men and would never be with one, but you were still Zoro's boyfriend! Sanji couldn't just be nice to you like that! That was only the swordsman's right!

You seemed to ignore your boyfriend's instant bad mood, you didn't usually care about Zoro's jealousy, always saying that he exaggerated too much sometimes. Not that it was a lie, but that didn't stop him from feeling jealous. He snorted thinking about millions of things, did you like the cook more because of his kindness?

While you were distracted screaming and talking to your captain about something stupid, Zoro stole the orange from your lap and started peeling the fruit as best he could, after all his anger told him to throw that fruit into the ocean or else throw it at the head of that idiot blonde.

When you stopped talking and went to get your fruit you noticed it was missing, you immediately became desperate for having lost your snack. “Zoro, have you seen my orange?!” You asked looking at your boyfriend, had Luffy caught her while you were distracted?

When you looked over at Zoro, you found him offering you a piece of orange, which was now peeled in his lap and he was separating the slices.

“Huh? Why is this out of nowhere?” You asked curiously, of course Zoro also had his moments of kindness, but you thought there was something behind this action today.

"Do you want it or not? I thought you liked gentle men” he said irritably as his face turned red and a frown formed on his face.

“Huh?” You had to think for a few seconds, but soon you connected all the dots. “Oh! Were you jealous of Sanji? Oh, aren’t you a cute boyfriend?”

"Shut up idiot!" Zoro shouted as he angrily shoved the piece of orange into your mouth, forcing you to chew and swallow the fruit.

You continued laughing as Zoro cursed you and tried to make you swallow all the orange he peeled for you. Whether he was trying to feed you or kill you, you didn't know.

“Sanji! Zoro is trying to kill (y/n) by choking on an orange!” Luffy shouted, amused by the scene.

“Zoro, stop wasting my orange!” Nami shouted angrily at him.

In the end Zoro decided that he would be the one to bring you snacks, every time you went too long without eating he would show up with something stolen from the kitchen. He had to make sure he marked his territory and let you know he could be gentle too.

[n6ptunova]

can u do chris bf headcanons

boyfriend headcanons • chris sturniolo

a/n: ofc pookie!! thank you for the request🫶

warnings: none

- chris would try to act a bit more “chill��� and “nonchalant” before you guys date, but once it’s official he turns into the sweetest boy ever. he becomes almost soft spoken when it comes to you and you only.

- he goes to you for fashion advice since he can’t really match clothes. you take him shopping and dress him up in a way that he’s comfortable with but also looks so fine. he might even make one of those tiktoks “my style before and after my gf.” he also loves matching with you for sure.

- speaking of clothes, he LOVESSS when you wear his shirts and hoodies. it doesn’t matter if they’re baggy, tight, or well-fitted on you, he just thinks you look so beautiful in his clothes and he thinks it’s cute how giggly you get and how you burry your face in them admiring his lingering scent. he’ll let you keep your fav hoodie of his too.

- he cannot go to sleep without you. we all know how he’s always sleeping in nick and matt’s rooms, but ever since you got together, he only sleeps in his bed, yours, or the couch but you HAVE to be there or else what else is he gonna cuddle??

- his favourite is when he’s the small spoon laying on top of you and resting his head on your chest (not for that reason but it’s def a bonus) and you playing with his hair till he falls asleep. if he wakes up and you’re separated he’ll whine and cuddle closer to you.

- i think it’s a given that he likes when you play with his hair, it’s his weakness fr. but sometimes when you’re bored you start braiding his hair or trying different hairstyles on him like man bun, piggy tails, space buns or your personal favourite half up half down with some strands falling out. he acts like he’s annoyed when you do this but he melts at the feeling of your fingers in his hair.

- he’ll just be looking up with heart eyes at you focusing so hard to perfect the hair style for him and secretly smiling every time you get excited at how cute he looks and the little kisses you cover his face with. he’s so whipped it’s crazy.

- he’s a part of the sassy men apocalypse idc. being in a relationship with chris is mostly joking around and poking fun at each other. so when he’s in a goofy mood and you shrug him off bc you’re busy or not focused he’ll go “oh so you don’t love me anymore?? i see.”

- “babe literally what’s more important than me rn this is insanity.” you always call each other bro but when hes feeling sassy and you call him bro he’ll say, “are you bro/friend zoning me rn. what the fuck.” and sometimes he doesn’t even respond and just crosses his arms dramatically looking away until you say his name or “babe/baby”

- he takes pictures of things he noted you like before eg. the sky, sunsets, flowers, cats, etc. and sends them to you bc it reminds him of you and he knows how excited you get over them.

- he’s a mama’s boy i stand by that, so it’s important for him that you get along with mary lou, which you do! mary lou loves you so much he starts to get jealous of both of you because you’re “stealing” his mom and you’re spending more time with her that chris starts to miss you.

- i feel like in general chris is a bit touch deprived, like in vids he’s always reaching for his brothers’ hands or resting on them, hugging them, leaning on them when laughing etc. now that he has you, you get all these little touches, playing with your fingers subconsciously, tracing circles on your thighs occasionally squeezing it, rests his arms on your shoulder when you’re standing somewhere, always hugging and kissing you on the cheek, forhead, corner of your lips, and even boops your nose sometimes 😭.

- he definitely is always looking at you with loving heart eyes all the time that fans start to make edits of “the way he looks at you” and you both eat them up.

- when he’s sick he turns into a literal child, you have to baby him or else you’ll never hear the end of his whining and complaining. but it’s okay bc when you’re sick he does the same.

- overall that man is just whipped for you fr and his brothers tease him for it sometimes but he doesn’t care (he literally punches their arm almost every time and tells them to shut up but we move!)

[12amintoronto]

𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭 ... omar marmoush 🩵

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wc: 2.0k

synopsis: headcanons in regards to what omar is like with you during it

contents: 18+ mdni - smut (obviously as per the title)

notes: i try to be good both during and outside the season of prayer, fasting and giving alms, my friends... but i cooked this up anyways. we are mere mortals who give into temptation... i hope you love it girls 🩵

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a ... aftercare ... what they’re like after sex

"habibti, mmh~ you okay?" omar would say, in a breathy voice as he's just finished giving you sex. he'd quickly get onto carefully scanning over you with his sight, ensuring you weren't showing any signs of discomfort.

"come cuddle, baby... let me hold you~" he'd whisper in the softest of tones. omar wraps you up in his strong arms. he'd probably reach for a sip of water from the nightstand, but he offers the glass to your lips first, giving you adorable pleading eyes

"mmmmhhh... ana bahebek~" he'd say, softly stroking your hair at a relaxed pace, over and over... relishing in your warmth and closeness, the skin to skin contact making it all the more special - "did i love you the way you needed, my love?"

b ... body part ... their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s

omar knows he's got it going on - wherever his muscles have definition that's where he can't stop looking at himself in the mirror. biceps, abs, pecs, back...

although your body is beyond beautiful to omar, he loves your face the absolute most. with the way your eyes can sparkle, lips can curl up into a smile, and blush tinge your cheeks, it gives him the best feeling because it's all in your face when you let him you he's making you feel loved.

c ... cum ... anything to do with cum, basically

omar loves how it looks when you let him cum on your belly - "ya allah..." he'd say in a sexy drawn out moan, looking at the stickiness on your stomach as he pulls back from missionary, kneeling in between your thighs as his big hands rub them softly.

d ... dirty secret ... pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

omar often gets an erection unconsciously while he's watching you do certain things - when you step out of the shower, when you're cooking breakfast in just a cute robe. it's funny because he doesn't usually act on it though, so poor omar will watch you do your thing, while he's trying not to shift in a way that'll stimulate his cock... probably keeps a pillow on his lap and acts casual - he really tries to be good. he only gives it to you when both of your desires are clearly working in tune with one another.

e ... experience how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?

omar wasn't one to date as a teenager/adolescent guy... he was so invested in football and that only until he met you. you're his first time, yet he is such a natural.

f ... favourite position ... this goes without saying

omar loves giving you sex in missionary. the fact that he can pull you into a hug while his dick is inside you, and the way you wrap your legs around his waist while he's inside has him going... it's important to omar that he can admire your face, whether he's stroking strands of your hair out of the way, taking in your expressions, or even better, kissing you.

an honourable mention... sometimes omar will lift you up from underneath your thighs, as your arms are wrapped around his shoulders... and fuck you while he's standing up, and you're suspended in his arms.

g ... goofy ... are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.

omar is collected and focused on loving you right during sex, but there's always the occasional moment where he just looks right into your soul almost and it makes you laugh, and then he laughs too, going in for a kiss, and it even makes the two of you laugh when he bites you softly - he can be humorous not in the sense that something is explicitly funny, but it's the laughter that comes from the joy of being together. it's adorable.

h ... hair ... how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.

talking about his hair in that area? he's trimmed - not clean shaven, but neat.

i ... intimacy ... how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect

sex is sacred to omar. this is something he will wait until marriage to do. very very romantic. omar loves to kiss you, hold you in his arms, let you hold onto his body, and whisper sweet nothings to you while he's inside. he loves to stop for a second and take this all in.

he gets that sex is the furthest one can go with someone, and he takes his time with you because he loves you so much.

while omar's buried inside you in missionary, he will stay like that for a second. not thrusting. just resting... his lips brushing against yours though. like this, he speaks to you softly and reinforces your bond by whispering to you how he loves you so much and you're his everything, asking you what you want him to do. 🥺🩵

j ... jack off ... masturbation headcanon

omar is fond of mutual masturbation with you - even though his go to method to non penetrative sex is oral, he's always so mesmerized by the sight of you touching your own self.

he loves watching your fingers wrap around his shaft, just working him from base to tip. just as a little warm up.

k ... kink ... one or more of their kinks

omar's a vanilla boy for the most part, he doesn't need anything incredibly extravagant in addition to spice things up if he already has what he wants most - you.

he is one for praising you - imagine him with his sultry egyptian accent close to your ear, whispering to you ; "you look so pretty taking me like this, habibti~"

l ... location ... favorite places to do it

in the bedroom... early morning as the sun filters through the windows at its brightest. omar loves to unravel your naked body from the bed sheets, admiring how the sun kisses your bare skin.

on the sofa in the living room... that's for later at night, the both of you watching a film with the lights low and warm, quickly escalating once you guys slip into a makeout... ending up with you straddling him, riding his dick... while he lays back with his legs parted, watching you.

m ... motivation ... what turns them on, gets them going

when you guys are sharing such an intimate moment that you are feeling vulnerable and comfy with him enough to let out your sultry side... saying things to him that make him bite his bottom lip as he envisions what you want. think makeout sessions that go on for a bit too long - you end up straddling his thigh, grinding on it... and once he pulls back to catch his breath, both of you guy's lips just slightly swollen from kissing intensely, he'll give you this nod that tells you everything.

n ... no ... something they wouldn’t do, turn offs

omar would never even think about doing anything that could hurt you.

o ... oral ... preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

oh, omar lives in between your thighs. he'll eat your pussy like you wouldn't believe. he doesn't just lick - he uses his entire mouth on you - "lie back, sweetie... this is my treat to you" he'll say, kissing your lips, and before you know it, you're writhing as he sucks and alternates between flicking his tongue against you, then giving you a languid, long lick. he wants to eat you out well enough to the point where he can make you squirt, wetting his beard.

he never says no if you wanna suck his dick - if you're a pro at it, lovely, but if you just wanna giggle at him and look at him with doe eyes while swirling your tongue over his tip, licking along his length? he just watches you, fingers laced together as his hands are behind his head, with the biggest smile. "mmh... this view is so perfect, habibti."

omar LOVES when you tangle your fingers through his curls while he eats your pussy.

p ... pace ... are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

for the most part in all of your sessions, omar will prioritize making that beautifully slow love to you, but his passion can range brilliantly. 80% of a round with omar consists of slow deep strokes.

slow sensual sex with omar doesn't always have to be perfectly calculated. he loves fucking you lazily, too, just enjoying the moment, drinking in every bit of what's happening.

but that other 20%, he gets that bout of energy - "you want this faster, baby? harder? mhm?" - he's relentless, claiming you, breathing heavily.

q... quickie ... their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

eh. omar prefers to have as much time in the world to kill when it comes to pleasing you.

r... risk ... are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.

he wants to know how far you wanna go. even then, he's still checking up on you. interested in a new position where you'll feel him REAL deep? or if you have to get really flexible? best believe he's taking this bit by bit - "just let me know habibti... tell me if it feels good... if it's too much."

s ... stamina ... how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

he's a footballer so lorddd he can go ON. omar can definitely cum a few times in a row before his body is telling him it's time to recover... but recovery is QUICK. if you guys had finished just a half hour ago and are cuddling, and you sublty grind against him - "mmmh, you need another round, habibti? no problem..."

t ... toys ... do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?

nah, he doesn't feel the need for any... you guys have got each other!

u ... unfair ... how much they like to tease

omar's so good at teasing you. of course he wants to give you your pleasure straight up... but your reactions are adorable to him.

imagine he's teasing the entrance to your pussy with the head of his cock. "i just want to hear you say it, habibti..." he doesn't keep it up for an extended period of time though.

v ... volume ... how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

omar's moans are between the two of you to hear... and it might be the hottest thing you've ever heard. for no one else to hear but you, his beloved.

every time his cock slips out of you... he holds you close to him and his lips hover above yours, and he moans alongside you as he slowly, slowlllyyyy slides it back inside you - "ya allahh... you feel this, my love?"

w ... wild card ... a random headcanon for the character

omar wants to make things of this sort such an out-of-this-world experience for you, that he'd literally get his hands on the kama sutra and pencil a star beside the positions that he tries with you that you tell him are your favourite.

x ... x-ray ... let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

his size is just right... with just a littlleee bit more making his length above average, and he's thick enough that it does take a minute for you to adjust... but the pain fades away and becomes pleasure so fast.

y ... yearning ... how high is their sex drive?

omar is always obsessed with you, and is such a man madly in love... but the moment means everything to him. he will only want it if you want it... but when he is in the mood, he is locked in.

z ... zzz ... how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

considering omar's very impressive stamina, it's not like he will always fall asleep very easily. often times, you will fall asleep in omar's arms after your first or second orgasm, and he will just stay awake and watch over you admiring your serene expression, holding you, playing with your hair, and kissing your hair. but he'll find it so relaxing if you guys do it in bed at night that he will just fall asleep into the next day with you.

[apomaro-mellow]

Every Baby Needs a Daddy 4

Part 3

"And you said yes?", Robin said, her voice impressively even.

"I did", Steve said, phone on speaker as he got ready for work. "I figure, if he's going to have a sugar baby, might as well be me, right? I think this is the universe giving me a break."

"Okay, yeah, sure, until he takes you out and gets you involved in like drugs or something, or takes his anger out on you when he doesn't win a Grammy or something. Or worse, you're a mistress and his actual spouse comes for revenge. OR you actually get really involved with him, help him get even more famous, have very talented children, but then his drug running gets you arrested and when you get out of jail he acts like he doesn't know you and estranges your children!"

Steve paused in putting on his shoes, grinning. "You've been watching Empire."

"Terrence did Taraji so dirty Steve."

"But not enough to learn their characters' names. I need you to catch up so we can watch season 2 together." It hurt being away from her. Before, whenever one of them started obsessing over a show, they could literally sit down and put aside one of their days off to binge a bunch of episodes.

"Sorry, let's get back to you dating a rockstar? Steve? Steve."

"We're not dating. He's just gonna text me whenever he wants to fuck. That's it. He might buy me something nice from time to time." Steve grabbed his keys and went out the door, nearly stepping on something left on the floor in front of it.

"Okay, yeah, sure, but isn't this the reason you cut your parents out? Did they want this exact life for you?", Robin asked.

"No, this is totally different. For one thing, Eddie doesn't want commitment. He doesn't want kids out of me. And even if I attend events with him, I'm just arm candy, but you know, in a good way."

"There's a bad way to be arm candy?"

Steve thought back to the functions he had to go to when still under his parents' thumb. There was definitely a bad way to hang off someone's arm like a decoration. He looked to the little box in his hand. No note, but it had clearly been placed in front of his apartment.

He opened it and found an expensive looking watching inside. The face was a cool navy blue color. He didn't need a card to know who it was from.

"Eddie's different from the guys my parents wanted", Steve said. "And when it's over, I'll at least have something to show for it."

"Just don't be stupid about this, dingus. If this goes sideways, I won't be close by to save your ass."

"Noted", Steve said as he closed the box and continued on his way to work.

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The next time Eddie texted him, it was to go to lunch. It was a more casual setting than before, but still a pretty high end sushi restaurant.

"I must admit, I called you here under false pretenses, Steve", Eddie said as they sat in a booth.

Steve smiled at his serious tone. "I gathered, given our whole arrangement." Being taken out somewhere was typically a prelude for something intimate later, even in a normal relationship. When Eddie asked him out, Steve full expected sex. He wasn't complaining, last time had been very nice. He wondered how long until Eddie sent a simple 'u up?' booty call.

"I have to attend some fancy lunch meeting in a couple days and they're taking us to a sushi place", Eddie started to explain. "Problem is, I hate sushi."

"...Did you...are we here to train your taste buds or something?", Steve asked.

Eddie nodded. "These are some pretty important people and I can't sit there and tell them my favorite fish is whatever they use for fish sticks."

"Pretty sure it's cod."

"What? Nevermind. I just need to get one of everything and force myself to acquire a taste for it", Eddie said, eyes narrowing in focus at the menu.

Steve smiled. It was cute how serious he was being. He thought back to previous gatherings when some alpha would try and force a drink on him or when the hors d'oeuvres being served weren't to his liking.

"Want some advice?", he offered, continuing when Eddie nodded with his big Bambi eyes, "Instead of forcing yourself to like something, you should be able to say why you don't like something."

"Sounds like complaining", Eddie said, putting the menu down.

"No, you sound cultured", Steve clarified. "Watch." He cleared his throat and held up his glass of water. "Thank you for offering, but I only drink water from a natural spring. I prefer Canadian or Icelandic, but I'll take Swedish if you have it. Nothing from Switzerland though, it has this horrid mineral after taste to it." He set the glass down, adjusting under Eddie's wide eyed gaze.

"I don't know if that was bullshit or not but it sounded legit."

"It's legit what some girl said at a party once. I've never sourced where my water came from, but it works for just about anything. If you can articulate why you don't like something, it comes off better than just saying you don't like it."

"What kind of parties did you go to?", Eddie smirked.

Steve shrunk a little. "Just, you know, parties. So what's your experience with sushi?"

"Supermarket stuff", Eddie said simply.

"....You're kidding. How long have you been a rockstar?"

"I didn't realize this was an interview."

Steve tapped the table as he considered something. He looked to the other part of the restaurant. The bar where chefs were preparing the food. He almost asked Eddie a question directly, but remembered his role as a sugar baby. It wasn't his job to ask how much something would cost or even to ask Eddie to spend the money. All he needed to do was ask for what he wanted.

So he moved over to Eddie's side of the booth and leaned in close to his space. "I think you need something a little more...fresh."

"Fresh?", Eddie echoed as Steve led him to stand.

"And flavorful."

"Uh-huh."

"And satisfying", Steve whispered the last part before sitting down at the bar.

Eddie didn't know when Steve got him here but he did and he ordered something called 'omakase' and suddenly the chef's hands got really busy. He put a little filet of something on rice and then took a blow torch to it.

"I didn't know you could cook the fish..."

It was placed in front of him, but Eddie was still skeptical, which Steve noticed.

"'Omakase' means you're trusting the chef to pick out the best for you", he said. Then Steve took his chopsticks and picked up his piece. He ate it in one bite and Eddie subconsciously swallowed as he watched it pass his beautiful lips and then slide down that gorgeous throat. He wasn't even eating sexily, that was just how far gone he was.

Then Steve picked up Eddie's piece and held it to his lips. Eddie didn't even hesitate to open up and let it in. Tender rice, delicate fish, a total opposite to the sushi he'd experienced before. And it didn't stop there. The chef served cut after cut and each time, Steve asked him what he liked or didn't like.

Eddie was no slouch when it came to language. So he was able to come up with that on his own. He had just never considered respectfully refusing food and to do so with a haughty air deserving of a celebrity.

"Mmm, great choice on the shrimp", Eddie praised the chef. "Texture is superb. Sweet on the tongue too. Nice one, Tatsuro-san."

"Better than the crab?", Steve asked.

"I'm sorry, but nothin' beats an old fashioned crab boil for me. It's the only way I can eat crab."

"You've got opinions and you know how to voice them. I never imagined that be an issue for you, but I think you're ready now."

"Oh I've got opinions out the wazoo. I was just taught to never complain about food."

"Good boy", Tatsuro commented as he prepared something else.

"Very good", Steve agreed as an oyster on a half shell was put in front of him and Eddie.

Tatsuro winked at Eddie and he tried not to think about it as they finished up the course. He was absolutely not thinking about how oysters were an aphrodisiac, or how he'd had a great time, or how this felt like a date and not an outing with a hot piece. He wasn't doing a good job of being a sugar daddy, was he?

Time to fix that up right away. He paid for the meal, leaving a generous tip and led Steve out the restaurant, arm around his waist.

"You were extremely helpful. I can honestly say I like sushi now", he beamed. "And I think excellent service deserves a reward."

"You gonna give me a tip too?", Steve teased. And there was certainly a tip Eddie wanted to give him. Really the whole thing, but he had another idea in mind. And thankfully the appropriate place wasn't too far from here.

"You're buying me a suit?", Steve realized as they walked into a tailor's.

"I've got an eye for these kind of things. And you need something to match your new watch", Eddie said. He had a feeling Steve knew what to do, so he let him free.

Steve gave him a look and Eddie made a 'go on' motion. So Steve went, picking out different pieces for himself to assemble a new suit. There was a man awaiting any need of assistance and did so once Steve came out of the dressing room and stood in front of the mirrors.

Eddie was sitting before him, watching as Steve appraised his reflection and the tailor took some of his measurements. The suit was in silver, with a black shirt underneath. He finished of the look with a dark blue handkerchief in the chest pocket. It already looked great. Eddie knew he'd be breathtaking once it was bespoke. He ached to put his hands on him but public decency kept him from doing so.

"You look good enough to show off", Eddie praised.

"You look like you have somewhere in mind", Steve said, looking at the other man through the mirror.

"There's a shindig goin' down that I wouldn't mind having a date to."

Eddie put in the order for the suit to be done the day before the event. "Let's head back to my place."

This time, as they traveled, Steve was the one who couldn't keep his hands to himself. His hand stroked Eddie's thigh, getting close to where he wanted but never actually touching.

"What're you thinking about?", he asked when he noticed how hard Eddie was holding the wheel.

"Oysters. And you." And how he really should get a personal driver on hand.

Steve laughed softly and let a finger do circles on his crotch. "I think our chef was trying to be subtle. But I know what oysters are supposed to do."

"Oh?"

"And I don't need any culinary suggestion to get me in the mood." Honestly, he kind of felt like blowing Eddie now and probably would have chanced it if it wasn't still light out. "Can you be a good boy like he said?"

Eddie nodded.

"Good. Because we still have to take the elevator."

They didn't get as far as they did the first time they took this elevator but Eddie did attach himself to Steve's back and kissed at his neck. Once again, Steve could see their reflection in the wall. Eddie's eyes roamed his torso, wanting to go further but holding back. He only got bold enough to pinch a nipple through his shirt when the doors opened to their floor.

Steve only moved because of Eddie's prompting, finding it very easy to melt in his hold. They got about two steps out of the elevator before Eddie pushed him against the wall, kissing his lips and running his hands up under his shirt.

"Saw you lookin' at yourself in the elevator. Pretty baby likes how he looks?"

Steve's only response was to moan against his lips and rub against his leg. The closest camera was all the way at the end of the hall, though they'd be screwed if anyone opened up their door. He knew he looked good and liked looking good. And he'd seen the way Eddie's eyes were glued to him at the tailor's. That was a good feeling too.

Eddie took out his key card to open up his door and pulled Steve inside. They migrated to the couch, just needing to get horizontal. Steve lied underneath, Eddie's leg in between his again and providing friction as he rutted up against it. It was so hot, Eddie wanted to watch him get off just like this. If he got his pants off he could watch that sweet pussy drag-

Steve nearly jolted off the couch when a loud guitar riff sounded from Eddie's back pocket.

"Shit", Eddie hissed when he realized who was calling. He could ignore it, but he knew they'd just keep it up until they got to his door.

"You need to take that?", Steve asked, voice a little breathless.

"Just-just gimme a moment, it'll be quick." Eddie answered and Steve could be patient. He just couldn't be good and patient. He rubbed at Eddie's arm before taking his hand in his own. He brought it to his lips and swirled his tongue around his index finger, keeping his gaze down at first and then looking up at Eddie.

The man above him was speechless, up until whoever he was talking to shouted at him from the other end and got his attention again. Well, half of it anyway. The other half was on Steve sucking down two of his fingers now. Eddie groaned both in frustration and the beautiful man under him. Steve was only half following the conversation but it sounded like their time together might be cut short.

Eddie hung up with a sigh. "Baby...baby I gotta go."

"Right now?", Steve asked.

"Yeah but...but if you could, I mean you can stay here until I get done. It'll be quick, just a couple of hours tops. And I can take you out to dinner too."

"You want me to stay?"

Eddie's hair shook as he nodded. He stood up, glad he had a bit of time to calm his boner down. Then he saw Steve lying there on the couch, lips kissed wet and certain his lips farther down were just as glistening. He leaned over to cup him between the legs, feeling the warmth through his clothes.

"Don't forget who this belongs to", he growled when Steve whimpered.

"Okay." And because this man was sent from above, he whispered, "Daddy."

Eddie couldn't hold back then, kissing him hard, tongue marking his insides while rubbing Steve through his pants. He unzipped them, thinking he could just get him off quick when the ringtone sounded again. Pulling back was the hardest thing to do.

"Keep it nice and warm for me", Eddie said before fully removing himself.

"Hurry back."

And then Steve was alone. In a rockstar's hotel room. He thought about what a sugar baby might do when their daddy went off for what must be a very important but impromptu meeting, especially when it stopped such a heated moment. It became very obvious what he needed to do and so he headed straight for the bedroom.

Part 5

I need you to know that when I first envisioned this fic it was literally just supposed to be smut with connecting scenes but it somehow turned to "don't catch feelings" and "oops we're accidentally dating" the fic so here we are.

Tag Team

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[buddierecs]

humour/crack buddie fics

all of these are general audience, teen and up or not rated (no smut) make sure to kudos/comment on these amazing works :)

nobody knows you, baby, the way i do by allyasavedtheday "buck and eddie bet hen and chimney that they know each other better than they do and a rivalry ensues. featuring one-upmanship, codependency, ravi as reluctant quizmaster and eddie believing his will is the ultimate trump card." word count: 3.7k important tags: humour, fluff, bet & wagers, feelings realization, first kiss 1001 reasons not to get drunk with your sisters boyfriend by: withmeornotatall "buck and chimney have a little too much fun on a night out and end up in a tattoo shop. when the tattoo artist asks what buck wants, he can't decide between eddie and christopher." word count: 4.3k important tags: drunken shenanigans, tattoos, possessive!eddie, getting together, sloppy makeouts, team as family the one where the 118 play "never have i ever" & chaos ensures by: dylaesthetics "playing never have i ever during a slow shift goes as well as you can probably expect." word count: 3.1k important tags: team as family, love confessions, teasing, friends to lovers, first kiss the kermit verse by: hattalove "how is eddie diaz like kermit the frog? let buck and christopher count the ways." word count: 8.7k important tags: christopher diaz is a national treasure, getting together, first kiss, memes those two firefighters by: darkfairytale "#thosetwofirefighters starts to gather a following on social media, as everyone tries to figure out if those two cute firefighters from the 118 in LA are a thing or not." word count: 64k important tags: crack treated seriously, oblivious!buddie, internet, social media, slow burn does your firehouse know? by: allyasavedtheday after chimney accidentally discovers buck and eddie are together they ask him to keep it a secret for a few weeks while they settle into their relationship. it goes about as well as expected. word count: 7.5k important tags: secret relationship, fluff, crack, pov outsider woke up the girl who looked just like you, i almost said your name by: rarakiplin "five times Eddie dates a guy a little too similar to Buck, and one time he dates the real deal." word count: 8.9k important tags: 5+1 things, jealous!evan buckley, getting together, pov outsider i just wanna tell you how i'm feeling by: calvingseason "healing through shitty memes sure is cathartic." word count: 7.6k important tags: memes, getting together, coming out, first kiss, love confessions yours apparently by: smilingbuckley "buck and eddie are accused of hiding their relationship... even though they're not together." word count: 7.3k important tags: misunderstandings, different know they were dating, feelings realisation, first kiss, idiots in love good luck, babe by: hattalove "sometimes, when you've had a bad week, all you want is a romantic evening out with your wife over terrible pizza, and what you get instead is some kind of intricate gay ritual happening two tables away from you." word count: 2.1k important tags: outsider pov, tommy kinard, marisol, social media, jealous!eddie diaz you were looking at me first by: hattalove "in which buck likes to be naked when he's at home, and eddie likes it when buck feels at home under his roof. these are two things that can definitely coexist." word count: 3.4k important tags: nudity, getting together, first kiss, gay disaster!eddie diaz the ducking of evan buckley by: browney3dgirl6 "buck doesn’t have any ducks for his jeep. eddie decides to fix that. aka 5 times eddie secretly leaves ducks for buck, and the one time he hands one right to him." word count: 13k important tags: 5+1 things, bad puns, soft!buddie, christopher diaz is a national treasure, oblivious!evan buckley, idiots in love say (don't) go by: bccalling eddie starts dropping hints he wants more kids. buck assumes he means with marisol. buck spirals about it. eddie does not mean with marisol. word count: 20k important tags: pre-relationship, getting together, kid fic, mutual pining, domestic fluff

[partytillicry]

jeff, toby, jane and EJ with a scenemo partner??

Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Jane the Killer, & EJ with a scenemo Y/N

details: SFW, GN reader, just fluff

AN: omg this is my first freaking ask im so excited. i really hope this good enough 4 yall omg

Jeff the Killer

jeff's an emo fucking edge lord so of course he'd love himself a scenemo lover

i know that jeff being emo is very fanon but idc 😜

you both definitely have a lot in common when it comes to music

my chemical romance, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens, three days grace, black veil brides, etc etc

trust me, for a man with no eye lids, he can do eyeliner

and pretty damn well too

you guys are banned from most spencer's and hot topic's because you steal so much

jeff loves to pick out an outfit for you, he's such a sweetie but wont show it too much

sometimes when he goes out killing, he'll look around someones room to see if there's anything you'd like

fixes your fringe all the time, if you have one

"ew omg fix ur hair. nvm ill just do it"

he's a real sucker when it comes to you, he actually enjoys the sappy stuff

Ticci Toby

once again, we've got another emo on our hands

he doesn't dress emo or anything like that but he does listen to the music

get scared, pierce the veil and the used

you guys share earbuds all the time

every once in a while, he'll ask you for a makeover

he wants you to straighten his hair, do eyeliner, borrow your clothes, all of the above

oh and he will be wearing that shit out too

don't play wit him on dis

"gotta show of my b-baby's workk"

he likes some of your more scene outfits, the bright colors and accessories are just so cute to him

since you share a room with Toby, most of the stuff on the walls is literally just your accessories 

and let me tell you, this man don't give a fuck

as long as you're happy, he is too

he adores you and your style

Jane the Killer

Jane sits more on the goth side than the emo or scene side so she wouldn't listen to any music you would

but that doesn't mean that she doesn't love you!!

she's very open to any new music so if you give her any rec's, they will be played in the car the next day

she adores your style so much tho

the more emo outfits are definitely her favorite but you look cute with anything!!!

she loves when you wear tiaras or small crowns

"well hello, your majesty. you look lovely today"

she will bend over and kiss your hand immediately

EJ

EJ is a simple guy so when he started dating a scenemo edge lord. the rest of creeps were definitely shocked

he also wraps himself up in books and studying so it was also a surprise when he started dating anyone at all ���

if you guys were to ever hang out while Jack studies, it would be you sitting in his lap as you sleep

EJ sees his studies as very important work but never more important than you

you always come first

he's very fond of you and, since he's a demon, he wants to keep you close

he's not the type of guy to dress up at all so its a overdressed partner & underdressed bf relationship 

you love it so its alright

he really loves you for you so he does not give a fuck on what you wear

wear the craziest thing out and he'll praise you

actually so happy abt this ask!!!! my first 1!!! i love whoever asked this ilysm xoxo <333 have an amazing day/night, love you all sm !!!

[its-time-to-write]

hi, i love your writing! could i request something where jamie and reader are dating and jamie starts introducing them to the important people in his life, like roy, keeley, the richmond boys, etc. and each time they get introduced to someone new, whenever jamie steps away, they basically get some variation of the 'you better not hurt him' talk, and when jamie finds out he's worried that reader is gunna be offended or upset but they reassure him that it's fine, they think it's cute that everyone's so protective of him and that it's nice to see him have so many people care about him

Sorry this took FOREVER. Here it is!

the way it goes

It has been exactly twenty-one days since Jamie asked you out on a proper date, and you’re of the opinion that life can’t get much better than this. You’ve only met two of his teammates so far, (Isaac because he’s one of Jamie’s good friends and Richard because you ran into him while shopping) and honestly, they aren’t what you expected at all. 

They’re kind and they seem to genuinely like working together.

(It’s a little funny to call football “work.”)

Isaac tells Jamie to bring you next time they all hang out, and reminds him to buy more juice packs than last time so they don’t run out again.

—

Turns out the next “hang out,” is a night at Isaac’s, and the whole team is there with various partners and spouses. There’s a strict sweatpants-only drsesscode, and pretty much everyone is in clearly expensive matching sets. You’re grateful that Jamie shrunk a brand-new deep green set the other week, because you didn’t have time to go out and buy something new/not ratty.

There are tables of board games, a pile of snacks, and even a bar. Jamie drags you over so he can get “proper buzzed,” and requests something incredibly complicated from Beard, who appears to be the only coach present.

“Babe,” Jamie says, “you good here? I’m gonna get some food.”

You nod and watch him weave through groups of people. You lean against the bar and wait for Jamie’s drink.

“So,” says Beard, “you’re Jamie’s girlfriend.

You nod. “Yeah, I am. I’ve known him for ages, though. Since I was in uni. Always thought he was just some prick footballer trying to score, if you know what I mean.”

Beard chuckles. “I get it. He’s a bit of an asshole sometimes.”

You grin. “He’s my asshole.”

Beard slides you Jamie’s drink but before he completely lets it go, he says, “Hey.”

His voice has lost its jocularity, so you look up to meet his (very intense, slightly terrifying) eyes.

“Jamie doesn’t need his heart broken. He may have been a giant prick, but he’s different now. He’s not the kind of guy you can just screw and move on from.”

Your mouth has gone a little dry, so you just nod. Right then. You turn to go find Jamie and hope he won’t mind if you take a sip of his drink. You’re planning on staying sober tonight, so that one sip is going to have to get you through till the end.

It wouldn’t be the first time someone’s told you to be careful with Jamie. The first time was actually Roy’s niece, Phoebe. Jamie was babysitting and he asked you to come along, so while he was paying for ice creams Phoebe tugged your arm so you’d get down to her level and said, “If you make him cry, they’ll never find you again.”

You had looked at her in shock while she matter-of-factly stated, “My Uncle Roy’s been teaching me things.”

She said the word things far too ominously for an eight year old, but then Jamie came back and she was all smiles again. 

You got a similar, equally threatening talk from Phoebe’s mum, and then from Roy, and then Roy’s girlfriend Keeley.

Variations of the “break him and I’ll break you” talk had begun to trickle in whenever you’d pick up Jamie from Nelson Road. The tone ranged from Sam’s vaguely threatening, “We all love Jamie very much. We’re incredibly protective of him,” to Jan Maas’s blunt, “If you break his heart, you will never find another date on this entire continent.

Even Ted had a comment, which was more along the lines of, Jamie’s a big softie, he doesn’t need some to play him right now, he needs a real supporter. Each time, you assured them that you weren’t going to hurt him. You didn’t ask why they thought you would be the one doing the hurting when he was the one with the reputation.

Because you are fully aware of his reputation. You hadn’t seen Lust Conquers All, but you’d seen enough clips to piece together exactly how it went. And you’d seen the details of his cheating scandals all over the papers. And dealt with him firsthand while in uni. So yeah, Jamie’s past prick-ish behavior is not a mystery to you.

You find it endearing that so many people love him enough to protect him. It’s a good sign, you think.

You find Jamie carefully stacking various snacks on a tiny, tiny plate. His face lights up when you come into view.

“Oh good,” he says. “Extra hands.” He grabs his drink with one hand and gives you the plate with the other. He starts piling on something flaky and slightly green. 

“Isaac’s girlfriend makes these fucking pistachio things, and they always go way too fast. Gotta eat them while you can,” he says while creating an engineering marvel.

“Glad you like ‘em, bruv,” comes Isaac’s voice from behind you. You jump a little, and the plate wobbles. 

You turn to see Isaac with an absolutely gorgeous woman on his arm.

“I’m Stella,” she says. “It’s wonderful to meet you. We’ll have to have you two over for a real dinner.”

Jamie and Isaac quickly become engrossed in a serious discussion about football tactics, with Jamie downing his drink and then taking the plate of food from you. He was right, those pistachio things are amazing.

You chat with Stella for a little bit and learn she’s the face of a modeling agency and met Isaac during some football/branding thing.

“He was the only one during the entire shoot who made sure I was drinking enough water,” she laughs. “Who knew the way to my heart was through proper hydration?”

You talk a little longer before Jamie’s arm is snaking around your waist to whisk you off to see Dani. It goes like that for a little while until you finally settle down at one of the game tables. It’s a card game involving a lot of yelling and pointing fingers.

The house is noisy and cozy, filled to the brim with people who are just comfortable around each other, and you think you’ve never experienced something like this in your whole life.

Jamie on the other hand, is yawning a little bit. His hand, which had been on your knee tracing squiggly patterns, is starting to slow down so you put yours on top of his and whisper, “You about ready to go?”

Jamie nods and presses a kiss to the side of your head.

“Got fucking extra training tomorrow,” he quietly laments.

You get up to leave and Jamie follows suit with a very loud pronouncement that he’d rather be somewhere private, much to the amusement of the Greyhounds who begin to hoot and whistle. You roll your eyes and smack his butt on the way out.

Forty-five minutes later, Isaac’s phone dings with a photo of Jamie in a pink robe and green face mask, hair pulled back in an equally pink and fluffy headband. He’s lying on your bed and he can see the tv screen playing Notting Hill. You’ve typed, Someplace private, my ass, and Isaac just shakes his head and grins. Fucking Jamie. Prick on the outside, softie on the inside.

You better not break his heart, he writes.

HAH comes your reply a moment later. Not a chance.

“Babe, look,” you say handing Jamie your phone. “I’ve collected the whole set.”

Jamie reads your text thread then looks up at you in confusion. “What d’you mean?”

“Isaac is the only one who hasn’t like, threatened me or something if I hurt you,” you reply.

The tips of Jamie’s ears turn red. “What do you mean, the only one?” he asks. “Like, the team?”

You shake your head. “Oh no. I mean, yes, the whole team, but like pretty much everyone who works at Nelson Road.” 

Jamie’s eyes widen as you begin to list people on your fingers. “Alright, so obviously the Greyhounds, plus all the coaches, Keeley, Rebecca, Higgins, Trent, Samantha at the front desk, Gary, Phoebe and her mum, Will-” you pause. “Should I keep going?”

Jamie groans. “Fucking hell. I’m sorry. They’re all twats, except Phoebe. I swear, they’re not always like that. I’ll talk to them and make ‘em leave you alone.”

“No! You can’t let them know that you know! And…” you hesitate, “I thought it was kind of sweet. Like a green flag, you know? They all like you enough to make sure that you’ll be ok, and they want me to know I have something special. Of course, I already knew that,” you continue, “but it’s nice confirmation.” 

Oh. That’s new.

Jamie’s quiet for way too long so you look over at him. “Babe, are you crying?”

“No,” he says, choked up. “Face mask got in my fuckin’ eye.”

“It’s dried solid, babe.”

“Fine,” he says, “I might be a little. But you can’t tell anyone, especially not Ted, because then he’ll talk to me about feelings and shit, and I’d rather eat ten fucking scones than that.”

You laugh and snuggle into his side. There aren’t going to be any heartbreaks here, not if you can help it. You’re both planning on keeping the other around for the rest of your lives.

[ancha-aus]

Bitty Surprise - Chapter 4 - Pov Cross

It is Sunday once more and that means we are back with the bitties!

First Chapter: [Here] AO3 link: [Here]

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Cross feels excited!

They are three months in and Axe is finally vocalising a bit near them! It are chirps and coos and clicks and clacks!

And.

And!

Much more important!

Short words!

Like yes and no and things like that!

It seems like Nightmare had managed to charm the tiny bitty and Cross can say he is not surprised. Of course Nightmare would be able to hear everything that happened and manage to react in the exact right way.

Now little Axe was wearing the things they got for him and he didn’t even hiss at the hands coming near him anymore!

Cross leads the way to the store for their hang out. Even Nightmare is coming along today! Which makes it all three of them.

Maybe Cross is just too excited because they managed to find a tiny multimedia storage that had a good battery life and some tiny wireless earphones.

Cross had put on some of his favourite short anime series on there and Killer put a few good movies on there as well. Cross helped Nightmare getting some audio books on it as well so this should give little Axe, and Renegade, something to do!

Killer had joked about little movie dates for the two and Cross found himself agreeing to the notion. The idea of Axe with a little friend sitting in front of their gift watching a movie and eating a macaron together is too adorable for words.

They enter the shop together and greet Ramfy, the actual owner, with a wave before leaving him be. There are customers in the store today but they quickly make it over to their quiet corner and greet Axe. Who looks up and gives them a wave and click in greeting. He turns away from the window and watches them.

Cross smiles “Hey buddy, how are you feeling today?” he takes the time to move the usual fruit into the cage as well as some scones, Cross thinks they came out nicely even if he isn’t the best at baking them.

Axe thinks before making a so-so motion before pointing at his unlit socket. His other hand grabs some food and starts to nibling on it.

Killer pouts “Yikes, socket aches I take?” Axe nods and shrugs.

Cross frowns “I am sorry to hear that.”

Axe shrugs again.

Nightmare nods “I supposed you would get used to it after a while.” Axe nods and tilts his skull at them and points at them and waits.

Killer grins “Yeah sorry for not coming by with all of us in a while. Been busy with work.”

Axe tilts his skull and waits.

Cross laughs “It is a bit hard to explain…” he takes a moment to look around “And not really the… place.” He smiles at Axe, hoping the little guy will forgive them for keeping the secret.

Axe raises a brow and looks bemused but nods.

Killer jumps up “We got something for you!”

Axe blinks before looking at the food they had already moved into his cage. Then looks at them pointedly.

Killer grins “No that is just food, you get that freely. This is a gift!” and he pulls out the mediaplayer and puts it in the cage.

Axe looks at it before looking back at them as he continues to eat.

Killer blinks and starts to carefully explain how it works and how to use it. Shows it by example as he selects a book to read and Axe looks curiously at the noise coming from the ear bud but doesn’t seem as intrigued by it as they had hoped. Hopefully Renegade will like it more.

Killer pouts “You don’t like it?”

Axe looks slightly alarmed as he stares at the multimedia, then back at them and then down as he shrugs again.

Nightmare hums “It is fine. Not each little token and gift can be a hit. Maybe Renegade will like it more.”

Axe seems to think it over before nodding. He grabs another grape and starts eating it, it quickly becomes a mess.

Cross coos as he lays on his arms. Axe is just such a messy eater and it is so cute.

Killer snorts and goes to browse some of the house expansions and gasps “Guys! What about, and hear me out, a rooftop pool with a slide going to the ground level pool?”

Okay… so maybe Killer and him had been going a little insane and crazy with the bitty housing they had been setting up.

Axe tilts his skull before looking at Nightmare.

Nightmare doesn’t even look up from his book as he speaks “Depends, is this another pool or the already existing ground level pool?”

Killer grins as he holds up a large building kit “It is another tower! And we can expand the slide all the way down to the floor where we can set up a new pool!”

Cross can see it take shape and nods along “Oh! And the tower can be another bedroom!” more comfortable nests for their little bitties to sleep and rest! It is perfect!

Axe snorts as he looks at them with a raises brow.

Killer grins as he rushes over to Axe “What do you think Axe? The dark blue set or the purple? The dark blue is more neutral colours overall but the purple set only has purple highlights and the white of that one fits with the rest that we have set up so far.”

Axe rolls his eye lights as he turns away from Killer and starts eating. Cross giggles as Killer pouts at the bitty. It is amazing that Axe already knows how to deal with Killer and seems so comfortable with dealing with the other.

Killer isn’t discouraged as he goes back to the kits and compares each kit with one another and to the pictures he took of the housing they have made so far.

Cross just remains by Axe as he talks about the stuff they had been doing around their house and the places they had explored. Cross tries to not mention too much about their job and the council meetings as they get rough but some of it must have been noticed because Axe keeps shooting him worried looks.

Cross smiles “It is fine. It is just work stuff.”

Axe frowns and glances at Nightmare before back at him “How so?”

Oh stars his soft voice is just so sweet and Cross is so lucky they managed to earn his trust enough to make him feel comfortable to speak to them.

Cross sighs as he shrugs. Nightmare gives a sigh himself and gives a sad smile “Cross and Killer help me with my work, for both my jobs. One is regretfully a lot more taxing and sadly people don’t enjoy the work I do and are rather rude about their opinion about it. It is nothing we didn’t expect but we had hoped it would get better with time.”

Cross nods his agreement. He is so tired of people looking at Nightmare as if he is some kind of demon when all Nightmare does and ever did was try to keep the balance. Even with the council knowing this they still don’t take the things Nightmare says about the balance as truthful, even when Nightmare shows the notes and calculations he did on it all.

They are lucky that Dream always reads the notes and ends up agreeing but Cross is getting sick and tired of the same discussion each time they need to shift the balance again. Because each time Nightmare offers up information about the balance and the state of it Dream also just starts off not believing it. Then they have to convince him it is an issue, then he will ask for information, he will read the information and then need time to consider it, and only then they can fix things. It just wastes so much time.

Axe frowns at them before muttering “They… rude…”

Axe always speaks slowly and with easy sentences. Cross figures it is the head wound but doesn’t want to ask him in case he hurts the bitty’s feelings.

Nightmare chuckles and nods “I agree. They can be very rude. But we can’t force people to change their opinion. I just wish they would stop being as hellbent on making my job more difficult.”

Axe frowns at Nightmare. Cross isn’t sure why but Axe must have his reasons. Axe eventually nods and looks over at Killer. Who is still at the shelf. Axe points in Killer’s direction.

Nightmare chuckles “He is looking for another expansion for the housing we have set up at our home.”

It isn’t as if it is a secret that they have set up a bitty housing for Axe and his friend. That they want to take the two home and let them live with them.

Axe blushes and looks away with a shrug.

Cross smiles as he leans close to the cage “Hey no worry. We know you don’t want to move at the moment and that is okay. We get it, we also want to stay with those who are important to us.”

Nightmare blinks and shoots him a look.

Wait! No! Abort! Too honest! Too honest!

Cross sits back upright “I mean! It makes sense! To be near people you trust and feel safe near and and wait I didn’t… I mean!”

Axe nods and points as Cross, then Killer and then Nightmare “Same.” And points at himself and the latest gift from Renegade “Same.” And he looks very smug with himself.

Oh…

Oh no!

Cross feels himself blush as he sputters “No! I mean. Kinda?” oh stars how does he explain this situation?! Does Cross love Killer and Nightmare to bits? Absolutely?! Obviously?! But Nightmare and Killer don’t know that! And Cross isn’t planning on letting them know!

Axe just stares at them with a raised brow. Fully unimpressed and as if they are idiots. Axe shakes his skull and turns back to his food.

Cross groans as he rubs his face before shooting Nightmare a look. Only Nightmare is still looking at him, now with a considering look and oh please just dust him right here right now.

“Mommy look! It is a skeleton! I want a skeleton!”

Nightmare and Cross both blink and look down to see a tiny human standing by Axe’s cage. Making grabby hands at the cage and already trying to unlock the hatch keeping the cage as a whole in place.

Cross doesn’t think as he immediately places a hand on the cage to keep it in place while Nightmare uses a tendril to move the child away.

“What do you think you are doing child? You can’t just move or touch these cages.” Nightmare remains calm but Cross can see his tendrils move about ready.

The human child pouts and points at the cage “Mommy!! I want that one!” they stomp their foot “Now!”

An adult human huffs and she turns to Ramfy “Well? How expansive is that little thing?” she already takes out a wallet and a card.

Cross yelps and hugs the cage close to him as Killer gasps and rushes to their side as he glares full force at the two humans “Don’t even think about it. Axe has already been adopted by us.”

The human child pouts “But I want the tiny skeleton! I will name her miss skeleton and give her pretty dresses!” it stomps it’s foot again.

Cross can hear Axe let out a long and loud hiss at the very idea.

Ramfy walks over looking at the humans apologetic “I am very sorry. But as you can imagine, that bitty has already been adopted by these three good sirs. The reason they are still here is because of rules and regulations. Those three are his owner and I am in no position to sell you that bitty.”

Nightmare nods as he crosses his arms.

Cross looks at Axe and coos softly “It is okay Axe. No worries. They won’t take you from here.” They will make sure of it.

Axe looks anxious at the humans before giving him a tiny nod.

The child just starts screaming and stomping down “I want her I want her I want her!”

Killer glares “He isn’t a her you dumb brat. And he isn’t for sale.”

The child just screams more “Momma!! I want her!! They are mean!”

The woman huffs and looks at Nightmare “So rude. For the emotional damage you have caused and the distress I expect an apology and you will obviously give me our bitty. As owned.” And she looks at Nightmare.

Nightmare raises a brow “No.”

The human gasps “I will have you arrested and sued!”

Nightmare raises a brow “For what? Not giving you someone who you have no right too? For making sure you don’t steal a sentient creature? All while you are being recorded by the security camera that shows exactly how you reacted?” Nightmare smirks “I can see how the police will believe your version of the story over the factual information.”

The lady grumbles and glares at Nightmare “Fine. How much did you pay for that bitty? I will double it.”

Nightmare snorts “No interest.” And he turns away from the human and goes back to his stool.

The lady huffs “Triple.”

No reaction.

“Four times the original price!”

Nightmare looks over bored “Stop embarrassing yourself. There is no price I will agree to. Leave us be.”

The lady turns to Ramfy “How expansive was that bitty?” Cross notes absentmindedly that the child is still screaming and hitting the ground in a tantrum. Cross makes sure to keep a secure hold on the cage holding their tiny Axe. His hand close to the release hatch to make a break for it with their bitty if he has to.

Ramfy looks annoyed “It is not store policies to discuss prices of adopted bitties.”

The lady glares “How much?”

Ramfy sighs but shakes his head “Some people.”

Nightmare looks highly amused as he looks at Ramfy “It is alright. You can tell her, if only to make her keep her moronic mouth shut.” The lady huffs and puffs.

Ramfy looks relieved before answering “That bitty had the price of four thousand gold, not to forget many regulations you have to meet for his wellbeing and health checks. Bitty care is very serious and we have policies to make sure the bitties go to a good home.”

The lady huffs “I had people for that” then she huffs and turns to Nightmare “Fifty thousand then. I will write you a cheque right now.”

Cross can hear Axe gasp and whine in distress and he focusses on the tiny guy “Hey it is okay. No worries.”

Nightmare raises a brow “Still no.”

The human stares before glaring “Are you an idiot!? I am giving you much more money than that useless broken thing is worth! Just accept the damn money!”

Nightmare chuckles “What about us makes you think we have any need for money? We have what we need and more than enough. We are not going to give you one of our bitties. End of discussion.”

The human huffs and turns to Ramfy “My darling daughter wants that bitty. Get it to us and I will pay you handsomely.”

Ramfy shoots the woman a look “Lady I already told you. That bitty is not store property anymore. He isn’t mine to give out for adoption. I am not going to break the law to appease you. You are looking at his owners.” Ramfy looks at the child that has started to shake a shelf “If she destroys anything you have to buy it.”

The child looks up with a bright smile and rushes towards Cross and reaches for the cage holding Axe. Cross doesn’t think as he immediately unlocks the cage as a whole and jumps on top of one of the shelves, holding the cage with the very precious cargo inside and very far out of range of the stupid humans. Cross glares down at the ground as he balances on top of the shelf “Don’t even think about it you brat.”

Axe stares with his big socket in shock at Cross and Cross coos at him “It is okay Axe. We won’t let them touch you.” or even look at him if Cross gets his way.

The child continues to scream but Cross doesn’t mind, he just sits down and keeps a good hold on the cage and checks if Axe wasn’t shaken around too much.

Cross gently taps the cage and Axe stares at him. Cross keeps his voice gentle “You okay buddy? Weren’t hurt by my climb?” Axe shakes his skull as he holds the bottle cap near. Axe looks back at him but then past him and lets out a low croon.

Cross blinks as he never heard that noise before but then hears a similar sound from behind him. Cross turns around and can’t help but gasp. Because on another shelf sits another bitty, and omg they are wearing the set of clothes they got for Renegade and-

Wait.

Cross keeps his voice low and gentle “Renegade?”

The tiny bitty stares at him for a long time before nodding just enough that it is obvious with the tiny hood up.

Oh my god.

Oh stars.

Don’t mess this up Cross.

Cross looks at the cage holding Axe and looks back at Renegade “Your partner is okay…” A check to make sure nothing is going to unbalance the shelf he is on before slowly reaching the container holding Axe closer to his buddy.

Cross looks unsure at the large gap between the shelves but Renegade doesn’t seem worried as he just takes a sprinting start and jumps over the gap.

Cross moves to reach out but a hiss from Axe makes him stop and pull his hands back “Sorry sorry… just worried…” he puts the cage on the shelf in front of him. Renegade rushes to the cage side and looks at Axe. Axe meets him and oh stars Axe is so much bigger than Renegade. Cross knew that Axe was bigger than the average bitty of course but it seems like Renegade was smaller than the average bitty and the difference is just so cute!

Renegade reaches through the bars to Axe and checks his skull and- oh stars that are tiny phalanges that touch the skull.

Renegade is another skeleton and has just been… stalking around the store and building. All to guard his little friend, mate, partner, Cross still isn’t quite sure which relationship those two have.

“Yo Crossy! You can come back down with Axe now!”

Cross blinks and looks down to see Killer stare up at him.

Cross looks over to see Axe and Renegade still holding each other through the bars and Renegade seems to be slightly shaking. Axe just stares at him begging as he holds Renegade as close as he can.

Yeah, okay, they need a little while. Cross turns to Killer “In a bit Kills!”

Killer frowns up at him “Why? The humans left! All is calm again!”

Cross glances to the side for a moment before looking back at Killer “Just trust me for a bit on this!” Killer looks confused at him but nods and Cross takes the moment to carefully aim his phone at the two bitties. As soon as Axe realised that Cross was going to let them be he focussed on his bonded. Cross manages to get a good view on the two and after turning his phone silent snaps a picture. He quickly sends it to the groupchat with Nightmare and Killer before putting his phone away and just watching the two bitties interact and nuzzle each other.

Fuck they are so cute and the things that Cross would do to be allowed to hold and snuggle both of them.

A loud gasp from the floor shows that Killer checked the message and Cross grins as Killer is no doubt very jealous at the moment.

Cross however doesn’t bother to check as he just enjoys the very sweet and cute moment between the two bitties and tries to get a sneak peek at Renegade but the hood hides him a bit too well to get much more than the minute glance of before.

Well, he isn’t in a hurry. None of them are honestly.

It already shows that even Renegade trusts them more than they thought if he is already willing to be this close to Cross to check in on Axe.

Cross waits until the two bitties separate and Axe gives Renegade a few snacks through the tiny bars. Then Renegade stares at Cross for a moment longer before leaving by climbing the wall to the ceiling and disappearing into it by moving a tile that was apparently loose.

Axe looks at him in silence and Cross grins down at him “Your bonded is very smart and inventive to be this mobile.”

Axe blinks before smiling brightly and nodding.

Cross picks up the container and carefully climbs down. They put the cage back in place and say goodbye to Ramfy for now. Promising to be back the next day. Axe will need some time to unwind and relax after what happened and they don’t want to bother him as he relaxes.

The whole way home Killer bemoans the fact that he didn’t get the chance to meet Renegade but Cross knows he isn’t too seriously. Not with the fact that he bought a bunch of extra outfits and furniture; the outfits sized for smaller bitties.

They get home and eat some dinner as Cross tries to think of more ways to convince the bitties to stay with them.

Then he helps Killer to set up the new parts of the bitty housing as Nightmare shapeshifts to be about the size of a bitty to test the already installed units. Making sure everything works as it should and is stable to be in. It is peaceful and Cross hopes they will quickly have both bitties with them.

--

“… They… Are nice… I guess…”

“They like you.”

“Hah. I doubt that.”

“I am serious.”

“I know… I just think they like you… and allow me.”

“They called you cute before.”

“…”

“I agree… your blush is cute.”

“H… be serious.”

“I am.”

“…”

“Stay tonight?”

“… Sure.”

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[katsune-nya]

Reader asks TR characters: would you love me if i would be a worm? 😁😅

Hhhhhh. Ok, this is one of my favorite couple questions. I feel like it'd be so fun to annoy the guys especially with this. I chose Draken, Hakkai, Tetta, Emma and Hina. Might add more if I get ideas.

Thank you nonnie~♡.

Ken "Draken" Ryuguji.

"Baby, I have a very important question. And I really want you to take this seriously, it could change our relationship forever..." You talk.

Draken stopped his movements on his bike, lowering the tool he had in his hand and getting up to sit by your side.

"Alright. What is it? I promise it won't change a thing, I'll always stay by your side, okay?" He says in a soft voice, looking at you with seriousness in his eyes.

You take a deep breath, getting the words ready before you look him in the eye. "Would you still love me if I was a worm?".

"..."

"Actually, I don't think I love you as a person." He goes back to his bike, working on it silently.

"Come on! This is serious! Would you? I really wanna know..." You whine as you walk behind him.

Draken let's out a sigh. "Yes. I would love you if you were a worm."

You perk up and go crouch next to him by the side of his bike.

"Really? Even if I was an ugly one?" You ask cheerfully.

"You already look like an ugly worm." He teases blankly, neutral voice.

"KEN!".

Hakkai Shiba.

"Hey, Love Of My Life? Prettiest Boy Alive?" You call to your new boyfriend.

He turns his head to the side to look at you, "Hm?" he's still not fully confident in your company, but he's getting better at actually conversing.

"Would you love me if I was a worm?" You ask.

His face goes red, eyes wide. "Taka-chan didn't prepare me for this!" He thinks. "Uh... I-... Y-yes?" He asks, more than affirms.

"So you're admitting you love me, then?" You can't help but tease him when he looks this cute.

"Ah! I- I don't-! I mean- I do!- N-no! What I mean-" You just laugh as he stutters. Yeah, this relationship will be fun.

Tetta Kisaki.

"Baby..." You start. The second he hears your tone he KNOWS you're gonna say something stupid.

"Don't." He responds simply.

You lie on his arm and pop your question. "Would you love me if i was a worm?" You say with doe eye.

"..." He finally sighs. "What kinda worm? Eath? Venomous? Caterpillar?" He trails off. You think. "I don't know, any worm."

"There's a difference. Venomous?" He asks. "Mm, caterpillars are more interesting. Sure." You decide.

"Mm..." He thinks, thinking about it a bit too seriously. "Yeah." He settles. "What if i was an earthworm?" You continue.

"No."

Oddly enough, his last response doesn't sound like the truth.

Emma Sano.

"Princess... Would you love me if i was a worm?" You ask your girlfriend.

"Ew." She says with a small disgusted expression. She then leans on your arm and looks up at you, trying to give you a cute face.

"Would YOU love me if i was a worm?"

"That's unfair, i asked first!" You complain.

"Hmph... Fine... Yeah, i would, you'd be a cute worm." She says, finishing it off with a sweet smile.

A giggle escapes your lips. "Well, i would love you too if you were a worm. You'd be one of those cute fluffy ones." You realize.

"Aww. We could go on worm dates, squiggling through the leaves. Settling down and having worm babies." Emma starts trailling off, in her little worm fantasy.

You blink a few times. "Ok, that's enough."

Hinata Tachibana.

"Hinaaaaaaaa." You call out, to your girlfriend sitting on the other side of the couch.

"Yeah?" She responds, tilting her head with a small smile.

"Would you love me if i was a worm?" You ask.

"Yeah!" She tells you. "I would get you a little terrarium. Fill it with fresh soil and spraying it a bit, putting little leaves in it and making sure you're well nurtured." She explains nonchallantly.

"Would you get me little decorations?"

"Yup. Some tiny sticks and little branches with holes for you to hide. Some pretty rocks too." She adds cheerfully.

"..." You stare at her. "I love you."

[zamoimagines]

Women of Abbott Elementary - First Date (Headcanons)

A/N: Hey ya'll! I have so much fun writing for these girlies, I love them all so much. If you guys want more of them, please let me know! - Headcanons under the cut - **DISCLAIMER: None of the gifs are mine, all credit goes to the original creators**

Ava Coleman:

If there’s one thing about Ava Coleman, it’s that she loves luxury

Anyone who is with her is bound to know that and she’s more than happy to share the wealth with someone she cares about 

A first date for her is definitely at some hip new bar she found on social media with lots of fancy cocktails and champagne, maybe a few shots here and there

She insists that she pays for everything since she has a lot saved up (surely not for a potential zombie apocalypse, but she could afford to dip into her funds) 

She absolutely spoils you and tells you to get dressed up. She’s definitely in a sleek cocktail dress with a faux fur coat, or maybe a really fashionable jumpsuit. It’s whatever she’s feeling that night. Regardless, she looks hot and expensive 

The whole time you guys have drinks, she’s flirting hard with you. Unlike her other dates, she also spends some time getting to know you and asks you about where you’re from, where you see yourself in ten years, who your favorite celebrity couple is, etc. All the important first date topics 

Definitely calling you every nickname under the sun; baby, princess, cutie, baby cakes, honey, sugarboo, you name it, she’s calling you that 

Also making sure to take plenty of pictures of you, making you pose and encouraging you to be confident in how gorgeous you look

You stop her when she almost tries to make a tik tok video, but she respects you. Just means she has more pictures of you to look at later on her own time 

Absolutely making sure to touch you as much as possible, whether that means touching your hand, lightly jabbing your shoulder, maybe even playing with your hair a little bit

She definitely has a stare that could see right through you and while it’s intimidating, she also knows exactly how to make you squirm without doing anything at all 

After you guys are a little too tipsy, she’d surely take you to her favorite club. She’s dying to get you out onto a dance floor, especially when you both look so damn good together 

As soon as you guys arrive, the bouncers immediately let you through the door and you guys skip the line. She pulls you right out to the floor and encourages you to fuck it up 

The more you let loose for her, the harder she’s simping. More than likely, she’s grinding up against you, holding your hips to hers, rocking with you and making sure to keep you close

God forbid if ANYONE tries to dance with you, they’re getting kicked out of the entire club. She doesn’t give a fuck 

Straight up, she would make sure to put her arm over your shoulder just to be more possessive of you and make sure that everyone knows your her date. She respects you, she just doesn’t like it if someone doesn’t respect you

During a more slow song, she holds you super close so that you don’t get too far from her. She’s much more comfortable being vulnerable with you in a setting like this 

“I had a good time tonight. You’re so cute- Forreal, I can’t keep my hands off of you, baby” 

Right after, she’d lean in really close to your ear and ask you in a very husky voice, “You wanna come home with me, baby? I could take really good care of you.” 

Absolute best sex of your life as a nightcap, Ava is fully on board with having sex on the first date- especially if it’s with you.

Barbara Howard:

Barb is the most traditional out of all of them. After all, she’s a good Christian woman

She picks out the cutest local restaurant that’s not too snooty, but not too cheap. She also happens to be a regular there, but she doesn’t give that away immediately 

She’d meet you there, showing up a little early so she could have the table ready and waiting for you. When you arrive, she stands up and makes sure to give you a very tender kiss to your cheek and a little squeeze to your hand 

When the waiter comes by to ask for a drink order, Barbara makes sure to get a simple cocktail and urges you to do the same since the have the best ones in Philadelphia (in her own opinion)

For a while, you two start to talk. You both talk about work, then maybe move onto other first date topics like favorite movies, colors, foods, etc. Eventually, you both get on a topic in which Barbara tells you everywhere she’s traveled and you learn how much she loves cruises. 

You guys finally order, and you’re still not sure what to order because the conversation has gotten away from you. She most certainly asks for your permission, but offers to order for you to ease your mind a little. You give her your consent, and she tells the waiter exactly what to bring. Absolutely hot to you that she could take care of you in so many different ways like that. 

The more she finishes her cocktail, the more comfortable she becomes. You could tell she was slightly nervous before, but since it’s going so well, she comes into her own a little more. That signature Barbara confidence shines through with vigor and it only makes you swoon more 

She gets as bold as to hold your hand for a moment, and even takes time to gaze into your eyes while she’s speaking to you. When she laughs at your jokes, you could swear that she could be the personification of sunshine 

The food arrives, and you two eat happily to which you compliment her decision on picking this restaurant in particular. The food is delicious and she ordered you the perfect meal 

At the end, the chef surprises you both with a cute little dessert that’s sharable. It takes Barbara off guard, especially when they insist it’s on the house. You both feel like giddy teenagers in that moment, but you share it anyway 

Barbara would notice that there was a little speck of something on the corner of your mouth and would say, “Oh- Sweetheart, let me get that for you-” 

She’d take her napkin and start to wipe it away, but your heart would race at how close her hand was to your face. She’d notice how close she was too when the napkin slipped out of her hands 

There’s a moment where her hand is literally just caressing your face and neither one of you can move, completely swept up by the moment 

Once she snaps out of it, she apologizes to which you tell her not to worry. Secretly, you’re hoping she’d touch you like that again 

As you two finish up, you grab out your wallet to pay but she insists you put it away 

“I invited you out to dinner, darling. Let me take care of it.” 

You know better than to argue with Barbara, and so she pays for the whole meal. When you two leave the restaurant, she walks you right to your car to make sure you’re safe and taken care of. 

“I had a wonderful time with you, dear. Thank you for coming. I’ve been looking forward to this all week, and it was even better than I imagined it would’ve been.” 

Which is so cute to think about Barbara planning this whole thing just for you, and you make sure to thank you and assure her that you had a good time as well

There’s an awkward silence between the two of you as she takes in every inch of your presence, just silently swooning over how much she adores you

She cuts through the silence and softly asks, “May I kiss you?” 

You’d nod, but you can’t believe she just asked that question. You never thought in a million years that Barbara Howard would’ve been taking you on a date 

As you’re swimming in your thoughts, she’d lean forward and give you a firm yet sweet kiss to make sure she makes it perfect for you. 

You’d kiss back in an instant (how could you fucking not), and as soon as you accept her love, her hands move to hold your waist as she pulls you in closer, her other hand moves to caress over your cheek

She’d rest her forehead to yours and admit, “I’ve been waiting so long to do that” 

She’s certainly a lady and respects your boundaries enough to not invite you home, but you bet your sweet ass that she’s most certainly asking you on a second date. 

Janine Teagues:

Janine is a pretty classic girlie and takes you to see a movie 

At first, she’s trying to psyche herself up to see a drama or a horror movie, something that is way too serious for her tastes because she wants to impress you

She offers to pay for everything- The movie tickets, the snacks, she even tries to shove gas money in your face 

You try to insist that you can split everything, but she’s incredibly stubborn 

Once you have your drinks and your food, you guys go into the theater 

She made extra careful plans to sit in the perfect spot so you two could have enough privacy but be far enough from the screen to see everything 

The movie starts up and it’s clearly too much for her, you can tell by the way she’s getting tense and how she’s trying to hide her face every five seconds

She gets way too nervous and steps out to use the bathroom, but after she’s gone for so long, you make sure to go and check on her 

You’d use a line like, “You left your purse under your seat” or something along those lines 

To which Janine would completely crumble and let you know that she was acting all out of sorts just to make sure you’d still like her. She’s terrified of being too boring or not being “cool” enough for someone else 

You’d definitely have to reassure her very tenderly because you went on this date knowing it was Janine. Clearly you love everything about her, even her little quirks. You’d have to make sure to tell her that upfront so she could finally relax

Once everything was out in the open, she’d finally calm down. 

She’d say something like “Good- I was kinda hoping we could see Paw Patrol because my students have been going nuts over it. I heard it was a pretty wild time.” 

She’s definitely nervous about admitting that, but as soon as you’re on board, you two refund the tickets for the next showing of the other movie. This time, you make sure to get the drinks and you guys settle in.

You can clearly see she’s more excitable, laughing and being adorable as ever

She’d even hold your hand and make sure to whisper little things to you so that she didn’t get too lost in the movie 

Once it’s over, you guys would hit a little coffee shop and just talk for a while. Really gushy stuff, like laughing about how Janine picked the worst movie for a first date initially, maybe she goes on about how much she liked the actual movie she wanted to see. You guys stay for hours and talk about everything under the sun until the cafe closes.

“Well uh… Guess that’s it then.” She’d fidget a little, definitely super nervous about how to end the night. You’d let her know that you had a great time 

Which would give her enough courage to launch herself forward and kiss you right on the lips

Right after, she’d pull away and blush super hard and start apologizing and rambling like she does

But you’d cut her off and give her another kiss. In return, she’d just melt in your arms and you two could just let yourselves get caught in the wholesome gay vibes that the whole night had been leading up to <333

Then she’d most definitely ask you to come back to her place to hang out and cuddle, maybe play some board games she’s been dying to show someone. Absolutely more kissing- She wouldn’t be able to stop kissing you once she knew it was okay to do so.

Melissa Schemmenti:

Definitely plans a date at her place

Who needs a fancy restaurant when she’s the best Italian cook in all of Philly? 

She’d invite you over and everything would be super casual, she’d probably insist on it just so she could make you comfortable 

But nothing would be quite ready whenever you got there 

In fact, you’d get all dressed up in your best

And Melissa opens the door in jeans, a tank top and her denim jacket she always wears around her house, hair up in a ponytail with a small kitchen towel hanging off her shoulder

“Damn- You really thought you were coming to the Met or something, huh?” She’d definitely laugh it off, but she’d assure you that you look incredible. She’d even apologize for not being more specific or for not dressing up herself 

Her idea of an adorable date is letting you help her cook. Being able to make a meal with her loved ones always makes her feel at home, and you’re no exception to that 

She’d definitely teach you how to make a kick ass risotto and would hold your hand the entire way

If you did something wrong, she wouldn’t be nearly as harsh as she would’ve been with Jacob or Janine. She’d lightly redirect you and even show you how to do it by guiding your hands with her own

And for the most Sicilian thing to do, she makes sure to get out a bottle of wine so you two can indulge in some drinks while the meal is getting prepared 

She has on her favorite tunes in the background, and the more tipsy she gets, she definitely starts to sing to you which is so sweet (even though her voice is completely off key, still super charming) 

Absolutely letting you be a taste tester, offers you the cooking spoons or makes you eat something out of her hand 

She won’t say it out loud, but she loves how you go with it. It’s adorable to her that you’re comfortable enough to trust her and lowkey she thinks it’s kinda hot how your mouth feels around her fingers ANYWAY

Once the food is done, you help her set the table and get all the food set up. She cracks open another bottle of wine so you guys can still drink during dinner 

You literally wanna pass out because the food is so good. You had no idea that she could cook like this, and it’s very clear she takes a lot of pride in her work with that pleased smirk on her face.

She’s also just so happy to see you so happy and in her space being so comfortable, that’s all she wants in a partner and you’re fitting in so seamlessly with her life

You guys talk about everything under the sun; About work, about annoying people, she tells you crazy stories from her family, maybe some about her antics and how she’s run away from the law, in return you’d tell her stories of your own 

Before you know it, dinner is completely gone and so is half the bottle of wine 

You both are much more tipsy than before, but it feels so cozy and warm. Melissa is even gazing back at you with her chin resting against her hand, just taking in how beautiful you are

“Mm.” She’d hum a little bit while she’s just silently staring at you, to which you ask her what’s on her mind 

“Oh, nothin’. Just was thinking about what it would be like to kiss you.” 

There’d be a small pause before she just leans in and presses her lips to yours 

It’s heated almost immediately, because this woman does everything with as much passion as she possibly can- But she’s also so tender and makes sure to hold you while she’s getting closer to you

Melissa doesn’t care about rules, ya’ll are going straight up to her bedroom if you’re comfortable with that. If not, she fully intends to cuddle you on her plastic wrapped couch