#and then boom. i'm a valveplug celebrity

[mychlapci]

it is SO funny that you are like, one of the transformers fetish porn nexus points of tumblr. excluding like, x reader stuff. it's such a niche but here we are all crammed in here together. it's hard work being so dedicated to weird fetish scenarios but we can make it if we try.

i too am greatly surprised by how much traction this blog gets. all of us, in one place, hurling robot porn into the world. i truly am a king with my vassals kneeling at the foot of my throne, offering me their most disgusting filthy fantasies. we have tried and we have made it. just the two of us.

[mychlapci]

as per the 'valveplug celebrity' ask; to be so fr with you the vp tag was a sad desolate empty wasteland for a few years. and then suddenly BOOM there's like three guys in here and oh god do they answer so many asks what's going ON !!!!!! HELP!!! but Now.... i'm just like oh thank god the horny freaks have sent several more horrible little scenarios to these folks. now i can read about robo sex as a bedtime scroll. thank you horny freaks i am among u in spirit and strength <3

that to say i'm sure some ppl don't like the vp tag being spammed but ummmm it's better than like. one censored image post a month if ur lucky. and i have fun reading along so 🫶 vast improvement tbh i SALUTE YOU!!!! OUR HEROES ON THE FRONT!!!!

as someone who always liked tumblr for the porn, i am glad to keep at least one porn tag active. the thought of the valveplug tag being desolate truly upsets me on a deep seated level, that is simply not something i can stand for. even if it might be annoying to clog up the tag, we are putting in the work baby! O7