#and then absolutely clowning around the next race 😭😭

[raapija]

Duality of man

Perttu in killer-mode to win relay silver vs. Giving high-fives to fans while DNF'ing from the 50km race

[mclacedes]

sweet like candy (LN4 SMAU)

summary: in which Lando is a complete simp over singer Y/N L/N

warnings: a little bit of hate, cursing, suggestive content

pairing: lando norris × singer!reader

face claim: sabrina carpenter / morgan riddle

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ynln

📍 literally everywhere

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ynln: la dolce vita or whatever they say

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ynfan2: woman how DARE YOU being this aesthetic????

ynfan3: i love you please marry me

ynhater1: omg can you stop begging for attention

ybffname: love the vibes and all, but when are you gonna stop traveling around and come back home huh?

ynln: i'd say about never but we'll see how things go 🥰

ynfan4: jesus christ woman where AREN'T YOU

ynfan7: okay but have you thought about stopping at a F1 race or something

ynln: tell me more about it 💭

ynfan5: london, italy, paris... GIRL OMG

ynhater2: i don't think you should flaunt like this when there's literally people starving

ynfan6: literally dream life

ysistername: cute but can i have my hair clip back? THANK YOU!

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landonorris

🎶 Thinking Bout You - Frank Ocean

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landonorris: they do say la dolce vita :) but whatever right?

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landofan1: hot.

landofan2: i do have a lot to say but i have some decency

maxfewtrell: i think your shirt's a bit unbuttoned mate

landonorris: thanks mate! hadn't noticed

ynfan7: am i dreaming or that caption...

ynfan4: girl the caption, the song, those pictures... it's all for her

landofan3: what?

ynfan4: check out y/n l/n's latest post

landofan5: HOLY FUCK

landofan5: don't judge him for making it about her,if i were him i'd do the EXACT same

ynln: thanks for letting me know :)

landonorris: you should stop by a race, maybe i could tell you a thing or two about italian :)

maxfewtrell: mate, they still have DMs :)

A WEEK LATER

ynupdates:

ynupdates: Us too, Lando! During his friend Max Fewtrell's Twitch stream, Formula 1 driver Lando Norris admitted to having a crush on Y/N L/N, as transcribed below:

Lando: “If I like Y/N? Yes, absolutely! There is no reality in which I don't listen to her songs or that I'm not a big fan of hers.”

Max: “'Fan'? Mate, drop it, we all know how you're a complete simp over the woman.”

Lando: “What?”

Max: “Be for fucking real, now! We know it. You've talked about her, not once, not twice, we lost count! Can't keep track of it anymore. You're down bad."

Lando: “Shut up, you bastard. But I will admit, I think she's cute.”

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ynfan7: IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

landofan5: god knows how much i've waited

ynfan8: ok but where has lando talked about yn multiple times??

landofan9: he once brought her up during a video with oscar (his teammate) for mclaren, saying her songs are huge part of his pre race routine

landofan10: or when he sang her song "God is a Woman" on live

landofan11: or when he literally posted one of her songs on his stories

landofan12: or when he said she's his favorite singer

ynfan8: i agree with max tbh

TWO WEEKS LATER

y/n via instagram stories.

ynupdates

ynupdates: NOBODY MOVES!

Y/n L/n was seen on the McLaren garage ahead of the Dutch Grand Prix weekend - today, it's qualifying! Go papaya!

(let's try not to clown but just so everybody is properly informed, Lando is a McLaren driver.....)

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ynhater3: ofc she's gon cling to a man for relevancy... typical yn

ynfan7: pls go suck a dick

landofan7: OK OK OK IM SO OK WITH THIS

ynfan9: OMG OKG OM WJAT

ynfan11: that's literally momma and papa

landofan10: she's literally there for him wtf 😭

ynfan15: im not fraekingnout AT ALL

mclaren:

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mclaren: Having set the fastest time in Q3, Lando grabs pole position! Tomorrow, we go racing!

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landofan17: OMG SHE LIKED IT YALL

landofan18: can we focus on the racing for a bit?

landofan5: my prayers didn't go unnoticed... good to know!

landofan19: soft launch i fear?

[nerajaana]

Bitch, you know nothing, please look at a fucking map omfg lmaooo, okay you headcanon the Martells as white, but North African and West Asians countries have coastlines on the Mediterranean sea: Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Turkey, Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, Libya, Palestine.

What's next, Caucasian means “white” ?? 😂🤣😭

Idiots who can’t read telling ME to look at a map lol

Exactly what part of “…….Mediterranean (that too only southern europe, no matter how much the clowns like to say the Mediterranean includes even the Northern Africa and west asia- newsflash, it doesn’t, not according to the writer)” in my post did you have difficulty with understanding? It’s one thing if English isn’t your first language, but if not, boyyy I wonder how you manage irl. Actually, no, nevermind. I don’t wanna know. It’s bad enough I have to tolerate you wankers in this fandom space.

I’m the one who headcanons Martells race? You really wanna die on this hill? B r u h.

In case it wasn’t clear enough, dude legit said only a particular few countries in the Southern Europe are considered a part of the Mediterranean region. Also, he said his fc for Ashara Dayne is Liz Taylor. so very pro-diversity of him, claps. Hate to be the one breaking it to you but GRRM doesn’t do one to one comparisons for aspects of his books inspired by real events and places, you’re barking up the wrong tree here.

No really, let’s talk more about headcanons. I headcanon every single bleeding ASoIaF main as a desi, but you won’t see me calling it canon because, duh, it ain’t. I’m about as (in the words of a neutral) “book purist” as one could get when it comes to fandom discourses, unlike you lot who hate almost everything about this series and shove your idiot “woe is me” historical romance inspired self insert fantasies down the fandom’s gullet and call it ✨canon✨. I have a pretty good clarity on what’s canon and what isn’t, alas. Go be mad about it.

As for your last point, Jesus fucking christ make an effort to at least go through the blog you’re sending hate to. Caucasians? you absolute clown you really wanna talk about it? i’ve been raging about the trash of this fandom calling targs “evil” and equal to Aryans…..as if it’s exclusively hitler’s disgusting political idealogy, as if it doesn’t hold any cultural significance to the south asians. And how Caucasus isn’t exclusive to the whites and that not everything revolves around them. Might as well ome into my damned house and say “what next? Arya’s too far gone to be functional in the society” or “what next, Arianne will die?” to my face