#and then Yurio becomes a relationship therapist /hj

[faewild-moonchild]

Emil x Michele addition

At first Mickey hates Yuri because he keeps endangering Emil and he dare goes within 15 feet of him. HE MUST DIE. So he confronts him and Yuri doesn't have any social skills yet and hes upset at Mickey because he's not treating Emil right (bc he really isn't) so he's just about to fight Michele until Sala and Viktor find them and break it up (cue fatherly scoldings from V+Y that low-key make Yuri cry because he's so sorry he disappointed them. They comfort him after dw). But then Yuri gets Mickey's number and apologizes (he actually wasn't forced to, he just still felt bad for upsetting his dads) and Mickey's like "I don't forgive you but has Emil ever said anything about me?" And then he keeps consulting Yuri for relationship advice because Yuri can tell this isn't healthy.

He's like "well yeah duh Emil looks upset you never listen to him and never tell him you love him like what's the point of even having a bf if they just hurt you" and yeah he doesn't say it lightly but it's true and Mickey (after being upset and almost snapping back before he realizes "wait yeah he's kinda right") just takes Yuris advice and now they're all happy

Okay but like can Yurio and Emil be friends? Just imagine Yurio being like "Hey Yuuri go run into that wall"

"Uh no, why?"

"It'll be funny lol"

Then Emil's like "I'll do it" and just bolts into the wall for no reason (probably stops right before it so he's not hurt but falls over all dramatically and makes Mickey have a heart attack).

Yurio keeps telling him to do stupid dangerous stuff and he just does (or does a safer alternative that still satisfies Yuri) and that makes Yuri respect him.

If asked Yurio will be like "oh Emil? Yeah he's pretty cool, not like we're friends or anything though" like your text conversations would say otherwise Yuri