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ilikeblueberryz · 2 days ago
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⸺ gojo satoru
(none of these works are mine ; jjk dividers from @uzma-qureshi ) Disclaimer : all fanfics listed here belong to their respective authors. please check out their profiles for more amazing work!
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[ f ] fluff [ s ] smut [ a ] angst [ sm! ] social media!au [ n ] not safe for work
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[ f ] ୨୧ if you want i can come inside ୨୧ nobara spots gojo with a sorcerer she's never seen before and of course hijinks ensue. (by @gojonanami)
୨୧ look at him ୨୧ your attempts at reentering the dating scene is foiled by your ex-husband. (by @stsgooo)
[ f ] ୨୧ "cold, cuddle, weather" ୨୧ your lover would do anything to have your attention on him and nothing or no one else. even if that meant competing with a stuffed toy. (by @sttoru)
[ f ] ୨୧ megumi's teacher ୨୧ (by @awearywritersworld)
[ a, s, f ] ୨୧ "took you long enough" ୨୧ when you ask your best friend to meet the guy you've been seeing, things don't go quite as planned. (by @/awearywritersworld)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @augustinewrites)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @/augustinewrites)
[ f ] ୨୧ stupid cupid ୨୧ gojo's desperate to get something from you, his unoffical partner (you just don't know it yet!) on valentine's day. what a pathetic loser. (by @suntoru)
[ f ] ୨୧ wingman ain't subtle ୨୧ (by @inupibaldspot)
[ f ] ୨୧ walk him like a dog ୨୧ (by @/inupibaldspot)
୨୧ let's give it one more try ୨୧ you and gojo are getting a divorce .(by @/inupibaldspot)
୨୧ at him, for him ୨୧ normal like no curse and stuff au where gojo is in love with geto’s lover. (by @/inupibaldspot)
୨୧ a family forget in curses ୨୧ you and satoru get called to the office after an incident with megumi at school. fluff, mama bear reader, talks of child neglect ((no one is neglected)), tsumikiii and megumiii best siblings. think i went off too hard with the principal idk why i was pressed. (by @livinghostly)
[ s ] ୨୧ six years ୨୧ six years. He’s loved you for six years. he was too young back then but now he’s not. And he plans on showing you that. (by @fairy-angel222)
[ f ] ୨୧ the babysitters' club ୨୧ in which yuji, megumi and nobara are tasked with the most important mission ever by their teacher—watching over his baby son! (by @chuluoyi)
[ f ] ୨୧ baby to the rescue ୨୧ in which gojo recruits your baby son to “save” you from a credit card salesman. (by @/chuluoyi)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @yuukiiqwq)
[ a ] ୨୧ imgonnagetyouback ୨୧ the one and only son of the gojo clan had fallen quite hard, completely and utterly, to a lowly woman who came from the dirt, and got his heart broken by her. years had passed, he was still as angry since the day you left, but he only wanted you back. (by @satowooo)
୨୧ entitled ୨୧ leaving the busy streets of Sendai city back to its outskirts, the two of you got a bus. there aren’t any seats available, and being pregnant meant being able to sit in the priority seats. looks like they’re taken. (by @kmuradesu)
୨୧ the pick up line ୨୧ (by @yup-thats-me)
[ s ] ୨୧ no title ୨୧ clan leader!gojo needs a favor from your clan but as the leader you refuse, so he proposes to give you a child since your husband is unable to. (by @cursingtoji)
[ f ] ୨୧ ring ୨୧ despite wishing he could, gojo isn't always there when you get hit on. which leads to him having to take measures to lay his claim. (by @chocolilies)
[ f ] ୨୧ gojo (name) & gojo satoru take a couple’s quiz ୨୧ (by @slttygeto)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @joemama-2)
[ f ] ୨୧ love entries ୨୧ a series of episodes of your life with the strongest sorcerer throughout the past and present. (by @chuluoyi)
୨୧ back off, kid ୨୧ (Teen)Gojo is jealous over (kid) Fushiguro having a crush on you. (by @/inupibaldspot)
୨୧ after you ୨୧ (by @spacebaby1)
୨୧ i want to kiss you ୨୧ Falling in love despite a language barrier. (by @arminsumi)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @in-class-daydreams)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ gojo satoru being the most annoying out of pocket boyfriend with zero boundaries. (by @aae-tuu)
[ n ] ୨୧ boyfriend gojo x booobs ୨୧ (by @satorusluver)
୨୧ our child is an angel ୨୧ jjk characters when called into teacher's office about their child. (by @wysteria-bloom)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @yuwuta)
୨୧ no title ୨୧ (by @bluelockmaniac)
୨୧ clingy gojo ୨୧ (by @chososrightnipple)
୨୧ husband satoru ୨୧ (by @mogra11)
[ s ] ୨୧ p*rnstar satoru pt2 ୨୧ (by @webism)
[ s ] ୨୧ thinking about... ୨୧ (by @ridingthatd)
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loceiswhereyouleastexpectit · 16 hours ago
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Soon enough - Chapter 6
Word count - 1.7K
paige bueckers x azzi fudd
a/n: Guys idk how some of these writers be putting out like 9k stories a day. This already felt like a lot for me. Sorry for the slow pace. I just like to give my heart to every scene. Hope you like it. LMK IF YOU HAVE IDEAS PLEASE!
Chapter 6 
Azzi POV
Once Azzi showered and got herself looking somewhat put together, throwing on one of Paige’s hoodies and jeans, she decided to head back to her room. She always had a habit of taking Paiges clothes, they just fit her better, felt better than her own, but mostly, they smelled like Paige. A thick aroma of vanilla and soap masked the clothes, making the girl feel warmth every time she wore them.
Their rooms were only a few doors away but as she approached her hotel room, there was already an abundance of noise coming from it. She noticed the door was unlocked. As she opened the door the first thing she saw was her agent, pacing up and down, clearly just as stressed out as Azzi. 
“Azzi where have you been, I have been calling you,” Azzi realized her phone had been dead for some time now and never got the opportunity to charge it. 
“Im so so sorry, I was just in Paiges room Maria, everything is ok. We still have so much time. If Paige isn’t getting ready yet then why should I?” Azzi claimed, trying to make sense of the situation. 
“Azzi, you dont understand, there’s so much we have to do, your hair, god thats already gonna take three hours, everyone is waiting for you, come on,” her agent said. 
“OK, im here.” Azzi sat down in the chair and immediately was surrounded by three women, already detangling and washing her hair. 
A few moments passed and she heard a few knocks on the door, hopefully it was someone to calm her down. 
Caroline and KK walked through the door, still in there sweats, clearly not close to being ready for the night. 
“HEYYYYYYY, whose ready for the biggest night of our lives!!!!!” KK exclaimed, clearly excited for her best friend. 
“Hey guys, why aren’t you getting ready?.” Azzi questioned. 
“Girly pop, we aren’t the ones sitting front and center with the star herself, we got more than enough time”. KK said. 
“How you feeling?” Caroline asked, already feeling Azzi’s nerves. 
“Im ok, I meann, look at me, clearly im not ready and idk if Paige is even back yet. I just feel uneasy.” Azzi finished almost feeling out of breath. 
“Azzi, you are gonna look beautiful as always. Don’t stress” Carol said. 
“Its not about that, its about Paige I guess” Azzi admitted, already feeling watched by the two girls.
“OK real talk” KK said, both girl sitting down on Azzi’s bed, “Your girl, she’s leaving, we all know it, are we all sad to see her go, ofc we are, she’s our star. But just enjoy it, enjoy her, because I know once she gets on that plane, there are gonna be some things you will regret not doing or saying, so just live these next few days with zero regrets, that’s all you can do for yourself.”
“And, imagine how Paige feels, she’s going to a new city, with people she doesn’t know, building a new life with a new organization. All she wants is comfort from her best friend, so thats all she needs from you.” Caroline finished. 
Azzi thought for a second, “best friend…, do you think thats all I mean to her?” Azzi asked both girls, trying to share some of what she had been feeling these last few months. 
KK and Caroline immediately stared at each other, knowing where this was going, however, they decided to play dumb. 
“Girl what do you mean?” KK asked.
“It’s just idk, sometimes, recently, Paige she just gives me different feelings. Like when we cuddle sometimes, I just feel different. It’s not how it used to be. At least not always. I mean yes she’s still my best friend, but I can’t help but notice how undeniably beautiful she is, especially fresh in the morning. I mean it's hard sometimes, the lines between friendship and more get a little blurry when I think too much about it. About her”. Azzi had been so lost in thought she didn’t even realize how her friends were looking at her. Even the women, brushing her hair, had stopped for a second. 
Caroline broke the silence.“Azzi, you guys clearly aren't just ‘best friends’. I mean look at it this way, who asks there best friend to be at there table. Literally no one, she had so many people to ask but she choose you. YOU. Not her dad, or drew or her mom. You. So, what does that say about your bond, its clearly more than a friendship”. 
“Carol, but how do you think she feels.”
“Azzi, no one can know how she feels for sure besides her, but the real question is how do you feel?”
And just as those last words left Caroline’s mouth the blonde walked in. Grey hoodie swallowing her thin frame and grey sweats. She had two bags of food in her hand, the scent filling up the room, making Azzi’s stomach grumble. 
“Oh, Hey guys, didn’t know you all would be here, would have brought more food,” Paige said looking at KK and Caroline. The her attention turned to Azzi. “I texted you but you didn't respond but I brought you a salad, I know you get nervous before big things like this, but if you want something heavier you can have some of my Canes.”
All eyes were now on Paige. Everyone could see her kindness for the younger girl. 
“Thanks Paige” Azzi said softly. But just as she was about to say something else, her agent walked back into the room. 
“Paige don’t you have to get ready? It’s your big day.”
“Nah, I got time, ill chill with Azzi for a bit.” Paige said, knowing she actually didn’t have time and her own agent would be hunting her down soon enough. 
“Well” said Carol, “we'll get out of your hair, literally”, pointing at the tangled mess of Azzi’s curls. “See you guys later ok” said said pulling KK away from Paige’s food, already attempting to steal a fry. “UH fine, have fun guys, you gonna kill it Paige” KK said, but just before Caroline and KK left the room Caroline whispered to Azzi, “not all best friends do all this, just saying”.
Azzi cheeks were a little flushed out of embarrassment. As the two left the room, it was just Piage and Azzi, Paige giving Azzi a confused look as she sat down in a chair. 
“What carol say?” The blonde asked. 
“Nothing nothing, she’s just being a smartass.”
“Right, sure. How’d you sleep, you were knocked when I left.”
Azzi gulped, “Fine.”
Paige got up from her seat and gave her her food, “Here eat”. She’s always taking care of me. 
“Im not that hungry, maybe later.”
“You sure, I know you get cranky.”
“Paige, im fine.” Azzi said maybe a little to sharply. 
“Ok, sorry im just making sure your ok.” Paige said. 
“Paige, im sorry, just a little out of it right now, shouldn’t you go get ready.” The curly haired girl said, eye already sad. 
“Yea, I wanted to soak up some time with you first, but if your not in the mood, ill leave”, Paige said already packing up her food, only taking a few bites from her chicken. 
Azzi suddenly remembered what KK and Caroline said, “no stay, please.” Azzi said, knowing that she would only get a few more moments like this with the blonde. 
“You sure, because I can go-”
“STay.” The younger girl said, almost like a plea. 
“Okay.”
The two girls quietly stared at one another which felt like hours but was merely minutes. Eventually Paige finished up eating her food, and by that time the women working on Azzi’s hair had it all washed and untangled. 
They decided to let her pick her dress before they blow-dried her hair, knowing it would get a little frizzy in the process. 
Paige was staring at her phone but as soon as Azzi tried on her first dress all her attention shifted towards her. 
Azzi tried on four different dresses, each one feeling more and more uncomfortable until she found “the one.”
At least that’s what Paige had called it.
As she slipped on the low v neck, almost see through black dress, everyone in the room stilled. 
She turned and looked at herself in the mirror and felt almost beautiful. It felt right and when she turned around to ask Paige what she thought, already vetoing the other options, the older girl looked starstrucked. 
“Thats the one Azzi.”
“Really, you think so.”
“Yes” Paige said as she slowly approached Azzi, gently as if she was approaching a real diamond. “You look wow, amazing, spectacular, all the words in the dictionary.”
Azzi giggled, feeling under pressure at all the eyes on her. But mostly the piercing blue eyes that belonged to the blonde. 
“Thank you, I think its the one, but im still gonna try on the others.” her indecisiveness getting in the way.
“No Azzi, im telling you this is the one, I feel it.”
“Your right” she said as she turned around to look at herself once again. This time though, the blonde peeped through and threaded her fingers around Azzi’s waist. 
She whispered in her ear, “You look beautiful,” and at those words, Azzi was weak in her knees, knowing that if Paige wasn’t right behind her, steadying her, she would have fallen. 
Azzi slowly turned her head towards Paige, making eye contact with her blue eyes. Please don’t leave. Thats all she was thinking. If you weren’t leaving soon I would kiss you right now and we would figure it out. The two girls were so lost in each other that neither realized Paige’s Agent had barged in. 
“PAIGE, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE IN TWO HOURS.” Paiges agent yelled as the two girls quickly separated from one another. 
“Im sorry, truly, lost track of time. Don’t worry, we still have plenty of time” she said to her agent, then she turned to Azzi “I gotta go, but you look like a princess, ill see you in a bit okay” she said so softly only Azzi could hear. 
“Ok.”
Then Paige left, but before she disappeared through the door, she turned her head and gave Azzi a wink. Assuring her that everything would be ok. 
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ferrari55lover · 1 day ago
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No longer a second choice (Part 2)
Oscar piastri x best friend reader Face claim for y/n- random girls on Pinterest PREVIOUS
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(3 days after the party) Y/n's POV
Its been three days since the night of my party, that night was supposed to be fun but ended up making me feel like jumping out of my window to my death. im not sure why, maybe it was the alcohol or maybe it was the way Oscar looked at me that night. I don't remember much from the night of the party but what i do remember was when Calum walked in and the way Oscar looked at me when i introduced them to each other, it was the same look he used to give me as a kid when he dropped his ice cream or when another kid stole his turn on the swings, it was the kind of look that gave you that heavy feeling in your chest, that heavy feeling is what I've been feeling since that moment, Me and Oscar haven't talked much since then and im not sure what to do, Usually i can take one look at Oscar and know how he's feeling but lately i cant read him at all. i wonder if he can still read me, i wonder if he knows that i think about him all the time, I wonder if he thinks of me too.
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Monaco. Updates singer Y/n L/n was seen in Monaco walking and eating with new mystery man. is it the same guy from her birthday post??. liked by y/n fan page and 50,000 others
y/n fan page NOO THATS NOT OSCAR
User324 That's supposed to be Oscar and her
User227 her and oscar haven't been seen together in weeks what is going on?!
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A few hours after i had dinner with Callum i was laying in bed doom scrolling through TikTok when i see a notification pop up at the top of my screen, it was Oscar, he had texted me for the first time in three weeks. he's supposed to be my best friend so why had we gone three weeks without talking to each other. and if he's just a friend why did it hurt so bad when we didn't talk.
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*2 days later*
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*Y/n's POV few minutes after texting with oscar*
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*Oscars POV*
Around twenty minutes ago i arrived at y/n's place when i got there i didn't bother knocking i just grabbed the spare key from under y/n's doormat, unlocked the door and walked. When i walked in i saw y/n sitting on her couch with her face buried in her hands, she was crying i couldn't see her face but i knew she was crying and it made me want to cry too, i hate seeing y/n like this i wish she never had to feel this way i wish that i could protect her from guys like him. i start to walk over to y/n and then sit down next to her, she still doesn't look up so i just wrap my arm around her shoulder and then speak up "he didn't deserve you, you know that right" i say then she looked up at me and said "I just don't understand he was so good to me until then, how could he just switch up like that" i nodded and reply with "I know i know he was but i also know that you deserve someone so much better than him" she then let out a laugh, not a full one just a small sad laugh and then she said "sometimes i wish i could just find a guy like you" that sentence made me want to die, someone like me why not just me, i wish she wanted me instead.
Me and her just sat there for a while, her crying on my shoulder and me comforting her and trying to pretend i didn't notice how holding her felt. a few hours later i leave her apartment and return to mine, when i got back i went straight to bed but i couldn't fall asleep so instead i just stared at my ceiling thinking of y/n.
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*A few weeks later*
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Yourusername Just some pics from the last few weeks to go along with a big announcement. Unsent letters out on Monday. I hope you guys like it!. liked by oscar piastri, y/n's friend (chloe) and 50,000 others
User300 y/n in her sad girl era?
Yourusername Unfortunately yes i am in my sad girl era
Oscar piastri cant wait im sure its gonna be great
Y/n's friend (Chloe) WE LOVE YOU Y/N DONT BE SAD
Yourusername I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I AM SAD STILL
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where-spar0w-barks · 3 days ago
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I have made great progress in my studies recently.🐺 So I put all my reward time into fanart painting! I saw your answer, which is exactly the same as my preset answer!^^ Lane is really a husky LOL(except amelia, but I think cats are more in line with her temperament). This time I brought a few more questions🤤❤️❤️
1. What games does lane like to play? Or what kind of game is it? What would it be like if he played games with mc? (I imagine him laughing loudly at the scene of mc's failure, not sure if this is true lol) 😼
2. What do the voices of the characters sound like? Like a real person or an anime character?🦜
3. What will the LIs do when mc encounter something that makes them very depressed or even depressed? Or how do they comfort people?👽
4. Will you create an X account later? (Please believe that this is definitely not a rush!)Can I use my fanarts to make physical products? (such as pendants, dolls, postcards, etc.)👾
I'm glad to find this game, and I'm glad that more and more people like it! It is worth everything!! I hope ur game production will be smooth and your life will be happy! (Btw I prefer the way lane frowns and the way he turns his head to cover his mouth that's hot I thinkXD)🥰🥰Please forgive the potential grammatical mistakes contained in my last two questions. My English is not good🥲
Love from China❤️💕💕🤖🤖and a SUPER BIG BEARHUG
HELLO POOKIE💖💖💖💖
yessss Lane is totally a husky XD (fun fact: i have a white cat with bue eyes and thats the reason i gave Lane blue eyes XD and i also had a white husky, but he passed away and Lane weirdly reminds me of my doggo xD)
1- Lane absolutely loves fight games, his favorite game is Tekken and he will never shut up about how his main is unbeatable xD he also loves GTA IV but plays Tekken 95% of his time x)
and YES xD he would absolutely laugh loudly when MC fails, but hed also totally throw himself off a cliff just to make her laugh when she’s mad
(if she ever beats him in Tekken, hed sulk for three days and pretend it didnt count tho :3)
2- their voices would sound more like real people than anime characters, i had some questions about if i have voice claims for the characters but I DONT XDD
i really have no idea what their voice could sound like, if you have suggestions dont hesitate xD
(but i imagine Lane's voice deep (not as deep as BB tho) like he always has a smirk behind everything he says)
3- when MC is feeling really down, Lane will pretend not to notice at first, he will try to joke it off, poke fun but if its serious, he will just sit nearby, not sure what to say or do but not leaving either :3
BB will notice it right away, he probably wont talk much (depends why the MC feels down tho) but will brush her hand and if she starts crying, he will pull her in gently and lets her fall apart :3
4- i might create an X account later for dev updates and bonus stuff!! i am scared tho cuz what if i am not active enough on it? xD but creating an acc is free so i will prob do it anyway :3
youre totally allowed to make physical products with your fanart!! just please make sure your artist signature is always on it and its not mass-produced or sold commercially ^^ (BUT I AM HONORED AND I WOULD LOVE TO SEEE!!!!)💖💖
thank you sweetie!! for your beautiful drawings and sweet questions :3 (no worries, your english is perfect :3)
LOVE FROM FRANCE HAVE A GREAT DAY POOKIE! HUGE BEARHUG :33💖💖💖💖
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xxplastic-cubexx · 7 months ago
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ironically even though the movies keep charles in his chair, like 90% of the movie based fanfics don't
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percabeth4life · 1 year ago
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Thanks for the updates! I don’t want to spread misinformation so I’ll go ahead and delete the post.
I'm glad to help.
I do think playing with the possibilities of reincarnation is a lot of fun mind you, I play with it in my fics too. It just doesn't have much mythological support lol. There may be some philosophical support of course, but I'm not the *most* educated on all the various philosophers of Ancient Greece, haven't made them a focus yet beyond what I studied in rhetoric.
I do wanna talk to your professor sometime cause I'm wondering what his sources are for the Achilles stuff and Thetis mythology. I know the Metis myth fits what he claims of Thetis but no source I've read on Thetis mentions the prophecy the way he mentioned it.
Anyways, I do hope you have fun with your fic idea? I mean, idk if you plan to write it lol but if you do that would be an interesting play. I do enjoy playing with reincarnation (my fav is Pallas reincarnating as Percy).
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skrunksthatwunk · 4 months ago
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ive started a brainstorming doc for the kaiji koi-koi fic and a large large amount of it is just trying to figure out what works about kaiji and how i can innovate without diverging too much from the tone or themes etc. anyway ive been thinking about how the modifications fkmt makes to the games in kaiji function (i.e. minefield mahjong, restricted rps, one poker, etc), and how they each tie into key traits/feelings of playing to original versions. minefield mahjong centers and intensifies the feeling of waiting on a crucial tile while trying not to leave too much of a trail, one poker leans heavily into the bluffing via raising/calling elements of poker, and rrps sort of flips rps' main issue(?) on its head by removing its arbitrariness (while preserving at first the illusion of arbitrariness), and thus making it like.. something you can win via strategy and not just luck. ANYWAY i think ive figured out the key thread to pull for koi-koi and im very excited about that
#idk if i wanna say it but like. why not who cares#one of the things that interests me the most about koi-koi is how uneven the card hauls can be#halfway through a round your opponent can have 12 carss and you can have 2 and it's just Like that#and for a card hoarding game that can be really tense#finding some way to play with that dynamic is my key to making this engaging i can feel it#my current (first) idea is to create a punishment for having claimed cards that don't form a finished hand#(i.e. having 4 poetry ribbons or having 2 lights and the rain man)#a card hoarding game that punishes greed!! where you have to be so much more careful with what you do#and where laying out a card rather than taking smth unlikely to benefit you is much more often a good idea#but youve gotta balance that with sabotaging your opponents' hands and racking up points etc#and there's just such a big luck component to koi-koi that no matter what you do you're just gonna have to go all in#on some hands anyway#i think it could be really fun is my point and i (more than any prior fic) want to create smth very similar to fkmt's work#like it's a missing arc or something#ah but im not sure if that's enough of a simplification to really feel like a fkmt mod#(the nature of all these modded games is such that theyre reduced to these really intense much more granular steps#so you get all the psychological thrill and mind game shit without irreparably tanking the pacing)#while i don't think kk is nearly as complicated a game as smth like mahjong idk if this would have that same effect#BUT i think it does bc it intensifies those more throwaway moments of kk to a massive degree#i just gotta find a way to make it a little more iconic like op and rrps and mm#ANYWAY. spoilers for a fic thats probably never getting finished. not for like 5 years at least#kaijiposting#im also trying to figure out if/how i wanna make this a battle royale. i think my favorite kaiji setups have that dynamic#and im kinda sad that it's pretty much disappeared since part one#seeing the meta evolve during rrps is so cool and the group psych elements of brave men road is what makes that arc so good#im very excited. maybe it'll suck maybe it'll never get made maybe it's super pedestrian for gambling manga/associated (<- not a genre im#especially involved with) but *i* like it and im happy and thats what matters the most#and although i havent looked into kaiji fic i imagine projects like this aren't that common? bc theyre a Lot of work to plan out#anywy i gotta hype myself up so in 5 yrs i can post it to thunderous silence (nobody cares about koi-koi enough to read 99k words about it)
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ambersky0319 · 4 months ago
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Store managers said even a few minutes overtime will be a write up
I'm calling bullshit
#i work in a fucking deli you think im getting everything i need cleaned in exactly 2 hours?#on a slow day yes bc guess what im not helping customers til 8#but on days like today where we have a sale? and are pretty busy??? fuck no#and! itd be so much easier if we could shut things down even just slightly early (even 30 min could help)#but nooooooo#wednesday when i close imma shut down one of the slicers at like fuckin. 5. (start earlier) cause thats what slows me down#after 8 when i gotta sharpen then clean them all on top of putting food away. collecting dishes. wiping down counters and scales#wiping glass. the wing bar. the whole bird case. sweep. spray the floor. scrub it. then push all the water into drains#or idk do very quick cleanings of the slicers. SOMETHING to speed it up by 8#if i somehow do get a write up im gonna call up my union rep and see if a literal few minutes overtime to finish cleaning is fine#bc its either a few minutes overtime or some shit don't get done (like my cook today didnt get to do her floors cause she was#cooking until 7 and it takes a while to clean the fryers on top of all the other dishes. machines. counters and WALLS. and the back floors!)#my coworkers have claimed the union does jack shit and maybe thats true. or. there is a chance they just werent fucking annoying about stuff#cause like. i get it the store doesnt wanna pay overtime. then it should give enough time for us to PROPERLY do our job#otherwise itll be half-assed and people will get written up for THAT instead#and id get it if theyre annoyed if youre like. 20+ minutes overtime#but fucking 5 minutes? or even just 1 (as manager warned/threatened)???? if i do get overtime for those minutes i guarantee its barely#anything considering i get paid 15.50 an hour#anyways. im pissed off. and skipping asl tomorrow even if i risk the administrative drop#im skipping the day of that deadline but my grades are decent (a B that I can turn to an A so long as I don't miss more assignments)#so im not too worried. if my professor asks i will say i was incredibly sore (true. my arm/shoulders/back/legs/feet hate me rn)#as well as exhausted (also true. i got home at 10:30 its currently 11 and im wound up so i definitely wont be getting to sleep for a while#and i dont fancy trying to do asl on like. 5 or less hours of sleep with a sleep-and-magnesium (i forgot to take the vitamin) deprived brain#anywho hope yall have a better night 👍#amber's shit you can ignore
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molluskzone · 1 year ago
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and hmmmm maybe i will continue to Instigate. i have talked about the concept of "pick me girls" before on this blog and why i don't like it. and i truly genuinely with all my heart believe that women complaining about "pick mes" are infinitely MORE of a "pick me" than the women they target. you can only repeat the same stuff for so long before you're just seething over nothing, yeah? and honestly, if you're going to claim to be feminist about it, i don't think it's very feminist to claim that everything a woman does, she does because she wants to get "picked" by a man. why do you think men are so special that everything you do needs to revolve around getting one? if a woman is doing something genuinely misogynist, you can call her a misogynist. because a lot of the time when i see whining about "pick mes" its not even a woman whos trying to get men to like her by tearing down other women. it's just a woman who like, thinks makeup is stupid (not misogynistic OR inherently pick-me behavior, because women do not pop out of the womb with a full face), or think girly things are frivolous (maybe you can call her a BITCH but you can't call her a misogynistic pick me girl for that alone). also the "pick me" concept being named after being PICKED (by men) just leads me to this idea that you're not actually mad about her tearing down other women, youre mad about the appeal to MEN since that is what's being centered in your language! and what's more "pick me behavior" than that?
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lakesandquarries · 9 months ago
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i could make one of those cute interactive threads on twitter just with stuff from my own life and the thought is making me feel really good about myself lol
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dxxtruction · 10 months ago
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#iwtv is so much more fun if you're willing to actually dissect the story and characters and their world in good faith#which also means applying faults to characters as they are actually seen and not exaggerated or diminished simply by a bias#But when there is nothing actually definitive (only assumption to confirm) you can't actually say who's doing what w/o some bias involved#and yes a lot of times thats entirely going to be the right assumption because we can definitely infer#But there's a realm to where you do have to consider all possibilities are possible if they are left unanswered#you can place inferences but you can't claim them as definitive if they are just inferences#and other people are just going to have different inferences even bias. But this shouldn't mess with what's definitive about it.#basically taking a good faith journalism stance on it so your not falling into possible problematic biases#there are also functions of vampirism and how it works in this context which do not mirror our world 1 to 1#for instance whereas humans have to live in direct contact with society and its various problems bias and ideologies vampires live on the#outskirts of this. Only ever coming into contact by influencing onto that world by their outside actions or appearances#the human world serves nothing for them except as threat or supply for wants or needs. There's no real connection there.#When mapping vampiric existence onto human existence it can a lot of times lead to problems in trying to bridge this cognitive dissonance.#You can not be in community with humanity when you are by nature a being opposed to it. Which is contentious when you want to be part still#They can be effected by this and effect onto it yes but they are not actually a part of it and never will be.#I'd say if you effect onto humanity positively it's better to have it for the enjoyment of it alone as opposed to seeking human connection#as any criticisms of this connection your trying to seek is essentially denial your own sought humanity as opposed to the object of doing#and this would always be a lost cause#but i think I digress here#there are also cultural beliefs and practices of vampires that are not found in our world such as laws and covens and ideologies#a lot of which are quite actually opposed to normal human understandings of rightness and morality#they culturally are more open to accepting those who are viewed as less than or moral because this is a reflection of themselves#And we can and should certainly point to all of this stuff for what it is I feel
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snekdood · 13 days ago
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"i'm the mom friend" ah. so you're the paranoid control freak of the friend group. gotcha.
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an-android-in-a-tutu · 15 days ago
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anyway Im normal again
#anyway I doubt that anon still cares and to be clear if you do and try to reach out Im just gonna delete your message like I did the last#but I did see it when I logged back on and just to be really super clear#I wasn't actually accusing you of anything I was as you said being flippant and making reference to some of the worst#behaviour Ive seen on the site#I didnt think it was actually you who said those things Ive made no assumptions about your identity#but since you decided to treat me as part of a camp of 'friends/mutuals' who I am 'claiming always act in good faith' when I speak for me#I did the same to you#and you know what that was as unfair and shitty to do to you as it was for you to do to me#but I'm really not prone to being charitable to people who come into my inbox and anonymously condescend to me about how#if I want to talk about bad faith gotcha readings being used to excuse rampant sexism I must first admit that I am just as bad#based on actions people I know have apparently taken#in reference to a post that tbh was like 50% bellyaching about that exact thing by volume#So like I said to be really super clear#I don't know you I don't trust you and I frankly do not owe you the benefit of the doubt based on how you approached me#but if you were being even a little bit genuine then fucking hell dude we literally agree with each other#everyone needs to shut up and be nicer about the goddamn show we all like that was my point#Thats why I zipped it and logged off for six months instead of continuing an unproductive meltdown online#because the one thing I got from your first message was not an appeal for understanding man#it was a big neon sign saying I'm not listening to you because I don't care#I'm sorry that that's what I gave you back#anyway this all flies in the face of my claim that Im normal again now but I swear its like at least 60% true
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jelliebabydog · 3 months ago
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Hope you don't mind! This is the no stupid qs therian anon. Just wanted to say thanks for your tags! I am giggling a little because it might be less Disney princess and more Disney villain? The interactions were with cougars (in wilderness preserves), who tend to...notice me and maybe get, uh, kinda territorial? Idk, my presence tends to get them alert or even active, whereas they're otherwise aloof and just lay about. Lol, but I really enjoyed your response, it was helpful!
if i lived in ye feral wildernesse, i too would be terrified at the sight of you!!! never underestimate your fearsome height and terrifying forward facing eyes, my megafauna friend!! unless youre a prey animal.... then um i mean, it must have been your very effective camoflauge and other deceitful adaptations that must have confused and worked on them
(paw of luck to you for your self discovery journey!!)
#asks#alterhuman#also another bit of ? advice i guess or like just something to think abt#even if events like that dont confirm your internal identity. it is perfectly normal to consider them special and species affirming#its hard to explain ill try to give an example#my sense of smell is very important to me as a dog#it would be silly to claim that my sense of smell is heightened or something because of my internal identity. im normal !#BUT#my sense of smell is still important to me. i purposefully use it as much as i can because it feels grounding#i love to sniff is what im sayin!! i open my window all the time to let in outside air. i smell it and over time i learned how different -#- weather smells like. if im on a walk and i smell someone cooking food. i smell it until i go nose blind to it!#my sense of smell isnt physiologically special but i MAKE it special as an extension of dogness#i know smelling stuff isnt the same as random events with wild animals but do u see what i mean?#the meaning that we give to things outside of our control can still be special if we choose it to be#hopefully this makes sense#even if these disney villain encounters dont confirm or deny anything direct for u. it can still be deeply meaningful in a way related to -#- being nonhuman!#and if it DOES confirm/deny stuff for u THATS STILL GREAT !!!! there are many possibilities u are on ur own unique nonhuman path!!#the most important thing i want u to know is there is no wrong way to be alterhuman. there is no wrong path. there is just Your path#ok im being The Annoying Tag Yapper now ♡. sending u many digital treats anon
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two-calicos-in-a-trenchcoat · 8 months ago
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Watching a trans guy react to transvestigator posts and I havent really looked too close at any of that for my own sanity but fuck dude
I need to go lie down
#they reverse transvestigated dylan mulvaney#they claim she was initially born a girl#forced to transition to a boy. then transitioned back to a girl.#worstie literally what the fuck#this is some hardcore conspiracy theory shit#do you just...spend all your time obsessing over trans people? like get a fucking hobby you weirdos#go spend some time in nature#look at a tree#stop staring at pictures of celebrities and trying to find features that prove that theyre trans#there...theres a transvestigator facebook group....and they took a random local family#and transvestigated them#bro#its weird to do it with celebrities but ffs it is fucking creepy to do that to random people in your town#i have a headache#i feel like i aged 10 years watching that#how do these people have energy for anything#how are you not fucking exhausted living like this#like idk maybe its the transness but like#how are you looking at all these people that dont fit neatly into the gender/sex binary#and instead of being like “wow guess thats all kinda bullshit and humans are much more varied and diverse than that and men and women#arent actually all that different to begin with“ and instead go to ”ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY TRANS AND ARE LYING ABOUT IT#AND WANT TO TRANS YOUR CHILDREN.“ like bro what#i mean i guess thats true of any conspiracy theory type thinking#like. how did you get to that#and because im me im just sitting here trying to understand how they got to this point which is a fruitless endeavor#and kind of a waste of time#its fear mostly#fear and hatred#what were conspiracy theorists like pre internet
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