#and then I'll make a lil village for all my npcs

[fiadh-doodles]

Happy 4/20!! Today I took exactly one & a half (1 ½) hits that knocked me on my ass & played terraria all day. My autism demanded building & who am I to deprive myself of such indulgences?

[suguwu]

i agree!! stardew is NOT relaxing. time is running so fast and the farmer is moving too slowww LOL it takes like 30-40 in-game minutes for me to reach the villagers' houses (early game) and there's too many content (i enjoy them tho, just felt a lil overwhelming at first)

also leah the artist!! never thought of marrying her before but i think i will now. now that i think about it ive only married krobus n shane mhmm 🤔 oh and which farm do you like the most?

lmao the early game speed can be so rough, i stockpile the hell out of coffee in mid-game so i can move at a decent speed!! and yes there's a lot of content and it can be hard to figure out what you should concentrate on! i am always all over the place with stardew which makes it difficult if i leave a file for a while bc i don't remember what i was doing. or if i was doing anything at all.

but the soundrack is relaxing! i listen to it all the time when i need to chill out haha.

yes leah!!! i have a weakness for redheads lmao and i married her in like 6 of my saves. she's just so 🥰 and i love the space she adds to your home once you marry her. but i'm trying to branch out more to see the other dialogue and interactions from the other npcs!

farm choice is soooo difficult for me and i cycle through them all the time! i think in my current files i have the riverland farm, hill-top farm, beach farm, and standard farm. but i'll play any farm except the monster one that stresses me out lol.

the beach farm is technically my favorite but i get annoyed with how you can't use sprinklers so i have to take breaks from that file!

how about you, what's your favorite farm??

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[teddypixels]

I felt nostalgic for Animal Crossing New Leaf and realized it'll be 11 years old tomorrow.

The entire franchise is also over 20 years old now, but Nintendo didn't really do anything for that, which kinda sucks. I would have loved a special event in New Horizons or something, but oh well.

I think the movie was like a 10th anniversary thing or something but I don't feel like doing the math. It might get my hopes up lol

But yeah. I started a brand new town and already love it there. Isabelle has her personality back, all the NPCs that got demoted to wandering peddlers have their old shops again, and my neighbors are cute.

Yes, even Wart Jr. I've liked that lumpy lil dude since Wild World. I think he's neat.

The only villager I dislike is Barold because he just creeps me out. He looks like he smacks his lips when he eats and breathes through his mouth. His house looks like an office so I feel like he's supposed to be That One Coworker everyone has in life that absolutely drives them insane.

That aside, my fruit trees have apples and I got the best grass shape of all- DORITO!

I think I'll make some clothing patterns and a new flag later today and share them on here, but I do wonder if the fandom is still as active on this site as it was before NH. Shit was wild back then :p

[silvermuffins]

Pokemon Legends Arceus: the continuing impossibility of a clever title

It's been a few days. Not that I haven't wanted to play, I just went back to work after The England Trip. And then got distracted in the evenings. But the wilds of Hisui, they call.

i honestly cannot express enough how much i just want to run away into the wilderness and find somewhere i belong. PLA is pure escapism for me, because if i can't do it for real at least I can get sucked into a game where I can for 12 hours at a time.

but that's too heavy for this liveblog! we are here for an idiot running headlong into and away from danger!

hm. i see. it's nighttime and i am crouching in a patch of grass.

good time to wait it out as i eat some cereal, there are fungal pieces of shit about

hm. i see ingo and warden bitchqueen waiting. she'd better get some character development or so help me i WILL sic every pokemon i've got on her.

"I'll beat him" i see, i've been mistaken. warden bitchking will know my wrath. and the wrath of my walrein.

skuntank.....okay.

dude you lost. get lost.

sup volo!

everyone be like "yeah you fell out of the sky and threw snacks at hangry demigods so you gotta do all of literally everything"

one break for delivering things that somehow ended up in my bag at the end of the trip later, let's get on with it

should really keep feather balls on hand for unown....

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAA URSARING

bronzor points over the river....i'm not sure basculegion was the "correct" solution but it got me there in one jump

and i think i spotted another bronzor......yep there it be

i wonder what a wound on a bronzor looks like

it...it's a metal disk. do they bleed????

theres mushrooms growing on the cliffsides....i need to be able to reach those

ah. hidden moves. HMs. clever....and thus Sneasler will give me Rock Climb

battle!!!

sneasler laughed at meeee

oh! she's poison??? apparently????

oh my fucking god sneasler carries me in a lil basket

all i can see are mY EYES HELP--

!!! CHERUBI get over here you little drupe-y fuck-

man i wish fewer pokemon were aggro

like it kinda sucks that i can't just wander, i HAVE to be running for my life

ig that's what stealth sprays are for but meehhhh

anyway thers graves here

"look to the ruined pillars of celestica" care to be a tad more specific????

OKAY im done with these ruins where everything wants to hurt me, melli probably gonna fight me again, fuck you sir

FUCK YOU, SIR

adaman you're the leader of the diamond clan can you just like, fire this dipshit

like, into the sun

melli please just STOP TALKING. give me the balms and shut the fuck up.

guh this is rough, but so was arcanine

this is easier thus far

DONE

wait am i a time traveler or a full on isekai.....eh i'll roll with yes

shut up melli i want to push you off a cliff

i think i might've seen some wild basculin but they disappeared before i could even attempt to catch and i can't get them to respawn

anyway. PLOT.

actually, first, SIDEQUEST HEEELLLLL

awww....kamado takes such good care of me

also, one of the NPCs mentioned he has no home to return to, which was definitely the vibe i'd been getting from him

oh hey you took me right to kamado this morning instead of making me walk there myself, thanks game

avalugg....ooooey, and like, i know the mobility noble has to be braviary!

....the fuck was that just now with cyllene and wurmple?

pesselle. i am nearly always completely out of medicinal leeks. i need those for both potions and revives. and you want me to save up A HUNDRED?!

haha hooboy here come brain weasels, no one invited those

so im just going to aggressively play!!!

....y'know, ideally one would purchase some nice warm clothes to go to the icelands in, but we're just gonna keep wearing this fancy kimono

hm. avalugg hasn't hurt anybody, but i'm going into major danger for this...

is the pearl clan village out here? i haven't found it yet, but i did find the diamond clan's...

FINALLY found and caught a misdreavus. new hairstyles here i come.

meanwhile i repeaatedly get lost in the snowfields

gaeric also looks familiar

god. game does set up this bit of moral quandary. is it fine to quell a noble who hasn't hurt anyone?

i mean there is an implication that being frenzied is bad for the pokemon so THAT'S important but it's not settling definitively into "they need help"

anyway, i have fire

sabi! is she...cheryl?

you know i feel like these ancestors are a golden opportunity to fuse character designs and tell people like "hey misty and riley share a common ancestor, isnt' that neat?"

which i guess they sorta did with the Miss Fortunes! i can't quite identify Charm, sure, but Coin and Clover prove Candice and Saturn share ancestry!

yesss the pearl clan's village IS out here!

so i get plates from the ten nobles, that's all well and good, but presumably i'm going to need to pick up the other eight somewhere?

finally. goddamn basculin.

nearly to the temple now!

oooh puzzles? but why am i going into Snowpoint Temple....i know what's down here,

hmmm not much to interact with here...

oh it's simon says but with more running

hooboy there was an alpha gallade here two seconds ago, no idea where it went and it's like when you lose track of a spider. burn the temple down.

oof. rhyperior, magmortar, and electivire....hm. well, Walrein can take care of two out of three. just gonna need to deal with the electivire first....i have no ground moves, though, this will be rough.

electivire down, come on out my dear walrus~

fuck i really needed to oneshot the rhyperior, now they get four moves in and i need to use a revive

dammit magmortar down but i need to revive my walrein again. also my staraptor is down but that's not like...a Teammate Teammate if you know what i mean? i haven't shoved any grit down its beak it's here for numbers

k it was p fun murdering the rhyperior with a roselia

oh i need to battle braviary now? okay uh get out here Luxray

heyyyy god's calling! been a while! how you been, buddy?

okay....so it's less flying and more gliding, you can't go up

man volo really gets around huh

oh. oh shit we going right in.

oh snap that's

big

slightly regretting only wearing fancy zori

well whatever, i have a typhlosion, here we gooooo

fuck

fuck x2

fuck x3

fuck x4

fuck x5

FINALLY

more unown get, too

fuck that balloon race was hard

i think im ready to go back to jubilife

people keep talking about back to normal but a moral quandary does not a climax make. some shit is gonna happen.

THANK YOU REI. finally someone acknowledging that maybe i might have, you know, a home to go back to. and that i might want to! and maybe if the rift closes i'll be stuck!!!

we are entirely too happy

yep, there it is

oh, the skybox glitched--

i got told i will always have a home in jubilife ergo this is the part where suddenly i become a pariah because everyone is convinced 1) that this is my fault and 2) that this was my goal from the beginning

yeah...kamado never fully trusted me

wowe fuck me i guess

kamado i know you've probably got trauma but.....

this is really harsh

fuck. lian and melli are going to have my head, in particular.

lian and mai both want to help. but won't. because politics.

Shinx?

aww....

...!!! Volo!!! god if im banished from jubilife and neither diamond nor pearl will help me it's ONLY ginkgo left....they'll help me right???

looking for me???

where are we now

ancient retreat????

is cogita an ancestor od cynthia too

exposition time!

....cyllene's abra. cyllene is sending help with the pastures....

oh no they're finally making me choose diamond or pearl

i must maintain my loyalty to pearl. it's an ooc thing. much as i love adaman....i wanna date irida--

(poly is an option tho)

iridaaaaa

yesss i trust adaman to Handle kamado

changes up my team and movesets.....i think it's time to evolve Togetic and Roselia

i have more budews and roselias, and i can catch another togepi

we have also added a riolu to my team in place of staraptor

hmmm i wonder what the Miss Fortunes are up to....three lakes, three of them...hm

time to go prove myself to mesprit

oooof. alpha goodra.

wait that thing is part steel?!

thank goodness i brought riolu but uh....this is little dude's first fight

revives....

that does not look like a plume

cogita is harsh with volo

searches for vulpix and remains of a village because fuck you kamado i WILL have a future

ohhhh dear, i know this story is about a froslass

okay uhhh i have some unown to hunt down, too....three pillars and an unusual stone....

found the latter!

mmkay time to go up to the lake!!!

oh fuck alpha zoroark. okay. uhhh...ghost's weaknesses....uhhh fuck this thing is ONLY weak to dark isn't it, okay then.

i wonder if there's any lore reasons linking the guardian alphas to the lake trio

fox down

oh, just one question this time?

who knows what would happen if the red chain fell into the wrong hands. what use would the wrong hands have for it.

stares into the camera like im on the office

that does not look like a claw

cogita keeps implying something's up with volo

also something's coming out of the rift. lots of things it could be!

valor time

qwilfish evolution. the fuck is this thing?

qwilfish is dark/poison so...riolu again perhaps?

that thing has spikes coming from its eyes! what the fuck!

overqwil.....yeah it overqwilled my riolu!!!

watches it qwil itself

oh fuck i gotta balm azelf now???

that does not look like a fang

oh it's just taking me to the shrouded ruins

a remarkable pokemon that flits across Hisui....oh it's gotta be cresselia

fucking hell kamado sit your ass down

rei what are you up to

awww laventon and rei

fuck kamado already left

teehee tsun cyllene

a lucario came to give me a quest?

Rye.... riley!!!

also we are in the "talk to all the NPCs" phase of the finale

cyllene is So Good

okay soon...we head up to Mt. Coronet

green clouds of dust that....are harmless???

sus

beni???? what is the mochi man doing here

why am i fighting the mochi man

why is he talking like i've been a meddling brat instead of a good little girl

what the FUCK dude

yooooo

save kamado from himself...hooboy

wow that getup

aaaaaa only a few of my team are strong enough for thiiiis

stop KOing my pokemon you bastard

and then i KOd all of his

aaaaaaaaaaa now what awaits at the top....!

heeeere's palkia!!! aaaaaaa

oh fuck it broke the chain

OH FUCK I NEED TO BATTLE IT

and hopefully catch it....

done

oh shit another frenzy

do we HAVE any balms for a god???

dialga is frenzied......eesh

can melli Stop

glue his goddamn mouth Shut

cute, the primeval grotto has skeletons of bastiodon and rampardos

oh THERE the sisters are

wait... are they related? there was an npc in pearl village who mentioned a girl with a croagunk who ran off, implying coin....and clover walked out on the diamond clan....

yeah coin left the pearl clan

well, charm was a pushover

worried about us....

why are we back to town???

are we making a masterball

rei is making a masterball

...............correction

that's a fuckin' cherish ball

i JUST realized colza is an ancestor to gardenia

buys riley's hat

OKAY fuck i hope im nearly done im getting tired but i can't stop now

volo again!!!

1: this music is awesome

2: dialga's lookin' a little....different

3: so that's how the spear pillar ruins got ruined!

fuck

fuck x2

fuck x3

fuck x4

gottem

holy shit.....

teehee kamado is crying

party time? party time.

roll credits!

....i still have my mission from god,

this is pokemon legends arceus and a certain godllama has yet to appear! other than int he intro

we shall save the postgame for another time~

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Okay!! Time for ep 3 babeyyyyyy

Uhhhhhhhh we're starting off w/ a flashback/shot of a woman w/ a baby in a house in the woods and then we see this sketchy hooded figure right outside the house holding a flint and steel?? I dont remember where this goes so i guess Im keeping all this the same for now

Im considering having a small timeskip here, maybe skip ahead like, a week but Im not fully sure?? I could also try to keep things more ambigious, I just really wanna avoid that thing that a lot of YA books especially do where literally everything happens in like, 2 weeks yknow (Alternatively, I could maybe do like the book/webcomic equivalent of a montage of her doing stuff to convey time passing a bit idk)

I think there should be some p deep holes in the village/the village should be build on uneven terrain and maybe Aphmau notices and decides to take her shovel and level the ground a bit so you can walk w/o tripping, again heres an opportunity for some more interacting with the villagers

She decides to take a break after a while and notices Garroth standing on the roof of a house, sort of watching everything

She figures she should maybe go up and talk to him, apologize for being kinda weird and just scurrying off like that the other day so she goes up the roof

Before she can even say anything, hes like "You've talked to Zenix I suppose?", Aphmau is kinda confused and relieved that he doesnt seem to mind her and says that No, she hasnt talked to him yet and Garroth tells her to do that, this is basically just like in the OG

So yea shes walking around, maybe she runs into Emmalyn and they chat a lil, when Zenix calls out to her like "Madam!"

The beginning of their exchange is pretty much the same, I'll need to tweak it just a little so that it fits with what Aphmau in my version has actually been doing. Maybe he says something closer to "You seem to be putting a lot of effort into helping this village even thohgh you just artived... thank you" or something. Zenix' warning about Aphmau being seen as a Lord if she keeps doing that kinda stuff is also the same and Aphmau is really weirded out but doesnt think too much of it

On her way back to Garroth she could gets0 distracted by one of the weat fields around town and how it looks like the weather really messed it up and think about how you could fix that or make it more durable or smth like that

She also sees some goats and thinks "hey those are cute and could be p useful if we rounded em up and made a farm". I dont want her to approach them though, I feel like that would be a bit too much filler

After that she finally goes back to Garroth, the exchange they have is the same again, I'll just adjust the beginning a bit to sound less npc-ey

She pretty much goes to find the clearing right away, maybe she'll hop over to Emmalyn and tell her that shes leaving for a bit or smth

Yeah thats it for now

I'll definitely have to smooth over some timeline stuff but these are just the rough notes, so I'll do all of that once ive finished the season