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“In North Korea, there’s no sun. They got rid of the sun. Cause communism”
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He’s blue. He’s a prince. He gets called beautiful every 30 minutes even by gods. He’s a bard. He has stage fright. He has a dead brother. He had his first meaningful kiss an hour ago. He’s a bisexual disaster. He’s inexperienced. He put the most powerful mage of Exandria in a forcecage. His best friend is a disaster lesbian. He wears chiffon. His tits are out.
#I will literally never stfu about Dorian#ever#critical role#dorian storm#critical role spoilers#bells hells
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Actually obsessed with this part... the hungry, lustful look in his eyes... the placement and movement of his hand... the possessive grip on her thigh... the passionate, reverent kisses on her knee and the way the tip of his nose just barely brushes against her skin... the breathless confession... the way he, even while hot, bothered, sweaty, and bricked up as all hell, still asks for her consent. Twice.
What a man, what a lover, what a king, what a husband 🫶
#i solemnly swear i will not stfu about this card for the foreseeable future#b/c spoiler: i am actually obsessed with the whole card not just this scene#late to the party i know#but fuck man this entire thing was scrumptious#lads#love and deepspace#sylus x mc#sylusmc#sylus#lads sylus#love and deepspace sylus#sylus lads#sylus love and deepspace#lads spoilers#(in case there are still people who haven't seen this yet)
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guys am I funny please tell me I'm funny
#zeph just stfu#i miss my gf so much hence my brainrot spiral#transformers#transformers one#tf one#orion pax#optimus prime#megatron#d 16#megop
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Narinder: sooo, do I have a boyfriend or a girlfriend today?
My Lamb, genderfluid: well, you ate the last slice of pizza last night, so today you have an enemy.
#stfu sky#reminder to draw this later#idr where i saw this but this was actually a conversation op had with their bf iirc#it was so funny i gotta draw narilamb with if#*it#no im not rewriting allat im on phon-#also yes this is gonna be modern au funny
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fym “PROBLEMATIC” the only problem is going to be you trying to walk tomorrow. go get pegged
#actually screaming holy fucking shit#they made them fuck in EPISODE 3 i am SCREAMINGGGGGG#also the implications of their changing relationship for glintshore aNNNYWAYS ill stfu for now#kinda wild switch in the timeline but we'll see how it goes#critical role#vox machina#tlovm#the legend of vox machina#the legend of vox machina spoilers#tlovm spoilers#tlovm season 3#tlovm s3#percy de rolo#vex'ahlia#perc'ahlia#cr1
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I’m at my wits fucking end
#lit tag#literature#romantacy#monster romance#sick of the cowardice!!!!#like ‘he was terrifying 6’2 with dark eyes and…. fAnGs!!!1!1!1!’ girl stfu#or the ‘I’m a freak- I want a man with WINGS don’t look at me I’m so kinky’#<- (and its the same people who think trans people are predators)#like... ma'am i want to fuck a computer from the 90s we are not the same
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Aang: All life is sacred. I cannot, and will not, compromise my values. I mustn't take even just one life. Even if it's a monster's life, my philosophy – my culture's philosophy – is to avoid taking life at all costs. As much as you'll try to drill it in me, it's not who I am. I'm not going to kill the a single living creature, not even the Fire Lord.
Meanwhile, Sokka:
#yes i know aang ended up agreeing to kill the fire lord and THEN met the lion turtle#but this is a joke stfu#<3#atla#aang#sokka#avatar: the last airbender#avatar the last airbender#avatar#avatar aang#sozin's comet#suki#toph#atla memes#avatar memes#a:tla memes#a:tla#atla sokka#atla aang#air nomads#avatar the last airbender memes#avatar: the last airbender memes
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why does google show me stories pulled from its ass hairs every time i open it. what the fuck is this
#im deeply offended upset disgusted and ashamed of the human race#the moment these words traversed into mine eyeline i was immediately tormented with visions of the endtimes.#i saw humanitys downfall and it started with this image.#nyxi cant stfu
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SHATTERED
#my art#digital art#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#fanart#artists on tumblr#blueartistic813#I was following that one trend on twitter but the post got taken down sadly#its still a cool concept#stfu blue
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Due to miscommunication and rumors transformers are led to believe that humans are the descendants of voracious unbeatable metal eaters who could consume a whole bot in an hour.
This doesn't change as much as you think it would but enough to alter events.
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Tired AF Sam after defeating Megatron : Uggggh I really need to eat.
Optimus dying a little inside: I see.... enjoy yourself.......
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*when Mirage & Noah first met*
Mirage: Oh my God please don't eat me bro. I promise you I'm not tasty.
Noah: (The fuck) I won't???
Mirage: Thank the allspark I'm too young to die yet.
Noah: ??????
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*Charlie nawing on a spoon*
*Bee scooches away*
Charlie: Whaw-t?
Bee: (・_・;) ......
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This is purely crack and I wanted more content on humans being scary to the bots.
#bonus points if humans are but no people know this because someone hasn't eaten a bot yet#crack#bumblebee#optimus prime#transformers: rise of the beasts#transformers#transformers 1#sam witwicky#cade yeager#charlie watson#this is out if character i know stfu#human noms au#terrible name#megatron#humans are space orcs
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That's not what he meant, Jotaro
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I'm crying, they're so silly
#genshin impact#furina demo#Furina#Neuvillette#wriothesley#lyney#lynette#childe#HE'S THROWING HIMSELF ON THIS POOR MAN#i can't#I'll probably add more later#and i love the part where Neuvillette kicks someone in the balls#or when Lyney and Lynnette is kicking the shit out of some randon guy#and furina is there sitting like 😌☕#wriothesley goes :DD YIPPE#I'm not planning on wishing for Furina but God dammit#her demo is one of my favorites now.#AND THE MUSIC#okay those tags got too long#imma stfu for now#thanks for listening (reading???)
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things badboyhalo did for the dsmp:
paid for the server
built majority of tftsmp maps and prizes
wrote a scifi-fantasy, character-driven plot with ant and sam after the badlands were sidelined during the war
gave every new smp member the option to be involved in egg lore
continued to play on the server as it was dying
pulled together the egg lore finale god bless
played an extremely tragic and complex character in an arc that utilized slow-burn environmental storytelling and IS still not considered a quote-un-quote main writer by the greater dsmp fandom
deserved a gun
#'you make this post every 3 business days' some might say#and to that i say...guilty as charged#btw i hate the concept that there was a main writer stfu
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Oh we are SO BACK
#nobara my queen is back I never doubted you for a second#‘erm megumi isn’t confirmed back-’ how about you stfu#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#nobara kugisaki#megumi fushiguro#yuji itadori#jjk spoilers#jjk 267#my art
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"what if you just haven't found the right person yet?" uhm i've actually asked myself the same question a million times more than you have so fuck you
#do you seriously think i haven't considered that before#what if you just stfu#aromantic#asexual#aromanticism#asexuality#aspec#aro#ace#aroace#aroace problems#lgbtq#queer
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