#and then I relisten to Urlstra and VV together alone and I go | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

rahadaddy · 3 years ago

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Victor Vallakovich: I am going to drink so much champagne-

Urlstra: No-

Victor Vallakovich: And I am going throw up on Count Strahd's floor.

Urlstra: NO.

Victor Vallakovich: Fiiiiine. I will get so drunk when we go back to Vallaki, after I modify some random girl's memory so I can psychically teach her a useful skill and we can escape.

Urlstra: There we go. I have to go talk to some people about some bones.

#ch: urlstra despund #ch: victor vallakovich #these two are literally insane #like I'm thinking about a moment later in the game clare and i were talking about #and how she keeps telling Lucian he and Victor are more similar than they realize #And he seems to think she's trying to insult him but like #actually I think Urlstra is like 'Lucian you are fucking unhinged and I love that. You're also very easy to fluster'#but like. He thinks his GF is roasting him every time #and then I relisten to Urlstra and VV together alone and I go #'Oh lucian honey that's not a drag. she wants you to be an unhinged flustered mess'#'she thinks your nephew will eventually grow into a very good leader and is wildly amused that you do some of the same stuff'#'and also that you're both very easily persuaded to do insane shit on her behalf'

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