#and then ALONG CAME ZEUS

[1mm4d13]

Twitter is going crazy right now

[maplenvibes]

Everyone talking about how they knew it was Eurylochus who opens the bag and here I am doing my mental gymnastics and somehow being correct

[theknucklehead]

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

[imdacreature]

and then along came soos

[paxxisticks]

This shit’s been stuck in my head for the past couple of days

so I had to edit it

[kindred-spirit-93]

Respectfully I've been listening to Thunder Bringer on repeat an let me tell you I feel things - I need him in a way that's concerning to feminism. Im should take a shower but then I remember that water is a conductor for electricity ... Huh

Sorry I'm rambling, point is I love that musical

IM IN LECTURE RN I HAD TO PHYSICALLY STOP MYSELF FROM SCREECHING LMAOOOOOOOO

never ever apologise for rambling i love it to begin with and i love hearing ur thoughts most especially. pls continue :D!!!

[iantheartandtapecollector]

Thought I'd try my take on the meme.

[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Zeus wears this to soccer games

[wonderfulworldofdarklords]

Welcome to Wonderful World of Darklords! In this episode, we're going from talking tigers to literal freaking gods with what might be our most powerful darklord to date: Hades. (We don't know whether we'd back Hades, Elsa, or Maleficent in a fight, and we don't want to be anywhere in a hundred-mile radius if that ever happens.) Making the god of the underworld a darklord was a tricky proposition; after all, the Dark Powers weren't able to hang onto Vecna. We figured out a solution that lets us bring everyone's favorite evil motor-mouth in without having to shatter the demiplane in the process. Topics discussed include:

How Hercules works in some of the dark, horrifying themes of Greek mythology despite being a bowdlerization, and how to generalize those themes to an entire domain;

How to make your PCs the main characters of a Hercules domain even though the movie has a full-on prophesied Chosen One (it doesn't have to involve killing him this time, we promise!);

Monsters and characters from Greek mythology that lend themselves beautifully to a sprawling domain that still keeps Hades as its primary mover and shaker;

Serious geeking out over the gods of Ravenloft and how the gods of Olympus fit into their metaphysic;

and more!

(We don't actually discuss Vecna. We're sorry. Rachel keeps forgetting Vecna was a darklord because he's connected to so much non-Ravenloft material that the idea of diving into all of it causes her to automatically fail a Fear save. Please don't @ us; it's taking all her willpower not to rerecord the entire episode.)

The full writeup for Olympus is available for free on DM's Guild: https://www.dmsguild.com/product/467315/Olympus-A-Ravenloft-Domain-of-Dread-2-13?affiliate_id=241770

All music recordings are in the public domain (mark 1.0) and are licensed through https://musopen.org:

Chopin Nocturne in B-Flat Minor, Op. 9 No.1 (main theme), performed by Eduardo Vinuela

Chopin Etude Op. 25, No. 12 in C Minor: “Ocean” (darklord theme), performed by Edward Neeman

Chopin Nocturne in F Minor, Op. 55 No. 1 (land theme), performed by Luke Faulkner

Rachmaninoff Morceaux de Fantaisie, Op. 3 - 2. Prélude in C sharp minor (Dread Possibilities), performed by Sergei Rachmaninoff

Chopin Nocturne in E Minor, Op. 72 No. 1 (parting thoughts), performed by Luke Faulkner

Dialog for Yensid was written by Azalin Rex himself @darklordazalin

The Wonderful World of Darklords logo was designed by Halite Jones, whom you can find @halite-jones or on Instagram at http://www.instagram.com/insta_halite

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[peggy-sue-reads-a-book]

Zeus named his penis?

τελεσφόρον. end-bringer. fulfiller. climaxer. yeah

[thedramaclubs]

POV: the epic: the musical fans atm

[silvadour]

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[lilacartsmadsion]

Technically speaking if you’re the son of Apollo, Ares and any other divine children of Zeus…

You’re still related to Zeus.

[kationella]

If you thought figuring out who you would invite to your wedding was hard, try being Percy and Annabeth with their wedding list.

[ffcrazy15]

Kudos by Penelope because if my husband came home after twenty years and was like "yeah I let my best friend and my remaining crew die by lightning strike to get home to you. Because wuv." I would be like "look I made vows and I still love you but holy shit you are sleeping on the couch for a while and doing community service for the rest of your life."