#and then 50/50 chance of him frowing it up all over :) but he loves it

[qeyond]

I strongly support all of these "Death Note characters as animals" posts and they're so well done!! but the lack of bobtail representation is very u_u

Making B an American Bobtail so he can go crazy stupid, yell forever, be incredibly hardy, built like a tower, and be completely bone-less on the floor at any given point.

[the-odd-one-in-space]

AnotherTale #7

*Warning!!!!!! Spoilers for UnderTale! You have been warned!!!!*

Things weren’t looking so good for me, I was moving from place to place in the underground from the cold snow covered snowdin that Wing Dings loved making jokes about how he couldn’t see me because of my hair. That guy was a grade-A comedian. I tired to stay in waterfall but the royal guard hung around there too often for it to be safe. I didn’t like hotland due to the fact that…….. Well…. my body may be able to move,talk,etc but….. there’s nothing it can do to stop the smell of rotten flesh. I’m just happy there’s no seeable rot on me. I like to still think I could pass for human, regardless if I smell pretty bad. Anyway digressing from body orders, I guess it would be more important to talk about the order to have me killed.

Asgore was doing his best to have the guard hunt me down. He placed laws saying if i was seen anywhere people where to alert a guard or if none are around they’re to fight me themselves. He believed that it was the human’s fault that …. the kids were dead. He saw me as another reason that they were dead. He was understandably upset about all this and took out the anger on the closest outlet. Me, and the people above. Wing Dings was doing his best to comfort him and get him to stop the maddest but nothing helped. My next few years in the underground were the worst of my life. I mean, I still had Wing dings, And he was doing  his best to help me. Ya know it was weird, for the next few years, it was like he raised me kinda. He was there for me, he took care of me……. I miss him so much, and the worst part is I’m one of the only few who CAN miss him. Sans was about 15 and working with Wing Dings and me on some small modifications to the core. There was an …… problem with the core(That I totally had nothing to do with, not like I had forgot to vent the core like I was asked to do by Wing Dings since i was living with him, and I had NEVER just went out drinking and lied to the person who put a lot on the line to help me). Me and  Wing were on a platform with no railing talking about how he was beginning to convince asgore to lay off me because I was part monster, when an alarm went off saying that the core was over heating. An area of the core  exploded, knocking us off. I was too scared, I frowe up and I saw Wing Dings slowly losing his grip. He asked for my help but I couldn’t. I couldn’t fall. I couldn’t……….. Sans screamed as Wing fell, and use his magic to bring me back up and pinned me against a wall. He keep yelling at me, asking me why I didn’t help. I couldn’t answer, needless to say the last ten years that sans knew me was the only reason he didn’t kill me there. I stayed away from snowdin after that, only going there every now and again to go to grillby’s. (Hey, when you’re an undead human\monster who lives in a world of monsters that want to kill you, then you can judge me on my drinking.) It didn’t help me in the long run, even now sans looks at me with those cold dark eyes. Telling me he blames me for what happened to our his father.I miss him, and what’s worse, I’m one of the only one’s that do miss him. Or I should say, CAN miss him. Even Asgore forgot about him, and how he almost got Asgore to stop hunting me down, and the hunt for all humans that fall down here. He showed that by killing the first child.

The first child was maybe 9-10, a boy wearing a dirty white shirt, a headband with muscles on it, And mittens he called tough gloves. I met him in the marsh in waterfall, he was a tough kid who had managed to get through the underground without hurting anyone too badly. He was just a kid that wanted to get home to his family and when I met him I helped as much as I could. I got the guard to get off his back by messing with a few of them, but I lost him in hotland. We splited up trying to get away from guards and….. He went straight to the barrier, more importantly he went to Asgore. I found out after I pinned a new guard , some fish looking guy, I almost considered killing him after hearing he helped chased the kid to asgore’s room. I couldn’t wouldn’t do it, I knocked him out and left him in a river. Just out of spite. It would be like that for a another 50 with the next two kid, both lost at the hands of the king. The fourth one coming ten years after #3. Things didn’t turn out the same, but I the extra Lv on my “stats” will tell why I think that.

It was a young man. He looked about 18-20 years old. He had an old cowboy hat, a silver revolver, and had blond hair. I met him in hotland, he had dust on his boots and his gun had steam off rising from the barrel. I walked out from behind a bush and stopped him to question him about if he had been attacked. His answer reminded me of way chara hated humans, and way I hated them too. “Some have, but that only because they’re dumb compared to the ones I had to hunt to find.” It took me a minute to understand what he meant. “So hey, how did you get here? You came here to hunt these freaks too?” I had to think of an answer, I felt ….. anger. I wasn’t sure why. What would had any of those monsters done to me? But… they didn’t do anything to me, a lot of them never tried to hurt me, or call me out to a guard. I quickly decided my plan, to make sure this jerk never back to the surface. “Yeah….. thought I can tell you- or rather lead you to a pretty good hunting spot. Wait here while I try to find my ….. hunting supplies.” I lied, feeling disgust with myself for even say those words in that context, I ran as fast as I could thought the core to Asgore’s throne. His first reaction was to have his guards kill me, but I managed to explain myself to him after I knocked out one of his guards and put a large dog in a headlock. He looked at me, clear confusion on his face. “Why would you tell us this? What do you want? Why would YOU a human-” I cut him off, speaking loud than basically yelling,”I’m not like that! You know I’m not like that! I’m not a freak! A killer! A HUMAN! I’m not the one who took away Asriel and Chara! I…. i….” I let the guard out of my grip, I felt the tears run down my face as I finally just…. got a chance to talk about things. In the last 40 years…. that’s something I’ve never gotten to do. Asgore just stared at me as I fell to the floor on my knees. “......Don’t you think I miss them too….. I think about them all the time…. I know you’re angry at the humans…. but why ME?.... do I remind you of them? Is that it?......”, Me and Asgore stood there in silence till he finally got up. Walked up to me, and put his hand on my shoulder. “Mas….. I apologize for my …. rude behavior. The fact that I have failed to see that you are not fully human, and that my hunt for you has been unjust, it upsets me. I’m so sorry for the pain i’ve caused you. I listened with some joy in my heart as he said this. I didn’t have to run anymore… I also realized what he meant by “Failed to see I was not fully human”. With Wing Dings gone, Asgore changed his reason for hunting me after his rage calmed. He believed me to be a human wizard. “So….. I don’t have to run away anymore? Am I safe?.....”

“Yes. Yes mas. In fact, for old times sake, and as a gift to show how sorry I am… how would you like to join my guard?”

I stopped to think about that, was I really ready to forgive him for the years of pain he put me thought? Hell no, but I was done running. I was too tired and too desperate to waste this chance.

“Sure, can I start now?” I said, forcing myself to smile with some difficulty. “Of course! Let’s go!” I later found out the reason for asgore’s mercy , but I can’t share that yet. Let’s just say asgore had someone he wanted me to meet. Anyway, because i’m running out of time for this entry, short version. I killed the guy. Not on purpose but more to protect a clumsy Asgore. Which brought my old 100 hp at lv 1, to 130 at level 2. Guess monsters level up differently. This did affect me later on but now's not the time, have someone to talk to that you're learn of soon. I’ll see you later. The end…

for now.