#and them rough housing like puppies do but then being a tiny cuddly pile of tired kids after

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if (for whatever reason) cal and rex had been kids together I just know they would've been friends and played together

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Lulu/Ginko/Ageha 🥺

ask me about ships!!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - for eternity!!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - well Ginko fell in love with Kureha at essentially first sight; Kureha fell for Ginko a little slower.  Lulu fell for Ginko immediately, but she and Kureha took a little longer to develop feels for each other too

How was their first kiss? - for Ginko and Kureha? canonically it was life AND fabric of existence altering lol.  For all three of them, i’d imagine it’s a little awkward, some fumbling, lots of embarrassed giggles as they tried to figure out who was kissing who first, but once they manage to spread the kisses out with quick, awkward pecks, it’s like the floodgates open and they can’t stop kissing each other every chance they get

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Lulu was the one who demanded that they have a ceremony together so you could say she did!

Who is the best man/men? - Milne!!

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Sumika (if she’s not also marrying them s;dlkfja) listen they don’t know many people who didn’t want to shoot them lol

Who did the most planning? - Lulu for sure!! she wanted to make it really pretty and fun

Who stressed the most? - Ginko lol she was so nervous about saying her vows right

How fancy was the ceremony?

Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

MASSIVELY so. Lulu was a princess once and she wants to go all out. also, they’re in magic beyond the wall world!  Anything’s possible!

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - LITERALLY THE REST OF THE CAST LOL

Sex:

Who is on top? - Lulu tends to be the most sexually dominant, and Ginko has the most base knowledge.  Kureha is the most awkward and nervous and has been repressed for a very long time so she lets the other two take the lead.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Lulu she is so touchy and needy lol

How healthy is their sex life?

Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

it’s amazing and they are very well balanced and always take care of each other and pay attention to what the others need and whether or not they need to stop, but all of them are pretty sexually active

How kinky are they? -

Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

they’re a bit experimental but it’s not really on their radar. they mostly like being extremely cuddly and laying in piles

How long do they normally last? - they can go for a while honestly

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - absolutely

How rough are they in bed? -

Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

a lot of times it’s pretty sweet and gentle but sometimes they all get carried away

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - 

No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

soooo much. one of them is always pressing up against another or trying to lure the others back to bed or to the couch so they can lay in a dog pile.  There is always some kind of touching whether it’s hand holding, hugging, or dog piling

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - none

How many children will they adopt? - they technically adopt Milne! They probably also pick up at least one or two kids from the bear or human worlds who got stuck with the short end of the stick

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Kureha because she’s the most responsible haha

Who is the stricter parent? - definitely Kureha, Ginko is a sap and can’t help but give in to the puppy eyes

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - KUREHA. Lulu enables them

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Lulu!  She uses leftovers from dinner lol

Who is the more loved parent? - Lulu is the cool parent so they all go to her when they want something, but if they are afraid of a no they always go to Ginko because Ginko can’t say no

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Kureha and Ginko both go

Who cried the most at graduation? - Ginko

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - oh all of them. they’re all angry momma bears you DON’T get in between them and their kids and also they have a massive disrespect for “”law””

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - They all switch off, but they love Ginko’s meals best

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Ginko lol

Who does the grocery shopping? - Kureha

How often do they bake desserts? - every day they all have a sweet tooth

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - they’re bears they like meat lol

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Lulu and Ginko!

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Lulu

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - they’re all good cooks so this isn’t an issue haha

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Kureha

Who is really against chores? - Lulu lol

Who cleans up after the pets? - Ginko

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - LULU

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Ginko; Kureha doesn’t stress: she plans

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Ginko probably

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lulu

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Ginko

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every holiday, even the tiny ones that no one celebrates -- Lulu lovesss decorating

What are their goals for the relationship? - just enjoy the time they’ve achieved for themselves together

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Ginko

Who plays the most pranks? - Lulu

thanks for the ask!