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the-faultofdaedalus · 2 years ago

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me and @tin-can-iron-man have created a new character that is "normal insta influencer except she's from latveria and accidentially becomes the de-facto PR person because her audience begs her to livestream herself asking victor questions during a doomsday parade and she does it"

#latverian insta girlie is SO funny to me #she doesnt even get famous because of this tbh. shes a normal vlogger #everyone thinks shes just living the ultimate cottagecore lifestyle #and then she is like. ok! today we're going on an outing!#and it's exiting because i get to show you hoverjousting! there hasn't been a tournament here in a while!#and the whole chat is just. wtf is hoverjousting.#or like. a POV we have to decorate the town for doomsday video #and everyone is like. wtf is doomsday.#and then shes livestreaming the parade and victor is going by in his car while everyone cheers #and some brave and foolish member of her chat is like ASK HIM QUESTIONS #and she does #just like. completely unafraid like HELLO LORD DOOM MY FOLLOWERS WANT TO KNOW YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR #also: her name is lillian and i love her

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