#and the waiter brings out one of those fuckin. yk the dish with the metal dome on top
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puppets can be considered arthropods
#exoskeleton....#they are Shelled creatures....#also invertebrates... there were puppets in the cambrian era i just know it...#personally i like to believe they're related to horseshoe crabs. or perhaps shrimp#hm. getting the mental image of a seafood restaurant#and the waiter brings out one of those fuckin. yk the dish with the metal dome on top#they put it down and lift the top - its a lovely steamed puppet with an entire pineapple in their mouth#and the diners dont use crab crackers - they use little craft scissors. the ones with the squiggle blades#theres still like. crab meat inside instead of stuffing. so. but the rest is puppet#no wait its puppet meat! what would puppet meat taste like... fluffy like stuffing.. a little sweet maybe.. sugar spice and everything nice#absolutely unprompted#be free my darling post! into the wild with naught but your own wings to carry you!#man. now i want crab. just a pile of huge crab legs to crack into and devour like a wild animal#while my cat stares at me with her gigantic imploring eyes#silently begging for a tidbit & drilling holes into my head all the while#normal things to pine for Yes?
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