#and the strangest thing was that my mom was ok with me buying it but will cross the line if i buy two gay keychains 🤨

[snazzi-strawberri]

Just got a syveleon phone charm and gay flag heart keychain I'm fixed now thank uou

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #368

“whatever doesn’t kill you, is gonna leave a scar”

Have you ever bought a YouTuber’s merch? My favorite shirt is the Day of the Dead design by Cloak, which is Markiplier's and jacksepticeye's clothing brand. Mom's friend/former co-worker also got me a Ninja Sex Party shirt because she knew I liked them. There are SO MANY YouTubers I wanna support by buying shirts. Do you think oatmeal tastes better when made with water or milk? Milk, 110%. Have you ever left a note in a library book? No. What time of day do you prefer to wash your hair? Morning. Has anyone ever spread lies about you? Yes. Have you ever taken a photograph with a celebrity? If so, did it turn out the way you wanted, or do you wish you could retake it? No. If you could move out of your home country permanently, would you? If so, where would you go? If it didn't mean being so very far from my family, I would love to move to Canada. Is there a celebrity that everyone else seems to love, but you find totally overrated? Why is it that you don’t like them? I legit don't know who's considered currently popular, and I especially don't know who they are as people. If you could volunteer for any charity, which one would you choose? Do you think it’s more important to help humans, or are animal and environmental charities equally important? Something relating to animals, and I think they're both equally important. Do you prefer holidays where you relax, or actually do things? I like a mix. Something chill, but you still do some stuff as a family. Do you think that after we die our spirit is still alive? Yes. Has anybody ever told you that you could be a model? Someone has mistaken me for a model in a picture I once took. It was one of the most flattering things I've ever heard, haha. Do you use different kinds of moisturizer for different body parts? ie. hand lotion for your hands, face cream for your face. Or do you just use one moisturizer for all body parts? Yes. Have you ever felt like you were someone’s rebound? No. Has anybody ever broken up with you over something really pathetic? What was it? Have you ever been dumped in a disrespectful way? (eg. through text, through a friend..) I have 100% been dumped in a very cowardly and disrespectful way; after dating Jason for nearly four years and being very serious, he broke up with me very abruptly over Facebook Messenger. His reason was valid, but at the same time, he NEVER talked to me about it. Apparently my depression was dragging him down. If he'd fucking communicated it, I would have explored new treatment options so goddamn fast. But no, he decided to snap his fingers and disappear. That's exactly WHY it was so traumatic, I think: it was so unexpected and sudden. Did you have a lot of role models as a kid? Animal enthusiasts like Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin for sure. Do you feel like anyone looks up to you? Why or why not? God no. I'm just... not someone to aspire to be like. What was the last thing you found offensive? I'm not sure. Who is the nicest person you know? My mom. Do you feel safe in your country? I feel safe in NC, rather. Like I don't expect an atom bomb or terrorist attack or something in this obscure area. In the U.S.A. itself, sometimes I do, sometimes I don't. America is definitely not loved by every other country. Do you feel safe where you live? Not in this city, no. Have you been falsely diagnosed with something by a bad doctor? Yup. Did y'all know I apparently have ADHD? I know, shocking. Have you ever had a doctor refuse to treat you? No. Name the strangest game you’ve ever played (video game or real game): The first Silent Hill, probably. It took a lot of reading to get it. Do you know anyone who has been struck by lightning before? No. Which cartoon character would you want to keep as a pet? Does Stitch count? Or a Pokemon. Do you like marshmallows? Yes. What is your favorite flavor of candy cane? I really like the Jolly Rancher candy canes, I think they are? Have you ever fostered an animal? No. Do you still take hot showers when it’s hot out? Not as hot, but not cold except on very extreme occasions. When writing $ sign, do you draw one line through the S or two? Two. What animal have you always wanted as a pet but couldn’t have? I'm thankful that my parents were pretty open-minded to what pets I really wanted, but one I was never allowed to have was a ferret because of how messy and smelly they are. List three people you’ve had crushes on: Jason, Sara, and Sebastian were probably my biggest crushes. Have you ever thrown up from cramps? No, but god have I felt close. List three people you had a hard time forgiving. Jason, Colleen, and my dad. Who is the most spiritual person you know? Probably my sister's mother-in-law. Would you ever start a vlog? God no, I'd bore people to tears. Are your dreams coming true yet? I mean, I guess in some ways with my mental health. In my deepest depression, what I have now was a dream, even though current me is very discontent with it. Most of my dreams, though? No. Do you struggle with depression? I've been diagnosed with severe depression since 7th grade. Are you haunted by your past? A few things won't leave me alone. What medical conditions do you have? Just a lot. There are even more that are up for debate. I've talked about my diagnosed conditions enough. Do you use a Magic Bullet? No. What does your apron look like? I don’t have one. What are your favorite spicy foods? Hot Cheetos, Takis, hot wings, jalapeno pizza... Man, I love spicy food. Which do you like better: being an adult or being a kid? Being a kid. Were you excited to be a teenager on your thirteenth birthday? I had very mixed feelings. Did you feel insecure in high school? Shit, I still do. Would you ever be friends with someone who was suicidal? What the FUCK is this question? No fucking shit I would be. Someone being suicidal in no way affects who they are as a person. Who was the biggest bully in high school? I don't think there really was one. What was your favorite class in high school? Art. Would you rather have a daughter or a son? If I wanted kids, a daughter. Have you ever written to an advice columnist? No. Have you ever had a doctor not believe what you told him? Maybe? I did however have an employee at the ER the first time I went try to pry out of me that my self-mutilation was for attention, and it wasn't until I insisted about a dozen times that it wasn't that he believed me. It's odd looking back that I got REALLY attached to him during that stay, knowing now that it was absolutely horrible and extremely unhelpful for him to do that. If you’re female, would you feel uncomfortable having a male gynecologist? I would absolutely refuse to have a male one. Do you like Lisa Frank? Yeah, like can you talk about aesthetic. What gives you nightmares? Boy, I wish I could tell you, given how much I have them. Were you ever hospitalized as a child? No. Did you get senior pictures taken? No. What color is your bicycle? I don’t have one. Did you ever have to take home a fake baby in health class? No, thank fuck. Would you rather wear ivory or white on your wedding day? What color will your bridesmaids wear? I'd rather wear black. I think red will be the bridesmaids' color. Would you rather have a swimming pool or trampoline? I want a swimming pool so damn badly so I could exercise my legs without worrying about sweating, and I can stop and rest whenever I want, unlike going walking or something. I don't think my knees could handle a trampoline. Do you think babies are cute? Some, sure. But a lot, not really. Do you dream about the future a lot? Yeah. Do you think about your past a lot? Way too frequently. How good are you at living in the moment? I'm trying to get better at it. Have you ever questioned God’s existence? Yeah. Vanilla frosting or chocolate? Chocolate. What’s your favorite foreign cuisine? I've actually been exploring Italian pasta lately. I'm not a big fan of foreign food that I've tried, though. Have you ever moved to another state? No. Did you do anything productive today? No. .-. Can you say the alphabet backwards? No, actually. Do you like flowers? Of course; does anyone not? Have you ever thought you were gonna die? I didn't care if I did or didn't. What kind of mood are you in today? I was honestly really depressed through most of it. Just health stuff was really getting to me. I just woke up from what was honestly like a four-hour nap and I feel all right, I guess. What are you craving right now? I REALLY want Domino's jalapeno pizza. Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance? No. What is worse, physical or emotional pain? Definitely emotional. Have you ever walked in on somebody doing something… questionable? When Dad still lived with us, I think he might have been watching... you know... on TV when I came into my parents' room for something. Idk for sure though. I didn't ask, and I don't want to know. If you were to make videos on YouTube, what would they be of? Oh god, idk. I don't want to make any. What I'd have most fun with would be reptile education, but I 1.) have literally one snake, 2.) am not extremely educated on a good number of them and don't want to be misleading, and 3.) I would run outta content fast. So, leave it to Snake Discovery, haha. Posting pictures of yourself in a bathing suit on the internet - ok or not? Yes, it's okay????? If you're talking about me personally though, you won't see me dead in a bathing suit picture. Do you typically laugh when somebody falls down? No, I gasp and see if they're okay. What is the most disturbing movie you’ve ever watched? Paranormal Entity. The ending is... a lot. Your opinion of Katy Perry, please? I like a couple of her songs. If you could say anything to your Mom right now… what would it be? "Thank you for absolutely everything."

[niuniente]

Anon who asked me 3 strangest (paranormal) thing ever happened to me

I’m sorry, I completely forgot that I made a promise to answer them when it’s not like 3am. But here you go now. Thanks for the ask back then, I guess it’s been 2 or 3 week already (sob, I’m sorry).

I’m actually going to tell 4 as a compensation. 

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Uninvited Sleepover Guest

This happened perhaps 7 years ago. I had a wide bed, wide enough for two people. I need lots of space as I toss and turn and spread like a starfish to every direction when I sleep.

I woke up and I noticed I was sleeping on my right side just at the edge of the bed. Very strange as I always sleep on my back, tangled with 8 pillows and 1-3 blankets. When I got my eyes open and realized my unnatural sleeping position, I felt how the mattress moved behind me. The same way as when someone gets up and leaves the bed.  A big person, a grown up.

“Good, now it left!” I thought myself and turned around to spread all over the bed, and I fell asleep happy that I could sleep freely again. Apparently I had slept at the edge of the bed some time already and felt sore.

It wasn’t until morning when I woke up and remembered this and went “...WAIT WHAT, WHO OR WHAT WAS SLEEPING IN MY BED WITH ME?!”

I still don’t know was it something to be called what or who, because in Finnish we have 1 gender pronoun “hän” but yet everyone is simply called “se”: it. I’m it, you are it, he is it, she is it, they are it, god is it, president is it, God is it.... 

I don’t know either why it was on my bed. This has never happened before or after that.

Countess of Brune

This happened when I was 19 or 20. It’s a long story so I tell a short version of it.

I had vision while sleeping (not a dream). I met my inner child, who told me that I had been countess Brüne in 17th century. So in 16-something-something. I also saw a short vision of that life time. 

After waking up, I had a feeling that Brüne was a German surname (so not a name of a place of a manor), and it’s written either with U or Ü. I had never heard that word before, so I wanted to research it. Back then I didn’t have good internet access. I could use my landlord’s computer and internet but only for a few minutes. I found only a short mentioning that Brune was a medieval German surname. 

Fast forward to year 2019. By that time I had visited Berlin many times and wanted to start German studies, as I had fallen in love with the language. I visited nearby second hand shop and there were - first time ever - books in German, meant for teenagers. I thought I will buy one as it’s only 1 euro. It will help me with upcoming German studies. 

I opened the book and saw the name of the previous owner:

Markus Brune. 

The first evidence ever that Brune is a German surname. I told about this in a post here  and also here . German followers told me that Brune and Brüne are indeed surnames in Germany. I did some research and found out:

- Brune/Brüne is a medieval surname which later rose to be a noble German family line. - Napoleon had an officer in his army called Brune (in 1804). He was a count.

So, Brune is a German noble family line that has counts and countesses in it.

Perhaps in some gallery or in old German manor there’s a painting of me or my husband count Brune there. I’m sure I could dig out more information if I had fluent understanding of German and money to travel freely around Germany for research.

The Shadow Creature

This happened more than 10 years ago. I woke up not feeling well and by the time I was walking to catch my bus to school I decided to skip this day. I went back home and back to bed. 

As I was laying on the bed I heard noise coming from the hallway. I listened it and suddenly I hear my door being opened. It’s 7am, dark winter morning. First I thought it might be my landlord but why would he come in? He has never even seen me. Then I thought it must be my mother! Perhaps she’s heading shopping to a big city and wants to see if I want to go along!

I turn on my back. My front door is behind a corner next to my bed. I see how a really tall shadow figure with no facial features sneaks in, half-crouching, behind the corner. I think it’s mom and I try to say that she can turn on the lights as I’m awake.

But I can’t speak.

The tall figure notices me. It’s skinny and it has got really long limbs.  It comes very slowly to my side and bends down, just in front of my face. It curiously looks at my face tilting its head (it has no face, it’s just a shadow). It’s just a few inches away from my face when I finally manage to make “HMMH”-sound. It spooks and disappears hastily, and I get my eyes open.

I’m laying on my bed like “....Okay, that definitely wasn’t mom.”

I have seen the same figure once after that. Both of my siblings have seen it, too, in different locations. It seems to be a “race” of its own. They are harmless, curious and very shy, running away as soon as someone spots them. I heard they are curious about people who have sunny, happy energy. 

I have seen one photo taken from an American man’s basement, which featured the creature. We saw the photo together with my sister and we just looked at one another and went “That’s it! That’s the Shadow Thing! I can’t believe someone has photographed it!”

Here’s the photo:

Out of Body Experience (OBE)

I had this when I was 19 or 20, in November. It’s very remarkable and long, close to near-death experiences people have. I will tell only a short version here.

I was laying on the floor on a mattress on my stomach. Suddenly I felt like someone would have been yanking my legs upward. I thought it’s not physically possible, knees can’t bend like that. On 3rd yank, I sprung out of my body.

I ended up in a place of nothing. Just darkness and not even darkness, because nothing existed there; not even the darkness. No direction, sound, temperature, weight.... Nothing. I heard later that this is the space between physical and death realm but I didn’t know where I was. 

“Oh fuck, I’m out of my body!” I said to myself. I could feel that my body is somewhere really far away, like on the other side of the globe. I had no idea how I can get back.

I had learned about angels as guardian spirits so I yelled them to help me. Two gigantic(!) angel men, one with blond hair and one with brown, came to me immediately. Brown haired guy took my left hand, blond my right. Suddenly I was out, in a summer scenery and I was watching myself from 3rd person perspective. I had 360 degree vision with no limitation, which I had never heard (I heard about it from NDE-person when I was 30. She had experienced the same. Until that I thought I had imagined it). 

I thought that I what if my hand slips? If it slips, will I be yanked somewhere horrible again? The blond angel heard my thoughts and said to me; “Don’t worry; I can carry you.”

Then we were back in the dark nothingness with him and he was holding me in his arms. He was so huge I fitted his upper arms and my hands didn’t reach even near around his neck. He was probably 5-6 meters/ 16.5 - 20f tall.  I was boggled that he was so kind and concerned of me. I managed to say my thanks and tell him that I’m really scared and would like to go back home.

“I’ll take you there,” he said.

I saw my body and my vision was spinning as I came back. I felt how I was placed gently within my body. I could see cupboards and the whole room, even when my eyes were closed. When I was placed back to my body, the angel said “Ok. Now you can start to gently wake up”.

My eyes shot open but my vision didn’t change, as I had already seen the room with eyes closed.

I was so afraid it would happen again I didn’t dare to go to sleep for hours. I later learned that the blond angel is my guardian angel.

[doyouever-daydream]

A heart I can miss.

A/N Hello! So this is a soulmate AU I came up with, I actually started writing it two months ago (!!!) I think it would’ve turned out better if I hadn’t waited this long to finish it, but whatever, hopefully you’ll enjoy it.

This idea came to me while listening to Strangers by the JoBros but in the middle of writing it, I listened Do You Know Me? by John Mayer, and let me tell you both songs scream soulmate AU.

Pairing: Penelope Garcia x Luke Alvez

Warnings: I came up with my own soulmate prompt, I need to warn y’all about that.

Wordcount: 2603

Masterlist

“It’s just the strangest thing, I’ve seen your face somewhere, an early evening dream, a past life love affair”

“Ay, mamita, I love you but seriously drop it” A twenty-three year old Luke said to his mom while he helped her moving the couch for what it seemed the tenth time. 

“Nada, you’re gonna listen to what I have to say and you know why?” She looked at him sternly while removing her reading glasses “Porque soy tu madre”

Both of them spoke at the same time “Because you’re my mom” Luke sighed while rolling his eyes, the way his mom insisted on the subject didn’t make him mad like it used to when he was teenager, after many years listening to her, he found it amusing.

“That’s right! And you gotta listen to me so you know how does it feel when you meet your soulmate” She poked him in the ribs and sat on the couch, signaling for him to sit beside her “Mijito, it’s important that you know this, I want you to be happy”

“I can be happy with someone who is not my soulmate” He shrugged, not really into the whole soulmate fairytale his grandma, aunts and mom used to talk about.

“¡Ay no! Being with your soulmate is the only way you can assure you’ll be happy and not end up divorced like your prima Isabel, she didn’t marry her soulmate”

“Mom, I don’t even know if I want to get married” His mom glared at him with the eyes only a Latina mom would give you when you dared to say such thing  “I’m only twenty three, I’m a baby”

“You know when your dad was your age-” Luke interrupted her mom before she went down that road.

“Oh, no, we’re not gonna start about that again, when is he getting home anyway?”

“In a couple hours, before you go you need to listen to me, please” She pleaded with big eyes and Luke being such a momma’s boy couldn’t deny her giving him the soulmate talk again.

He threw his head back on the couch and stared at the ceiling “Ok, mom, tell me what’s gonna happen when I find my soulmate”

She smiled knowing she had won “You’re gonna have a moment of realization, that’s the most important thing...” He cut her off for the second time, another thing Latina moms didn’t like.

“Wow, yup, I’ll totally know when that happens” He smirked and her mom hit his shoulder with the hand fan she was holding.

“You’ll know, it’s a feeling that you don’t experience twice, it’s almost as if the world stops for a moment” She remembered how it was when she had met Victor, Luke’s dad.

“Ok, so moment of realization, that’s it, we’re done talking about this”

“No! There’s something else, when the time to meet your soulmate gets close you’ll start having dreams about the times where you’ve met before” Luke furrowed his brow thinking his mom was starting to lose it “You know, in other lives”

“You’ve never said that before, you’re making it up, you don’t even believe in reincarnation”

“Hush, I’m talking, when your mom is talking you shouldn’t talk” He rolled his eyes “You won’t see their face in your dreams but the first time they even walk right past you, you’ll have a feeling of familiarity” Luke was now confused, this detail in particular was new information to him, he never knew where he stood in all the soulmate subject but he had been a witness of happy marriages and happy relationships when they claimed their significant other was their soulmate, opposite to others marriages and relationships that after a time of happiness, turned into messy and complicated situations, that’s why his whole family, ever since his great great great grandmother, insisted on people looking out for their soulmates.

“Am I supposed to feel this feeling of familiarity at the same time I have the moment of big realization?” Luke wondered while turning to see his mom who was now smiling at him.

“Not always, but you’ll know, hijo, you’ll know” She patted him on the shoulder and prayed that his son would find his soulmate, all she ever wanted was her children to be in a happy marriage as she had been for the past 27 years.

“In all my reverie, I thought I felt us there, a feather in my hand, a flower in your hair”

Luke smiled at the text message from his mom “Have you found your soulmate in DC yet?” He shoved the phone into his jean’s pocket and made a mental note to call her later, knowing she would be disappointed when he gave him an update on his non existent love life.

He was now starting a new job at the Behavioral Analysis Unit, and though he was still traveling quite often, he needed to buy more things for his apartment that was fairly empty from when he was in the Fugitive Task Force.

He was roaming through the store that was fairly crowded, needing to buy more sheets and pillows, as he walked by the candles section, someone brushed past him, not really bumping into him or anything, but his left arm had brushed against the stranger’s left one, and he felt something he couldn’t quite describe in his entire body.

It was like a tingling sensation that went from the tip of his head to his toes, he turned to see who that person was and the only thing he saw, among the many people there, was blonde hair and a flower placed in it.

He brushed it off, it was nothing, he was distracted with his own thoughts and this women had walked by him, it was no big deal. No big deal at all. He thought as he placed his hand on the same spot he had felt her arm and the same tingling sensation invaded his body, it couldn’t be true, all that mystic crap his mom had said wasn’t true. He was a grown man, he didn’t believe in that, even if for one moment during his childhood he did, now he was certain soulmates didn’t exist. What about the dreams, a voice inside his head, that resembled a lot his mom��s, reminded him of some dreams he’d been having the last month.

They made little to no sense and he never seemed to remind them exactly as he had dreamed them, but one thing he knew for sure, except he didn’t want to admit, in all of those dreams a women was there, he could never see her face, but he reminded her hair, on most dreams her hair was blonde, but in others she had bright red hair, once or twice he remembers her with black hair and bob hairstyle.

He reprimanded himself for daydreaming about something that was not real, and continued to get the stuff he needed, paid for them and headed home to who, he joked was his true soulmate: Roxy, his dog.

It was his first day at the BAU and he was not in the best mood, he had barely gotten any sleep the night before, the nonsense dreams kept waking him up during the night, and making him feel antsy, all the way to Quantico all he could think about was about his dreams, he was so frustrated by the fact that every time he was about to see the mystery woman’s face, he would wake up or the scenario would switch to something different and he would never get to see her face, at first he ignored the fact that those dreams sounded a lot like the ones his family talked about, then he was intrigued by them but now he was annoyed that they were messing with his head. Once he arrived he saw he was barely making it on time, he ran towards the elevator when he saw the doors closing.

“Wait, please!”

A blonde woman, who was looking at her phone, snapped her head up and tried to hold the doors but it was too late, she felt bad for the person but returned to her cellphone, it was a text from the guy she had a date with the night before, he seemed nice, funny, caring but he wasn’t her soulmate. 

She sighed and threw her head back, even after all those years she still hoped to find  her soulmate, a couple weeks ago she came to the conclusion it was time to give up, she needed to date other people even if there was not a moment of realization when they first met.

And just then the dreams started, and even though she was still set on meeting new people and giving it a try, she wondered if it would happen, if she would finally meet her soulmate, Penelope tried to keep her expectations low, she knew people that had the dreams but it never happened, she even knew about a some people that had the dreams but it didn’t happen until a few years later when the universe put them in the same city again, so she tried to remain hopeful but not too hopeful.

As the elevator doors opened, Hotch was waiting for her to inform her that they were needed at some meeting, the meeting turned into several meetings that had them out of the BAU for the entirety of the day, JJ had texted her that there was a new guy and that they weren’t sure if he was going to stick around but just a heads up that she was going to see a new face at the conference room the next morning, Hotch noticed her jaw clench and roll her eyes, and remembered to ask her about her date, thinking maybe that could be the reason for her reaction.

“So, Penelope, how was your date?” She turned to Aaron, and shot him a small smile.

“It went good, he’s really nice” He could see there was something else but just when he was about to ask more, she spoke up again “Do you believe in soulmates?” The question caught him off guard.

He cleared his throat “I-I do” Penelope waited for him to say something else but he remained quiet.

“Was Haley your soulmate?” She felt comfortable enough to ask him.

“No, I-I wished her to be but she wasn’t, but I loved her” Penelope offered a tight lipped smile and looked again to the metal doors in front of them, not knowing how to continue the conversation “I’ve met her, my soulmate” Penelope snapped her head at Hotch. “So you’re with her then?” Hotch scratched his neck, besides David, he hadn’t shared that story with anyone else.

“No, it’s complicated, I think when we realized it, we were both too scared and just tried to ignore it and fight against it and now when I was done fighting it, she… went away” Penelope stood there with a confused look, during all of her life she believed once you met your soulmate everything went by easily, but apparently that wasn’t always the case.

They reached the parking lot, both thankful to be going home after the day they just had “Good night, Hotch, see you tomorrow” Hotch nodded and they both parted ways.

On her drive home, Penelope passed the store she had been the other day, that day she had felt something that made her believe her soulmate was at the same place, but after roaming around the store for a few she gave up.

The next morning when she arrived, she immediately noticed there were more cars than usual in the parking lot, she believed that the bureau was still receiving some important visits from other government offices, she could only hope, they weren’t going to call her and Hotch again, she wanted to be in her lair without talking to other people that weren’t her friends, just then she remembered she would meet the new guy and her stomach turned, not in a good way, just the thought of him being Derek’s replacement brought tears to her eyes.

She got to the elevator just in time before the doors closed, eight people were there, but that was the second thing she notices, the first thing was the tingling sensation running through her body, she felt almost as if she couldn’t move, Penelope thought that maybe it was because of how crowded it was, the elevator stopped and two people got off on the second floor, but the sensation got stronger with each second that passed, and she dared to think that maybe it was because something was about to happen.

“Time stands still and it’s only us, what we feel started way before we ever touched, just imagine only us, yeah you found me right before I’d given up”

Luke who was standing on the far left from her, was feeling the exact same thing, he felt numb and unable to even shift on his feet, he tried taking deep breaths, was it because he was nervous about working at the BAU? He couldn’t find an explanation for what he was feeling.

He looked around the people that were there and that’s when he saw it: blonde hair and a flower, the exact same one he had seen at the store, he breathed out, it was impossible, the doors opened and more people got out, allowing him to see her better, he felt dizzy, but was still adamant to believe that it was happening.

Penelope swallowed, she felt a burning sensation in the back of her neck, so she turned around trying to see what or who was causing it.

That’s when Luke just knew, he didn’t know how to put into words what he was feeling, but it was what his mom had told him his entire life: a moment of realization.

Penelope felt like she couldn’t breathe, yet it didn’t care, her entire body was being filled with a sensation that she could only describe as fireworks going through her body, both of them completely forgot about the others standing with them nor did they noticed when the remaining of them got out a couple floors before theirs, leaving them alone.

Without intending to, Luke took a couple steps towards Penelope, she remained on the same spot, with wide eyes that he thought glowed so beautifully, it was like he wasn’t in control of his action because the next thing he did was placing a hand on the side of her face.

The dreams flashed through their minds, but this time, they could see the faces of the mystery people that invaded them, Luke could see Penelope with every hairstyle while Penelope focused on the fact that each time, the one thing that never changed in her dreams was his smile.

She let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding, and leaned into his touch, her vision was blurry and she shut her eyes close, wanting to cherish the moment.

“It’s you, it really is you” Luke whispered.

Neither of them knew what the future held but one thing was certain: nothing would ever be the same, they had found each other and they knew in their hearts it was just the right time.

“I just saw the lightning strike, knew it right then when I looked in your eyes, and I said to myself ‘it’s not surprise we ain’t strangers’, must be from a different life, been here before and it just feels right”

[syms-things-5]

Clear The Area - Chapter Five

Previous chapter HERE

Warning: Language

Summary: Sarah gears up to explain her choice to meet with her birth mother and finds Chris to be a bigger comfort than he realises.

Note: Bit of a shorter one, sort of a bridge into the next few situations...

Chapter Five

It was an unusually cold afternoon in Concord. Sarah had opted for a run for the first time that week and took a scenic route through Emerson Park to view the new sculpture exhibition the Mayor had opened back in March. it was rare she this time to herself and she had found her anxiety spiking pretty badly of late. Running always seemed to help with that.

She circled back around through the local town centre but soon regretted decision when she had to take shelter in a shop doorway during a sudden downpour. Thankfully, it didn’t last long but the strangest thing happened on her way home: she would up buying cream cakes in Bryson’s Bakery a couple of blocks away from their apartment. Hell, she’d put in the effort. she deserved a sugary treat.

Walking into her apartment, she was greeted by an obscene number of shopping bags, suit bags, and what looked like a hat box. There was almost every designer brand she had ever heard of or at least had recognised from the episode of America’s Next Top Model Shan had made her watch that one time. Speaking of which, she could hear the enthusiastic chatter between Shanna, Carly and Lisa coming from Shan’s bedroom and managed to climb over the bags to find her kitchen as she’d left it, complete with movie star hiding out with a newspaper and a beer. Chris looked so chilled out, she was almost jealous. She looked down at her jogging clothes and the few extra pounds clinging to her thighs and then back at him dressed casually in a black tee and jeans, as toned as he ever was. Fucking effortless. Jerk. He hadn’t been to the gym in weeks - something he would proudly broadcast to anyone within earshot - yet still managed to avoid putting on a single pound. He was eating and drinking whatever he wanted. He was just lucky with his metabolism, he explained. It was a goddamn deal with the devil, thought Sarah.

Chris looked up from his paper in time to see Sarah walk in and clock the bags on the floor. It took him all of .4 of a second to eye the box in her hands. He loved Bryson’s. Often, one of the first things he would do when back in town, after seeing his family of course, was to buy whatever they had left in store. He figured at this point he was one of their most valuable customers, probably more so than the unnamed NFL player Chris was certain was Julian Edelman. He hoped more than anything else that Sarah might have a strawberry cream donut in there especially for him but kept this thought to himself until he could ascertain just how annoyed she was with the mess taking up space in her home.

“Sorry, it’s for my birthday party next week. Some designers sent some things over and Mom’s evidently lost her shit. Hey, have you heard of a designer called Migos?” Chris asked as Sarah planted the box down on the kitchen island. “There is a neon yellow jumpsuit by him that I think Shanna has chosen and honestly, it’s the worst.”

“Migos? No clue I’m afraid. Why are they all sending stuff over for your party?” She opened the box and handed him his donut. Chris could have kissed her.

“The production company thinks it would be a good idea for me to have some pictures taken for social media. Show I’m an average guy or something, so they sent some outfits for the girls to wear.” Chris shrugged, too wrapped up in the donut to overthink it. Sarah could have sworn she blinked once and it was gone.

“And you’re OK with that? I thought it was just going to be a small thing? Family and close friends?”

“Yeh, I’m OK with it, I guess. As soon as Mom found out, they all got really excited about it. Didn’t have the heart to say no.” He gestured to his family currently laughing in unison down the hall. “It’s OK. It’ll get Matt off my back for a while, too.”

It wasn’t often that Sarah felt sorry for him, all tall and handsome and wealthy as he was, but she knew he prided his privacy above all things where his career was concerned, and he tried hard to keep his loved ones out of the limelight as much as he could. This couldn’t have been a decision he took lightly. As casual as he was trying to come across now, she could tell her was nervous about it, about what would be said and where the pictures would end up.

“You know I could hook you up if you like?” he offered. “There’s a lot of stuff coming in apparently. I’d bet you look great in Chanel. It’s not neon, I promise.”

“What and spill something on it? I don’t think I could live with myself.” she scoffed, mouth half full of cheesecake. 

Chris look a little wistful for a moment as a comfortable quietness fell on them while she enjoyed her cheesecake. Soon, the only sound filling the apartment came from two doors away as someone had clearly made a great choice, the distinctive sound of expensive heels clicking on the wooden floor. Sarah contemplated hiding the other cakes from them and keeping them for herself but knew she couldn’t go through with it. 

“Do you think I’m boring?” She asked after a couple of minutes.

“Define boring.”

“How many different ways are there to define boring?”

“Well, there’s...” he looked up from his paper for a moment, trying to think. “No, you’re not boring.”

“OK. That took a while. Appreciate it.” she threw her fork into the sink.

“Who said you were boring?”

“No one, really. Just the other day Greg said I was unassuming.” She made air quotations with her fingers.

“Unassuming isn’t the same as boring.” he reasoned. “Unassuming just means you’re quiet, y’know? What you see is what you get type of thing.”

“And that’s not boring to you?”

“No. It’s nice. It’s....comforting.” He smiled trying to reassure her but saw the concern etched across her face. “Sarah, you’re not boring. I wouldn’t be here as much as I am if you were boring.”

“But I’m no exciting, am I? Like, you wouldn’t call me a risk-taker.” Sarah wasn’t sure if she was asking him a question much less wanting to hear an answer. Compared to some of the people Chris hun out with, she was practically Mother Theresa.

Chris couldn’t work out if she was laying a trap for him here. Her had flashbacks to conversations he’d experienced relationships, times when he tripped up. Do I suit this Givenchy? Do you think your co-star is pretty? Were those sex scenes easy to shoot? Often, he found, there was no right answer. Difference her was that Sarah wasn’t like that.

“Sarah, you wouldn’t suit being a risk-taker. Trust me. It doesn’t get you anywhere fast.” He sounded serious. “You don’t need that shit in your life.”

She was grateful, of course she was, but nothing could stop the niggling doubts in the back of her mind that maybe she played things a little too safe at times. Why did she feel awkward accepting a date with Greg? He was nice and clearly into her. Maybe she was a little too quiet and careful. Maybe she could afford to be a little rash with her decisions every once in a while. What harm could be done? Audrey was right. She could learn to have a little more fun without worrying about the consequences.

“Sarah! We thought we’d missed you!” Carly came bouncing into the kitchen and wrapped her arms around Sarah’s shoulders from behind where she was sat. “Chris, you should see some of the clothes and shoes. I don’t know how you could ever get tired of this.”

Chris flicked his gaze to Sarah who looked a little apologetic, before he turned back to Carly. “Well, I’m glad you guys are having a lot of fun. Figured it out yet?”

Carly nodded. “Oh my god, yes! You’re gonna be so proud of us baby bro! Hey, Sarah? Have you figured out your plans with your folks? They should be arriving soon, right?”

“Um, yeh, that’s a good point actually. I should probably check in to see where they’re at. I’m not actually sure they remember when I live.” She grabbed her phone from her pocket and headed to her bedroom where it was quieter and she could focus on something different. She closed her door and took a breath. This wasn’t what she needed to be worrying about right now, whether a guy she was - at best - half interested in seeing thought she was a “safe” option. Her folks would be arriving at some point that day and she could look forward to spending some much needed time with them. That was all that mattered.

She located Jocelyn’s number in her iPhone and hovered her thumb over the dial, psyching herself up to call. Just as she was about to do it, Chris appeared in her bedroom holding up a garment bah with the unmistakable Chanel logo emblazoned across it.

“i grabbed this for you. Seriously, take a look. It’s pretty cute and it might make you feel better.” he laid the bag carefully on your bed, stroking down the front to remove any creases. Sarah was grateful. The only other time she’d worn a designer brand was at her graduation ceremony and she kept the label attached inside so she could return it afterwards.

“Thanks Chris. That’s really kind.” she smiled at him. Chris paused a second before backing out of her door, aware that she was gearing up to call her folks.

“Hey, just for the record?” he stopped and leaned back into her bedroom, arm leaning on the door frame. “I think you’re great just the way you are.”

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[szopenhauer]

Is it easy to find a job in your preferred field in your hometown?           preferred field *chuckle*

Ladies: Would you ever consider proposing? If not, why not? Gentlemen: How would you feel, if you were proposed to?     yes, I have an idea

Have you ever played the original Mass Effect trilogy?           I haven’t

If so, which Shepard and who do you like romancing the best? -             

Let’s say there’s a person in need. They need money which they can’t make. Would you be more likely to help them out, if a celebrity asked you to?       celebs should help them, not me, I need help myself!

When you go to a restaurant, do you have a go-to dish? Or do you always try out something new? usually

Would you rather live next to a kindergarten or an old folks’ home?       old folks’ home for sure

What is the best part of your most ordinary day?   sleeping :x

Do you enjoy being on your own or are you happier when there’s a crowd around you?           I’m a loner/introvert

Do you ever look up what foreign idioms mean?     yep

What’s the strangest saying you’ve come across? I don’t recall atm

What’s a First World problem that you have?         hmm...

Have you ever made a parody version of a popular song?     me and my sister were doing puppet shows for our parents, mostly her ideas as she was forcing me to perform those until I got sick of that

Which game did you play the most as a kid during recess? nie bawiłam się w większość gier przez brak zdrowia, ale lubiłam plac z huśtawkami czy drabinkami, albo udawać rodzinę/dom i te fajne białe “krateczki” z kolorowymi “guziczkami” co jak się je wpinało w dziurki to układało się z nich obrazki (nie pamiętam nazwy)

Is there a pattern on the pants you’re currently wearing? Which one? there isn’t

Does your mother annoy you when the holidays come along in the year? my mom annoys me all the time lol Do people ever ask you to do things they’re too short to accomplish? I’m too short but I manage and still some ppl sometimes ask me for help anyway Do you check the texture of things first or the smell of them? used to smell them but now just texture Have you ever broken the arm or head off of a figurine? How did you do this? I’m no Chunk :P

Do you believe in superstitious things such as breaking a mirror? I wouldn’t do that on purpose but I don’t believe in most of the superstitions, luckily there are some things you can do to avoid bad luck like throw salt over your shoulder or knock on non painted wooden thingy etc. Do you get sick of people who call themselves bi polar all the time? I’m sick of ppl who use mental and physical illnesses as excuses when they don’t have them - single headache ain’t a migraine nor being an ass makes you a border, shut up! Ever have an ultra-sound performed on you?  more than once Do you like those ‘end of the world,’ ‘Armageddon’ movies? some are good, some not Ever been choked severely on something? just a feather Has anyone ever compared you to an animal? Which one(s)? several like monkey, raccoon or cat Ever been in one of those church Christmas plays before? Why/why not? I didn’t participate but I watched/looked at them when I was younger Have you ever thrown a roll of toilet paper at someone before? ... why? Have you ever found yourself talking to an inanimate object? at times I talk to my computer (because I hate it so we argue), kettle and fridge, also my stuffed animals of course Something on the human body that grosses you out the most: penis Ever think of what it would be like to be a mermaid or merman? I thought and I wouldn’t like it besides maybe finding some cool stuff that drown  What is something that bothers you about most surveys in general? creators lack imagination, they ask the same stuff over and over again, it’s boring What is your favorite color of apple? Red, green or yellow? red Ever want to be a doctor? Is it because of all the hospital shows? noooo Do you like drawing smiley faces or do you think they’re overrated? rarely and I’m ashamed of that tbh Are you someone who actually likes to babysit children? hell no but I’m not that bad at it Do you hardly ever remember where you put things at? I have good memory when it comes to that most of the time - not counting my green scissors grrrr Where did you last buy socks from? What do those socks look like? Archelan - Christmas themed and fuzzy  Do you ever lay in the grass and look up at the sky, just because? not as often as I’d like to? Are you afraid of being kidnapped if you go outside at nighttime? raped, killed or robbed more likely Do you like showers or baths better? Why did you choose your choice? baths as I like to sit and I don’t like the glass nor have water over my head  Are you a controversial person? Do your views oppose others? it seems Have you ever thrown a surprise party for someone? Who for? nah, I dislike surprises and there weren’t opportunities/possibilities to do that Do you tap fingernails on desks? hardly ever Have you ever wanted to be in a band? What position exactly? vocalist (who can play instruments) but I have no talent but don’t worry, it was a childish dream that fade away when I found out more about live of a band member Do you ever call your cousins just to talk to them randomly? nope, we don’t talk, just say HI if anything  Do you find any of your friends’ parents creepy or really mean? yep Do you ever had to wash your clothes at someone else’s house? camp When is the next time you’ll go to the library? Why is this? we’ll see, covid situation isn’t helpful and I can’t focus on books lately Do you treat others as you’d like to be treated? Have you always? I treat them how they treat me (not authority figures/dangerous ppl tho) Were you a really mean kid or a sweet and quiet kid? sweet and quiet Are you someone who likes to get in arguments or fights a lot? I don’t like to but I still end up arguing, sigh... How do you make sure people know you don’t like them at all? avoid them, block them, ignore them fight with them when they don’t stay away (not physically yet)

How much was the cell phone you have at this moment in time? about 200 PLN  What would you do if you woke up randomly with purple hair? cool but wonder how that happened What color is the closest desk to your body? What all is on it? ugly light brown with shitload of stuff The most painful medical procedure you’ve ever had? gonna have it soon so don’t remind me Ever have a dream you’re being abducted by aliens? Was it scary? aliens tried to abduct me in dreams but didn’t succeed ha!  What would you say is the color of your favorite bra? white Do you like people who are loud or people who are quiet? not too tiring but not completely silent either Does personality weigh out the sense of ‘good looks?’ look is important but not as much as personality for sure, it’s like 1:9 I think Do you hate it when people copy the things you do? could say so Has anyone ever told you that you’re good at cooking? r u kidding?... Do you have any enemies who you think are dangerous? anyone can be Do you ever try to squeeze information out of people? Konrad once told me I’m like a private detective about it because I’m so sneaky they don’t realize until it’s too late but I sadly forget infos quickly due to stress last months so it’s not as useful as it sounds Does it freak you out when the police drive/walk by? somehow Have you ever been pulled over by the cops for speeding? I don’t drive Is anyone in your family a firefighter? Who is it anyway? I had a friend who was a firefighter

Have you ever woken up to a good morning letter beside you? left in the kitchen but informative like - I went there or feed the dog etc. Would you ever get your nails done? I can do them myself if I ever want to

Are you afraid of worms? maggots Do you wear rings on your thumb? why not How many shirts of yours are red? less than 5 Does the color red look good on you? my first therapist told me I should wear it to be more brave but it causes anger in me so I prefer not to Do you pray before every meal? Sunday lunch with parents Have you ever been caught cheating on a test? not caught but been cheating in high school How many white tank tops do you own? 0? Do loud people bother you? omg YES Does your head itch? not currently but frequently Do you know anyone named John? my ex friend had a nickname like this Have you ever tried the cinnamon challenge? I’m not stupid Are you a fast runner? like Gimli Did you ever want a pet rabbit? no way

Do you ever want to own a house? apartment more likely How do you feel about men? blergh Do you know any police officers? my neighbor was a police officer Have you ever signed a petition? lots Have you ever aspired to start your own business? I wish Who is the oldest person living in the same building as you? mom The youngest? me Would you rather pay with cash or card? cash, cards make me nervous Have you ever used a pager? I have not Do you like visiting the beach? beachcombing is fun Do you like to buy things? but not spend money lmfao Have you ever been in a polygamous relationship? I didn’t know that I apparently am - jk Is there anyone you haven’t spoken to in a long time but you still think about daily? my grandma for example Would you like to be rich? not filthy, having enough money to live and not barely survive

have you ever behaved like a stalker? *crickets* can you lie and keep a straight face? poker face game strong when situation calls for it

have you ever feared for somebody else’s life? especially dad’s do you prefer honesty, even when it hurts? hard to tell if you could pick your own pet name, what would it be? picked my dog’s  have you ever masturbated while driving? wtf, don’t do that, gross how do you feel when someone takes the last of something? without asking? *cringe* how do you feel when people tell you “bless you” when you sneeze? thank you unless I sneeze many times in a row and they bless me every single time - then it’s annoying what are you supposed to say when somebody coughs? r u ok? have you ever committed a violent crime because of a video game or rap song? who said I play/listen to those? have you ever actually overheard one of your friends talking shit about you? possibly how many partners is too many? at once or in your entire life? do you believe that wearing an aluminum foil hat will stop the government from reading your thoughts? that reminds me of the RED movie XD

would you rather have a hook for a hand or a peg leg? peg leg 100% elseway I’d end up with an eye cover as well if you know what I mean bonus points for/to being a pirate tho how close does someone have to be for you to feel obligated to wait and hold the door for them? either right behind me or carry heavy/big load do you examine the tissue after you blow your nose? for example when I worry about it bleeding  what is your cure for the hiccups? wait

Do you miss Brittany Murphy’s appearance in films? awwww she was such a good actress RIP

Is Christmas stressful? to me it is but I’m stressed 24/7

Do you make your own smoothies or juices? meh

Do you think time really does heal all? NO

Are you more sensitive to heat or the cold? cold

Did you care at all when Steve Jobs died? ... he died?

Has anyone searched your room for anything recently? my mother for dirty laundry

When do you decorate for Christmas? as soon as possible

Would you be cool with wearing sweatpants to the grocery store? yes

Have you ever been pranked via a hidden camera? am glad that didn’t happen 

Do you know any of those people who are depressed during the winter? I’m depressed year round

If a job makes you unhappy, do you choose to stay or leave? if I can change it without ending up on the street then I leave

How does your being here in the universe change humanity for the better? nothing? Who is a person that you don’t like yet you spend time with? my family member[s] How is your relationship with money? we don’t see each other as often as I’d like to ;) get it?  How do you feel about growing old someday? won’t live that long

Are you wearing two shirts? too hot for that Have you ever owned the socks with toes on them? disgusting! Can you point out constellations in the night sky? I can not What was your favorite part about studying ancient Greeks and Romans? not interested What’s the last thing you bought at a mall? food, antibacterial gel and a blanket

Is there someone who you can turn to for money and not be ashamed? parents but I’ll feel crappy about it  Have you ever swam in a river? as a child Are there any dirty clothes underneathe your bed? ewww seriously?  What food do you love the smell of while it’s cooking? smells make me sick In what month do you start Christmas shopping? I seek presents whole year then store them for later Have you ever had a crush on a celebrity of the same sex? as a lesbian What kind of flowers would you plant in your garden? bushes, grass, moss and trees, wild flowers, if they want to grow, can stay  Do you believe that kids should be taught abstinence? I agree When’s the next time you’ll go to the grocery store? not in next weeks

Where’s your car keys? not applicable Did you keep any momentos of school dances? pics Do you still have clothes from your high school? and middle school  Do you think you could do better drawings than Napolean Dynamite? this question...

Do you own anything skull print? had a shirt that I gave to John ages ago Who are the three people you consider yourself closest to? parents and my gf Which ex of yours means the most to you? my partner as we’re back together Have you taken prescription medications that didn’t belong to you? oh well... How are your social skills? awkward Have you ever stayed at a hotel for longer than two months? I’m poor Do you ever go outside to look at the stars? there were some days in past summers when me and dad been going to stadium for a walk at night, that’s when and where we saw UFO  Who breaks away from the kiss first? she as she forgets to breathe  Do you know what you weigh? thx for a reminder - they’ll ask in hospital Have you ever smoked anything other than tobacco? one cigarette was all that I smoked in me life Have you ever ridden on the back of a motorcycle? nope Do you say koala bear or simply koala? koala  Do you usually travel anywhere in the winter? I’d freeze brrr Do you wait for someone else to take the garbage out when it’s full? we take turns Are most of your friends white? it’s not America so...

Does your hair reach your boobs? not even my shoulders

What’s something that fills you with anxiety? what doesn’t?...

What age do you think is too old to still live with your parents? there’s no expiration date

Have you ever watched Bob’s Burgers? fragments

Has a teacher ever caught and read a note you were passing in class? I wasn’t that much of a note passer 

Do you know anyone who is afraid of horses? nah

Do you clean things that are already clean when you’re bored? tha hell?...

Would you rather live in a tropical or arctic climate? tropical

What do you do when someone overweight complains about being overweight? I say it’s important to be healthy but weight isn’t always a sign of being ill

Is there any Irish, Scottish, or Danish in your heritage? none that I know of

Do you find Asians attractive? yes and no

Have either of your parents ever been to jail? nooooo

Keep Calm and Carry On or Screw Calm and Get Angry? there’s time for one of each?

Do you think Urban Outfitters is overpriced? like every other similar store 

Are your colarbones prominent? yeah

Have you ever in your life worn overalls? I have indeed

How did you react when you heard Whitney Houston had died? sorry but I didn’t care

Do you think Helena Bonham Carter is attractive? she is

Would you rather listen to Dolly Parton or Dusty Springfield? Dolly

Are you watching The Walking Dead? I’m scared of zombies and gore 

Are you a light sleeper? became lighter

Would you consider cuddling cheating? it’s complicated

What does the purse/bag you last used look like? it’s black with red embroidery and white beads

Can you make a clover with your tongue? impossible

What’s your favorite coffee brand/flavor? I don’t drink coffee

Is your belly button pierced? no piercings!

[authoratmidnight]

My half asleep brain this morning woke me up and was like ‘you know what would make a fun crossover? Natsume Yuujinchou x Fruits Basket’

Why? I have no idea. Idk how that would work aside from one of the groups (either Natsume and co or the Tohru gang) going on some kind of school trip out to the city/town of the other and their paths crossing that way.

Also idk how much supernatural stuff aside from the Sohma curse actually pops up in FruBa so idk if it would make sense for them to see yokai so I just split the difference on it and opted for ‘they can sense the yokai and the most they can see is a blurry shape’

But ahem, stupid idea 1) Natsume group goes on a field trip to the city.

Dunno what kind of field trip, maybe to a museum or something, doesn’t matter, they go and during some free time the class splits up and Natsume’s group (him, Tanuma, Nishimura and Kitamoto, maybe Taki too idk) head off together but WHOOPS this city is b i g and none of them know it that well and wait where’d Natsume go??

Natsume got distracted by something and wandered off (or chased after Nyanko who went searching for food) and now whoops he’s lost.

(After an unfortunate encounter with the local girl gang Nyanko takes on Reiko’s form to protect Natsume cause Natsume can’t fight and also Reiko is intimidating and someone gotta keep the beanpole safe till they can find his friends)

Natsume somehow ends up at the Sohma house (either chasing a yokai or chasing a hungry Nyanko idk) tho luckily the only one there atm is Shigure (and Natsume is amused b/c that’s the same name as one of his guardians).

Shigure is a smart cookie and notices fairly quickly two things about Natsume. One is that this poor boy, skittish as a lamb, has def been through some shit at some point and has been hurt by people before like Yuki so carefulness is required. The second is that he’s, different, there’s something about him that’s not like most people. Esp when he notices Natsume looking at the funny blurs that he catches sight of every now and then (like, there’s tiny, harmless yokai running about the house and Natsume notices them).

Also,

Shigure: So, just so we’re clear, you’re not related to anyone with the last name ‘Sohma’ are you?

Natsume: No?

Shigure: *breathing a sigh of relief that there’s no unaccounted for Sohma’s running around.

Natsume: But I mean I know like nothing about my mom’s side of the family so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shigure: *screeching*

(cause Natsume’s hair and eyes, ESP the manga colours are unusual so, lmao)

And then the teenage trio returns home and Natsume is just ‘oh NO’ b/c earlier in the day his group had had a run in with Kyo(literally) and when Kyo got grumpy with Natsume for not watching where he was going, Nyanko bit him in retaliation before Natsume’s group issues a hasty apology and bolted before the situation could get worse. And it’s very awkward and tense cause Natsume can’t even look at Kyo.

At some point Shigure notices that Natsume’s funky cat is mia and the boy is surrounded by an awful large blurry, misty thing (when Kyo notices this he does try to behave a bit more cause not only does it seem like whatever it is is protecting Natsume, Natsume seems fully aware of its presence so like, what is this boy??? what powerful things is he friends with??? is he even human?) Even more so when Natsume leaves, all but bolting from the room with a hasty apology and goodbye, because the way he moves around the unseen thing makes it clear that he can see it, perhaps more clearly than they do.

And then Shigure sends them, or at least Kyo, off to find Natsume cause ‘are you really gonna let this scared and lost kid just run around this city alone, esp after acting like that? for shame.’ (Kyo’s grumpy but soft and yeah ok maybe he did over react and that kid did apologize and did seem a bit scared so he should do something about this)

(Kyo’s definitely certain he saw Natsume talking to the blur around him and that it also turned back into his weird lookin cat but he’s just gonna, not say anything cause he don’t wanna risk looking like a nut to Tohru-who can’t see/sense yokai at all-or Yuki-who didn’t witness those scenes)

They do find Natsume and reunite him with his friends-Natsume has to keep his over protective friends from flipping out on Kyo like ‘no it’s ok we’re cool now’

Also Natsume buying one of Shigure’s novels (NOT the trashy romance ones haha oh god) to show his Shigure back home cause they share the same name and it kinda amuses him.

Stupid idea #2 FruBa gang goes on a trip to (or to somewhere near) Natsume’s hometown

Idk what kinda of interesting things are in or near Natsume’s home but the group goes there for like a field trip or a vacation.

Much like in scenario one they have a literal collision with Natsume’s group, but Kyo was already in a foul mood for one reason or another so he just snaps at Natsume, something about needing to watch where he’s going. And Natsume just kind of, freezes up, there’s a person yelling at him, berating him for being stupid/clumsy. And before his friends can say or do anything he just books it out of there, absolutely terrified cause whoops there’s some bad memories resurfacing and his mind was outta there before the rest of him was.

Tanuma, Nishi and Kitamoto are not pleased. Nor is Tohru, who for sure gives him a good talking to before everyone fans out to find Natsume (cause he should not be alone atm). I feel like Yuki at the very least would be able to recognize the reactions of someone whose been abused and is just like ‘oh shit’ the moment Kyo starts being an ass.

And in predictable Natsume fashion, yokai shit happens. Which is a bad combo cause Natsume is not in the right head space to be dealing with a yokai that wants its name back atm. And ofc in typical Natsume fashion the yokai are dramatic lil fucks and decides that Kyo and/or Yuki might make a good snack/a ‘well if you won’t give it back then I’ll just eat your friend’ sort of thing.

And even though Natsume is scared and not ok rn he’s also not about to let them get eaten even if Kyo was previously rude to him(like, he deserves a good talking too, not to be turned into lunch lol).

And it must look very strange to them to see Natsume, scared as all fuck, but standing between them and this, something they can barely see but that he can see (and punch apparently cause oh god he just punched it and sent it flying wtf is this scrawny kid?) and then a second big thing comes to Natsume’s aid which he calls ‘Nyanko-sensei’ (which only serves to baffling them later when Natsume’s weird cat appears and Natsume calls it Nyanko-sensei). Eventually the yokai is dealt with, name returned and Natsume begging them to not tell his friends about all that cause they don’t know about this.

And then Natsume has to hold his friends back cause they find him and he’s all scraped up and Kyo is there ofc they think the worst.

But everything gets worked out in the end.

Other random thing I thought of, Natsume meeting Ayame and just being like ‘oh NO. he’s Natori but WORSE’ and praying that they never, ever meet.

Also, Natsume at some point discovering the Sohma family secret and is just like ‘well...it’s not the strangest thing I’ve ever seen or dealt with’ cause like it’s unusual yeah but he deals with yokai on a daily basis. Frankly very little surprises him at this point.

Anyways yeah, Natsume FruBa crossover b/c why not.

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

[teacupfulofstarshine]

Good lord there was a lot of questions 😅 ok so: 20, 28, 31, 35, 49, 56, 57, 58, 59, 62, 77, 117, 135, 151, 152

hello darling!!! 

20: first thing i notice in a new person?

if they smile back at me when i make eye contact with them and smile! sometimes people glare and that makes me suspicious 

28: favorite movie?

how to train your dragon

31: how i feel right now?

c o l d (the air conditioner is on and i am cold)

35: favorite holiday

valentine’s day! i just like the opportunity to share love in all its forms!

49: am i excited for anything?

i went clothes shopping with my mom today and got some cool new clothes so i’m excited to wear them! also excited to finally watch season 2 of she-ra

56: if i could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

thomas sanders. also my internet wives 

57: what do i think about most?

new sanders sides aus. that, or my anxiety 

58: what’s my strangest talent?

hmmmm . . . i know a lot of useless facts

59: do i have any strange phobias?

i hate being in water deeper than my knees. also, there’s a food store chain called giant near my house and they have a new thing called marty, which is an automated robot that roams around looking for spills and stuff. and i HATE that bitch 

62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

neither, honestly, but if i have to choose, talking on the phone 

77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it? 

��sweet serendipity” by lee dewyze

117: what concerts have i been to?

i saw tom chapin with my parents when i was very little, and i also went to a music festival where we saw kelly clarkson, taylor swift (back when she was a country star), and brad pitt 

135: how many kids do i want and what will be their names?

i’m not sure if i want kids, to be honest, and if i did i think i would want to foster or adopt 

151: what i’d do if i won a lottery?

pay off my college tuition, help my parents pay off their mortgage, put a bunch of it into savings, and then go to a barnes and noble and buy ALL THE BOOKS I WANTED 

152: what do i like about myself?

my eyes are pretty, my hair is nice when it curls, and my capacity for empathy

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✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?, の: Chocolate or Vanilla?, Д: Strangest food you've eaten?

Oh, wow. It’s Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.

✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?

Beach. Because I’m afraid of bugs. A forest is more romantic, and I’d love to say I’m nature loving enough to lounge in a tree house, but bugs. I’d take the sun at the beach plz.

の: Chocolate or Vanilla?

CHOCOLATE. Regular chocolate > vanilla. Occasional vanilla is ok! And nice!

BUT

Did You Know

My ex visited me once - and she loves the scent of vanilla. She knows the scent from bakeries in Germany. Our bakeries… erm, just smell like bread to me. And more often than not, they don’t have a smell. Eh. So, we were out in a shopping mall and she got really excited all the sudden. I was like ??? wat. She was like ‘I smell a bakery! It’s so nice! Let’s go buy some bread!’ Then I sniffed and was like ‘… no, that was not a bakery.’

She did not believe me and insisted on going to it. So I let her.

We stood outside of where the scent was coming from, her gaze horrified and incredulous at the actual location. Many people were walking in and out of the place. 

“W-why?! How?!” She exclaimed in horrified betrayal.

“Now you see why I don’t like that smell?”

It’s the toilet. Our janitors here use cleaners with very strong scents, and every time I smell that particular odour of lavender/vanilla/etc™, I gag.

That said, I do like vanilla treats x’D Just not often.

Д: Strangest food you’ve eaten?

You’d really have to define strange. I’m South-east Asian and Chinese.Our weirdest culinary is bugs and balut and I haven’t eaten either.

Meanwhile I have eaten all kinds of herbs.My family thinks its strange I eat the herb which is tree bark,but I like its taste and texture after cooking.My ex thinks that I drink soup cooked with cordyceps - a kind of herbwhich is a bug that’s been killed by a zombie fungusis terrifying and strange.

My family thinks the weirdest food I’ve eaten is blue cheesebecause who wants to eat stinky mouldy cheesebut they try to get me to eat durianwhich is one of the world’s stinkiest fruit.

I find baby octopuses taste strange? I just don’t like octopuses.I like squid tho. Oysters aren’t my thing. All kinds of seaweeds taste nice.

I don’t like live food.

My ex thinks that pig intestines are gross but it’s a normal Chinese ingredient.My favourite soup is pig stomach + pepper soup, it’s very good for your stomach on a bad day.

Personally, the strangest food I’ve ever eaten IMOis chicken blood curd/jelly.My mom loved it as a child and enticed me to eat it with laksa when we were travelling in Penang. I was on the bench with it, and she insisted it had no taste, just jelly like. I took a bite and indeed it was like jelly. So eh.

— @algrimthestrong​, sentMay 1st 2019, 6:25:25 am

[low-budget-mulan]

1-155

This is going to be long. So it’s going under.

1: Full name

Sara [REDACTED]2: Age

22 1/23: 3 Fears

Caterpillars, rolly pollies, idk?4: 3 things I love

my niece, my job, my friends5: 4 turns on

nice, caring, strong, able to cook6: 4 turns off

any of the guys I have been in relationships with lol7: My best friend

I have many. Brandon, kelsey, renee8: Sexual orientation

straight 9: My best first date

I mean. All my first dates were ok? Like the last 2 guys I dated I had a lot of fun. We ate and laughed and talked about memes. 10: How tall am I

5 ft 6 in11: What do I miss

My niece12: What time were I born

*was         idk like 2 pm?

13: Favourite color

purple14: Do I have a crush

nah fam. Aint nobody got time for dat 15: Favourite quote

”be not afraid” 16: Favourite place

Mammoth/june mountain, disneyland, yosemite17: Favourite food

My grandma’s cooking. Always. 18: Do I use sarcasm

Nooooo. Why would I do that (i was being sarcastic. And yes) 19: What am I listening to right now

Slime rancher home screen music 20: First thing I notice in new person

face21: Shoe size

1222: Eye color

brown23: Hair color

^24: Favourite style of clothing

hobo with a job 25: Ever done a prank call?

yes27: Meaning behind my URL

brandon insulted me. I agreed 

28: Favourite movie

Totoro, book of life, home, Christopher Robin29: Favourite song

idk??30: Favourite band

WAL31: How I feel right now

Sleepy after getting off a 38 hour shift32: Someone I love

My niece33: My current relationship status

Married to my job I guess. 34: My relationship with my parents

There is one at least35: Favourite holiday

CHRISTMAS36: Tattoos and piercing i have

Be not afraid on my arm. No piercings 37: Tattoos and piercing i want

Verso L’Alto, and some others38: The reason I joined Tumblr

neighbor made me one 

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I don’t hate him. I am hurt. But he decided to not want to be friends at all. I would have still loved to be friends with him, even though we didn’t work out. 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

no41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

My cousin? no 

42: When did I last hold hands?

idk? many moons ago 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

depends if I shower. If I shower then 30 mins. If not then 10 

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

No I don’t have to shave my legs. 45: Where am I right now?

in bed46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

My friend renee. But I have never been drunk before because I am not a lightweight and I also know how to say no. Why would I intentionally want to make myself sick. 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

depends where I am and how I am feeling 

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

yes, because I make minimum wage as a first responder and can’t afford to live on my own. 49: Am I excited for anything?

Not being on night shift anymore XD currently dying from it and need a break.

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Brandito51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Whenever a patient or random person starts creeping on me. 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

I hugged My niece so many times today 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I would tell him to go away. But like that’s just because I am mad at him. He can kiss whoever he wants. I don’t care. I don’t own him. He is his own person. 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

My friend Sam 55: What is something I disliked about today?

not sleeping all day 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

idk?57: What do I think about most?

My niece and how much I miss her. and wanting to move out 58: What’s my strangest talent?

I don’t have any 59: Do I have any strange phobias?

caterpillars and rolly pollies 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind 61: What was the last lie I told?

idk? Probably something I said to a patient? 62: Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

online63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

no64: Do I believe in magic?

no65: Do I believe in luck?

no66: What’s the weather like right now?

sunny 7767: What was the last book I’ve read?

Emerald Dodge’s battlecry Series. 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

makes my physically sick69: Do I have any nicknames?

Low Budget Mulan, Sa’a, Scara, Hoe70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?

uhhhhhh My back? and also my wrists and neck. But this is all from work and having to lift heavy patients. 71: Do I spend money or save it?

both. But I need to start saving more 

72: Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

yea73: Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me?

bubble gum tape 

74: Favourite animal?

idk75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

working.76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

doesnt have one 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

idk78: How can you win my heart?

memes, food, money79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

”guess I’ll Die”80: What is my favorite word?

idk81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

i don’t have any 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Ambulances are not a taxi service and your stubbed toes are not emergencies. Pay first responders more. 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

not that I know of. 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

super sarcasm probably? idk? flight? invisibility? super strength?85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

this one 86: What is my current desktop picture?

default picture87: Had sex?

no, just waffles88: Bought condoms?

no89: Gotten pregnant?

no90: Failed a class?

many91: Kissed a boy?

yes92: Kissed a girl?

no93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

cant remember94: Had job?

many95: Left the house without my wallet?

yep96: Bullied someone on the internet?

just my sister97: Had sex in public?

no, just waffles98: Played on a sports team?

yes99: Smoked weed?

no100: Did drugs?

crack is wack101: Smoked cigarettes?

ew no102: Drank alcohol?

heck yea103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

no I dont hate myself104: Been overweight?

yes105: Been underweight?

no106: Been to a wedding?

yes107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

yes108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

yes109: Been outside my home country?

yes110: Gotten my heart broken?

ye111: Been to a professional sports game?

I’ve worked them 112: Broken a bone?

yes113: Cut myself?

yes114: Been to prom?

no115: Been in airplane?

yes116: Fly by helicopter?

no117: What concerts have I been to?

Many118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

no119: Learned another language?

pig latin120: Wore make up?

ye121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

no122: Had oral sex?

ew no 123: Dyed my hair?

yes124: Voted in a presidential election?

yes125: Rode in an ambulance?

Bruh. I work in one. I drive that bitch126: Had a surgery?

yes127: Met someone famous?

Many famous sports people and some others 128: Stalked someone on a social network?

every day 129: Peed outside?

yes130: Been fishing?

yes131: Helped with charity?

yes132: Been rejected by a crush?

no because I never make the first move. And I never tell someone I like them unless they have said they liked me first 133: Broken a mirror?

lol ye134: What do I want for birthday?

money135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?

many. Idk?136: Was I named after anyone?

no137: Do I like my handwriting?

sometimes138: What was my favourite toy as a child?

furby and my doll139: Favourite Tv Show?

idk140: Where do I want to live when older?

yosemite, june mountain, mammoth, japan 141: Play any musical instrument?

no142: One of my scars, how did I get it?

on my hand, My mom poured hot caramel on me. 143: Favourite pizza toping?

pepperoni144: Am I afraid of the dark?

no145: Am I afraid of heights?

no146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

no 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?

My whole life148: What I’m really bad at

everything149: What my greatest achievments are

nothing150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

some stuff my mom has said 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery

move out and buy a house and save the rest 152: What do I like about myself

nothing 153: My closest Tumblr friend

brandito and kelsey 154: Something I fantasise about

having a family 155: Any question you’d like?

rood 

[endorstoiii]

todas as asks que não foram feitas

1:Full name.I don’t like to share my full name online so I just go with Marina Sakai (that’s enough).

2:Zodiac sign.Taurus

3:3 fears.cockroaches, drowning and burning to death.

4:3 things I love.Music, drawing, movies.

5:4 turn on’s.Music, people who are similar to me, trips and playing The Sims (how random is this?).

6:4 turn off’s.Stupid people, soccer, math and being obliged to do something I don’t want to.

7:My best friend?I don’t think I have one best friend only, I have a few close friends… you are one

8:Sexual orientation?Straight.

9:My best first date?hahaha lol

10:How tall am I?1,62cm I guess.

11:What do I miss?A very good friend I made on tumblr. For some reason she is gone :(

12:What time was I born?At 6:40 am or something.

13:Favorite color?Well I have a holy trinity of colors, but I’d say purple.

14:Do I have a crush?As long as band members exist, I will have a crush LMAO.15:Favorite quote?“My world is turning pages while I am just sitting here” - Kevin Parker, Apocalypse Dreams.

16:Favorite place?Paraty (beach).

18:Do I use sarcasm?Me? No, never.

20:First thing I notice in new person?

21:Shoe size?35 in Brazil too lazy to search it for other locations :p

23:Hair color?Black.

24: Favorite style of clothing?I don’t know, I like to mixture things.

25:Ever done a prank call?Not that I remember.

26:What color of underwear I’m wearing now?Yellow with lilac stripes

27:Meaning behind my URL?It’s a song by Tame Impala. Me + the lyrics = accuracy.

28:Favorite movie?Too hard… but let’s say it’s The Babadook.

29:Favorite song?TOO HARD, but hum… at the moment it is Stella Was A Diver And She Was Always Down by Interpol (which I’m listening to right now!!!) ((but also Leif Erikson and Tidal Wave and ughhhhh)).

30:Favorite band?Sorry, I cannot choose only one so here it goes my Holy Trinity: Tame Impala, Arctic Monkeys and Arcade Fire. But I am extremely obsessed with Interpol, so yeah.

31:How I feel right now?Shitty for having a week off and doing nothing.

33:My current relationship status.The same as always: single.

34:My relationship with my parents.It’s good with my mother, and ok with my father.

35:Favorite holiday.Festa junina because food.

36:Tattoos and piercing I have.None, yet.

39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?who?

40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?Sometimes good night from my mother and my ex sister-in-law.

41:Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?No.

42:When did I last hold hands?God… when I was a child, maybe, with my parents, to cross the streets lmao seriously I have no idea.

43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?The whole morning lol an hour at least.

44:Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?No. Call me disgusting.

45: Where am I right now?Dining room.

46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?This could only happen if I go out with my friends, none of them would go out to get drunk though hah but they would help me, I’m sure.47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?Mostly reasonable level, but you know sometimes you gotta turn it louder for that one part… other times, the whole song lol48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?Yes.

49:Am I excited for anything?Some of my fave bands will release new stuff this year, so yeah. Also, MGMT are coming to play here and I hope to go!!!50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?No.51:How often do I wear a fake smile?70% of the time maybe.52:When was the last time I hugged someone?I hugged someone? I think it was 14 days ago because it was my friend’s birthday and I went to her house for a surprise party.

53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?I would feel nothing.

54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?I don’t think so.

55:What is something I disliked about today?The whole day, I spent it doing chores and I am dead now.

56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Kevin Parker, love of my life. And many other band members.

57:What do I think about most?Music lol hum, I try to focus on my life, my future… but I can’t seem to succeed.

58:What’s my strangest talent?If I had one I can make 3 waves with my tongue, just like Daniel Radcliffe.

59:Do I have any strange phobias?I don’t know if they are strange, but I am afraid of dolls (automatonophobia) and trypophobia.

71:Do I spend money or save it?Save it… to spend it HAH (taurine with ascendant in Taurus).

72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?Nope.

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?Yes, there is a rose quartz, a pink tsuru (origami), a bed sheet, a sculpture of Our Lady of Aparecida, a small fake flower that my ex sister-in-law gifted my mom for Women’s Day.

74:Favorite animal?I also have a holy trinity for this lol: cats, elephants and deers (any kind).

75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?Massaging my mom’s feet cause I’m a good daughter.

76:What do I think Satan’s last name is?Devicari LMAO ok this is an internal joke with my friends

77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?Signs of Life by Arcade Fire78:How can you win my heart? Buy me concert tickets and food.

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?Embrace disgrace. I have just decided this haha I like the word embrace and I always say disgrace, in English, to my sister. And these two words rhyme lol80:What is my favorite word?In Portuguese, it probably is saudade because of the feeling, but there are some others that I like the pronounce, not necessarily the meaning (like resiliência, recíproco, melancolia), and I chose it by the meaning. There’s also eita, which is a perfect word, omg, I don’t know what I would do without this word. In English, one of them is embrace as I said above. But by the pronounce, it is vortex in British accent. Good af. 81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr?OH MAN, I don’t have fav blogs, I have fav people! So this is the criterion to choose. This is not in order. I AM SO SORRY1. @warpaint-impala2. @14thandeuclid3. @sastrugie4. @roger-sultrey5. @streetofthoughtinallyourbones (this one is inactive, unfortunately, but there’s so much gold in there!!!) ((she is @ourblogtoadmire))

82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?hahah… hum… I would say @ all the band members who destroyed my life how much I love them.  As everybody in the world is listening to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

83:Do I have any relatives in jail?Not that I know.

84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?Mental power, just like Professor Xavier, but with telekinesis too. Oh, and being able to fly.

85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?Hum, I can only think of “y/n” type of question, which would be very obvious… so I guess the question would be “what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?” LOL

86:What is my current desktop picture?The best gig of my life, aka Tame Impala. For some reason I can’t add the picture here :/ so I’ll post it later separately.

87:Had sex?what is it?

88:Bought condoms?lol

89:Gotten pregnant?When seeing some certain pictures? Oh hell yes!

90:Failed a class?Yep, Chemistry classes mostly. I may have missed some classes, but my shitty teacher could never be patient and a good professional so I could never really learn a thing.

91:Kissed a boy?Unfortunately yes (not because he’s a boy, but because it was bad as fuck).

92:Kissed a girl?Nope.

93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?No. 

94:Had job?Yes, I’ve already been an English teacher for kids (imagine how dumb these kids became when they had classes with me lmao I’m sorry girls)

95:Left the house without my wallet?No, never.

96:Bullied someone on the Internet?No.

97:Had sex in public?lmao what does sex mean?

98:Played on a sports team?Yes, I used to play handball at school.

99:Smoked weed?No.

100:Did drugs?No.

102:Drank alcohol?Yes, today. But I never went out to drink, neither had a single alcoholic drink only for me.

103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?Nope. 

104:Been overweight?No. I mean, never been in an unhealthy way.

105:Been underweight?Possibly when I was a child and had anemia.

106:Been to a wedding?Yes, the last one was on April 2017. It was my friend’s sister wedding.

107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?I think so, playing The Sims lol I love this game.

108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?Probably… I’m not sure.

109:Been outside my home country?No :( (not yet!)

110:Gotten my heart broken?Yes because my fave band members havE GIRLFRIENDS!!! Ok, hum, I have had my heart broken by a “real person” once (and only time). But this person is one of the best people I have ever met and my heart was broken because we could never fit; he is not a bad person at all, we just are from different realities.

111:Been to a professional sports game?No.

112:Broken a bone?No.

113:Cut myself?Yes, once.

114:Been to prom?No.

115:Been in airplane?Yes, a long time ago, and I don’t remember how many times. Maybe 2 or 3. 

116: Fly by helicopter?No, but I want to!

117:What concerts have I been to?I have a list of it here! I have seen some native bands too, which were pretty cool.118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?Not a crush properly, but a little attraction. 

119:Learned another language?Yes, English. But I want to learn others, like Japanese and Russian! 

120:Wore make up?For weddings, graduation and this kind of event. And sometimes to go out, but very, very simple.

121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?LMAO

122:Had oral sex?why so many questions about sex? I still don’t know what this mean!!!

123:Dyed my hair?Never, but I’d like to.

124:Voted in a presidential election?My first time will be this year, in October. And I have no idea in who to vote!!! :)

125:Rode in an ambulance?No.

126:Had a surgery?No.

127:Met someone famous?I didn’t meet him, but I once went to an event and Beakman (from Beakman’s World) was there… but this is just like seeing a band live: you only see them, you don’t meet them.128:Stalked someone on a social network?Hahahahah hell yes

129:Peed outside?Outside what? In public, like, in the street? In a bush? No, never!

130:Been fishing?Yes, twice.

131:Helped with charity?Yes. 

132:Been rejected by a crush?I had only one crush and he didn’t reject me, neither accepted.

133:Broken a mirror?Yes.

134:What do I want for birthday?My birthday was exactly 14 days ago I wanted a new pair of sneakers, and also money for gigs.

135:How many kids do I want and what will be their names?If I have a good financial condition, I want two. If not, only one. I don’t think too much about names, but can you believe I thought of it earlier today? Yes! Male names I like are Julian and Edwin. And female, Elizabeth/Elise, Amélia/Amelie (just like I said here) and also Helena. 

136:Was I named after anyone?No, my grandfather suggested this name for me and my mom liked it.

 137:Do I like my handwriting?Not anymore. It is really ugly now, it used to be better.

138:What was my favorite toy as a child?Barbie dolls, always.

139:Favorite TV Show?Decora. It’s a Brazilian tv show about renovating and decorating rooms.

140:Where do I want to live when older?Perth, Australia (thanks Tame Impala for destroying my life).

141:Play any musical instrument?Unfortunately not, and I hate this!!! I really, reaaaally want to play some! Hopefully I will in the future.

142:One of my scars, how did I get it?I have two scars on my right arm. My sister really wanted the tv control I was holding… yeah, she tried to get it from my hands and scratched my arm.

143:Favorite pizza topping?K E T C H U P! LMAO SO PAULISTAN

144:Am I afraid of the dark?No.

145:Am I afraid of heights?Yes.

146:Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?Yeah, I remember once when I left the laundry room (I was alone there) and I didn’t hold the door, so it shut and it was loud, and I said it was my brother’s fault, though he wasn’t even there. My mom was getting in the laundry room and she saw it all. LOL.147:Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?Always? lol hum, yes, it happens a lot.

148:What I’m really bad at.Everything. Ok, hum, I would say that I am really bad at being positive.

149:What my greatest achievements are.Seeing my Holy Trinity live; saving the life of some pets (my last dog and the three current cats I have) and I don’t know what else.

150:The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.basically everything my father says to me hum my father used to call me useless a lot of times.

151:What I’d do if I won in a lottery.Help my family, move to Perth and try my life in there.

152:What do I like about myself?Nothing…………….-my music taste, and the fact that I am an open minded person.

153:My closest Tumblr friend.you (@warpaint-impala).

154:Something I fantasies about.LMAOOOOOOOOOO sorry but nope hah

155:Any question you’d like - would you read my text?Yes, I will read it.

Glenda, muito obrigada, mas nunca mais faça eu responder todas as perguntas. Por favor. Te amo

[planetsam]

what the helllllllll i just read a mileven fic where they broke up. pls write me soemthing fluffy with mileven

“Michael do you want to keep this one?”

Mike looks up at the Millennium Falcon and the kindness his mother is offering. His toys have sold quickly, but the truth is he hasn’t even noticed. Their sentimental value is kind of difficult to focus on when the reason for that sentiment is infuriatingly close and he’s also not allowed to see her. Not often enough anyway. His mom is smiling at him and Mike has the strangest urge to cry. Which he bites back, he can feel Jim Hopper watching him. Making sure that he’s strong enough, good enough, all the things he has to be for Eleven.

“No, it’s okay,” he gets out and his mom smiles.

“I think we’ll keep it just in case,” she says and turns back to the kid Mike realizes wanted to buy it, “Sorry, this was in there by mistake. We have other toys. Dresses too, let me see if I can find my daughter.”

“But—“ begins the kid, voice much softer than Mike was anticipating. She lets out a huff of frustration, “I have—“

“Wait!” Mike barely recognizes his voice as he jumps up, his heart in his throat as he runs over, practically grabbing the toy out of his mom’s hand. She looks surprised but he’s only got eyes for Eleven, whose yanked a wad of bills from her pocket, “its five dollars,” he says.

“Four,” she counters.

“Four fifty,” he says, catching onto what’s happening quickly.

“Four twenty five,” She shoots back, more confident.

“Four ten,” He counters.

“Four,” She says proudly.

“Sold.”

She beams and he puts the toy in her arms. She tucks it under one to count out four of her dollars and hands them to him. When he hesitates she folds them and puts them in his pocket, hugging the falcon to her protectively and beaming at him.

“Dresses,” She says firmly.

“Yeah, Okay,” He promises, “this way,” she goes after him as they head towards the racks.

He wants to make sure this is safe, that she didn’t sneak out. But he also doesn’t want this to end sooner than it absolutely has to. She’s in a bunch of hand-me-downs that are cuffed or just too big, but he doesn’t think he’s ever seen someone so pretty in his life.

“Who brought you here?” He asks.

“Joyce,” She says, “Hopper said one dollar less,” she adds before doubt comes into her eyes, “right?”

“Yeah,” he confirms, “you’re supposed to haggle. We make up the prices anyway.”

She nods and holds the toy closer, like it’s the most precious thing in the world. Mike can’t help but beam as they head over to Nancy’s section. Since El learned Nancy took down the lab, El’s hero worship of her has only grown. Her grip on the falcon gets tighter as she shifts it to one hand. Her other grabs his. Mike rubs his thumb over her knuckles and smiles when she looks at him.

“Hi,” Nancy says, smiling when El goes red.

“I need dresses,” El explains in a quiet, clipped voice. Only someone like Nancy would recognize the nervousness for what it is.

“Ok,” she says, “do you want to surprise Mike? Or do you want him to stay?”

“Stay,” El answers instantly. Mike gives his sister a pleading look and Nancy nods, resisting the urge to point out their mother suggesting mall trips usually makes Mike do anything from hide to throw tantrums, “every day dresses,” she tells Nancy, “not just Snow Ball.”

Snow Ball has become El’s synonym for everything from beautiful to special to perfect. It makes Hopper look like he’s eaten something sour which El finds funny. Nancy spends a bit pulling out dresses, the good ones she hid so people would have to dig for. Mike doesn’t think anything will be enough to repay her when El starts checking tags and then attempting to haggle over the prices. El still has one dollar even after Mike has an armful of dresses.

“Here, I was going to sell this for two,” Nancy says crossing out the five, “it might be too Snow Ball though—“

The millennium falcon gets shoved on top of the dresses as Nancy holds up the Snow Ball pink dress she got to replace the one he stole. For all her new fashion sense El still grabs the dress and shoves the dollar at Nancy without a word. Nancy smiles knowingly and takes the dollar like they haggled as El runs her fingers over the pleats on the front.

“Thank you,” she whispers and Nancy smiles at her. El holds the dress up. Even with everything he’s seen her in, all the ways she’s changed, it’s hard to associate her in the frothy pink dress instead of the rough clothing she’s wearing, “pretty,” she breathes.

“Always,” he says.

Nancy bites her smile and turns away but Mike doesn’t care. He’s just looking at El whose still holding the dress up like it’s the most beautiful thing she’s ever seen. She looks at him and goes red all over again at the compliment. Going to put the dress on the pile he’s holding and take it from him but he shakes his head.

“I can carry it,” he says. She looks confused, “isn’t that what the guys do in your soap operas?” He offers trying to give her a frame of reference.

“Yes,” She says, grabbing onto it.

She lets him keep holding the dresses but takes the millennium falcon back so it won’t fall. She seems deep in thought as they weave the through the people buying things and Mike knows he’s going deeper into debt with his sister, leaving her to cover for him like this.

“I can lift heavier stuff,” she points out, “I’m stronger,” she looks at him, “is that bad?”

“No,” he says instantly, “I think it’s really cool,” she smiles and he does too to show her he means it.

“We can figure it out. You carrying stuff,” she says after moment, “compromise. You’re taller.”

He nods, he can carry everything without it dragging. Nancy got super angry when he outgrew her even though Nancy’s short. Now she makes him get stuff off of shelves for her when she doesn’t feel like climbing. El walks with him to the police station where everyone’s going about. They smile and greet her warmly though, probably because she’s Hopper’s daughter. She opens the door without knocking and he smacks the phone down.

“That’s a lot of clothes,” he says.

“I haggled,” El says with a shrug.

“Wheeler are you under there somewhere?”

“Yes, sir,” he says.

“Uh huh,” the dresses are pulled out of his arms. He sighs loudly and El grabs his hand as Hopper shakes his head, pulling out his wallet. He hands her a few bills, “we don’t have hangers.”

El grabs the bills from him and yanks Mike out to go back to the yard sale.

[edwardamcullen]

okay what are your favorite edward moments from the books?

Edward and the lemonade bottle cap

Any reaction to people’s thoughts

“Stop it mom, you’re making me blush.”

“Do I … dazzle you?” Because he deadass didn’t know and thought it just for some reason did not work on Bella and his heart “swelled” when he found out he did dazzle her

any Mike Newton slander

his and Alice’s “both freaks” alliance. Like the time in Midnight Sun where Edward had to pretend Alice was telling the truth when she told Jasper he wasn’t going to do anything meanwhile Jasper was literally visualizing sucking the life out of this one student. “We had to stick together, Alice and I. It wasn’t easy, hearing voices or seeing visions of the future. Both freaks among those who were already freaks. We protected each other’s secrets.”

His and Alice’s siblingship in general. Seriously like any time one looked out for the other.

Every Boo Boo The Fool moment he had during Midnight Sun when he felt emotions and was like ??? what??? what is this??? am i.. FEELING??? is this… ENVY??/ ALL OVER… A HUMAN ???A HUMAN GIRL? SHE’S JUST A GIRL

“NO!” I shouted AKLSDJLKJDAJD BECAUSE HE SAW THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH BELLA THROUGH ALICE’S VISIONS…… WHY. IS. HE. LIKE. THIS. ……..

“Love her too?” I whispered, incredulous.

His what is she thinking now? and now? now what? now what’s she thinking?  little kid “are we there yet” kind of questions

I saw her life as I had before-college, career…love, marriage. I saw her on her father’s arm again, dressed in gauzy white, her face flushed with happiness as she moved to the sound of Wagner’s march. The pain was more than anything I’d felt before.

Could a dead, frozen heart break? It felt like mine would….. She was dreaming of me……Could a dead, frozen heart beat again? It felt like mine was about to.

Oh, and also, I’m wretchedly in love with you.

how generally nervous he was around her not just the fact that he thirsted for her but the fact that he didn’t know what he was doing bc…like i said….he has no idea what the fuck feelings are

Blood Type

How long have you been seventeen? A while. (FUCKING KING OF COMEDY)

“It doesn’t Matter? / does it MATTER?” etc. basically the entire freak out and his mental debate of whether she was mentally sound and how he could probably arrange for Carlisle to set her up with the best medical care

“We match!”

“isn’t it supposed to be like this? the glory of first love and all that?” :D

Edward cooking for Bella on prom day and using Charlie as his taste tester.

I guess it wasn’t a favorite moment but it was ??? cute?? his stupid little tantrum about how if Bella was at Mike’s place on her birthday the worse thing that would happen was them not finding a bandage

Edward anonymously setting up a scholarship for Bella

DUDE HE’S SO FUCKGIN CHEESY….. Before you bella…my life was like a moonless night

“Amazing! Carlisle was right!” what a nerd

Edward breaking a tv set then storming back in the room and roaring nO NO when bella’s dumbass said “Okay alice where do you want to do this?

“Isabella Marie Swan,” he whispered, the strangest expression crossing his face. He almost looked mad. “Do you believe that I asked the Volturi to kill me because I felt guilty?”

Edward trying to convince Bella he was lying about not loving her

“I just proposed to you and you think it’s a joke.”

He and Bella winning an Oscar for their acting performance in their “I got accepted there too” bit in front of Charlie

Edward coming up with an entire blockbuster movie plot where he and Bella would be the luckiest plane crash survivors in history while they’re taking notes

No Bella you look…sexy

“Did you run over someone’s cat?”

How he could quite literally kill Jacob when his stupid ass told her he’d rather she was dead

Another thing…I’ll be fighting for her too. I’m a quick learner Jacob I don’t make the same mistake twice and I’m here until she orders me away

That sounds about right…pup

I prefer brunettes!

The “You’ll always be my Bella” speech

The entire proposal…………he is so cute…..i wanna cry he was so happy

The way he got his feelings hurt when Bella didn’t want to put the ring on and how happy his little face got when he saw the ring on her…… i’m crying

he told her to be nice before he proposed

Edward really took a crying bella who pulled over on the side of the road crying into his arms and held her the entire night while she cried over Jacob Black can i fucking die. Can i fucking die right nOW.

Just how honest he was in that tent scene tbh. I would die for him idk if you know that yet but in case you didn’t.

This is probably just a me thing but any time he gets protective over Bella or his family etc it’s so hot laksjdlakjdas i’m SO SORRY

The telling Charlie about their engagement he was so chillin. Bella: stressing pulling her hair leg shaking at 100mph Edward: :D charlie :D i know i should’ve told you but …. i proposed! :D

Edward in general wanting to give Bella the world is so cute like he would buy anything for her but the fucking cARs… i hate him. No i don’t. He’s just so cute he’s so excited and willing to do anything for her.

“By the way, I love you” “That’s why we’re here”

Taking Bella’s garter off with his teeth winking at Bella then throwing it at Mike Newton’s face

Edward’s entire reaction every time Jacob had any thoughts. Like the time Jacob was like they’re probably all fighting not to rip away the cup from bella’s hands and edward rolled his eyes. Or Jacob would be like “he owes me” and edward would mouth “I do.” Or jacob would fall into this self-pity i need love mood and edward tossed him his keys and told him to get out

Edward’s absolute love and pure JOY when he hears Renesmee’s thoughts for the first time

After the birth Edward ordering Jacob away after he clearly gave up and was over it and Edward refusing to give up on Bella

EDWARD’S LITERAL DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN HE COULDN’T HEAR BELLA’S THOUGHTS WHEN SHE “WOKE UP” poor baby he actually thought. what kind of boo boo the fool. 

Vampire Bella:                               Edward: oh my god. Incredible. You’re amazing. (what  a NERD)

Edward’s happy little voice every time he talked about Renesmee

“No I don’t care if you bite Jacob”

Just his overall protectiveness for his family. I’ve already talked about this but!!!!!!!!!

Him defending Alice always whether it be to Sam or wanting to rip Demitri to shreds specifically for her

Edward giving Renesmee a fucking ipod

“Caius you idiot the sun is out how are these children of the damn MOON”-an actual quote by Edward Anthony Masen Cullen

HE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET INTO BELLA’S MIND MY LITTLE BABY IT’S ALL HE’S WANTED IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING BIRTHDAY PRESENT OR SOMETHING. I feel like on his birthdays Bella is just like ok. For your present you’ll get my mind I’ll lift my shield today. He was just so excited so happy he told her to do it again

Edward loves. A lot. He loves so much oh my god. I wanna die.

maybe i should’ve just linked you to the edward cullen quotes good reads page. or like your nearest barnes and noble and the YA section where you can find the entire series because I can assure you everything he’s ever done is so cherished in my world. i’d die for him idk if you’ve picked up on that

[ccborrega]

Right so I summoned some patience to watch at least a part of the second hobbit movie and

WHy are the dwarves such jerks. Srsly, in the book weren’t angels, but they weren’t dickholes. They try to build them out to be some sort of epic heroes and they’re legit the most whinny and thankless pack of manbabies ever except oooooh they can fight, so I guess that makes it OK. At risk of sounding like the feminist I am, if they were women we’d have a lot of people talking about how useless and whinny they are. But noooo. They’re guys, and the most notorios of them are conventionally attractive, so we’re just gonna call it ‘Quirky’ and ‘Endearing’. At least in the book when they were being dicks, Bilbo or Gandalf would call them out for it and it’d be like ‘Crap he’s right, OK, let’s tone it down a little’ but here whenever Bilbo actually does speak up they have the gull to seem offended. If glares were knives he would have been dead ten times over in that one scene where he tells them he knows Bard’s name because he ASKED. Like...dammit Thorin! I know even your book self was very snobbish and egocentric, but at least the book knew how to paint it as ridiculous as it is! Here I’m supposed to actually buy your superiority even though most of the time you’re on screen I wanna kick you in the nads. The result is that where bad things happen to these characters and you’re supposed to feel bad for them, I’m like ‘Meh, bitch had it coming’. There are exceptions, of course, but in this case it just serves to make the fact that the other guys are jerks even more obvious.

 And Bard, omg, Bard. The guy from the original book who seemingly was the only one who had common sense? And was described as ‘Severe’ in the midst of people who refused to see the possible downsides to their support of Thorin’s campaign and therefore dubbed by them as a ‘Partypooper’? Here he is yet ANOTHER brooding beardy heroic guy. And granted, Tolkien does describe him sort of like that sort of guy, but in a film that is filled with so many Prince Zuko brand of brooding characters, all of them more or less on the same flavor of ANGST...it feels like a human Thorin. It could have been interesting had the parallel been handled well,or addressed at all. But no.

Then there’s the elf OC. I tried not to mind her as much because one of the versions I’ve heard for her existing is ‘Jackson realized this was kind of a sausage fest so he had to put a female character there’. But. Nah, man, it was pure ‘We need romance’ bullshit, and it really does bother me. Oh no, wait, she also serves the purpose of showing how much of a dick Legolas’s dad is. ‘cause locking people up for approaching a party when they’re lost and starving in the woods isn’t clear enough on that matter. Again, Tolkien makes a point on telling you the elf king might be kind of a jerk but is not a bad guy. He makes brash and unkind choices, as anyone does, but that doesn’t make him evil or anything. NOPE. Here we get a faaaabulous asshole that kinda makes you wonder how Legolas is open-minded enough to be in a relationship-which-i-can-never-figure-whether-it’s-romantic-or-not with a dwarf and be ride-or-die from the very start with Aragorn. Was his mom the middle earth variety of hippie or something? Anyway, the girl’s participation (I can’t for the life of me remember her goddamn name I’m sorry) is pretty much just a token girl warrior with a dash of forbidden love tropes for shock value. And you know anytime something is pushed into a story for mere shock value, chaaaaances are the story ain’t that good to begin with.

Speaking of romance, I can see why tumblr went crazy with the ‘Thorin and Bilbo are boyfriends’, seeing how people here love unbalanced power dynamics so much. Thorin not ONCE stops being the over-glorified piece of dickwaddle he is, not once does he step down from his high horse to Bilbo’s level. Hell, I see a more ground level relationship with Balin, but none of you are jumping on that wagon because Balin is old and old people are gross I guess, what you want is kawaiikawaii boilove YAOI or whatever the fuck you kids are calling your gross fetish version of gay people now. Thorin is just so superior to everyone that I just can’t see him being boyfriends with anyone. And tbh if it did happen I’d be like ‘Dump his ass, baby, you deserve better’. HE IS JUST SO INSUFFERABLY HIGH AND MIGHTY UGH! and what little redeeming qualities he has are quickly and easily over-shadowed by his default moodiness and arrogance! Honest to God if I you met a guy like this in real life you wouldn’t be able to put up with him for more than a day! It’s the exact kinda guy we all stayed away from on high school because he took offense in the strangest things and acted like he was better than everyone else while at the same time moaning about how he’s an outcast and no one understands him. IT’S AWFUL.

Look, someday I’m gonna buy like two liters of pulque, get drunk, and actually watch the entirety of the latter two films from beginning to end just so I can know if they’re not as bad as they seem (Though BeneDICK CUNTberbatch kinda makes me want to never ever do it) but today wasn’t that day. I was five minutes in and I was already clawing at my face. Goddammit.

[benjaminkrennic]

Danny Rayburn x OC - Love at First Sight, Ch1 - Waiting For You

I don’t think it’d be right calling this a (x reader) fic because I know there is too much of me in this character. Either way, I hope you guys will enjoy it. Also, practically none of this is based off cannon, except Danny’s tragic past, but at least here he can be happy. Also, please forgive my grammar and formatting I know it’s not perfect. Anyway... here you go...

Warning - smut

My family hadn’t been here very long, three months maybe, but they’d gotten close with the Rayburn family as I had. It was hard not to like them, overall they were good people. We got together with them a lot and today was no exception. It’s the Fourth of July and we were invited by the Rayburn’s to go over to the inn for a celebration but there was a new member of the family there, Danny Rayburn. With his windblown hair and crystal blue eyes…Well, as soon as I saw him I swear I fucking fell in love. He’d noticed my gaze and smiled and that’s when I knew I was in deep; that this man, over twice my age, that if I didn’t get a taste of him I’d go insane.

When the two of us talked I managed to contain myself, and we talked a lot. In the back of my mind I was hoping it was because he wanted to bang me but in reality I knew it was because we were drawn to each other because we were both outcasts…

When Danny left my side for a while I talked to my family and, no surprise, they pissed me off and I quickly stormed out of there.

“Where you going?” Danny asks from the porch smoking a cigarette.

“I don’t know, away.”

“Wanna go see the fireworks with me?”

“Fireworks?” my eyes move up to meet his.

“They didn’t tell you?” he shakes his head, “Well, they’re magnificent really, they are.”

“Of course I’ll go,” I say without a second thought.

“Fantastic,” he says throwing his cigarette on the concrete, “We’ll take my truck I know the best spot.”

On the way there all I kept thinking to myself was how this isn’t a good idea, being alone with him. That I might do something stupid and screw everything up.

           As we watch the fireworks we sit next to each other yet apart despite my every desire to rest my head on his shoulder. Then the strangest thing happens. There’s a firework in the shape of a heart and immediately we both look at each other. What I see in his eyes is a raging desire unlike anything I’ve ever seen before and without thinking I quickly go in for a kiss. When I pull back Danny looks shocked and confused so I blurt out an, “I’m sorry, I-” only to be cut off with another kiss, a rough, demanding kiss.

Soon, the only time our lips are apart is when we need to take a breath. There was so much raw passion flowing though us that I wasn’t surprised when I was pulled on top of his lap. My hand caressing his cheek as his explore my body.

When he pulls back from our last kiss under the booming fireworks he asks, “Would you like it if we take this back to your place?” I can’t seem to speak so I just quickly nod and he gives a crooked smirk before picking me up and placing me in the truck.

Once he starts driving his hand goes into my pants. Danny takes his eyes off the road to see my reaction. Once he sees my flushed face he gives a devilish smirk which stays there the whole time. He’s enjoying playing with me, making me a complete mess, but of course I’m enjoying this too, perhaps a little more then I should.

When we’re in the bedroom we waste no time getting undressed. Danny’s soon standing naked in front of me and I look him over. He’s kept in pretty good shape, definitely hotter than I thought he’d be… Fuck, he has a large cock…

My face must show my shock because Danny teases, “Think you can handle it sweetheart?” with a smirk. I bite my lip and nod, still looking at it until he presses his naked body on mine, his hands gently cupping my ass. “Tell me what you want baby,” he whispers in between kisses, “I won’t do it unless you tell me.”

Only he could ask for consent and sound so sexy...and I was done waiting so I growl, “I want you to fuck me.”

“That’s my girl…” he coos, looking so damn fine before I’m placed on the bed and he’s climbing over me. With one swift movement he’s completely inside me and stretching me out. I can’t help but let out a loud moan. “Beautiful…” he growls before he starts to thrust. As he does his eyes wander but he doesn’t hide his face like I do when our gazes meet. My head is tilted to the side when he, still thrusting, moves his hand up to my face guiding it back up to see his crystal blue eyes. “I want to see that beautiful face of yours when I make you come…”

My face instantly flushes read, he smirks and whispers between breaths, “You are something special…” My eyes were on his the second before the first surge of pleasure hit me. When my eyes return to him there was a handsome smile across his face as I lay beneath him panting. Danny was starting to pull out but I quickly wrapped my legs back around him and pulled his cock back in allowing him to come inside me. As he did he let out the most beautiful moan I’ve ever heard.

Danny lies down beside me and turns his sweet face towards mine and asks, “Where have you been all my life?”

“Waiting for you.”

 When I wake up and see that he’s gone it’s a little depressing but I’m hoping he just went to go work at the inn so that’s where I go. When I walk in Kevin’s there and he always has something to say. “You know your car’s still here.”

“Yea, I know.”

“So who’d you go home with last night?” I let out a sigh of relief when I spot Danny tending to the sand. Kevin leans over to see what it was about and practically yells, “No way! You slept with Danny!”

I quickly shush him, “Nobody knows about this ok?”

“Yea, sure.”

I dismiss him and head over to Danny; he stops what he’s doing and comes over to me. “Please tell me this is more than a one night stand…” I beg.

“I want it to be more…” he softly says looking down at the sand in shyness.

“But?”

“But it’s completely up to you.” I think some part of him believed just one night was all he was going to get.

I place my hand on his cheek feeling some need to comfort him and give him a soft kiss, “I want to be with you forever.”

“Forever?” he asks picking me up, my legs wrapping around his torso, his arms around his waist.

“Yes, forever.” I smile, he returns the favor, captivating me with his, the most pure and happy smile I’ve ever seen, before he kisses me again. Soon we’re on the sand, he’s on top of me and we’re making out.

“Danny.” Kevin accuses, interrupting us, “Mom’s on her way down.”

Danny sighs before getting up and offering me a hand which I brush away. He however insists on helping brush the sand off me. Kevin rolls his eyes and walks away as that’s happening.

“Danny,” I say in a serious tone, grabbing his biceps and holding his gaze, “No one can know about this ok? It’s not because I’m embarrassed of you or anything so don’t even go there, I just don’t need to take anymore shit from my family ok?”

“Alright…” he sighs, disappointed.

 “Mason?” we hear from a far, “What’re you doing here so early?” Mama Ray asks approaching us, “You should stay for breakfast if you don’t have anywhere else to be.”

“Sure, I’d love to.”

“Well come on in, it’s almost ready.” And so the four of us sit at the table together. “Why’d you leave the party so early honey?”

“I got into a fight with one of my family members again.”

“That’s a shame dear. I’d stop inviting them if my husband didn’t insist on it.”

“When did you move here with them?” Danny asks.

“Oh, that’s right, Danny doesn’t know, you met my oldest son Danny right?”

“Yea, we talked at the party last night.”

“You did more than that…” Kevin teases under his breath.

“That’s good…” she says completely oblivious.

“And I didn’t even move here with them. I moved down here about a year ago to get away from them after my book deal came through. But then they, of course, decided they should move here too.”

“Book deal?” Danny questions a little surprised.

“Yea,” Mama Ray says, “She’s an amazing author.”

“You’re reading my book?”

“Yea, I wasn’t gonna tell you ‘till I was all done but that didn’t work. Oh, and I’ve been meaning to ask you, you know about that issue with room 12?”

“Yea.”

“Well, it’s worse than we thought, would you mind taking a look at it?”

“Of course I can.”

“Before you ask,” Kevin says leaning over to Danny, “yes, she works here.” I quickly go check on the a/c unit in 12 hoping and praying that Kevin won’t tell Danny anything I don’t want him to know while I’m gone.

“I can definitely fix it,” I declare walking back in, “but I’ll have to go pick up some new parts, might take a day or two.”

She lets out a sigh of relief, “What would I do without you?”

           After breakfast Danny and I head out to the beach to talk. “So, you’re pretty close with my family?”

“Yea, they helped me settle in here. I like them, well except your dad…Is it weird that I’m close with your family?”

“Not particularly.”

“That’s good.”

“So what’d ya say we pick up where we left off earlier?”

I stop walking and let out a very concerned, “Not here right?”

“No, we’ll take the boat.”

“That won’t be…”

“Suspicious? No, we can just say we were out trying to catch some fish.”

“But then don’t we actually have to catch some fish?”

“Nah, we’ll just buy some at the market and pretend we caught them.”

That makes me smile, “Ok then, let’s go.”

                                          TO BE CONTINUED