#and the sheer OUTRAGE when she called me to find out how long it'd been there 😂

[amour-de-tous]

My sister used to burst into a room like Kramer on Seinfeld. All. The. Time. Scared the BEJEEZUS out of me every time.

We used to crouch in the darkened hallway or the bathtub for a truly absurd amount of time waiting for the other to come out of a room or into the bathroom and then loudly make our presence known while jumping up from said crouch.

One time I waited for over an hour for her to come to bed just so when she went up her bunk bed ladder I could unflatten myself from her blankets and literally go "MWA HAHA" like a cartoon villain.

I’m right and I should say it