#and the mashed potatoes and the corn and the peas and the smores pie
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demontouched · 1 year ago
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me, desperately trying to give my friends the love they deserve: i have a turkey! you can come to my house! where it is warm! and eat the entire thanksgiving dinner i'm making specifically for you!
my friends, who have big girl jobs: ooh, sorry, i have work that day... no can't do saturday either. nope not sunday....
the turkey i have marinating in my refrigerator: so... do i go bad now?
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