#and the little demon tore it apart like the mesh netting on a sack of clementines

[deadmomjokes]

I've legit never seen one so pristine. They're usually shredded and patched in mismatched colors because no cat you use that thing on is ever that chill about it. It's gentle, yes, but the occupants are NOT. You use the Hug Time Naughty Cat Sack on the Spicy Bois who will rip your eyeballs out if you approach them with the kevlar gloves. You don't use it as shown, with casual, unhurried dawdling and precision. You wield that sucker with unearthly speed and reckless abandon because if you're late by even one milisecond, you get to write an incident report with whichever body part isn't bleeding. You must channel the spirit of the Pelican and snorpf your prey (rage-filled feral cat) into your beak (Easy Nabber) before it realizes it can out-maneuver you.

Also, worth noting: they're not built for use on raccoons. :) :) :)

get panini pressed, idiot