#and the kid (lan fang) is in the back seat wailing about how much he loves a-lan and how she is putting herself in DANGER all the time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

stiltonbasket · 1 year ago

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Lan-jiejie, drunk off a sip of wine and ranting to her friends at 2 am: my didi is a dumbass? He's had a crush on this girl for 15 years, and he keeps getting into fights with her? why can't he get his act together and confess? except he tried to and it got worse? ٩(//̀Д/́/)۶

Lan-jiejie, hearing that her didi finally got engaged to the girl of his dreams:

Lan-jiejie two seconds later, finding out that said engagement is the result of a perilous quest, a secret relationship, and will now be the precursor to a shotgun wedding:

#asks #she's that meme where the mom is screaming “why can't you be normal?”#and the kid (lan fang) is in the back seat wailing about how much he loves a-lan and how she is putting herself in DANGER all the time #or how much she must hate him after their latest misunderstanding #it's a toss-up really #they finally get engaged and lan-jiejie thinks her troubles are over but NO #now hanguang-jun is shooting her didi death glares while pointedly building an adorable crib #and angrily quizzing him on his daily habits and reprimanding him for not eating well #meanwhile a-lan had no idea about any of this while it was going on #she was (and is) living a very peaceful life

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