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Twice Series
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Bunny In Hawaii
Chapter 245
1460 Words
(A trip to Hawaii with Nayeon for Cosmopolitan Korea and a unexpected surprise.)
It’s been a busy few weeks; the year ended with celebrating Sana’s and Jisoo’s birthdays as well as the New Year.
Currently, you and Nayeon unpack your suitcases after arriving in Hawaii a few hours earlier. Your visit to the island is for professional purposes, but decide to extend the trip a bit so you and Nayeon can spend some time together.
Nayeon was excited to return to the island after being selected for the cover of March’s Cosmopolitan Korea Magazine. She wasn’t expecting to return so quickly after being here with you and the members.
The two of you decided to place most schedules for the first two days early, leaving a day or two to spend some time together.
The first day went as expected, going around the city and doing photoshoots. Nayeon knew it would be an exhausting day but pushed through at the idea of spending time with you.
Luckily, the second day ended earlier than expected, and the two of you could enjoy a nice dinner and a sunset walk down the beach.
You both return to the hotel, with Nayeon walking to the refrigerator and grabbing a bottle of wine and a set of glasses. “Have a drink with me,” she says as she hands you the bottle.
“You sure you want to drink? I thought you were tired.”
”Just a glass, it won't hurt.”
”Alright,” she says as you open the bottle and pour a drink for the both of you.
What was meant to be a glass ended up with an empty bottle as Nayeon wanted to enjoy the last day of work before your mini vacation.
A flushed Nayeon puts her glass on the table and climbs onto your lap, “We… we finally have your time alone together…” She kisses your neck and undoes your collar, “I want you real bad.”
You slide your hand up her dress and grab a handful of her thick thighs, “is this what you want?”
”Yes… that’s it.”
You continue to grab her meaty thighs, enjoying the feel of her warm and smooth skin. You can feel her hot breath on your neck, her hands on your chest as she slowly rides you.
Nayeon yelps when you lift her and carry her onto the bed. She lifts her dress and tosses it to the couch when you suddenly toss her. She bites her lip as she watches you take off your pants.
”Come here.”
The two make out, with Nayeon making her way on top of you. She undoes her bra, revealing her perky tits. “Perfect.”
You cup her tits, giving them a massage. Nayeon moans as she feels your strong hands around her tits. She rides you, grinding her panties against your waking bulge. Little by little, she can feel your bulge getting larger, pressing against her warm cunt. She looks down and sees your cock, now hardened, its outline completely visible.
You slightly lift Nayeon, seeing a visible outline and press your finger against the cloth of panties. Her panties become damp, a visible spot. With your finger, you slightly move her panties to the side, revealing a thick amount of nectar.
“Fuck… you’re this wet?”
Nayeon puts her finger on your lip, “Shh…” She grabs your cock and aligns it to her entrance. Slowly, you can feel the tip of your cock rub against her folds. You bite your lip and see as she lowers her body, penetrating herself with your cock.
You can feel Nayeon taking you in nicely, her walls covering your cock in a thick coat of nectar. She places her hands on your chest, her ass on your core as she slowly begins to ride you.
“Hmm… just like that. Feels so good.”
You watch as Nayeon’s body shivers, her walls clamping around your cock. Her moans become louder as she feels your cock reaching her deepest parts. Nayeon can feel herself becoming addicted to your cock, missing this feeling.
“Fuck me, baby, make me feel good.”
That’s the only thing you need to hear as you turn her over. Nayeon gasps as you lift her legs against her chest. You slap your cock against her cunt, causing her folds to jiggle. She bites her lip, enjoying the slight tease.
“Put it in, I want you…”
You slowly press your cock and groan as Nayeon’s cunt takes you in. “Oh fuck, so tight.”
Nayeon grabs her small tits, massaging them, “Ahh, ahh, it feels so good. Inside baby.”
With your cock hitting her womb, you begin to thrust slowly. Nayeon extends her arms and grabs your cheeks, bringing you in for a kiss. The two of you make out, your tongues exploring each other’s mouths as if your life depended on it.
Time passes, and the two of you are steaming hot, sweating from your make-out session. You work your way down towards her chest, taking her nipple into your mouth and your hand on her other breast. Nayeon moans loudly as you suckle on her tit; it feels weird, but she doesn’t hate it. Instead, she finds it pleasant and imagines herself in the future.
She continues watching you and wraps her arms around your head, “You enjoy sucking on tits, huh.”
Lifting your head you reply, “of course, I enjoy sucking on noona’s tits.” Nayeon shoves your head down and grabs you, fighting, “Don’t call me Noona; I don’t like that!”
”I like it.”
”I don’t, it's weird.”
”Why? Don’t like the fact that a younger guy is fucking you?”
”It’s just strange.”
”So? I like that you’re older than me. That’s one of the reasons why I fell for you back then.”
”Really?”
Yes. Let me prove it to you.”
You pull away and pick Nayeon up in a stand-and-carry position. With her legs wrapped around your waist, you begin to bounce her on your cock. She puts her arms around your neck and her face on your shoulder.
She closes her eyes, feeling your hardened cock hitting the back of her womb. “Fuck...”
With Nayeon’s head on your shoulder, you say, “Does it feel good?” There’s no response from Nayeon; only feel her nodding head. “Don’t get all shy, tell me.”
“Good… harder…”
Nayeon holds you tighter as you increase the pace, her hot breath on your neck.
“I’m… I’m cumming… hold me…”
You harden your thrust and tighten your hold on her waist. You can feel Nayeon’s walls grip you tighter, her body trembling.
Out of nowhere, you feel a sudden gush, her fluids trying to escape. Nayeon spasms, her back arching as her cum runs down your pelvis. You let her ride her orgasm, but before she could finish, you pull out and immediately slam your cock back inside.
“Fuck!!!”
Nayeon yells, throwing profanities as she feels your cock hit her womb.
“I’m going to cum inside you!”
Her eyes roll back as she feels your load fill her womb. You feel your essence draining and slightly lose balance, causing you to walk back towards the bed, tossing her.
Nayeon crashes onto the bed, breathing heavy, with no energy to move. You move her leg to the side, seeing your thick cum oozing slowly out of her cunt.
You grab your cock once more, jerking it before aligning yourself to her entrance. Nayeon turns her head to face you and slowly extends her arms, welcoming you.
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The two of you go at it for another two rounds until both of you fall asleep from exhaustion.
You both spend the trip sightseeing, enjoying your time together, and taking pictures of your favorite moments.
———-
On the other side of the world, the members wake up to a free day. Chaeyoung is the first one to get up and make herself some breakfast. She decides to make one of her unique creations and grabs random ingredients.
One by one, the members head downstairs and see a happy Chaeyoung making herself breakfast.
As the last two members walk towards the kitchen, they catch a whiff of Chaeyoung’s food, causing them to gag immediately and run to the nearest restroom.
“Does it smell that bad?”
Jihyo replies, “No, not at all. Doesn’t look appetizing, though, but doesn’t smell bad.”
They hear as the two members continue to gag and walk to see if they’re okay. They see them wiping their mouth with a towelette as they open the door.
“You two okay?” asks Jihyo.
The two of them nod, with one saying that they’ve been extra sensitive these past few days.
Jihyo looks at Jeongyeon, a gaze that Jeongyeon immediately understands, and says, “Fuck, not again…”
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muah~
want me to make it worse? this normal AU would definitely consist of:
nasty "stop following me" "but you're obsessed with me too" "i hate you" "fuuuck, say it again" denial sex either in your workplace where rafayel definitely didn't stalk to find you and/or at the bathroom of his art exhibit
as in the post, paparazzi following the two of you and swarming the outside of rafayel's ferrari thank god for tinted windows as you see the flashes go off while riding raf in the driver's seat
after you lose a bet he'd definitely make you wear a vibrator and a lingerie set he picked out under a gorgeous dress obviously of his choosing too. the catch? raf is sooo much more turned on at this then you are, so while you're subtly losing your mind at the low setting of the vibrator rafayel has a very, very obvious erection watching you in the middle of his exhibit.
and when you scold him for making it so obvious? straight to a storage closet or bathroom.
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FUCK I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS- but one of your hookups would definitely be in a fancy ass hotel and you'd be getting busy in the morning only to be walked in on by room service delivering breakfast
There's a "breakfast in bed" joke somewhere there...
Raf also has a lot of piercings in this AU, at least nine on the ears and a tongue piercing too. I'm debating an eyebrow/lip? He seems like he would on a whim/if he got drunk enough while out on vacation somewhere completely random.
First ask, kinda nervous - but let's go (I found your blog yesterday, and I already became a fan✨️)
I saw you like love and deepspace, do you have a headcanon about one of the characters?
I swear, before the new update (that they put a period calendar), one of my biggest headcanons was that Zayne has a period app in his cellphone because of the MC. So he knows when she is moody because of the period, then he gives her a lot of sweets and hugs and cuddles ❤️
rafayel headcanons
♱⋅── Don't be nervous, love~ That's such a sweet headcanon for Zayne, I definitely can see it happening as well! If you've been following my blog then you already know I'm obsessed with a certain fishie, so here are some (a lot) of headcanons I have for him~
general headcanons:
If this were a normal!AU I definitely headcanon Rafayel being younger than the MC (she'd be 27, a full-time bodyguard and he'd be 24 but a famous art protegee since 15), but Rafayel insists he's the older one to everyone you meet. It drives you insane.
He canonically has a Mercedes Benz AMG Gran Turismo and Ferrari 250GT, but I think he has at least three sports cars.
It's not a symbol of wealth to him because, honestly, Rafayel simply doesn't check the price tags on anything-- if it's a beautifully designed car, suit, jewelry, or painting, he buys it without another thought.
And vice versa. If an expensive label offers to sponsor him but he hates the designer he'll refuse no matter what the pay is.
Also suuuch a niche thought but I can so see normal!AU Raf and you first hooking up in a club or bar. You disappear the morning after mind-blowing sex, and Rafayel can't get you out of his head-- but he doesn't even know your name.
He makes paintings of hidden freckles on your body, of your blurry figure dancing in the dress you wore that night, of colors and swirls that remind him of your touch. The media goes crazy over this mystery woman who's taken over the famous artist's heart.
He has no reservations about calling you his muse and within hours the press is abuzz with speculation on this mystery person who has captured the artist's heart.
"Love? Yes, I'm in love with her."
You, on the other hand, are mortified. You try to forget about him and move on but cue a series of further coincidences and shenanigans that tie you and Rafayel closer and closer together.
Also, he would fuck you in the passenger seat of his sportscar while the paparazzi are swarming outside.
And since it's a cold January, of course Rafayel would use any excuse to whisk you away somewhere warmer:
Rafayel would love taking you on vacation to different islands.
Beautiful secluded villas on the ocean with no one around to disturb the two of you as you spend your days lounging around the open-air rooms, Rafayel’s paintings strewn about the entire villa, splashing it with more color anytime you're not walking along the beach, cooking something together, swimming in the ocean at sunset, or fucking on every possible surface.
On days the two of you would want to go into civilization, he'd take you to lively local bars and restaurants, and as soon as reggae music starts playing you best believe he's tugging you up to dance. Especially if he has a drink or three in his system.
Laughing, one arm laces around your waist as the other spins you around. Rafayel chases away any sort of anxiety or awkwardness you might initially feel just by how happy and natural this seems for him. You're the only person he cares about, so what does it matter if no one else is dancing? Or if a dozen other couples are doing the same? As long as you're in his arms, happy, Rafayel couldn't care less.
He's a damn fine dancer too. Being a swimmer and all he has to have good control of his body, and we all saw him be a natural center during that lnds dance show lmao.
You best believe you're also fucking nasty in the sand.
Disguised as a cute dinner date, he blindfolds you and leads you to a hidden cover decorated with string lights, a candle-lit dinner on a picnic blanket waiting for you, which he spent all day preparing while feigning fighting art block.
It’s romantic and sweet, the way Rafayel expects praise for all his hard work and the way you’re more than happy to shower him with it. You feed each other as the sun sets behind the ocean’s horizon, yet you can’t even get to dessert before kissing him senseless.
"Wow, someone's excited."
"Shut up and kiss me."
Rafayel's smug grin is swallowed up by your lips, and he barely has the sense to shove aside plates of food before pulling you down atop him on the blanket.
You're grinding on each other like lovesick teens, moaning and giggling between yourselves before you pepper kisses down Rafayel's neck as you thank him for everything— for planning this wonderful vacation, for setting up this romantic diner, for being yours.
And being called yours? Being lovingly, irreversibly claimed?
That does things to Rafayel.
"Ya, I'm all yours cutie, my muse, my sweet darling." Rafayel smiles up at you, all lovesick and covered in the deep red of your lipstick from his cheeks to the jut of his collarbone. "Yours."
He flips the both of you around, swallowing your yelp with a kiss and cushioning your head with his hand as it hits the sand. Hooking your leg onto his shoulder, Rafayel kisses your ankle, calf, up to your knee, watching your expression twist with desire as his other hand teases your inner thigh.
I'm yours, I'm yours, I'm yours. It's a promise, a prayer whispered into your skin between love bites, between suckles of your skin that taste like seasalt and desire.
When Rafayel does finally kiss your cunt, it's light, teasing, and he admires the pretty lace, bunching up your dress just enough to still hold eye contact over the folds as he sucks your swollen clit through the fabric.
One of your hands tugs against his hair, Rafayel moaning at the sudden pressure as you bring the other up to stifle your cries.
"No, no, please don't do that," he whines, nuzzling into your thigh, looking up at you with puppy eyes before roughly fucking two fingers into your weeping cunt. "Wanna hear you, my little siren. My heart."
Greedy. Rafayel is greedy for everything you give him, taking your hand from your mouth and gently kissing your knuckles as every precise curl and thrust of his hand makes you moan and writhe against the sand. Each sound you make a melody, each cry of his name intoxicating.
It's not long before Rafayel goes back to eating you out, unable to keep his mouth off you for long, holding eye contact as he makes out with your cunt, wet, sloppy sounds in between his pussydrunk moans and the distant roar of the ocean.
Only when you cum for the third time, desperately tugging his hair between pleas for mercy, does Rafayel relent with a whine.
Placing one last kiss on your swollen clit, his dazed smile meets yours, the dark pink blush covering his face matching the hearts in his eyes. Your lipstick stains are still visible, branding your kisses into his high cheekbones, neck, and sweat-slick chest. Shit, even his undoubtedly expensive shirt is stained around the collar.
But the marks around his lips and down his jaw are all smudged by your release, marring Rafayel's pale skin with a dark red, dripping down his throat as he swallows the taste of you once more. And when you meet his eyes again, you realize he's far from done.
"Say I'm yours. Say I'm yours again."
#hehe#𝖕𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖔𝖚𝖘 thoughts#lads rafayel#rafayel love and deepspace#love and deepspace rafayel#rafayel x reader#rafayel
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What about the ring? It was on full display in her recent video about the SAG awards. I feel like if they really want to squelch the shipping then Nic would remove the ring? That’s what’s keeping me on the ship among other things. She moved it from “in a relationship” on her right hand to “engaged or married” on her left hand in October. If the ring does not signify a relationship with Luke then it is either just a nice piece of jewelry she likes to wear or there is someone else? Which makes no sense to me. They give us crumbs/clues then do things to make us question everything. It’s a bit annoying. Lots of games.
hey Anon,
I wanna teach you something that I do a lot when I'm confused or I'm upset with someone I have this really good habit of putting myself into their shoes. So let's put ourselves into Luke or Nic shoes. You just landed this huge role after struggling for years. Your season comes up. You know that it's your time to shine. You know that this is a make it or break it moment in your career. So you put everything you have into these scenes. You give your best performance you've ever given in your life and you're doing it with one of your closest people that you cherish. Then you go on the world tour and you are touring with your best friend somebody that you love with all your heart. But that's another six months of your life that you've given to this role. You don't see your family you don't see your friends. You don't take a vacation. You have lived for your job but you do it because it's something that you love. Now you start feeling things for your costar. And you're getting all of this new attention from all these fans and you're very unsure on how to handle it. What do I do? Do I give in and tell them everything do I pull back and not tell them a thing? What's the correct amount of information that I should give? So as you're trying to figure out this newfound attention from thousands of fans you're also trying to understand what's going on in your personal life. You have to remember you you put on hold all these other relationships in your life relationship you put in your life. You haven't seen your family. You haven't seen your friends. And these were the people that were there for you when you had nothing. But remember you fell in love. You feel things for this for your costar that you've never felt before and you don't understand what those feelings are you're being told by professionals that It might be your characters feelings. And that you should take time apart, so you attempt to do that you bring one of your friends with you to the premiere. And then you get blasted by by everyone and they were ruthless. So you pull back you don't go online as much, you don't post as much. But you're still in love. You're still trying to understand your feelings. You take some vacations. You put some distance between you like the professionals have said. But you realize that you're in love and you're happy. Now your instant reaction as you wanna tell the world. You wanna scream from the mountain tops how much they mean to you. But then you have fans showing up at your hotel rooms. Peeking in your home windows, tearing apart every single little thing that you do. Then you realize as much as you love your fans you just want the privacy to figure out what you're feeling. You want to take a little bit of your life back because you realize that the more you give the more people want. So you got this new relationship and you wanna protect it. You have already experienced people tearing you apart and you don't want people to tear your person that you're in love with apart. But your still have those same feelings of wanting to shout it to the world. And then you realize that the more you talk, the more things slip your love for this other person is so big that it just comes out without you even realizing it. This is where they're at in my opinion. They have this newfound fame. They're in love and they don't know how to deal with it. This world, even though they were both known this world is very much new to them the amount of fame Nicola has is new. People followed her to the grocery store guys. She went to her local pub and got pap. Luke can't even go into a hotel without being pap. They have to be in disguise or stay home. So in my opinion I don't think they're playing games and the ring does matter. I think they're trying to figure it out and I feel as a fan we should give them a little grace. They're trying to decide how much to give us, and if the cost they have to pay is worth it.
note: we also have to keep in mind that they have a team of people that are telling them what to do. They're getting opinions from their friends. They're getting opinions from their family. They're getting opinions from their teams and then there's what they actually wanna do. It's hard to navigate all of that.
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For our 10th anniversary, my wife and I booked a trip to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico for a week. We stayed at an all inclusive hotel on the beach. My wife had spent the 7 months before our vacation getting into the best shape of her life. She specifically bought the skimpiest bikinis she could find to show off her hard work and the idea of everyone checking her out in her tiny g strings was driving me crazy.
Part of our hotel package was “an outdoor adventure”: scuba diving, parasailing, or a jungle tour. We settled on jungle tour, which consisted of us and a group of 12 other people taking a donkey ride up a mountain and then into the jungle to a waterfall where they filmed the movie Predator. Once there we hungout for a while and went swimming. My wife wearing a black one piece bathing suit thong cut really high on the sides that showed off her entire ass. Needless to say she was getting a lot of attention, especially from our guides. A group of them basically stared at her the entire time talking and laughing to each other. I don’t speak any Spanish, but my wife took 2 years in highschool and spent a summer in Spain after her senior year. I could tell from her expression she was listening intently, i asked her what they were saying and she said it was nothing.
Once we got back to the hotel my wife immediately wanted to have sex. She was beyond soaked as soon as we started. I asked her what got her so worked but she was too into it to talk. I decided to pry, “was it what our guides were talking about?” She said yes. I told her to tell me what they said. She admitted they had all been taking about her the whole time. How they wanted to fuck her up her big round ass. “And that got you hot huh? Thinking about how if you had been all alone with them how they would have grabbed you and ripped your bathing suit off and taken turns sticking their cocks in your mouth, your pussy, and especially up your ass!” She screamed out yes, and i took that as my signal and flipped her over on her stomach, got down behind her and put my tongue up her ass long enough to get it wet and then climbed on top of her and slowly slid my cock all the way up her tight back door. It had been years since we had done this but she had never been into it like this. I described in graphic detail how they would have all taken turns with the curvy gringo slut, pounding her fat ass and calling her a slut. She played with her clit furiously while i slowly fucked her in the ass until she encouraged me to go faster. Before long we both came. The rest of our trip we mostly just had anal sex and played out different scenarios where she was taken and punished by other people at our hotel that we noticed were checking her out. It was the hottest sex we had ever had.
Still to this day, if i am in the mood for her ass all i have to do is mention our old tour guides and she gets into. So thanks to those horny fellas for all the great fucking they inspired.
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I'm way too productive for a sunday wtf is happening
#i sent inquiries to DHL and the post#and the hotel I want to go to for vacation#and finally placed the order for the new furniture we want for the entrance#got a discount even. good that i waited so long lol#my stuff
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While I absolutely hate not posting, I'm also very glad Soli is on mini-july break because guess who has two thumbs and just spent the past two days in a migraine coma!? THIS GUYYyyowowwww.
#never been so glad that I'm not at any of the numerous events I put the comic on mini vacation for#being in a con hotel with a migraine is something i have experienced and never want to experience again#that was ax 2005#that was Pain#got lucky every other year I went and never got struck down again#except for the year I went a week early to stay with friends and got a migraine a few days before#but a friend's quiet couch is far better than a con hotel for that#anyway!! thanks to having a couple of new messages during my coma I remembered I had other messages I meant to answr WOOPS#I will poke those once my postdrome lets up a bit#I do hope everyone AT a con or on vacation is having a great time!! No migraines ok? I will take your migraine for you#or wait I guess it's no longer sunday#so people who WENT TO a con or are going to the upcoming ones#you better have good times or had good times!#WHAT DAY IS IT
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rip gudrid you would've loved iggy azalea and the rio de janeiro filter in 2014
#au where the entire thing takes place 1000 years later and it's all about them planning a vacation to LA#aint shit going on in northern europe anymore#my queen would've LOVED spring breakers too#vinland saga#peakland saga#gudrid vinland saga#gudrid my beloved#my shaylaaa#to this day i think fancy is peak music#i still know it by heart#when charli xcx said TRASH THE HOTEL LETS GET DRUNK AT THE MINIBAR MAKE THE PHONE CALL FEELS SO GOOD GETTING WHAT I WANT#i think something fundamentally shifted in me
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“say yes to things” they said “if nothing else you’ll get an interesting story” i feel the last shreds of my sanity being ripped from me as the trickster spirits of doing it for the plot play with me like a doll
#i’m never trying to be friendly to people again this is it no more fucking hell#on family vacation and one of the workers has declared he loves me and keeps coming up to both me and my family. constantly.#worker at the hotel we’re staying in i mean#now i’m trying to escape this man while also literally staying at his place of employment and not wanting to make it too awkward#he said he could give me recommendations of places to go so i gave him my number and he’s called me so many times. so. many. times.#i can’t even get into all of it but oh my goD#no more plots for me#dels endless rambles
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#this vacation was really mid#I’m glad I got myself out of the city#but this place really should be done in a day trip#the food didn’t blow me away but every meal even breakfast was $30+#I spent the whole time going in and out of shops which I guess is fun but I don’t get a sense of place#there wasn’t anything meaty except the art museum#which was great but it took an hour#this proves I really need to plan out vacations I guess#I’m still glad I did it. I got better sleep in that hotel than I have in months at home#and even tho my feet are destroyed the walking was good exercise I guess#I’m so ready to get home and not move for a while#honestly tho I respect the whole ‘reject chain stores’ ethos#but there is literally nowhere to go and just sit down inside without having to buy something#that’s one good thing about Starbucks and caffe Nero.#they’re exploitive chains but unfortunately aside from libraries they’re as close to third spaces as you can get#my desperate quest for somewhere to chill led me to a cafe that I thought was a coffee shop#but that apparently was next door#so I had another $25 meal cause I decided to just go w the flow#ugh#an hour to the ferry#I want to be home
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they’re on vacation :)
#rick and morty comics#morty smith#rick sanchez#tw blood#big dumb summer vacation#the hotel immortal#going to start posting some of my scs of the comics#bc i have too many and theyre flooding my camera roll#TAKE THEM I DONT WANT THEMM!!!
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watching csi miami rn and shauna yellowjackets' husband jeff is in there
#am in a hotel room and very bored#should go to bed soon since i have to wake up in 6h to catch my train but#don't want the entire vacation to be over#p
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"Since you just googled a cute name for this island, I'll literally just put the pressure of building an entire community on your shoulders."
Thanks Tom. Not like i play this game
TO FLEE FROM MY RESPONSIBILITIES!
#WHAT LOGIC IS THAT#animal crossing new horizons#Animal crossing#WHAT THE FUCK TOM NOOK#All i wanted was an vacation. Not a cult.#SIDES COULDN'T WE JUST GO TO A NOT DESERTED ISLAND?#When you said vacation getaway i imagined a hotel bar and pina colada. YOU DIDNT MENTION I HAVE TO BUILD THAT FIRST!#How to file lawsuit for false advertisement?
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Hugging someone when you weren't expecting it is so awkward.
#not in like a “eww gross i don't want to hug you” way#but like in a “i don't mind giving you a hug but I wasn't expecting you to offer a hug and now I've kinda forgotten how hugs work” way#one of my co-workers technically doesn't work at our hotel he works in another state but he travels sometimes to help out at other hotels#and he was out here for two weeks because one co-worker just left and they haven't hired her replacement yet#and another co-worker is on vacation so we're understaffed so they brought him out for a couple weeks#and he also was out here back in January#but anyway tomorrow is his last day and I'm off tomorrow so today was the last time I'll see him in who knows when if ever#since he's going back home so he gave me a hug before he left for the night#and like I'm going to miss him so I don't mind that he gave me a hug but like I wasn't expecting it#so it was like “oh you're holding your arms out for a hug... how do you hug people again? how do arms work?
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If you keep trying to use the ask game to get AfO simping I'm going to get meaner when I answer the other asks
#as in go to great lengths to twist it to technically be about a different au to be whatever i want to talk about#which naturally will not be simp related but also won't be what the og asker was hoping for so fhfjfjh#actually im posting this as i finish a lunch break and now i have to drive six hours to my hotel#so i won't be answering any soon the ones i scheduled to post earlier are all up#but uh. I'll get to them at my hotel tonight probably#gotta head home... summer vacation over....#ok going to get in my car now pls let there be good things in my inbox when i stop tonight
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While me and mom are at the dealership we gossip about how popular dad and sister are and how unfair it is because they just sit there and people are obsessed with them whereas me and mom have to play the stupid social chess bullshit
#my ramblings#well mom plays it more. I don’t care.#mom was saying how dad went on a vacation w her and her friends for the first time and now her friends are always inviting him to go with#but he doesn’t want to bc he’d rather not spend money on a hotel#if it’s free tho he’ll go
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Is my three year streak of not having COVID about to be broken? Let’s check back in 15 minutes
#on vacay#met my friends bf for the first time#and after we had been hanging out for like 3 hours he got a text that one of his friends that he hung out with the night before had covid#he left like not even 5 minutes later but#my friend (that I’m staying with btw) took a test this morning and tested positive#so I took a test and I’m waiting for the results#like I don’t want to cut my vacation short but if I test negative I’m leaving ya know?#she went to go get the tests by herself just to be safe and I packed in the meantime#so if I test negative I’ve already looked at hotels to stay at#this sucks y’all#my post
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