#and the hot cannibal elf lady who clutches the entire game by spec-op’s: the line’ing all enemies in sight
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tragedy that not even on the monsterfucker website is drakengard that popular
#i mean specifically 1. btw.#drakengard#nier#drakenier#dw all 30 of us drakengarders. stand proud#how to sell Drakengard 1 to people: there’s this funny game that’s really awful but also really great.#you play as this fucked up twisted little guy who is literally bound to his dommy dragon gf. never typing that sentence again#your best friend went through twink death and like that one direction song is insecure. your sister is into you. worst love triangle ever.#people you meet along the way include old man who could be taken out by the slightest gust of wind.#goofy blind dude who might just be the normalest fucker in the function.#silly child who should not be in that group.#and the hot cannibal elf lady who clutches the entire game by spec-op’s: the line’ing all enemies in sight#and your enemies include. fucked up child who listens to dua. and a 9/11 reference.
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