#and the fem mercs use female pronouns and he just goes with it

[dragonroilz]

meet the demowoman! out of all of my female mercs, she is the one who is the most like her male counterpart. the two of them even have the same... ocular difficulties. although hers is on the opposite eye.

interestingly enough, her cheerful, loud, drunk nature is actually a ruse. the demowoman is a spy for the scottish government. after they covered up demoman's slip up with the location of the loch ness monster, the scottish government wanted her to keep an eye on him to make sure that he doesnt mess up again.

however, a wrench was quickly thrown into the demowoman's plans when she met the team's actual spy for the first time. she quickly realised that the spy was actually her adopted child from many decades ago. but like all of the other families that the spy had been in, she had run away from the demowoman as well. all of these years later, the two were reunited with the spy not recognizing her. how could she after "losing an eye", a new haircut, and different personality?

demowoman therefore has a decision to make. rat out the other demoman and destroy the team's composition while possibly revealing her identity to spy, which is something she doesnt want to do. or, she can remain quiet and spend more time with her adoptive daughter, even if its under disguise.

[mxabankzz5]

American Dream

paring: wolverine!logan howlet x f!mutant!reader

Chapter 1 (Preview)

summary: Y/n, a high level mutant and vital member of the Avengers is left bewildered when another Wade Wilson, from outside her timeline, pleads for her help in his mission to save his dying world. Even more shocked when the merc reveals their other crucial ally to be a man she thought to have left in her past.

warnings: 16+, Fem!Reader, AFAB Reader, Use of Y/N, Her Avenger name is American Dream (Inspired by the comic hero), She/her pronouns, Swearing, Angst, Heavy Violence, Deadpool (he's his own warning), Fluff, Possible Smut, Slow Burn, TVA

a/n: Heyyy I thought I’d try writing on tumblr, I already do write for some people but i’ve never written for anyone in the MCU soo im kinda excited (this is my first time especially writing for logan so plsss bare with me if anything is out of character or incorrect😓) This is just a preview/ snippet to see if you guys would like me to post a story like this soo lmk if you enjoy it!

. . . Earth 982 . . .

“Y/n! Wait.. oh my god are you-“ Wade gawked at her outfit. It was almost Identical to Steve Rodger’s suit, from the star on her chest to the red boots that adorned her feet. Even her helmet was identical, except for an open area in the back to let her long soft curls run down her back. Her tactical suit was neatly polished and had a bit of a shine to the red white a blue leather. This was definitely different from the other Y/n’s he’s visited.

“No Wade, I’m not captain America.”

“Oh my god! You know me?!”

“Yes wade, this is your 5th time trying to audition for the team of course I know you…”

“But wait.. if you’re not some type of female version of Cap then where is he? Is he alive here??”

Y/n gave him a confused look.

“What do you mean, of course he’s alive. He just got off the phone with you yesterday he told me he rejected you from joining...what the hell are you doing here wilson?” She reached to pick up the phone on her desk, possibly calling security.

“Woah Woah calm down! I’m just shocked by the preppy, all-American sweetheart look, in every other timeline you’re always some kind of badass ‘anti-hero’. Ugh you and Logan would be perfect for each other.”

Wade almost didn’t catch the quick falter in her stance at the mention of the Wolverine but ignored it.

“Anyways sweetpea, I didn’t come here to audition, I came here for you.”

Her eyebrows raised in confusion and a bit of amusement.

“I’m flattered wilson but-“

“No! No! Not like that! My universe is dying, and in order to save it I need to replace at least one of the anchor beings that died in it to buy it some time. If I replace both.. I can probably keep my timeline alive for good. Please, you’re the only one that can help!”

“Help how?”

Wade sighed in annoyance, gosh why all the inquiries!

“See this is where it gets a bit flakey- and please just hear me the fuck out before you flip out and say no! *Deep Inhale* Since you’re one of the anchor beings in my universe, you have to come back with me to my timeline, maybe chill out there a little bit while it slows the dying process, and then come with me to replace the other anchor being and permanently save my world.” He spews out quickly before Y/n could interfere.

He was expecting her to instantly lash out, telling him it was insane of him to ask her to abandon her timeline to go live in his with his soon-to-be new best friend.

But she just stood there, an almost blank look on her face. It honestly scared him, before she finally gave him a confused glare.

“Wait.. so you’re not from this timeline?”

“Uhm no.. but I would really appreciate it if-“

“And you want me to go with you to your timeline to find your other…anchor being? What the hell is that?”

“Oh! Ugh It’s kinda this thing where if someone really really important dies then your timeline just goes to shit. Ya know I’m pretty sure if I were dead my timeline would probably be gone by now but since they needed me or whatever I decided to stick around for a bit longer.” He flipped his imaginary hair before turning back to Y/n with a hand on his hip.

“So I’m dead in your universe?”

“Bingo! And I really need you to be undead in my universe by… yesterday so chop chop!” He exclaimed, looking down at his imaginary watch before pulling out some kind of remote.

“Hold up! Who’s the other anchor being?”

“Ughhhh God, all these damn questions! It’s someone you know, a very very dear friend to us all. Jimmy.”

Y/n frowned.“Who?”

“Jimmy? James? The man made of metal? Any of this ringing a bell?”

Y/n stared at him in bewilderment silently.

“Oh for christ sakes James! James Howlett! The Wolverine. Yikes Y/n you need to keep up with the lore, you’ve been around since Wolverine Orgins you should know what’s was going on girl!”

“Logan?!”

“Yes! Now let’s go find that little honey badger before he fucks around and nobly sacrifices himself again in this timeline. You do have one in this world, correct? Cause it would be soo sooo much easier if you could just call him right up for me honeybun.”

“I haven’t talked to Logan in years, I don’t even know where he is, let alone if he has a phone number I can call. And I’m sorry wade but I don’t know If I can just leave my timeline-“

And there it was.. gosh you were always so fucking responsible.

“Fine, guess I’ll have to just find Logan myself and go find another you that’ll help me.”

He tapped a button on the weirdly futuristic remote and turned away slowly, about to step through an orange door before she stopped him.

“Wait!”

The merc turned around giddy, hopeful that she would come to her senses and join him.

“What happens when I leave my timeline? Wouldn’t that fuck everything up here too?”

Wade froze, he hadn’t really thought about that part. Shit!

“Uhhh well as far as I know, as long as you’re not dead your world should be fine. So uhhh you should be good.” He said, trying to sound as convincing as he could.

She could sense he was a bit unsure of himself but she also realized how much he needed her help.

“Y’know what, I’m in wilson.”