#and the fact both gintoki and mayuzumi once called takasugi and akashi 'obocchan'

[milesmoerales]

For the ship meme: GINTAKA but also do mayuaka pretty pleeeeease 😍

WAAAAAAAAAA VENUS THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!! you know those two are my ultimate otps 😭❤

GINTAKA

Who cooks: 

gintoki of course. takasugi is a spoiled brat, he can't cook for shit. he's used to have someone do a favor for him since he's a kid. also gintoki's love language is an act of service, he's pretty much a tsundere to tell takasugi he cares about his well-being so he cooks for him instead

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

tama or shinpachi lmao but probably gintoki does the laundry and takasugi learns how to do house chores if they live alone

How many children do they have: 

they don't realize they're adopting two kids + a dog. not to mention takasugi feeds another yato kid so yeah they have four kids despite takasugi thinks he can't get along with kids and gintoki thinks raising children is troublesome

Who’s more dominate: 

takasugi dominates gintoki on a daily basis bc gintoki can't get his shit together but gintoki absolutely dominates takasugi in bed. lbr takasugi likes to be completely dominated!!!

Favorite nonsexual activity:

making fun of each other gintoki likes to lay on takasugi's lap while watching some tv show or movies. takasugi is horror movie fanboy (probs he's a fan of robert eggers, ari aster, etc) while gintoki hates horror stuff but takasugi makes gin watch horror.... anything he does for love

Their favorite place to be together:

anywhere they can fuck (one of them is kitchen counter so true)

Any traditions: 

"i would've loved to drink with you just as much."

they absolutely make out after drinking as if they're afraid they would be apart like them in another universe

Their “song”:  

gintaka official national anthem: glorious days by tldk

another gintaka national anthem bc i said so: you by keaton henson or the only thing by sufjan stevens

really every song is gintaka song if you try had enough

What they do for each other on holidays: 

each other hmm i think gintoki rides a scooter to anywhere takasugi wants to while takasugi gets behind gintoki on his scooter

Where did they go for their honeymoon: 

gintoki is broke ass he would despise the idea of honeymoon he's like, "if we want to fuck we can do it right now. no need fancy place to do it."  unless takasugi pays for it

Where did they first meet:

at the shirne. gintoki saved takasugi from bullies. i think before it happened, gintoki had seen takasugi alone there so yeah he's been gay for takasugi not even they officially met lmao

Any pets: 

SADAHARU also takasugi likes to pet and feed stray cats bc let's be honest he's a cat person he has things for cats!!!

What do they fight over:  

literaly anything!! gintoki is a mess and it rly irks takasugi to see things that don't feel right or when gintoki spends their money on pachinko or when gintoki texts takasugi to pick him up after he's super drunk or when gintoki is simply being gintoki etc etc takasugi nags 24/7 like a mom

oh yeah also gintoki lectures takasugi when he barely eats and only consumes nicotine or simply when takasugi neglects his own health

Do they go on vacations, if so where:  

road trips!! or amusement park or beach where takasugi can feel superior bc gintoki can't swim

MAYUAKA

Who cooks: 

neither, both suck at cooking lmao mayuzumi can only cook instant ramen and microwaving frozen food while akashi barely visits kitchen in his life so they like to order takeouts instead

Who does the laundry and other chores: 

the maids  akashi probably hires someone to do all the house chores but mayuzumi refuses the idea bc he'd rather spend their money to but ringo-tan/kaguya/sasha merchandise or newest light novel than hiring someone else to do basic house chores

How many children do they have:  

they're childfree. mayuzumi thinks kid are annoying and akashi agrees.

Who’s more dominate:  

definitely akashi. he's natural born leader and mayuzumi is pretty much passive in their relationship except he dominates akashi in bed (yes they're like gintaka!!!)

Favorite nonsexual activity:  

mayuzumi reads his fave light novel while akashi snuggles into him

Their favorite place to be together:  

bedroom 🙈

or maybe on the school rooftop

Any traditions:  

one of them visits the other one week then switch on and off

Their “song”:  

mayuaka official anthem: always win by mayuaka themselves aka osaka ryouta and kamiya hiroshi

the song that screams mayuaka energy: i'm not in love by 10cc

What they do for each other on holidays:  

anywhere lmao i mean they're super rich??

Where did they go for their honeymoon:  

somewhere quiet that people are baraly there... probably like a private island???

Where did they first meet:  

ROOFTOP!!! the way akashi legit confessed that he's interested in senpai... on the rooftop... on the spring... mayuaka invented shojo manga your honor!!!

Any pets:  

NO DOGS ALLOWED!! akashi hates dog but he likes his chihiro and he bans cats too bc he's the only neko for chihiro so they only have yukimaru aka the horse (it's akashi's)

What do they fight over:  

whenever akashi is being a spoiled brat which is almost all the time

Do they go on vacations, if so where:  

i always to see my fave ship having fun so they're going to an amusement park too!! or they simply stay at home fucking bc mayuzumi has no energy to go out