#and the arrancar are just like ''what?? what do you mean you cant do that. what??''

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

So like. Going back to the idea of having the hogyoku lodged into a normal person its like. Yeah it is for self insert shippy reasons but also. The idea of just Some Guy being friends with these ancient monster ghost people and just being bewildered by them is hilarious to me. The amount of sitcom level scenarios I can imagine is just too much. Its a rich playing field. Do you understand me.

[torawro]

I've had this in my mind for a while and I need to let out💀

[Reader is an Arrancar that's dating Grimmjow and she likes to fuck around and flirt with the others (except for Nnoitra cuz that mf ain't entertaining that shit no way😭).]

[One day, he catches her flirting and being all touchy with Ulquiorra who's looking at her like she lost her mind, but he doesn't push her away because one, he lowkey checks her out when no one's watching, and two, I like to think that he enjoys pissing Grimm off sometimes. So ofc, Grimmjow gets pissed and storms to them and possessively pulls Reader towards him, shouting at the higher-ranked Espada to stay away from her.]

[Like the unbothered bitch that he is, Ulquiorra simply stares at him and says sum shit like, "What are you getting angry with me for? She approached me and touched me in an intimate manner so you should scold her for thinking I'm more suited to handling her unresolved sexual frustration." Once again, the pantera gets angry before a mischievous smirk forms on his face. Reader is fucking terrified bc she knows that smirk means he's about to do some crazy shit. Grimmjow looks down at her and winks before looking at Ulquiorra. "Hmmm....so you think you can please her better than I can? Well, how about we let her be the judge of that."]

[So fast forward a few hours later to both Espadas fucking the life out of Reader in her and Grimmjow's shared bedroom. Grimm's fucking her mouth while Ulquiorra takes her from behind. Ulquiorra may be a dedicated, full-time stoic King but the way Reader's pussy keeps greedily sucking him in and milking his cock for everything he's got has him furrowing his eyebrows and gripping her ass more tightly. Grimmjow smirks and laughs at him, amused by the fact that even someone like Ulquiorra can get pussy whipped as well. "Pretty little pussy she has, don't ya think? Greedy little kitty will drain you for all that you're worth. A shame she belongs to me though."]

I'm so sorry this is long but my brain was going a thousand miles an hour with this one😭🙈

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 grey i—

this is literally me against the wall bc ??????????? what????? you wrote THIS OFF THE DOME??????? THERES NO WAAAAAAYYYYY OMFG? TAG TEAM BETWEEN MY TWO FAVORITE ESPADA? INSANE OH GOSH THE WAY IF I WAS PALE ID BE AS RED AS A TOMATO AFTER READING!?? especially the last couple sentences OH MY GOODNESS. UR BRAIN IS JUST HUGGGEEEEEE . i think one of the things that’s especially hot to me is that not only are we being used like a damn fleshlight, but ulquiorra falling apart behind us bc of how good our pussy is😩😩😩😩😩 STOIC MEN GETTING HEART EYES OVER US IS MY FAVORITE THIS EVVVEERERRRR and i love mr cifer so much mhmhmhmhm i DOOOOOOOOOO !!!! OH MY GSISJSJA FUCK I CANT EVEN PROCESS THIS PLS🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ also do NOT apologize pls don’t ever. bc honestly i love when people drop long pieces like this in my inbox ( people rarely do tho; most of the time it’s me that’s dropping long drabbles like this like it’s nothing 😭 ) but this was such a treat to read omg.

im thinking of how reader feels ulquiorra’s hands on her ass, letting his primal urges he didn’t know he has take control of his movements. he subconsciously spreads our ass cheeks apart so he can see the tight ring of muscles pucker in and out slightly as our cunt makes his lengthy cock disappear and reappear over and over and my baby is mesmerized like you literally can’t make him tear his gaze away from where our extremities meet. we arch our lower back a little more so his dick can hit that spot and we moan lewdly around grimmjow, which results to both men letting out animalistic growls: grimmy grips our hair little tighter than before, the dull pain of his nails digging nearly into our scalp adding onto the pleasure and make our fluttering hole drip even more honey around ulquiorra’s girth. the clenching sensation he feels is damn near euphoric, he’s never experienced this kind of satisfaction and pleasure before and the action made him let out low curse while bringing a rough palm down on the globe of our ass. it feels good because it makes us squeeze around his tighter, but the lingering feeling of his hand still stings.

we make some type of garbled, mumbling noise, as if we’re trying to say something, but ulquiorra doesn’t register what we say ( he doesn’t really care ) because he’s busy trying to process the feeling of your tight cunt and this intimacy he’s currently engaging in. grimmjow on the other hand begins to fuck your throat to shut you up, blatantly disregarding our plea. “oh shut up, this is what you wanted is isn’t it princess? you wanna flirt around so bad? well, now your mouth can flirt with this dick. better be appreciative that i didn’t punish you baby.”

his azul irises shift and trained on ulquiorra’s pale-white countenance; he could clearly see the sweat dripping down his muscular, lean frame and causing the black tendrils of his hair to stick to his neck and forehead. “hey ulquiorra. two more minutes and we’re switching. you’ve had your fun, now i wanna feel my pussy wrap around me.”

[littlenekosfan]

Since no one else asked... Do the boys for the ask meme too uwu There is never too much Bazz and Jugram <3

oh BOY we are here for a fun ride :)

1. Favorite thing about them

that is a rather complicated question since it's so open... hm, lets go about what i like about their character

bazz, his passion, i love that fire he has in his heart, so bright you can see it shine in his eyes, in everything he does.. passionate people are the ones i love to hear the most about, their engagement and enthusiasm always inspires me even if i dont relate, you can tell im a person of love haha, its my most important value and he has no shame in showing that, he always smiles and have that confidence, and still feel like a relatable character, down to earth, and i really love that

jugram is a little harder to love given his... cold persona (no being hot wont count here) but there is something that makes me fall for him and its his unconditional love... he isnt really open about the concept of love, and he very much has his own interpretation of it, where he keeps hiding what it truly holds even to himself... while i dont like how he denies it, he never killed it, he never killed that flame in his heart even if it means it would hurt him in the future... his love for bazz is just beautiful to me, to love someone for all the goods and bad, from the past to the future, to love even if the ideas dont collide with yours... he cant let go bc he genuinely feels love, and im glad he kept it and accepted it despite it all

was that too fanon or vague ?? im probably talking to myself or i talk as if the person heard all my interpretation of these two... very specific, so i dont blame you if you dont get it

tbh there is so much to love, their story, their personality, their contrast, their relationship, their struggles etc etc, its just, SO much and its all so good..

2. Least favorite thing about them

ahh, i always try to see "what went wrong" with these two... while there is a lot of mistake there and there, which are human or misunderstandings, there is one thing that... kind of upsets me, its this

i know what you're going to say, naki you're not supposed to take it literally, but i think it is... the more i read it, the more it makes sense with how they acted in their separation, but has humans, its so.. out of touch... like, oh yeah, never talk about your traumas/struggles/feelings with your partner bc we understood eachother??? bro you've only known eachother for 6months and yall arent even adults....... no way they never talked about that but also, if they had, they wouldnt have had that break up....... anyways, what im saying is, its unrealistic and it actually irks me.........

3. Favorite line

"Don’t worry about what the grown-ups tell you, I’ll teach you everything you need to know, We're gonna become the strongest Quincies, Jugo"

"Ishida Uryu... you should go save your friends..."

both can get my crying in the club... the first one bc it touches me personally, and the second bc... juazz feelings

4. brOTP

jugram: lille, askin, his aide (also aizen ???)

bazz: haha.... who even wants to be friend with him, actually i want to... askin.

bonus with juazz+ichiishi !!!!!! i love that combination sm

5. OTP

ill just list my ships with involving: juazz, juazzbert, jubert, hubazz, baskin

6. nOTP

juhasch....... and lowkey bazzren/jugishi

7. Random HC

well... how about one headcanon of them by age slice

as kids, bazz was jugram's sunshine, too bright sometimes haha, jugram had to take a lot of time to adjust to bazz' energy bc while being cocky and.. arrogant, he's very nice, and he can see that, sometimes it would wear him off since he's not that great, but bazz is too good of an observer, he would quickly notice it and cheer jugram up.. a little hard duo, but they are both trying their best

as teens, they say they are stuck in the forest training but that would require a nice little house wouldnt it? minimum furniture since it's too hard to get some (ahem, sleeping in the same bed for some heat nyehe) but also, that's basically a domestic au lmao but yeah, cooking, doing laundy, bathing.... all stuff together :) i like the idea of bazz being the only one being able to read and jugram learns from him? he takes so much interest that he keeps a journal about their journey or discoveries... bazz too, but not as much... he's too busy being disliked by the neighbor city jfghdfg

young adults/prewar. oh... oh boy, that one i actually need to dev about it with scenarios and my personal hcs but ill go with a ns//fw bc why not :) while they dont talk nor get along well.. like, at all, that doesnt stop them from being... touchy, it wouldnt romantic or anything "reciprocal" (as in, its more selfish/out of impulse then doing *with* the other) but there is def some yearning... lots LOTS of it.. they would kinda regret doing it bc its not right, but they just cant help it...

post war, this one can be very very open and wide, but rebuilding what was lost brings some reconciliation... not fully, but the gap is less... awkward, so they can now talk to eachother without that weird tension, bazz would love teasing jugram but it would always end up falling on his own head fjghdfg,.. there is some up and downs during that time ofc, but no tension like it used to be, they would have some casual talks... too casual that askin can easily pick up how they have history fgjkkfgh

i actually have a lot of hc, such as their physical appearance, their little perks and ofc, their angst... its hard to dev when im just given one random hc fgmjdfg i either end up with scenarios or interpretation rip legit i can make a post of the same length about their hair.. THEIR HAIR.....help

8. Unpopular opinion

i have no shame to blame the very badly received ending of bleach to juazz unpopularity... also ppl considering them as villains, for some reason, yet arrancars gets lots of love and attention but not ritters?? maybe bc of the anime but still?? most ppl in the fandom read tybw now...... sigh..... also, if you dont think romance is possible between them, ill call you homophobe on sight (idm ppl who prefers it platonic, but if you think it "ruins" their relationship, you are so off the grid pal)

also, they are one of the best written characters in the whole series but nobody wants to dig as far as i did.......

and very very hot take but..... you cant have jugram or bazz as a fav if you dislike the other, not sorry

9. Favorite picture of them

and of course

[recurring-polynya]

saw your tags and I’M BEGGING YOU something about the rukia vs as nodt fight maybe just a drabble however you see fit 🥺🥺🥺

I am sorry this took so long!! Anyway, this ask was in reference to this post about the fears Rukia experienced during the As Nodt fight. I honestly don’t know why I have never seen another fic about this, but if you know of one, send it my way!!

In any case, I don’t usually write dark stuff, but I am good at it, actually, so this one gets a TRIGGER WARNING: Intrusive ideation of the gruesome death of a loved one. Eight times. Probably some spoilers for the TYBWA.

PS: If you want to know more about the time Renji broke his arm in Inuzuri, it’s a shoutback to this.

Rukia is running, her filthy bare feet pounding against the hardpack. She can hear the echoes of other feet behind her, but she can’t tell how many. She skids to a halt, panting, and turns, eyes wide and panicked, ready to count one, two, three, four heads. Four plus her means that everyone is safe.

She is alone.

---

Rukia flinches, waiting for the lead pipe to splatter her brains across the dusty Inuzuri street. But there is no pain, only the sound of bone crunching, followed by a soft grunt.

She has been rescued. Renji, as is his way, has placed himself between herself and the consequences of her actions once again. His arm now hangs uselessly at his side, dripping blood steadily onto the ground. “Fuck you!” he screams at her attacker, who raises the pipe for a second swing.

This isn’t right, Rukia tells herself. This isn’t how it happened.

Hot blood splashes across her face.

---

They stayed too late in the 77th. Renji kept eying the pale clouds gathering overhead, but Rukia thought she could score a few of scraps of food as the vendors in the market were shutting down. Not only was she wrong, but the snow had started falling when they were still a mile north of the Inuzuri border.

Now they were huddled against the bole of an old, half-rotten oak, under a pile of what little brush they were able to gather before the visibility went down to nothing.

Rukia’s brain feels fogged and sleepy. She honestly can’t tell if she’s hot or cold, temperature has become some alien concern. Renji’s arm, wrapped around her, pulling her close, feels heavy, too heavy.

“Renji,” she mumbles. “Renji, don’t go to sleep.”

Her eyelashes are crusted with snow, she can barely see. She shoves her ear against his chest, and listens for his heartbeat.

There is nothing.

---

It is raining, but she can still hear shouts from the courtyard.

“I just want to see her, you flash bastard! I just want to know that she’s okay!”

Rukia tries to make her way to the front entrance, but the hallways of the manor are foreign and seem to reconfigure themselves as soon as she picks a direction. It isn’t right, she tells herself over and over, trying to control the feelings of terror that course through her. I sent him away. I sent him away so this wouldn’t happen.

By the time she gets oriented, Brother is returning inside, his haori dotted with rain. He is wiping down his sword with a cloth that is stained very, very red. “The disturbance is dealt with, Rukia,” he informs her. “You may return to bed.”

---

“I won’t let you take her,” Ichigo snarls, and plunges his sword into Renji’s heart.

The rage melts from Renji’s face, leaving only disbelief behind. His eyes meet Rukia’s briefly, before they roll upward and falls, face-first, onto the street.

Her feet are frozen to the ground, a scream is lodged in her throat, unable to come out. She doesn’t want Ichigo to die, but she doesn’t want this either.

“Unfortunately, that is not up to you,” her brother’s voice echoes in her ears, and suddenly, there is a sword tip protruding from Ichigo’s chest, and an equally surprised expression on his own face.

A strangled sound, not yet a scream, emerges from her throat.

---

Rukia is walking across a bridge. Her thoughts are wrapped up in her own pending execution, when she feels it like a stone plunging into a lake.

Renji is gone.

She grasps frantically for his reiatsu, for a trace, a wisp. The guards are prodding her, yelling at her. Her reiatsu sense is becoming flooded by Ichimaru Gin, walking steadily toward her, smiling his snake-like grin, but she sifts for the tiniest sandgrain, trying to find some evidence that Renji lives.

There is none. Renji is gone.

---

Renji’s body cants forward, he can barely hold himself up, but his grip on her does not falter. Aizen’s shadow falls over them both. Aizen is talking, talking, talking, but his words are just empty buzzing. Rukia is pushing against Renji’s arms, his chest. She’s not sure if she’s trying to get him upright again, or trying to free herself from his grasp.

Just once, she thinks. Just once, let me put my body in front of yours, you bastard, just once.

“Please, Captain Aizen!” she begs, her voice desperate and shrill. “Please, I’ll--”

“No.” Renji’s voice gurgles in his chest. One of his lungs is punctured. “I told you to shut up… Rukia,” he murmurs, and she recalls that he often says “shut up” when he means “I love you.”

Not again, I can’t take any more, please not again.

“I’m not letting go of you,” he curses her, before raising his eyes to Aizen. “I’m not leaving her,” he swears. “You bastard.”

“I see,” Aizen replies. “That’s unfortunate.”

This time, no one intercepts the blow.

---

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez saunters down the empty Karakura Street. “So, which is it?” he drawls. “Which one of you three is the strongest?”

Renji sidles a step in front of Rukia.

“No,” Rukia murmurs. “No, you weren’t there. You were off getting gored by Yylfordt Granz, you bonehead.”

“Not you,” Grimmjow decides, ramming his hand through Renji’s guts.

It’s not pleasant to watch, but Rukia forces ice through her veins and refuses to look away. It’s not real. Renji lets me fight my own fights.

Renji coughs once. His body hits the ground with a wet smack.

---

The Arrancar, this pulsating mass with Shiba Kaien’s face, levels Nejibana at her, when Rukia feels Renji’s reiatsu storming through the hallways of Las Noches, his footsteps pounding like a heartbeat against her spiritual senses.

“Give it up,” Rukia growls, forcing herself to remember clasping his hand in the desert, making him promise.

“I swear on my sword,” he’d agreed, reluctantly.

“Say it. Say the whole thing.”

He rolls his eyes and sighs dramatically. “I swear on Zabimaru that I won’t die for you, okay, Rukia? Of all the stupid--”

“It’s not! It’s not stupid! I can’t fight all-out if I have to worry about you throwing your stupid body in front of me the minute I start to lose! I’m strong, Renji, you have to have a little fucking faith in me!”

“I do!” he had protested. “Of course I do! I always have! That isn’t why… that’s not… I…”

“It’s not the time for that.” She couldn’t meet his eyes. “But I know why. You don’t have to say it.”

One side of his mouth quirked up in a humorless smile. “Yeah. Well. You got your way. I promised. Do me a favor in return and at least try to stay alive, would you, Kuchiki?”

The promises were real, and Renji kept his. She didn’t then, and she doesn’t now, either.

“Sorry, Renji,” she sighs and throws herself forward onto the trident.

---

Rukia is screaming. She is screaming and screaming and she can’t stop.

Suddenly, there is a loud crack, and As Nodt’s Tatar Foras begins to shatter around them. Daylight leaks through, at last. Rukia has access to her senses once again.

She scrabbles, desperately feeling out with her reiatsu, trying to find Renji. She doesn’t know exactly when it happened that she became perpetually aware of him. Maybe sometime during the Winter War, she spent so much time groping around for him that he became lodged in her head, a half-forgotten song she couldn’t knock loose. Since the Royal Realm, though, he’s been a noisy, omnipresent companion, a rhythmic bassline steadying the tempo of her own soul.

He is halfway across the Seireitei.

He was napping, but he’s waking up now.

Napping.

It wasn’t Renji that came to her rescue at all, but Brother, whom she supposes also has a right to a piece of As Nodt.

Renji is sure to get in another fight sooner rather than later, but at least if he dies, it will be because he wasn’t strong enough, not because she wasn’t. That’s a bit of a weird thought, Rukia realizes, as the paralyzing fear slowly recedes from her body. She doesn’t want Renji to die at all.

The solution is obvious. She and Byakuya will just have to finish this quickly, and then she can go protect that bonehead with her own strength. He will likely chew her out and then she can tell him to shut up.

“Do you still have any fears?” Byakuya asks her, trying to gauge if she has shaken the aftereffects of As Nodt’s spell. “Rukia?”

Rukia adjusts her grip on her sword. “No!” she replies.

[itszangetsu-blog]

INOUE ORIHIME MUST BE APPRECIATED

OK GUYS, let’s be honest here, Orihime is the character that goes through the most emotional trauma in bleach other than Ichigo.

The way the fan base treats Orihime reminds me of how Hannah Baker from 13 reasons why was treated by her school mates, well heck, Orihime is an angel but she gets hate for being.....depressed, crushing on ichigo and having a nice body?! I mean what kinda excuses are those....it just ticks me off most of the time.

So Orihime is shown as this super clumsy, funny and adorable girl who has a crush on Ichigo, truth be said unlike Ichigo actually looks like she’s enjoying her life and is super happy all the time despite having such an awful past.

She was abused so much by her alcoholic father and  prostitute mother that her older brother Sora had to run off from home with her to save her from getting killed. But that wasn't the end to her sufferings, she was bullied at school by upperclassmen and had to cut off her hair, and then comes her brother’s death which happened after they had a fight, and she ends up alone. 

Surely It’s not easy for a child to go through such harsh circumstances at such a young age, and still we see orihime smiling and being cheerful and acting nice to everyone around her, maybe out of the guilt that she had a fight with her brother before he died, truth be said, even if she cries easily, she is very strong emotionally upto a certain level.

Ichigo was the guy she has a crush on, in the course of the series she ends up falling in love with him completely, he’s her salvation. That is exactly why when anything bad happens to him she cant bear it, because he means everything to her. Orihime’s insecurities are hinted slightly in the SS arc but it becomes completely visible in the arrancar arc. We see another side of orihime, which many people hate for idk what reason. 

The girl already feels bad for not being able to do anything(specifically fight her opponents) when they went to save Rukia in the SS arc, on top of that she sees ichigo being depressed, and then she gets hurt and Ichigo gets even more depressed and she feels helpless because she doesnt even know what to say. she feels useless and thinks she’s a burden to ichigo and the others. The girl spends most of the time alone at her home, so it is natural that she overthinks about these kinda things especially coming from such a tragic background.

Orihime is a victim of depression at that time, or maybe all through that arc.

And then, Rukia comes and knocks some sense into ichigo, and Orihime feels bad because she couldn't do the same, she feels bad about herself, her self esteem sinks low and she feels jealous of Rukia(which is a projection of her insecurities) and she feels bad for feeling that way, cmon y’all let’s be real here, we all would feel crushed if we were in her place. But truth said it was just illusions her mind showed her because of her depression, nothing she thought was the actual thing, she was important to ichigo and the others, and she was useful, her lack of self esteem and depression made her think that way, and Aizen, who is a clear mastermind and genius could easily grasp this feeling of inadequacy she had by observing her and used that as a way to lure her into HM in a very cunning way. 

Orihime is crushed by Urahara’s sharp words to stay out of battle when she wished to be helpful to them. She basically accepts that she is just a burden in her subconscious mind, and this is what Ulquiorra utilizes when he asks her to go to Hueco Mundo as per Aizen’s orders. She doesn't even bother protesting, she thinks that if she walks away, her friends will be relieved of her burden and obiges to Ulquiorra’s orders. 

While imprisoned in Las Noches she continuously undergoes trauma inflicted by the knowledge that her friends are getting hurt and are dying to save her, also Ulquiorra and Aizen manipulates her emotions and leaves her in a broken state of mind. She’s abused by Loly, Menoly, and Nnoitra physically to add that. Also, her mind is driven to insanity when the one she loves the most ichigo is killed right in front of her. she couldn't get a hold of things, she was broken, depressed and hurt but in the end she overcomes them, and goes back to normal in the Fullbringer arc.  Yet the fandom says she whines for no reason. 

But guys, would you hate on a depressed person for being that way?! because that’s what the fandom does to orihime, she might not be a real person, but she’s the projection of people out there, who suffers, who is tormented by bullying. Truth be said, many tend to hate on ichigo too for the very same reason. 

[Also, I wanted to mumble a lot more, but well I got lazy.]

I wish people would stop this bullshit unnecessary hate on Orihime. 

I wish...

Let’s just be happy for Ichigo and Orihime for getting the happy ending they deserved after going through so much.

“If I were the rain. . . that binds together the Earth and the sky, whom in all eternity will never mingle. . . Would I be able to bind two hearts together?”

[kazashiniwielder]

Bleach bount arc

So last night i was sitting at home and i thought i’d watch the bount arc. Not sure why but i thought you know i never really watched it and i couldn’t remember why i didnt the first time, so i went ahead and started it.

Oh boy did i remember!

I was barley into the episodes with Kisuke teaching them a lesson and i’m just shaking my head. Like seriously there are so many things that the characters forgot.

For example Uryu uses Ichigo’s badge to show them that the opponents are modsouls. He lets Nova get close then taps him with the badge, letting the soul pill fall. Not even an hour later they are told one of them is an imposter. So why didnt any of them get the idea to tap each other with the badge? We’ve seen that it wont do anything to humans, so nothing would have happened to Uryu and Orihime. The only thing it would have done to Renji and Ichigo would be force them out of their bodies. However the last one would have revealed the modsoul. What took them hours to figure out solved in seconds.

Or how about that Orihime can heal injuries. She just saved a guys arm and multiple peoples lives including Ichigo’s. So now that Uryu was bashed head first into the pavement and suffered a concussion she suddenly cant heal him? The poor guy goes most of that arc with a concussion!

Then the biggest lapse of judgement that Urahara Kisuke ever had. This man is a genius so why didn’t he make a modsoul for Uryu?

I get that Uryu doesnt have any powers there, but that would make him need one all the more. Most enemies in the world of Bleach seem to have a habit of taking out weaker beings first. At that moment that would be Uryu. Whole he has no powers at the moment other beings can still sense him. We saw that when the two arrancars went after him when he was alone!

Uryu is literally a walking dinner plate at that moment, and we have a strange opponent that gains strength by eating human souls. It really doesnt take a genius to figure out Uryu would be the perfect target. Strong soul that give them an enormous boost and has no means to defend themselves against spiritual powers, theres no better target.

So instead of having a bount detecter with him so the boy would know when they were getting close so he could go the other freaking way, we’re not only going to leave him defenseless but we’re going to cut him out altogether. Not tell him a single freaking thing! At least they could have pulled him into the discussions because as Kisuke pointed out only a few episodes ago, he’s the best at analytical thinkinv of their group of friends. But no we’re not going to let him know anything. No freaking winder the kid got kidnapped!

And then we learn that now the bounts know of a quincy they’re going to be coming for Uryu, what dies Kisuke do? Heads home. He even made it clear just a few moments ago Ichigo and the others weren’t ready yet, but instead of leaving Tessai there, who could make a difference, they just leave hoping the kids could handle it on their own. Spoiler alert, they can’t!

I remember why i stopped watching that arc, because not only does Uryu suffer so freaking much in it and in the most unnecessary ways, but none of the characters thought at all! You mean to tell me that Kisuke, who is normally leaps and bounds ahead of a predictable enemy got completely caught off guard? That he made such amateur mistakes that let a young boy get kidnapped not once but three freaking times in like two days? An injured boy no less?

[grimmjowjaegerjaquez]

Nobody Wants This Bc She Sucks But Fuck You I’m Gonna Talk About Her Anyway

loly aivirrne sucks. shes the absolute worst and is an unrepentant bastard. but that’s what i like about her. also bc shes a centipede and it kicks ass. and because i keep thinking about a series thats been over for years and is never gonna have any more shit (theres light novels but i dont have the patience to read) im gonna develop her. DESPITE HER HORRIBLENESS, i am of the belief that she deserves what all the girls in bleach deserve: better. and like, fuck, im not going back to the rpc so heres some headcanons lmao

she hides her zanpakuto in her eye mask fragment. kubo makes a repeated joke that she hides it somewhere weird n nasty and i rolled my eyes both times. 

in a desperate attempt to prove her worth, she tried to sell herself as a secretary/aide rather than a fighter. she is not actually good at secretary work and is much better suited to combat, but because she wanted to be seen as attractive and traditionally womanly, she tried to repress that.

she ended up being very insecure about her femininity and appeal, and this may or may not have been subtly encouraged by someone who wanted to keep all the arrancar under his thumb. 

bc yknow if shes too busy being catty and petty to other girls and fussing over herself, then she’ll never notice that she’s being punked!

her treatment of orihime is just the culmination of that! it has nothing to do with orihime herself and all to do with loly trying to maintain her place in the pecking order and feeling threatened/intimidated by another girl!

i imagine she treated menoly much the same before orihime ever showed up bc she was another aide to aizen and you cant have that! but menoly followed behind her, and that kinda just encouraged loly to continue treating her badly. 

and bc of all this shit shes been internalizing, someone that doesnt strike back and is stubbornly kind, compassionate out of spite instead is incredibly alien to her. it disgusts her! how could anyone be like that! dont they know what this world is like? its hate vs hate! its dog eat dog! you weirdo!

and out of denial of everything that shes seen, she holds onto all of that for far longer than she should, because its the only way of life that makes any sense! right? right??

eventually she gets over it, and realizes that she used all of that to hold herself way back. who was she trying to kid with this “oh im an aide!! i do paperwork and stuff :)” bullshit. she wasted her time with all of that when she could’ve been making herself way deadlier!

now that she has no one to try and be sexy for shes free to go fucking apeshit and be the most bastardous she can be. and she can wear cute things bc now its what she wants instead of just being expected of her. Girls Night Every Night.

and in her own... way... she does end up apologizing to orihime. she doesnt say “sorry :(” but she does talk about it. and then immediately cover it up by calling her weird and never speaking to her again.

now for the most out there shit masterminded by me and @devilatelier​ who is the only valid nnoitra

aivirrne isn’t loly’s original last name. she changed it to distance herself from her big brother who she hates and is rebelling against. who is this big brother, you may ask? what are you pulling out of your ass now? well, it is of course, the other shitty bug arrancar, Nnoitra. hear me out:

they’re both complete bastards

they both have their mask fragment over the same eye

they’re both bugs

they both have dark hair and similar colored eyes (pink, purple, close enough)

they both have a voice of reason in the form of a more even-tempered blonde

they’re both rude as hell to their blondes

and if we go with canon and nnoitra is indeed dead, she never gets to reconcile with him. so thats just another extra thing for her to angst over. i mean he sucked, but she sucked too. sketchy of them in the past:

anyway heres a rough redesign of her post-aizen bc god damn why did you make this seemingly teenaged girl have her tits out