#and the airline announced priority boarding for elves
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According to a dream I had, elves get priority boarding on all flights.
This seems both unfair and exactly in line with the natural order of airline operations.
#elf bullshit#in my dream i was at the airport with Arondir#and the airline announced priority boarding for elves#and the jerk just LEFT ME SITTING THERE at the gate while he boarded first#yeah he was wearing his full armor and carrying a bow#which definitely seems like something CATSA would not allow#so i guess elves also have different rules for going through security#smh#never traveling with him again#where were we going? idk probably somewhere stupid like Toronto#pretty sure we we in terminal B for domestic departures
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